/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29816326

>>29816348

I have a bunch of Silvergate puts expiring mid March with a strike price of $70. Problem is BTC has been crabbing. Planning on holding them till within a week of expiration. Think BTC will crash in that time?

i bought some stocks
i didn't follow the crowd
but, my parents
will never ever be proud

>>29816326
>>29816348
>>29816368
Longcat is looooooong

>>29816463
No. Crash is April at the earliest, from a higher level.

>>29816326
>>29816348
>>29816368

Anon check this out

$MCM

Future of crypto"

WTFWT #5 if you want to listen to it fren

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3hB48b6pe8

>>29816326
stupid fucking newfags edition
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>>29816508
Don’t worry anon. You will make them proud if you try hard and are there for them. I don’t just mean “there for them”
Financially

>>29816326
>>29816348
>>29816368
Oh mai GAH!!!!

Oh man back to the pandemic /smg/ C'mon, admit you are happy we are back to those deep red dips and slow weekends. Admit it.

Good morning I hate when bakers don’t link the previous thread

>dogecoin has a 7B market cap

PLTR goes up

I have $1,000. What penny stocks should I buy?

>>29816549
Your moms a newfag.

>>29816613
PLTR

>>29816592
>so does Gamestop
W-what does this mean?

>>29816580
>ID: MoM
>best kimetsu girl

>>29816592
Fucking how many coins have been mined? Jesus. What’s the cap?

>>29816591
previous thread had a bunch of smart anons trying to teach literal mouthbreathing niggers the basics.

Remember to buy PLTR on the dip fellow Hobbits.

>>29816622
>fail bakes
>gets pissy when called out for it
ok sweaty

Any day traders on tonight?

>>29816611
>mfw when I realize Trump in no longer President and four years have already passed.
Like tears in the rain, those memories will be lost.

Covered calls are the shit.

>>29816386
>>29816449
>>29816711

Covered puts? Anyone do this consistently? Why is this harder to wrap my head around

>>29816703
>Previous thread on 4chan had smart people in it

Lol ok buddy.

>>29816742
I wish he took Trudeau with him...

>>29816738
But anon that would make them night traders.

>>29816703
Not an excuse. Link the previous thread faggot.

>>29816613
Sell covered calls

>>29816759
just think about it this way. you are selling a service, that service is to be someone's bagholder for an agreed price they pay you.

>>29816326
What's on the /smg/ iceberg?

>>29816759
No dude, I just short puts. Once you are able to do that, you will hit 8 figures in no time!

Okay anons need some advice. I'm possibly playing with a fuckton of fire.
>Invested in 5k in robinkuck since mid 2019
>Military-Industrial complex stocks, Starbucks, your standard normie shit
>Not much gains
>Pandemic starts in march/april, invest in NVAX and MRNA
>Portfolio worth about 28k now with all the ups and downs of the market
>Go fucking full retard and pull the equivalent margin from robincuck, 28K
>Spread across the board, shotgun into different shit
>Uranium, long hold dividend tickers, more biomed
>Wagecuck nets me about 2K a month
>monthly expenses about 700-800 dollars
>no wife, gf or kids
>Have a 2.6K certificate about to mature in april
>Have 120$ in checkings
>remember borrowing on margin? dangerously close to getting margin called because market fucking sucks
>just opened a coinbase tonight
>get paid 900-1.1K next week, will need to pay 500$ for rent on time
what do
Guide me anons

>>29816799
With $1000 you literally have to buy a shit stock to sell calls on at that point.

>>29816738
Trading what?

>>29816830
The last one is bartering with pokemon cards.

>>29816759
Look up the Wheel strategy.

>>29816830
>very bottom is Snapchat premium stock picks

>>29816799
I'm not allowed options on my trading account.

>You missed out on buying CWSFF
>Stock is up 80%
>CEO has a formula to turn landfill trash into gasoline and diesel
>Plans to import trash from other countries to make fuel from it
>Canada the trash capital of the world

Pic related it's him. You should have listened.

>>29816759
Do you mean covered puts as in the hedging technique, or cash secured puts?
CSPs are the most basic theta play.

i bought some options
to make my portfolio bigger
but in the end i'm just
a degenerate gambling nigger

>>29816732
Look, just because I don’t know how to do anything, doesn’t mean I wanna hear bout it. But I am considering buying the cursed stock, even though the meme is dead and so are the shareholders. *baddump tsssttt*


BAHAHAHAHAAAA GET IT? THE SHAREHOLDERS ARE DEAD TOO BECAUSE THE STOCK IS EVIL

>>29816843
>what do
>Guide me anons
Be less stupid.

>>29816787
kek

>>29816868
>mfw i have no face

>>29816835
sounds like a solid way.. how do i get started?

>>29816868

>>29816843
Close out any margin and rewatch that Peter Lynch speech.

