/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29809603
>1 post by this ID

>4000 sqft mcmansion with califuck "style"
>modest

>>29809603
Plenty of houses like this in LA

>>29809603
>no eurocucks allowed
BOOO
weeell, then fuck your plywood McTrash Burger

>>29809603

>>29809603
But US houses look like shit

>>29809603
i'm already living in a house. no need for another one currently

>>29809603
A 3 story container home, fuck off it was my idea

>>29809744
A Faraday cage?

>>29809603
is that Michael's house from gta v?

>>29809603

>>29809603
beautiful house

>>29809603
Imagine being a burger and actually wanting to stay here. This places is starting to look like a brazilian nightmare

>>29809603
when my shitcoins moon I'm gonna build Bag End in like wyoming or Idaho. it will be normal people sized tho

>>29809642
Astute

>>29809681
it doesnt need to make made out of bricks. california has nothing but sunshine all day

>>29809982
Hence what I would really call home and what I'm planning on getting one I make it

>>29809898
lmao

>>29809982
kys eurocuck

>sunshine all day
>no snow
>good weather
>everyone has money
>green grass all year long
>legal weed
>not a cloud in the sky
>80 degrees every day

go live in your fucking freezing castle with 265 days of rain a year

>>29810309
don't really associate California, or even Murica with modest tho. Probably best 'modest' examples there would be Spanish/Med/Mex, idk.

>>29810629
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT THIS SO BAD

>>29811040
>so, cheerio then, modesty
>we hardly knew ya

Something like this would be peak comfy. My aunt and uncles place was like this and I loved it.

>>29811323
i want a big house and pool but id be so fucking just to have something that isnt really small and shitty looking with weird shapes

fuck you ill post when i want to

>>29809898
lol

>>29809603
that's fugly. no consistency.
>random round corners
>no coherent window shape or size.
>amerimutt aesthetics confirmed.

>>29814112
i dont like the windows but the style

something on a lot of Land.

>>29814236
That style is called McMansion.

>>29815231
you idiots call everything a mcmansion you dont even know what it means

>>29809667
Yep, right next to the freeway with 24/7 mariachi music, dogs and fireworks going off and hoboes sleeping on your lawn. A steal at only 1.2 million dollars asking price, selling for 1.4 million in cash same day with no inspection and requiring +200k to fix all the boomer neglect.

>>29815401
flyover cope

>>29809603
Something like this but more remote, fortified and luxurious.

>>29815468
nah, I live there, that's how I know

>>29814733

Is that the Dutton ranch ?

I like living in vans muh self

Fuck ya face

>>29809603
Fuck you Tommy, you will never experience true comfy

House fags make me want to support communism rly

>>29809758
>>29809979
>>29810002
>>29810629
>>29815479
>>29816070
>living in a shit mutthouse with 0 privacy

>>29815401
I live in a house like that already in West Hollywood and none of those things happen near me.

>>29810007

> will be normal people sized tho

Sure manlet.

>>29809603
Stonechad here

>>29811602
Based

>>29816281
some of those look pretty secluded
>>29810002 is pretty gay though

Unironically a yurt with a wood burning stove in the middle of 100 acres of highlands

>>29816281
Come on dude... >>29815479 is literally an island, how is it not private?

>>29816325
well you're certainly not near the freeway if you're in weho. for anyone buying now that would cost an extra 600k to be in an area with reduced hobo traffic.

"america has no nice houses"

I see you faggots are completely forgetting and disrespecting the victorian era of houses, solid builds, unique and beautiful.

>>29817175
heres another victorian for you plebs put respect on it

Eurocucks most of you dont live in the castles over there, google victorian homes and their interiors before you comment ape tier shit

>>29809629
yea because the thread hasnt even started.

>>29817175
>Victorian
Nice, but money pits. Constant upkeep required. Worth it though if you have no other use for that money and want one bad enough.

>>29816599
Correct answer

>>29817382
Are they that bad? If my REQ gains take off i plan on buying one, it will also be my first home lol i dont plan on getting a super huge one, but i love the solid built architecture, the old style, history, some are haunted as fuck. Love the whole project

BTW to anyone reading if you never grew up in an old house, I mean 1900 or earlier you have no idea how much thicker and sturdier the walls are. New homes are built so thin

>>29817524
I grew up in a big Victorian and there was always some new issue to address. I can only speak for my case, but I guess it's fine if you don't care that a good amount of money goes into your house. It was a lot of fun though. Friends thought it was a castle.
It's been years, but I think the buyer gutted the house after we left and put in brand new everything, which basically defeats the purpose of buying a Victorian. You're right though - Victorian homes are works of art.

