/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29832299
are you me?

>>29832299
kys, you are a worthless eater.

what a waste of CHECKED digits.

>>29832299
You never had a job and you are 26? Dude... Wake the fuck up. What's wrong with you? Fucking manchild

LMAO, LOOK AT ME, YOUR MOM IS MINE
What will you do? I checked your ID, you fucking scammer
MY PURSE WITH JULD AND I AM THE KING
>Go home homeless boi

>>29832299
checked, what did you do to lose it all?

>>29832299
If you do decide to an hero, be sure to take bill gays with you.

>>29832299
kys and reroll for a richer character at respawn
worst case scenario, is you don't die, but then realize you've got the infinite life glitch.
don't worry, quantum physics will make sure you end up in the timeline with the best possible outcome.

>>29832465
Leverage longed bitcoin

>>29832524
in minecraft of course

>>29832604
Show proof.

I'm 28 yo indian with no degree and 10 lakh (1 million rupees) in crypto

>>29832693
nice man. how many indian sluts can that get you?

>>29832604
You frickin moron
You dumb fucking cretin
You absolute buffoon of a man

How do you start work as a 23 year old with no degree?
I am literally, unironically asking for a friend

I have a degree and am 26 but only had part time jobs

>>29832748
If bollywood is right, 3 months

>>29832795

>>29832795
the same way everyone else does it,just go find a job that doesn't require a degree,which is most works people do

>>29832431
no youre not, youre a fucking loser. You said shes my mom, so she belongs to me fucking retard.

>>29832644
Why?
>>29832795
we're going to the cage..

>>29832973
77 cia?
uh oh

>>29832299
Apply for trades jobs. Tell them you know absolutely nothing (other than what you do know) and hope one takes you on and trains you. Landscaping is a trade that does this fairly often and the pay is decent, but the work is hard and it's seasonal when you start out. Plumbing, roofing, construction, etc.

>>29832795
Time to start working.

You had 5 years to sort your shit out.

>>29832299
start working and start preparing anon. it's never too late to change and what is coming will have the intensity to make heroes and even saints of those who do the right thing in the face of evil.

Good luck.

>>29832299
More info about ur situation

>>29832795
become a forklift driver
$1000 paycheck every week.
live in a van and put $800 of it in BTC
make it before 30s

>>29833500
good plan, lots of warehouses want you to have previous experience as a fork lift driver though.
that's funny I was looking at getting a license literally yesterday

>>29832299
its never too late to start waging anon

>>29833242
>>29833353
Thank you anons. Can you work trades without any experience?

>>29833576
yes, if you are honest you have no experience some will be willing to train up a guy.
may take many applications to find someone willing.

>>29832299
just go on unemployment benefits and live with mommy. You can try playing the stockmarket after the crash

>>29832604
I used to be a gambling addict anon
You just learned a lesson I learned a bunch of times
We're still young, be glad you didn't lose 20 years wages or anything

>>29832936
I fucking love cold stone

>>29832795
>tfw 30 and a degree but have never waged in my life

>>29832604
Straight up gambling. So take your liquidation penalty, learn from the mistake, and go win with what you have. Such as DeFi

>>29832406
This. What the fuck man, did you at least to college or have some sort of training? 26 is way too old to start waging. If I was on your shoes I'd get my shit together and start learning a trade, maybe that way you won't be completly useless by the time you're 30.

>>29832299
become a security guard and dollar cost average into link.

>>29835622

I'm 36 and turned my my 4k of shitcoins into 60k of shitcoins over the past 2 months. Idk how you are losing money right now.

>>29835780
Tell us your ways oldfag grasshopper

>>29835491
I’ve been working since I was 20 and I’m still useless at 28
At least I learned to cook in a gourmet restaurant and I am currently becoming pretty good at landscaping and understanding small engines

>>29832299
Kys but try to really enjoy and prolong that last day.

How did you lose it all?