>>29816926
Well shit, how come no-one ever posted that before? I would've gone all in based on that pic alone.

phd in economy here, we have three main scenarios right now
>crash soon, everything is fucked, inflation and a lot of bankruptcies coming later this year
>stimulus is passed and this buy us some months, crash next year
>everything goes down slowly for a long time, 3 years minimum to new ath

>>29816843
>2k/month salary
>let's say 1k/month expenses

Okay, we can work with this. Put $250 a month into a retirement account like a Roth IRA, and put $250 a month into an investment account. I can't tell you what to buy, but your income is your greatest financial tool. Save, save, save, never ever stop saving, never tell yourself you can splurge, always be frugal as fuck. That's how you actually get rich. SAVE.

>/smg/ was the last decent place in /biz/ aside from the rare economic discussion threads
>Nonstop shilling of shitty companies with the hopes of another GME level PnD
>Penny stock fags flowing in
God damnit, is there no way to get one fucking thread that can pass as an actual discussion?
Could we go back to old /smg/ if newfags, pennyfags, and gamblefags just moved to /gmbl/ - Gambling?

>>29816860
Just apply for it, they'll let anyone do it.

>>29816843
Get out of any margin immediately.

>>29817007
highschool dropout here
the fed will crash the economy and replace the USD with DigiDollars
Great Reset
eat the bugs

>>29817007
>phd in economy

>>29816926
Looks like the type of guy that would try to buy a school girl's panties.

>>29817007
bachelors in economics here (actually)
you're full of shit, but you already knew that

>>29817007
>phd in economy
stopped reading

>>29814220
so he just replaced his colon issue monologue with the marty meme?
>30. Do not trust Bio shills, you know what I am talking about
i''m going to buy more bioshits now

>>29817070
He does look based.

>>29817028
>/smg/ was the last decent place in /biz/ aside from the rare economic discussion threads
Hey now, "Why aren't Millennials buying houses?" was always good for a laugh and quality real estate discussion.

>>29817028
The threads are actually slowing down. This turn down is gonna kick out a bunch of newfags.

>>29816917
Aren’t you the guy that’s lost his girlfriend and retail business

>>29816868
Also where the fuck do you guys find these penny stocks?

>>29817140
I swear sometimes I feel like I just wake up with them on my mind, like they came to me in a dream. No one knows where they come from.

>>29817119
It already did. Posting rate has gone down around 40% since Jan 27 week

Ph.D in Clown Theory here. There is only one possible outcome:
>Market remains a clown market with nonsensical valuations and fluctuations for a completely random amount of time

>>29816868
aped in
ook ook

>>29817140
>he’s not searching every 1,2,3, and 4 letter combination on finviz daily to find undervalued stocks

>Nonstop shilling of shitty companies
I’d take that over nonstop shilling of utterly pointless pajeetcoin crypto projects.

I posted a bad joke and no one laughed at it. No one even responded.....

>>29817203
I recommend every stsck enoigh gold/silver to not spend much money at all and just keep playing clown market. Your gold/silver will 100x and makeup for losses if the day every comes

>>29817007
room temp IQ here (in kelvin)
>fed keeps printing
>line will go back up

>canuck company
>one of the board members is literally named doug mackenzie

Why is PLTR worth 40B? Trying to figure out whether I should gamble on it or not.

>>29816824
I don't go out much for obvious reasons
but now I'm going to suspect every single person I see is you.

>>29816830
I don't even own AQB but it's somewhere near the bottom....

>>29817251
Shut up newfag. Here's your (you).

>>29817247
But bro, did you get in on OBS? This decentralized message system crypto is going to change the world.

>>29817203
Ph.D in schooling here. We are gonna go to the market and make money lol

wtf is a cash secured put and how is it superior to owning a quality equity/ETF and selling covered calls on that as it appreciates in value below your rolling strike price

>>29817270
nice lum

>>29817284
It's a growth tech company.

>>29816326
are ya beatin inflation son? remember its 3% a day and 3% an hour

>CFII is trading near or below NAV, less than a week from merger vote
I have never seen this before

>>29817284
It was worth 60 billion.

>>29817265
Oh yeah, definitely. That gold. It's been uh, a rock solid holding this past month.

>>29816759
CSP are shit. They eat up the same margin as a buy-and-write, but the latter at least allows you to close the call when the stock dumps.

CSP have no place in any trading strategy and I have no idea why they exist tbqh
Now naked puts on the other hand, that is the real deal

>>29817352
>cash secured put
Sell a put and have the money set aside to buy the shares if exercised. It is "limit buy + tip"

>>29817389
>Under 1T?
BUY BUY BUY

>>29817270
Looks like unexamined permabullishness is back on the menu, lads!

>buy GME
>goes up
>sell
>get back into GME after a small pullback
>goes down
>sell
>lose gains
bros....why is it impossible to make successful trades twice in a row on the same stock?

>>29817454
>last chance to buy before $40

>>29817454
>PLTR is the next MSFT
dilate

>>29817472
>Buy every dip
I don't remember that guy stuttering.

>>29817497
>25 is the absolute bottom
lmao PLTRannies are comedy.