I basically want to live on a plantation. I've got a hard on for arches and wrap around porches. would rather it be built of stone/brick tho

>>29809800
No it's just mirrors, they always make things look more faraday than they really are

>>29809898
top kek
remind me od Ted Kaczynski

>>29818144
>remind me od Ted Kaczynski
that's the joke

>>29817753
Me too but no blacks this time

>>29816281
rent free. every day eurocuck

>>29818649
Or this

>>29809603
I want a digital portable API3 enabled house

>>29818768
Or finally this. Tough decision.

to me this looks perfect

>>29819034

>>29815479
Oh, and I assume your butler's will helicopter in your daily big Mac's and tendies?

Bing bong moon park.

>>29814733
Isn’t this winning life? That’s when the credits role down irl and god calls you from heavens to tell you how much you rock

>>29819291
that looks comfy but im a snoooooozer. how do you deal with all the glass?

>>29819558
Blackout blinds or automated roller shutters can fix that, so long as they're not ugly bulky pieces of shit it won't detract from the aesthetic of the place.

It's the house they designed specifically for Parasite, a kimchi's delight.

>>29811776
Always nice to give rats a place to live and easy ways to climb up your gouse

I'm going to build one like this.

>>29809744
>*bonk*
>oh shit I hit my head on my house again

>>29816281
imagine having this imagine on your computer

>>29819655
Great movie and a great house. I wish i could afford it but it would cost aroung 7.000.000$

>>29809982
You right realize how big this country is.

>>29816442
It looks like the house has a cancer

>>29816281
I never understood the "all windows, no fence, slightly over the ground level, house" meme

euro cuck here
why would I want to wish anything except pic related? There will be wars and if I don't live under ground how am I going to survive?

>>29819655
I love that movie

Not a single man with patrician tastes ngmi
I present to you
>come back home white man, oh mighty son of the everliving Sun

>>29809898
excited

>>29810356
These things are gas guzzlers.
Make sure to count in the ridiculous cost of gas when u retire. There are plenty of men with boats like this who are stuck at port forever.

>>29809603
100% serious

>>29818872
Scarlet Monastery?

>>29809783
yes, goy. you WILL live in the container

>>29817175
You actually think these ghastly Adams Family houses look nice? At least youll have ghosts for company.

>>29820762
theyre incels. they just do the opposite of what everyone does to think theyre better by being worse. the rest are just european retards coping with how ugly their country is

>>29820317
100% a cuck

>>29820317
based

if that deck has storage space underneath that's an amazing cost efficient design desu

>>29820923
It doesn’t. It’s a cuckshed

>>29809744
have fun cleaning up the dead birds ever morning

>>29820668
>this fucking generation

>>29809603
I already own a house, but I don’t live in it I just rent it out and live in my parent’s basement with my gf.

>>29809701
You're probably memeing, but at this point, even something like this would be good enough for me. I just want a house of my own.

>>29809603
>Anything with a big ass lawn
Fuck that noise. The first thing I'm doing is to gravelly that over, maybe make it a low upkeep desert scene. I'm not mowing that shit nor would I hire some poor fuck to do it.

>>29821412
A “lawn” with a rocky mountain wildflower aesthetic would be cool in a colder climate

>>29809603
I never understand these threads. Houses like this are a dime a dozen in every single suburb here in Texas. Sure they're more abundant in gated communities, but there's still plenty in the regular rural suburbs, aka 20 minute drive away from the skyscrapers or downtown part of downtown.
Are Texas, New York, and California genuinely the only rich states in the country? Are we the only ones who live in luxury?

>>29820317
>tfw no comfy thermaltake case for a house
why live

>>29820317
I never understood this one
>live in Aus
>paint house completely black
>put up gigantic black shades above it
for what purpose

>>29821495
I've lived in 7 different states

I currently live in texas. The only states with money, where nice cars and homes are commonplace, are: (roughly ordered)

Massachusetts
New Jersey
California
New York
Washington
Colorado
Florida
Texas
Connecticut
Minnesota
Maryland
Virginia
North Carolina
Alaska
Oregon
Hawaii

There's good living everywhere but comparing somewhere like Kansas or Mississippi to these states is like comparing Hungary to Germany

my autism is now satiated

>>29810007
actually I like it

>>29810440
Spoken like a true plebeian mutt

>>29821994
>florida
>texas
KEK good one
>not georgia

>>29820317
based, I was gonna post this

>>29822261
sorry forgot georgia

>>29821290
Based

>>29809744
grassfire anon.

>>29810440
>No snow
Cringe

>>29810007
This is cozy af

i just want to live in a big concrete cube away from the 5g

>>29809701
this, but unironically

>>29810440
>be american
>neighbour is angry at me cuz idk
>calls the police on me
>get shot in my own house
Enjoy life

>>29809603
https://archivaldesigns.com/collections/castle-house-plans/products/balmoral-castle-house-plan
or
https://archivaldesigns.com/collections/castle-house-plans/products/castle-ourem-mansion-house-plan

>>29810309
I guess a plywood piece of shit house is all you need when california will slide into the ocean when a 9.5+ shakey boi hits.