>>29836403
This, I’ve been making the most retarded swing trades ever and I’m still only down like 5 percent

>>29832897
I want you to have her anon

>>29835873
I wouldn't consider doing being able to do those things as useless. If you at least have experience in "universal" working environments then at least you know what to expect. But the idea of a 26yo NEET with no previous experience JUST hiting the labour market at that age is baffling.

anon, if you're white

just move to some poor asian country

you will get every single girl, they're safe and free and you'll have a fun life

do that before u kill urself

>>29832299
kill yourself, why wait

>>29832299
>I'm 26 years old and never had a job, just lost all my money in crypto. Should I start waging or kms?

The fact that you asked this is a solid proof that your must KYS. Please, write a note and just banish in a forest.

>>29832299
you're 26 why would you kill yourself over such nonsense

>>29832299
bro do not kys. this is a temporary thing in your life. dont listen to these trannys that will tell you to kill yourself. use this time to reconnect with youself, go in nature find something that makes you happy and work at it. Alternatively you can take classes to get trained in computers or coding and wait for the biden bucks to get you through. you dont need to end this over money that is backed up by nothing. the money is just monopoly money and many ppl are too contolled by its influence its the same with religion, politics and other dogmatic principles. get your mind away from being controlled emotionally from finances. You mean something to somebody even if its someone online that you never met. these faggots will tell you to kys because deep down they are dead inside and they think its funny but theybare just tranny faggots with daddy issues. it doesnt affect them. decouple from societies expectations of you. find your back door and get out. somebody loves you anon even if its just some random person on the internet. take back control. there will be plenty of opprotunites in your life but you will never find those out if you end it.

>>29838817
you have to be at least 18 to post here buddy

>>29838910
faggot tranny. how many dicks did you suck last night for .00001 btc?

>>29832299
Maybe grow dope

>>29832299
Listen no matter what anyone says it's really good you are starting waging. Stay strong.

>>29832299
Hell 26 is almost point of no return for a NEET, you're irrecoverably fucked if you reach 30 like this m8.

>>29838910
lmao kys faggot.

>>29832299
Start onlyfans

I am also 26 years old, never worked a single day in my life and I have high six digits in crypto

Beyond comfy

>>29832406
yeah this how come op doesn't want to be a productive slav.. i mean member of society and do all of those important things like delivering food to obese retards or producing more plastic junk or marketing that plastic junk
like wtf

>>29838037
>>29838145
The duality of man.

I am 26 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>>29839986

>>29839674
Is he a +8/10 e-thot?

>>29832604
why haven't you done so at 5k last year?

>>29832299
There is more dignity in death than waging.

>>29839917
What i mean is he need to get a job NOW.

That stupid thing of invest in criptos at early 20s and expect to NEET for life and get rich without working a fucking day is a retard move.

Just fucking wagecuck ASAP and invest,
>If you make it: then quit job, go EA and bang trannies till STDs rip-off your guts.
>If you don't make it, keep waging in the cage like 99% of humanity.

>>29832299

I'm 27 years old, working 3 years now have 100k$ and 1k$ in divvies every quarter.
Never invested a dime in memecoins and never will.
Stay poor coinfags

>>29839986
Same gonna kms any day now. I wasn't built to make it. I am a waste

>>29832299
DON’T PANIC. Never working a “job” in your life is something you should be proud of. 99% of the jobs available are meaningless, useless fuck arounds meant only to occupy the time of the enslaved “employees” to keep them in their class position. It’s literally like dumping buckets of water in the ocean. Again and again day after day multiplying excessive pollution and toxifying the planet and human bodies. Just look at the massive increase in construction the past 12 years. All over the road and in almost every city, nonstop construction sites of needless work, being done simply to give the idiots doing it something to do. If you can find a good job with good people then that’s your best bet, otherwise you’re better off.

>21
>UK
>NEET for almost 4 years
>apply for 70+ jobs and can't even get an interview
What the fuck. I'm so screwed. I can go University but I won't have motivation to study/work on something I don't care about

>>29832299
based neet op
>>29832406
found the normalfaggot

t. 23 year old neet