>>29817284
a decade spent developing Foundry. Data aggregation is and will be a necessity for any competent company within the next year. Ability to simulate outcomes. In-system low/no-code application development. Branch of their business is tethered to government meaning permanent federal support.

I can keep going..

>>29817492
>goes down
>sell
ngmi

PLTR execs just sold a bunch of stock. isn't that not a good sign?

>>29817591
I don't hold crazy volatile stocks like GME, I scalp them

>>29817628
Shhh, don't let the newfags know!

>>29817580
You forgot that holding it gives you special sexual powers.

>how I feel knowing soijack pajeet poster is losing money
https://youtu.be/u2WtRKM9G6s?t=127

>>29817648
Manage risk better

>>29817664
it's made with bits of real palantir, so you know it's good

every retard who only knows how to buy tech stocks with 100 pe is about to get bodied

I’m waiting to break even on my 100% meme stocks portfolio so I can sell everything and buy high dividend commodities

>>29817648
You didn't do a good job.

>>29816326
This is my first time posting on /biz/ since I migrated to /lit/ at the beginning of the year, and I must say, I am no longer attracted to making fun of “npcs” or “communists” (let’s admit, you guys don’t actually understand communism at all). I think it’s safe to say that I’ve finally outgrown my alt right phase. I’m glad I have left this place and never looked back.

where did CLF tranny go

>>29817628
I think I have only seen 1% of plays work out when insiders were selling. That was probably the big sell flag for CLF

>>29817628
they were all scheduled sales that have started since DPO. the company compensates its employees and execs with stock. they've been holding for 18 years, of course they're going to cash out a portion of their hard work

>>29817628
NASDAQ's site is showing more net buying by insiders than selling. There's just been some guy FUDing the hell out of it over the last few days with a picture of a few insiders selling taken out of the full context of all recent insider trades.

3 months of gains wiped out in 3 days

>>29817716
poo poo pee pee

>>29817685
I only buy mutant fish companies that have a p/s of 4000

how fucked are we on monday?

>>29817129
no

no jokes now, holding oil, food processing and electric engineering stocks
how fucked am i?

>>29817767
did you sell?
don't sell

>>29817767
Bears take the elevator, bulls take the stairs.

>>29817716
You're a faggot.

>>29816830
someone post the investment iceberg

>>29817666
kek
i feel bad for all the anons he dragged in

>>29817685
>He exclaimed as Twitter's stock continued to rise despite the rest of the tech sector was bleeding

>>29817251
i once ate a string of jokes.. nobody cared.... i shit you knot

>purposely avoided buying any stock with positive earnings per a share, with the idea that if they were earning money then they weren’t spending enough / taking on debt and expanding

How is corona where you live?
Here people now go outside and grill and drink together. Huge groups sit around, nobody wears a mask outside anymore and people stopped giving a fuck.

The state is panicking and tries to keep everyone at home, but obviously the warm weather will destroy any illusion of that happening. One warm weekend and the parks and riverbanks will be full of people. Nobody I talk to agrees or cares anymore. Police and laws gets open contempt if people even still care if what they are doing is illegal.

How is it in the US?

>>29817879
based

>>29817879
Debtmaxxing, Inc.

>>29817859
suck me. boomer gang

Can you short UVXY?

Short volatility in some way? How can you do this?

>>29817898
People still wear masks in the stores, and some people still care. My tenants wear masks when guests are over.
I don't care tho. My friends were already doing shady stuff and not being health conscious before the virus, so we still have poker nights and smoke and everything...

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

>>29817839

>>29817844
Sirs you should only feel bad for us if the trial results are horrible. We'll exile him from the village if that happens

>>29818036
>SNDL
post disregarded
into the trash you go bucko

>>29817787
we'll be fine. End of week and contract date today for options plus a bad two weeks would encourage anyone to pull their shit out before the weekend.
That being said I am only 35% invested rn, rest is cash

>>29817765
Those guys sold a few million dollars worth and they are the biggest holders. Hardly dumping. Its like enough cash to buy a new car and downpayment on a house for them.

Bought the dip on PLTR today boys, smart or fart?

>>29817898
Red part of SoCal here...life pretty much as normal for all non pussies. Some Facebook moms that think they run the world play mask police. Local sheriff said we ain’t enforcing jack shit. Spoiler alert: nobody has died because the entire thing is hyperbolic. I’ve lost some friends in the last year because they have stayed inside. Not gonna let globohomo take over.

>it’s for your own safety

>>29818036
Gonna buy into WCVC on monday. Thanks for the pointer, pennyfag!

Am I a retard for holding soxl expecting people rotation back into tech?

>>29818041
>tfw all in SOXL and kinda look like Vega

>>29818041
arigatou

>>29818041
>Rho: Bloomberg Terminal
>Lambda: Stolen Bloomberg Terminal

>>29818041
>CROC
quick rundown?

>>29818041
top jej

>>29818177
I mean the friends didn’t die, but were no longer friends. It’s hard for me to talk to someone that believes staying home and masking up is a righteous cause, and noble.

