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How much money do I need to make to get a bf like this?

>> No.2984679

>>2984668
enough to afford his obvious steroid habit and health insurance incase of heart attack .

>> No.2984685

>>2984668
Enough to pay for his PEDs, and an elastic anus.

>> No.2984695
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2984695

>>2984668

>> No.2984706

jeff pls go

>> No.2984755

>>2984668
I need to suck that mans cock right this second.

>> No.2984768
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2984768

>>2984755

>> No.2984777

enough money to get lots of plastic surgery for yourself

>> No.2984898
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>>2984755
>>2984768
what if its smol ? under 5 inches hard, will u still suck it? guys with big dicks don't need to roid...

>> No.2984929

>>2984898
As long as he knows what he's doing with his 4.5", he's already better than a lot of big dicks who think they can get away with just having a big dick. It's very disappointing when you see a 7" and all he does is starfish.

>> No.2984932

i don't think you need any, men don't require their SO to be rich. Just wiggle your butt at him and wink your intentions accross the room. Shave your asshole and make sure you have a smoothbutt for him to pound into the pillow.

>> No.2984936

>>2984929
what is starfish?

>> No.2984946

>>2984679
why don't you say something like "enough to pay for her plastic surgery and mental health visits when she almost dies from starving herself" to a 'how much do i need to make to get a gf like this thread'?

!!!!
equality g-guys!

>> No.2984998
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2984998

>>2984946

because all my experience has taught me not to spend money on/for women .

>> No.2985025
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2985025

>>2984936
Term used for a boring sex partner. They just lay there, like a starfish.

>> No.2985086

>>2985025
you really think a guy that obsessed with himself and his image is going to be interested in pleasing someone else ?

>> No.2985114

>>2984932

Pretty sure OP is a fag

>> No.2985354
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2985354

>>2984755
>>2984768
>>2985025
THE GAYS ARE INVADING /BIZ/

>> No.2985363

>>2984668
joff
pls

>> No.2985364 [DELETED] 
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2985364

how many bursts can bag me a bear like this

>> No.2985385

>>2985364

>> No.2985429

>>2984932
Everytime I ask out a guy like that they turn me down because I'm fat.

> inb4 lose weight
I don't want to lose weight, I'm bad at it.
I'm good at making money though, so I want to do that.

>> No.2985439

>>2985429
I like fat guys

>> No.2985452

>>2985439
I'm not a guy

>> No.2985468

>>2985354
>assumes there are only neckbeards on /biz/

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2985486

>>2985364
damn son

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>>2985364

>> No.2985547

>>2984755
jeff pls go

>> No.2985562

>>2985364
thanks i just got fired

>> No.2985619
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>>2985364
who is this semen demon

>> No.2985900

Fuck your mother, if you want to fuck.

>> No.2986063

>>2984668
die justin

>> No.2986076

>>2985547
That isnt jeff its another miscer

>> No.2986103

>>2985452
Men don't look for money in a woman. But I guess you already figured that out.

>> No.2986119

>>2985429
>I'm bad at self control and going to a gym

Yikes

>> No.2986165

as if these threads aren't retarded enough when men post them

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2986176

>>2986165
>implying

>> No.2986873

>>2986076
This aint jeff?

>> No.2986878

>>2986176
I'd Larp that girl

>> No.2987170

>>2985429

>Make money
>Hire personal trainer
>Get fit
>Sleep with personal trainer

Come on girl, there is literaly no excuse.

>> No.2987197

>>2984668
define "bf"... chad here would probably pnd you, but not like, introduce you to his friends.

>> No.2987339

>>2984946
I see people saying that all the time.