This would do me.

>>29819765
Figures you'd live like a complete goddamn animal so you'd get rats in the first place. Are you always an embarrassment or does that come with your social security number?

>>29819765
thats what the cat is for

>>29816442
>living in a giant testicle

>>29811776
1776 digits. posting what he wants and not giving a fuck. Your an honorary burger if your white

>>29821994
I dont think theres comfier suburbs in the states than in jersey but mass and some of the other NE states may come close. Georgia also has nice ones 2

>>29809603
You will never be white amerimutts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-deMVQQd-U

>>29824031
>Your an honorary burger if your white
Disgusts me to see amerimutts think they're white
We gave you beautiful white european genes and you turned into disgusting niggeroids
Absolutely fucking shameless
Your entire country should off themselves if you had an ounce of self respect

>>29809603
How is that a modest house

>>29816281
Windowed houses are fine if you have absolutely unobstructed view from which nobody can see you i.e. first row to the sea, top of the hill, etc.
But having that type of house in an urban environment with neighbors is bugmen cringe.

>>29820317
>living in a black credit card shaped sipping container house

Im all for minimalism dude but this is retarded looking and built with shit materials that will decay within 2 years tops. tl dr minimalist design with low quality building materials and poor design. I could see a stiff wind knocking this over in a heartbeat.

>>29809701
literal hillbilly garbage

>>29824628
>/biz/ could have their own citadel castle
not sure I'd want to share a castle with retards on here, but I like to think it would be comfy

>>29811512
basically white 1960's shit?

>>29818669
>rent free
yes we do live in there don't we?
that's why we're in the OP

>>29816599
imagine the glare on your screen when browsing 4chain though

>>29825211
yeah I didnt post the castle to live in by myself or with my family. I would have tons of based people in that thing like a small city, coming and going. People that want to live in an enormous mansion by themselves or with a small senpai are nuts.

>>29809603
I don't ask much just an attic with sea view in a mid sized sea city
I already live in an big house in a small town and it's a slog to take care of it now that we are only in 4

>>29810007
fire starts by entrance. you died inside.

>>29809744
Lol, you will get tons of birds smashing into your house every day

>>29811776
Based, even more if it's actually in Sicily

>>29810007
>Most rooms have little to no natural lighting
Awful

>>29815479
>Your island is submerged in 20 years due to global warming

>>29816070
Heaven to me

>>29810007
I would hire different hookers every week and make them dress up like elves. Then, after they got to my hobbit manor, i would fuck them exclusively in the ass, to settle my reputation as the lord of the rings

>>29809603
> no eurocucks allowed
> spanishstyle.jpg
lol you american asshole

>>29809744
>29809744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DpOa7VPNW0

thats $835000 for one of these babies in London!

>>29827071
Perfect for Arabs & Chinese

>>29817354
hello yes mr fucking adams family

>>29809744
“You want to see a bird graveyard? You just go. Take a look ... Go under a windmill someday. You’ll see more birds than you’ve ever seen, ever, in your life.”

>>29815479
>get raided by pirates

i want something simple and keep money for more important things and for investing further

oh wait no eurocucks allowed
sure, i'll leve the obese amerimutts talk about their ugly houses surrounded with niggers

>>29809701
Based and virginiapilled

Is this what virgina is like? I don't know I'm not a burger

>>29817354
nigger thats just the monster house

>>29810007
Legit know someone with a house underground like this. To avoid planning permission from aerial footage.

>>29809701
Utterly based. Most bizpilled house here

>>29827945
>t. europoor virgin

>>29827071
£1.2m if in zone 2

>>29828031
Virginia is one of the most cucked states in the US

>Manic enforcement of speed limits
>Cops on every corner
>Once red state now turned blue
>NJ/NY cucks moving there in droves
>Gun laws getting butchered
>Rising property and state taxes
>All the poor blacks from baltimore moving in

Try central PA or West Virginia for the same feel of virginia but less niggers and cheaper everything.

>>29810007
Based and Bilbopilled

funny when we western-europeans don't have to buy magic coins to be able to NEET endlessly, thanks to welfare

anyways, have fun coping with next-door neighbour Tyrone pumping his massive shlong in your wife's saggy hole

>>29819850
>imagine having this imagine on your computer

>>29827577
>birbblender
I've always wondered if these kind of Windmills had that problem

>>29828515
forgot pic

>>29809603
Why are you jealous of Europe mutt ?

>>29828387
no eurocattle allowed ITT

>>29816070
nice

>>29809898
Topjej

>>29809603

>no eurocucks allowed
>spanishstyle.jpg

yo, good pump I missed
need advice folks, someone uses Bot Ocean platform?
worth buying or better to check for other bots?
want to test trading with algorithms and tools

>>29815401
Sounds based desu, minus the homeless of course.