>>29818086
based CRBPajeet
what's your price estimate if the trial results are amazing

>>29818007
There's an ETF for that too. SVXY.

>>29818217
There's a version with modded Bloomberg terminal a level lower

>>29816544
166 KB
166 KB PNG
Gay intro
1. Recovery will happen
2. /smg/ is not liberal. The market doesn't care about presidents
3. Go back if you voted liberal
4. Clown market back on in GME
5. Was it insanity? I dunno, could be genius. Congrats this was insane
6. Reddit makes market red, I don't get it, I am not educate, I am not jewish enough
7.I promised an episode Thursday but my boss shoved his cawk up my ass because I am a dumb faggot
8. Goes on an anti jew rant ( actually decent)
9. Got drunk and did my project, woke up jerking it to milfs
10. I am loving the new marty meme. Explains the meme even though its the picture that is up on his video
11.( laughs like a virgin) explains the meme like a virgin and giggles about marty beeping
12. Explains how marty makes people clean up messes.
13. 4 minutes talking about Marty the robot
14. Talks about the /smg/ poet. Praises him and says he doesn't hit the mark all the time
15. Offers advise by "Work in gamer words"
(Don't listen to this faggot's advice)
16. Congrats you if you made money in GME
17. If you Fomo'd again its on you. Sucks
Rabbihoods trimmed penis for a second
18. That's insane if you lost money twice. Stop trading and go into ETF's
19. He takes pleasure in people losing money that are annoying. (doesn't mention clff tranny, but liberals and faggots)
20. Mumbles like a virgin
21. Mentions CLF and talks about the Tranny
22. Fantasizes about the Tranny's money in GME
(clears his seaman laced throat)
23. Keeps talking about CLF Tranny and tries to make logic about this abomination. Press S because he is a retard.
24. Get out of CLF
25. Don't be lured in by webm's
26. Crypto miners on sale
27. He averaged down in MARA and feels confident like a sexy woman
28. He talks about SOS but doesn't know anything about it.
um, long pause, crbp. Downgraded from shit stock to streetshitting shill
29. Tranny stock area on the verge of rip stock
30. Do not trust Bio shills, you know what I am talking about

>>29818258
How the fuck has klaus schwab not been minecrafted by some schizo yet?

>>29818116
I think so too. Soxl lost more than it gained over past two days which means some big money is still left waiting and didnt buy in. Perhaps they left elsewhere but I didnt see anything stocks jumping. Tqqq was pretty mute as well.

>>29817284
They are the Google of blackchains.

>>29817879
Yes but there is a difference in doing that when you have positive or negative cashflow. A company that uses its net cashflow to promote growth is different than a company that CANNOT stop losing money.

>>29818231
ProShares UltraShort Australian Dollar ETF

I'm just as clueless as you lol, HFT algos are people is my favorite. I laugh everytime i look at that thing.

>>29818259
it just goes down too, lol

>>29818041
PHYSICAL LEAN HOG BROS RISE UP

>>29818296
You underestimate his power. HE IS THE ZOG!

>>29816799
IS ROLLS GOING TO THE MOON ?

>>29818363
There's a poster who's always going on about how much he wants AUD to drop, I assume it has something to do with him

Might as well invest into CATV

t. pennyfag

just got a BT card at 0% interest for 2 years gonna max out this motherfucker and let the inflation ride

>>29818231
>>29818478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn_ZfH7kHU8

pretty sure rambo was a CROC trader

this is the top isnt it

>>29818296
I’m starting to the the “these people don’t even exist schizos” maybe on to something.
Even the people that do exist, probably have actors play them or are just legit real people that are paid to do whatever. You can find lots of vids of PHDs talking about how shit fauci is. Everyone smart has hater that nigger.
Lots of these people have security too, and who knows how in depth security for elites are. Tech nor even available to the public ie maybe a guy scan for guns, knives, etc. maybe a computer scan everyone in area and big brother system classifies odds a person attacks-they see it before its coming.
I have started wondering the past few years why more people aren't minecrafted. So many big names that piss off so many. You’d think some libe would stab lindsey graham or pelosi would get a drive-by. The only attacks on anyone are by the globohomo

>>29817806
anyone pls

Im delirious at work. I cant stop screaming
>SOXL
>YOU PUSH IT
Across the warehouse every 20 minutes or so. I need to balance my trading/working Im going to have a stroke at 35 at this rate.

>>29818586
It wont be so bad being able to sell covered calls allowing more safe plays with it. Right now you kinda just buy in and it can drop 20% on the day

>>29818258
At least $5 sir, maybe $6 like our village elder predicts.

>>29818566
I mean think about it. If you controlled even 10% of the world, would you REALLY want anyone to even know you exist? It seems so much safer to just control people who control people who control politicians and policy makers who control the cattle.

>>29818559
what was her decisions she made i didnt see any in her post

was it just rambling she didnt make 500% daily returns?

Just placed a good until cancelled order to sell 60 shares of my dollar stocks at $100 each.

Wish me luck!

