/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29840262
you're supposed to but in this clown world the government cant just print money out of thin air

>>29840262
So what you mean is waste all my student loans on algorand and tezos?

>Don't mind if I DO

>>29840334
Student loans are in default, I'm putting rent into crypto now. Biden says it's ok

lmao check how this idiotic genius tries to get some cash from these poor people

Fuck him.
Already took part in yield farming on YVS Finance and their smart staking model with low tax. That’s what you must look first now

>>29840262
I got get this OP? are you saying 6 months is far too much and you should have every penny in Crypto, or that you should keep a lot more in cash?

>>29840262
>You're supposed to do this
>Why aren't you doing that?
>We need to do this
You know, for a bunch of people who praise nonconformity, beanslurpers are some of the most lockstep drones out there.

>>29840262
Who doesn’t? It’s not hard to accumulate and you can just put it in a reit or something so it still grows with minimal volatility

>>29840262
>Having liquidity sitting in your account letting inflation eating its value like cake
No one can be this stupid, right?

5k Eur in emergency everything else invested, if shtf I can always go just live with my patents

>>29841168
how the fuck do you buy the dip then, nigger?

It's easy and hard.
Easy because minimum wage here is $200, so that would be $1200.
Problem is: Minimum wage here is $200, so tthere's little left in the end of the month.

>>29840809
Nuclear families and missing parents make for lonely plebs.

actually i have 12 months sweetie

And why is that supposed to be a "basedjak" take? I'm pretty there were many people last year who weren't really happy that they didn't follow this advice

>>29840262
It's all in crypto

>>29840262
Well, I have a 2 year emergency fund in BTC.

>>29841300
convert to stable coin, sit it in celsius or some other high interest account

wanna see the true gem?
rofl, go for Binance Smart Chain and go for Jul
forget about this fucking fucking gas on ETH
any coins can bring you benefits
>you shouldn’t be smart in trading, go for holding

>>29840262
My 6 month emergency fund is in bitcoin

>>29841349
What kind of shithole do you live in?

>>29841648
People didn’t expect the entire country to lock down and become a prison state.

>NO goy stop investing your money, let it sit in the bank for decades so the bank can invest it on your behalf and take the profit for themselves!
>You want to put it in crypto? What are you some kind of alt-right chud?!!

>>29840262
>>29842918
>get advice
>be racist and hateful against the people lending advice on an anonymous message board
We literally see everything you do.

>>29842862
i did, it's why i bought a fat stack of guns/ammo, gold/silver, and work in an 'essential' field, not really im a wagie but still i had work, so really i've been completely unaffected by the 'prison state lockdowns' that have fucked the rest of you lol. unironically, my commute got cut in half and is still light compared to pre-covid19 traffic levels.

>>29840262
I have a 100 year emergency fund in crypto, feels good.

>>29843058
>racist

>>29842918
>bank keeps its safe and gives you a small return for trusting them
>crypto price changes so fast you can lose it all over night
Keep gambling you idiot, don’t come crying to the banks when you lose it all

>>29843135
t. banker, wanker, willy spanker

>>29843058
Hahahah fuck niggers Jews tranny dems too
Hitler was right gas the bikes

>>29840262
>not having funds for 12 months, owning real estate, and putting the rest into other assets
>mfw people aren't just larping, they're both legitimately poor and retarded

>>29843135
since I got into Crypto my bank has been sending me letters offering me more services and private banking, they are literally simping over me trying to get their kike hands on my money, but when I withdraw from crypto I always dump it into stocks and assets so quickly it makes my bank managers yamukle spin

>>29843815
Nice. Been making it a personal goal of mine to have only 20% or less of my assets in fiat. Even that however, is starting to sound very generous.

My entire net worth is in crypto. Should it ever fail, the only thing I'll be eating is a bullet. Simple as.

>>29842766
Brazil.

>>29843208
t. Resentful little fuck with a gambling problem
>>29843815
The bank is actually showing you concern and you should be thankful. But keep gambling in crypto and stocks, I’ve known to many people to lose their savings but I guess you think you’re above that’s don’t you? Little fuck.

>>29845105
Vai tomar no cu favelado filho da puta.

>>29840845
>put it in a reit
>minimal volatility
whew lad do you have a lot to learn

>>29840262
My emergency fund is a mavrick 88 and a box of slugs

>>29840262
>supposed to have 25 - 60k in cash sitting around your house

enjoy getting robbed faggot

>1 post by this id
>selfie of op
All fields jannies do as your told or pay will be docked.
Also op is a vpn faggot and has two threads.