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yes

>>29850099
>virgin
doubt it he’s probably seen some shit in Thailand

>>29850099
he's about a 5 for a slav, and one of the richest men in the country, doubt he's a virgin.

slavs got a weird big headed deep sunkin flaring ears monkey pheno ngl

>>29850820
I saw him few times in the past, I can say he's definitely virgin

>>29850099
>virgin
I don't think so

>>29850820
He is virgin by choice, he needs to practice semen retention and conserve vital fluids to reach his maximum potential and bring us eth 2.0

>>29850315
>>29850820
seems to me like he is voluntarily a virgin like newton and just not interested. obviously he can get laid if he wanted to

>>29851001
Ethereum 2.0? Is ETH an OS or something?

>>29851068
Absolute state of newfaggotry on this board, just market sold my entire portfolio

I wonder how many thirsty thots message Vitalik every day.
I just hope he doesnt end up with some ugly chink wife like Zuckerberg.

>>29850099
he's a multi millionaire, not a billionaire, he sold all his eth at $7
the virgin part might be true tho

>>29850099
Sanpaku eyes
> 2. A lot of pressure. Be aware of situation. These eyes want to unload its premined ETH bags on you

follow dex for JustLiquidity
don’t make quick dump
>put 300$ on yields
>waited a month
>rewarded to 1000$ staking pools
taxes so low, lol don’t cry about gas on ERC

>>29851052
If you have to pay for it you’re still an incel. But vitalik strikes me as a asexual. He’s too autistic for sex.

>>29851585
>If you have to pay for it you’re still an incel.
poorfag cope

>>29851665
Rich incel cope. If you’re handsome and rich it doesn’t matter how little time you have. You’ll still get laid. You don’t even need to be that good looking. Just don’t be a complete sperg. I can’t remember the last time I had sex with a chick I didn’t meat through work, a coworker, or networking. Fuck escorts, it’s barely a step up from masturbating. You don’t get the same level of satisfaction out of it that you do from talking up a nice young lady and taking her home with you after a date for a shag.

>>29851665
>cope

>>29851866
It actually is poorfag cope. If the girl has sex with you because she knows you have a lot of money are you still an incel? Prostitution is just that but with less steps

>vitalik
>virgin
lol

>>29852062
Yeah but most prostitutes are retarded cunts who look busted up. Even the expensive ones. Plus an escort is literally fucking you for money. You have to pay her. Just cause a chick has sex with me cause she thinks I have money doesn’t mean I actually have to give her anything. If I don’t want her back again I’ll send her on her way and she can go fuck herself, simple as.

>>29852062
yes you are
if you cant get laid without flexing your money you are a pathetic beta

>>29851866
why single out money? if you get laid because of looks or status or being funny, who gives a fuck
>Fuck escorts, it’s barely a step up from masturbating
so you never had a good escort? shame
>You don’t get the same level of satisfaction out of it that you do from talking up a nice young lady and taking her home with you after a date for a shag.
that may be your fetish, extrovert faggot

>>29852384
Nice cope, tell chad he is pathetic beta because he can only get laid by flexing his looks, or some movie star that he only gets laid by flexing his fame. Did you think dicaprio has harem of young models due to his personality?

>>29850099
alien

my buddy has seen vitalik scoring poon at Consensys

>>29851169
There's probably 10 thots in the entire world who know who Vitalik is.

Only way this guy is getting laid is with money or with sperg girls.

>>29850820
He’s a turbo autist so it’s not unlikely that he’s a virgin

>>29850099
>Virgin
Russia provided him a small city harem of women when he visited.

according to my sources within the etherium community Vitalik fucks. fucks hard.

Did you guys see him trying to talk to Botez? He is definitely a virgin

>>29850099

He's the only virgin not living with his mom anymore

>>29853896
Yeah, surely there wouldnt exist any virgins with their own place, 6 digit portfolios, driving licence, /fit/ and attending college with 2/3 girls. That would be just silly haha

>>29850315
>Seen
does not equal penetration mate.
We've all been to soi cowboy can't say I was interested in the merchandise though.

did he? really...

>>29855533
He fucked her in his dream, but it's a dream. In reality he prefers fucking a computer

>>29856028
computers are sexy and horny indeed

he's cute imo i certainly wouldn't mind popping his cherry and pumping him full of my toxic cum

>>29850099
>virgin
you just KNOW

>thinking he didnt hire a thick bbc goon to stuff him harder than he stuff his pockets
what do you think all the money is for?

>>29851068
Basically, yes.

>>29850099
hopefully he stays virgin forever and never give up his encryption pass phrase to his computer

>>29850099
He's had (at least) one girlfriend, and she was Asian. He posted it on reddit.

>>29855533
Wash his shirt extensively? Yes

>>29856339
He's not wrong, I had a neighbor who killed his mom for drug money. Nobody ever killed people to buy more porn

>>29856339
add the archive link to the image
https://archive.is/sTUZU
https://twitter.com/taoeffect/status/930292339150503936

>>29855533
He fucked her in her dream. He can't fathom wasting mind and energy on a woman

>>29856441
this is about child porn not porn. you want to argue that child porn is the same as porn?

>>29856339
he loses his virginity with a computer, and no, it wasn't a mac if you want to know...

>>29856600
>wasting mind and energy on a woman
yes he can't because all his energy is in his computer

to be honest I prefer being a virgin billionaire than being just a virgin

>>29856774
now he can have all the bitches he wants to lose his virginity with a wink of an eye

>>29856617
Yeah I've never seen people kill their mom to get some money so they could buy more child porn. Have you?

Imagine unironically possessing this pajeet shitfest of a coin. Fuck RVN and fuck the retards that are holding this thinking it will kill ETH. It's gonna go back to zero.

>>29857351
Oh shit im still in a thread oh fuck

>>29851354
>Sanpaku eyes
Are you fucking blind?

>>29850099
checked
>virgin
>buggered by pic related
pic one OP