>>29818011
With stores it really depends. Big supermarkets care because they are big companies. But the small businesses don't bother. Most of the time I see them with their masks down and only fumbling a tiny bit when I walk in. I wave my hand and they stop.

Rules here are till March 7th. They promised they would only lock down till December 1st and then reopen. Businesses now have larger posters in their windows telling the gov to fuck off and police have become more and more prevalent. This will not end well.
>>29818177
>>29818242
The ones that religiously followed the government now slowly break one by one. Here the motto was "Well, at least it is much better than in the US". Now the US has like ten times the people vaccinated, has not destroyed their economy completely and here people suffer due to state incompetence.
It's a mess.

>Local sheriff said we ain’t enforcing jack shit.
The police numbers here in my Bavarian town have exploded. I pass like three of them on my way to the supermarket by now. They are supposed to check the rules but their main job is now to check license plates. If you are Bavarian or Austrian they will not stop you. If you drive up with a German plate they will immediately stop you and ask what the fuck you are doing here.

At this point nobody knows what the fuck they are even trying to achieve.

i feel like a smoothbrain after listening to this shit
https://videos-fms.jwpsrv.com/0_603a1814_0x6953ab3387eb6f1e05477420be6b70bb9b5a12fc/content/conversions/hmUZMORz/videos/SKn4eXNH-3480264.mp4

>>29818703
she bought GME, that's all wsb talks about anyway

>>29818703
Probably GME holding. Or even options. Who knows

>>29816326
This cat is stuck. API3 would solve this problem

>>29818751
>that URL
HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY ITSELF

>>29818793
on investopedia?
kek

>>29818566
High profile assassinations were everywhere in history and I can't even think of the last time something happened
I think people are just too well fed no matter how much they complain

>covid relief bill passes
What happens now?

>>29818559
>le based black man/woman/otherkin

>>29818834
niggers buy more GME>>29818559

>>29818834
Biden vetos it in a demented fit

This /smg/ podcast is fucking horrible
This guy sounds like an absolute autistic sperg milkbreath, he speaks like he has severe brain damage.

>>29818586
It's okay man get it all out

>>29818888
Where is John? I miss him

>>29818751
good vid bro, just watched the first minutes but it's cool

>>29818888
wasted get

>>29818949
What the fuck haha

>>29818823
Have you ever considered the actually powerful people are now so low-profile and hidden that it's not news when they are assassinated because very few people knew they were actually powerful?

>>29818742
That’s fucking terrifying. I work with Europeans, they won’t do anything about it even as the hands tighten around their throats. Sad really...

One of my French coworkers recently announced an extension of “lockdown measures” and despite trying to be sullen he couldn’t hide the glee he felt, he loved being told when to jump and how high.

>>29818559
Wtf I love hedgies now

guarantee as the dumb nigger she is she only places market orders with like $300 max

Also guarantee that she is going to lose shitloads of money and then she is going to leverage this post to start a gofundme or some shit because all the cucks on Reddit will drool over the chance to give more gibs to an ugly nigger who popped out 5 niglets from 5 different fathers. Mark my words

>>29818823
>I think people are just too well fed no matter how much they complain
So much this. Every one is just too well fed to do anything. Even around the world all the media stuff is bullshit
I hate muslims and wish them all death but even back in the early 2000s i knew terrorism was bullshit.
My dad had tons of illegal mexican workers.
I KNEW how easy it was to get into the US. I knew how easy it was to get certain supplies and do certain things. Yet, nothing ever fucking happened. If muslims hated us enough to be “terrorists” it really made no sense cause they never came over here and did fucking anything. We are practically sitting fucks ready for terrorism, practically begging for it and its so rare.
I also worked at the airport and i can tell you guys no fucking airport has good security. Had TSA hand me a gun in secure area that wasnt supposed to fly, they failed over 90% of their evalutions. Bombs always got through, think about that shit. You being a bomb into X international airport you got over a 90% chance to get on that plane. This is public info I’m pretty sure i read it in the news too. If they sent two fucking terrorists out it would be a sure bet. No one wants to be terrorists and do shit about anything.

Alright Boys this might be the crash that we are looking for

>>29819221
Why do you say that? What happened?

>>29819281
Turn on CNN. Biden just got assassinated.

>>29819331
>
Also that wold be bullish

>>29819331
oh shit is real

Selling a covered put = shorting 100 shares of ABC stock at 100 and selling a put against it at a lower strike to generate a credit. The mirror image of selling a covered call.

why the fuck did my account get credited $13300 that is already settled? that was covering an AAPL $133p i sold that expired ITM. i assumed it was just processing but theres nothing in my processing orders about it. theres zero chance it was simply not exercised, right?

>>29819221
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

>>29819331
WRONG AGAIN

Just this bullish as fuck photo of the typical ALPHA HETERO US Politician

>>29819331

>>29819408
you're fucked

>>29819408
forgot my fucking pic

>>29819331
Yeah I saw the video before it got mass deleted
Trump descended from the sky and sliced him in half with the Keyblade

i'll save you guys some time and money, if you think you have a clever option strategy that will beat just holding the stock, it's not going to work like you think it will so don't bother

>>29819432
lol back the 90s pro wrestling

>>29819471

>>29819471
All of my option plays are long or short vola. ALL. OF. THEM.

>>29819331
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>29819471
what about selling 0DTE short $124c on AAPL and harnessing the bogdanoffs to rugpull the market to deliver me 60 free united states dollars?

>>29819471
Yikes

>>29819459
Fake News
L. Ron Hubbard descended from space and declared on live television that the Alien Overlords have come to embrace all Scientologists before he vaporized Biden in a plume of radioactive dust

>>29819471
What if I'm bagholding and I don''t mind losing the stock? Would selling calls on them be a decent strategy.

>>29819471
How can you lose if its always past your cost basis?

Guys I took a shid and used about 12 wet wipes and multiple fists of tp. So I was laying in bed and itched my asshole and sure enough there was shid. So I jumped in the shower.
Tldr; Clf btfoed

>>29819408
bank error in your favor! jk are you sure you didnt buy a put on accident instead of selling

Weekend smg is always more intelligent reading than weekday smg. Weekday smg is the dregs of the dregs.

>>29819471
what if i'm holding the stock AND have a clever options strategy?

>>29819432
what a lying little cunt. weve been waiting on demoshits to pass the stimulus check for 7 months now

>>29819458
It's a gift from the Bogs.

>>29819633
yeah, ive been doing this for ages. im positive of everything ive said. just not sure if its just a processing delay. theres really no chance they made an error, im just inhaling the hopium that i got away with that stupid short put play

>>29818041
>GCP dot market consensus
schizo kino

>>29819471
stay poor faggot

Let me explain the optimum strategy for becoming insanely rich with almost zero risk. First pick out 10 meme penny stocks with low market cap. Then find a way to meet the CFO or CEO of each company at some kind of public event, charm them into becoming your friend. Use the friendship to accumulate insider info on when the stock is going to pump. Buy the pump. Sell the dump.

>>29819690
maybe they just took a while to process it and on monday will use the funds to buy shares

Thoughts on adding shares of TSM/NXPI/AMAT assuming Monday is red again?

>>29819471
>i'll save you guys some time and money, if you think you have a clever option strategy that will beat just holding the stock, it's not going to work like you think it will so don't bother
That's where you're wrong, kiddo

>>29819736
>buy the pump
>sell the dump
in true /biz/ fashion! excelsior!

>>29819736
ill try this, thanks

my algo is giving some weird plays for this month:
RETL, TNA, MIDU, FAS

GME short squeeze spread to all brick and mortar? does the bond shit right now benefit FAS in some way? Combination of inflation and commodities rotation for small/midcaps away from tech?

>>29819751
thats what i think is most likely happening, but i would in that case think one of these numbers would be nonzero or there would be a notice in my activity/orders tab

>>29818888
based quads of truth

im 90% in oil miners 9% gold miners 1% bitcoin miners

am i retarded?

what website/client do people use to view every sector, it shows up as a bunch of rectangles next to each other with the overall sector performance for that day displayed in the rectangle. if it went up it's green down red.

>>29819982
Finviz

>>29819896
No, but that spread doesn't make much sense.

>>29819982
https://finviz.com/map.ashx

>>29819896
>posts picture of an ugly gook plastic monkey
yes tinny

>>29820015
>>29820046
thank you guys

So with the whole corona thing probably becoming some seasonal boogeyman, I assume paper money will start being phased out in favor of card and possibly fedcoin. What's the move on fedcoin? Transfer into it immediately? So far I'm just gonna do the opposite of what the media/normalfags tell me to do

>>29820042
i was scared to put more into gold because i didnt understand how rocketing interest rates would effect prices, oil seemed safer and i understood it better
>>29820042
cute* plastic monkey

>>29820241
the dollar isnt going anywhere and if it does the only thing you should accumulate is food and ammunition. dont listen to doomers, shiny rock boomers, or perma bears
buy leveraged tech and hedge with a gun

Picking stocks was so easy in April. Throw a dart at the wall everything was going up. We're entering back into the old grind of the media FUDing this or that at 'random' and shit being unpredictable again. I'm thinking certain overpriced covid shits need to come back to earth (shopify, penn, a thousand others) but they could stay at absurdly elevated levels forever. And they will, until the oligarchs short them and tell the msm to FUD them back into the ground. That's the way the game is played. If you want a seat at the table you'd better own stake in a major media corp otherwise your ass is grass.

>>29819896

You have the right idea, about the only non-commodities I'm long on at all are defense stocks DESU, because obviously the zionists have 4 years of relative peace to make up for.

>>29820042

^What he said. You are way heavy on oil, IMO. Diversify to different commodities. IMO Silver, Platinum, Copper, and Nickel, Lithium/REs, Uranium, and Food producers are all promising. DYOR.

>>29820345
Ton of stuff is overvalued. Look at Mastercard's income and their stock price being higher than February '20.

Tons of tourism and travel stuff will also collapse as they were running on tight ass margins even before the rona. The whole sector has now priced in a return to 100% by 2022.

I'm thinking of just waiting for VIX to dip and going long, it can't go to zero, so why not, I'm shit at daytrading anyway.

>>29819736
can confirm, i became best friends with elon at a furry hentai convention and now i make all the TSLA and DOGE pumps before they happen

>>29819857
i dunno man, maybe some processor did something manually and made a mistake but i thats the case i wouldnt spend it yet because they might have a computer that catches it in a few days and reverse it

>>29820241
it all depends on how they make it.

If its somehow tied 1:1 for USD then its a nothingburger and will never be adopted.

>>29816613
Dump it on a leap option for an oil stock. Get a 50 bagger when oil recovers this summer.

>>29820595
brilliant! you are destined to be a millionaire longing UVXY for the longterm
nobody warn him

>>29820241
Why would the government phase out the dollar, the biggest asset they have? And who needs some coin when I can pay with my card and just pay in real money?

Coins are for criminal activities and gambling. Not actual payments.

>>29820789
Uvxy will recover someday

>>29820571
Tourism is one of the least overpriced sectors right now. They're still trading well below pre covid even after major M2 injections and the economy heating back up. Tourism is one of the few decent sectors to be in right now. Also some commodities (lumber especially), food and energy. Most tech is in a massive bubble.

Are we in bear market or was this a correction

So on the advice of another anon, I looked into how covered calls work, vegas, and other stuff. The only answer I don't have is "what's a good strike price and what's a good length for a covered call?" I've kind of gleaned that 20% for a month might be a good idea to snag gamblers, which sounds good to me.

All in reference to SOXL split.

>>29818888
kek

>>29816326
KALTF is pinning it's company on licensed nitric oxide-based (they have hella studies on it) method for covid-19 vaccine creation. American version went up 66% today as the Canadian (TSX.KLY) was released from a 8 month trading hold

>>29820860
theta only benefits you more than the gambler if you cap your sells to one month out. if you really want to take advantage of theta on steroids you sell one week out. i personally do a lot of two week sells because theta still hits hard and i can just wait for a green day and sell 2 weeks out and give myself enough room to roll if necessary
once you learn how to roll your options you realize just how rigged the game is in your favor once you become the casino

>>29820840
total bear

>>29820860
i plan on doing this with SOXL after the split is finished on tuesday. really need to see option pricing beforehand, but since it's so volatile, might be worth selling monthly calls on a green day, and buying them back on a red day. Repeat that process for a while. Don't get a strike too close to the money. Deltas of 0.2 to 0.4 i'd imagine.

>>29820840
Bull until new stimulus is fully sent out, then absolute despair probably

>>29820498
That’s a nice cat

>>29816613
PLTR EH UAL. Now is not the right time to buy shitty p&d pennies

>>29821052
then why did you recommend EH, chang?

>>29817007
KYS Bobo

>>29818086
I just want my money back. I bought CRBP at just over $3. CRBP: it's one letter away from spelling CRAP.

>>29816348
>>29816368
>>29816326
Elder memes are often the most powerful (Pepe is like from 2005 and won an election)
Bull run v. 5.0 here we come!

>>29820823
>Tourism is one of the few decent sectors to be in right now.
I disagree completely. Basically all tourism companies are running at a massive loss and will run at a massive loss till at least 2023. And many of these companies will go bankrupt in the near future.
Look at LUV. Back in February they were at 55 dollars. Now it's 58.

Most tourism stocks should be close to nothing right now and I can promise you that many of them will disappear within the next few years.

Only a few like ABNB deserve high prices, as they earn money and can buy up the struggling competition.

>>29820860
SOXL can move 20% in a month pretty easily tho... This may be harder than I thought... This isn't some slowly-bleeding out meme stock like PLTR, it's the SOXLrocket.

>>29819471
>real time tranny shitting itself

>>29817492
Wow you're retarded for buying back in. You realize if you bought back in <30days after initially selling, and sold at a loss, you just made a "slush sale"

So not only do you lose gains, you're still going to owe the capital gains on your initial gains lmao fucking retard dude do you research. You're going to be so fucked come tax time next year if you keep doing your shitty strats. Serves you right for trying to get in on a pump and dump and then trying to fuck that same dead cat till it bounced.

>>29820860
SOXL does not have weekly options, that said I'd suggest waiting for the price to swing to a relative high (pic related circles) then selling 1 month calls about 30% out of the money. When the price gives a little pullback, buy the calls back and wait for the next up swing. Do NOT roll down when you sell your calls. SOXL has a tendency to violently surge up after pullbacks and you are very likely to go in the money and have to roll out.
>t. Sells lots of SOXL covered calls

>>29819778
congrats anon, always proud to see smart guys on here in the sea of dumb dumbs

>>29821174
kek

>>29821132
>Only a few like ABNB deserve high prices, as they earn money and can buy up the struggling competition.
They lost 4 billion dollars in their first earnings. And their market cap is 120 billion. They are part of the meme tech craze. Presumably because ABNB is part of the future dystopia. Where an aristocracy owns all the land again and rents it out to tenants (long term) or as vacation rentals (short term)

>>29821132
Almost all of these companies took advantage of covid to restructure their debt and simultaneously get rid of their worst performing assets. They'll come out of it with very clean books and their junkiest most marginal assets gone, meaning they'll be much leaner. It may seem counterintuitive but that's the way it will play out.

>>29821103

>CRBP

Is this actually run by Indians? Never, never, ever invest in Indians frens. As corrupt as Chinese and half as competent.

>>29821028

I agree, here's another.

>>29817628
It's at best a neutral sign, at worst yes a very bearish signal.

>>29818559
Yes, the top was tuesday two weeks ago.
I sold, you did too right?

>>29817898
Literally every boomer and older I know is vaccinated. People are still obeying mask mandates, but it's starting to finally look like Spring here.

>>29821278
Most tourism got bailed out by government assistance, especially airlines. Bankruptcies are a cleansing force in business and sectors emerge leaner, more efficient, more market share, and with bigger margins when the weaker firms die out.
This needed to happen with airlines as it always does because its a boom/bust business and yet the good and the bad were kept alive. Airline memers should have been rooting for bankruptcies of the worst offenders: UAL, AAL, and DAL

>>29817879
Based. If their revenue keeps increasing yet their free cash never grows, you know they're smart and expanding like they should.

>>29818834
God I fucking miss college sometimes

https://www.world-nuclear-news.org/Articles/Granholm-becomes-US-Energy-Secretary?feed=feed
> "We look forward to working with the incoming energy secretary to continue our progress towards securing a carbon-free future for America, which includes and appropriately values nuclear energy, alongside other carbon-free energy sources," she said.

Hell yeah brother
> sip

>>29821236
If you're going to time the market like that, why not just buy SOXL shares at the dip and sell them at the top?

>>29821478
Pants on head retarded leverage

>>29821236
whats your average monthy ROI on your sells, soxl shill-sama? and do you use a technical indicator for selling the calls and for buying them back? been meaning to summon you to ask

>>29821278
Then good luck with that gamble. I mean I seriously hope you're right, don't mind me. But I just can't see them return to the old numbers within the next few years.
>>29821271
I'm sorry for my wording. With high I mean "better than the rest"
What we have no is obviously overvalued. Look at these numbers.

>>29821407
Airlines are the shittiest of the sector I'll grant you that.

>>29821103
>I just want my money back.
You have to be patient
>I bought CRBP at just over $3.
Should've bought at $2 instead :^)

>>29821454
Heckin' BASED!!!
t. 1100 shares at a $4.53 cost basis / share

>>29821478
i'll be using the premium from the calls to buy more shares on the dip
it's literally free SOXL

I hate shaving bros

>>29820860
just remember nothing is guaranteed. i picked up 1,000 shares of AMC back in end of december for like a $1.50 a piece or something and started doing that. well 3 weeks later i wake up seeing my portfolio has exploding green like 30,000% and wondering wtf mistake must have happened to my robinhood account then i see AMC is like $20+ per share then find out all you little cunts were meming it and i fucking lost out on 20k of gains

>>29821773
>how do i make money off of this information?

>>29821773
I have to wear a mask to work so I just stopped shaving since nobody can tell.

>>29821825
>you little cunts were meming it
sour crepes with no exit strategy or trimmed shares. I hope you learned

>>29821478
>If you're going to time the market like that, why not just buy SOXL shares at the dip and sell them at the top?
When I tried that I inevitably slipped and underperformed a buy and hold. When I switched to swinging covered calls I consistently outperformed the market. Selling calls puts theta in your favor. That time limit gives a lot of room for error. Even if I don't nail the swing, I get close enough to pull a profitable trade out of it.
>>29821520
>whats your average monthy ROI on your sells
I usually pull about $1500 for every 100 shares I'm holding so between both accounts I'm doing about 20k a month. Sometimes more or less. I take the premiums and immediately reinvest them in more calls and sell covered calls on those, etc. so the yearly return averages out to 40-50% on the account on top of the appreciation of the shares. It's pretty sweet. And that being very conservative selling more than 30% out of the money.
>technical indicators
I really don't. Literally just eyeball the chart. I swing trade /NQ in a futures account where I use a 25 day moving average but that's about it. My mentor didn't use any indicators at all so that's how I learned

>>29821858
Edgewell Personal Care Company(EPC)

Time to short.

baked
>>29821990
>>29821990
>>29821990

>>29821773

I just use clippers with guard personally, not even electric razor cause it fucks with my skin. EZ, fast, no nicks, good enough.

I've gotten some flak from older boomer dudes "stand closer to the razor hyukhyuk", but they can go fuck themselves desu. I ain't in sales.

>>29822165

*clippers without guard

>>29821934
it happened overnight you retard. literally went from $2.30 to $22 overnight

>>29816326
>>29816348
>>29816368
Long cat is love
Long cat is life