/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29812726
wow and people still say btc has no value

>>29812726
>yours in service
Fucking pig deserves to be shot.

>>29812726
claim the money dipshit he just wants you to pay the taxes

>>29812726
btw, his email is @virgin . com
perhaps we can come up with something to make fun of pajeet with this?

>>29812902
op has 2 choices,
>gat ass raped by irs and Tyrone
>pay his taxes and only get ass raped by the irs

what’s the problem anon? free money :^)

>>29812726
come on
give me something good /biz/
should I threaten him for his bitcoin instead?

>>29812726
Not enough funny money for Tyrone and Bibi, glownigger?

>>29813346
>>29813374
sent this
we wait now

>>29813346
I usually like to lead them on for awhile until I believe they must be certain they've hit pay dirt. Then I flip the switch and become a racist psychopath. It's not too fancy, OP, but it's a tried and true method.

>>29813702
kek, came on a little heavy at the end but I like it nevertheless

Toasting epic bread

>>29813737
>>29813793
>>29813852
no update yet

>>29813702
Should have worked in a reference about throwing a man off a plane somehow. Missed opportunity too since an airport is part of context of the situation.

>>29813702
inb4 op gets raided

lmao

bump

yeah idk how long it'll be until our friend replies, but if the thread dies and he replies, ill start a new thread

>>29813702
glowniggers know pepe, dumb ass

>>29812726
Youre fucked, they’re taking you to Kleros Court

I think this is tax FUD desuu

>>29812726
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>29814866
Or just tell the nigger to tongue your anus

>>29814866
>>29814911
This was retired with honors years ago. Its jersey is hanging in the rafters.

>>29814086
its a scam idiot

>>29812976
What about the third option? He could kill the deputy director and his entire family? Haha but no don't actually do that haha.

>>29813702
>davidbowditch@virgin.net

Haha the fbi are virigins

>>29814866
If you guys talked like this to me IRL I swear to fucking god you wouldn't live a minute after the fact. Since it's the internet I will talk to you. I don't want to be edgy, I am edgy. I don't pretend to be mature, I am mature. If you guys have no fucking clue about any of this, why the FUCK are you TALKING to ME!? Are you guys delusional or do you have a low IQ? I swear to god you're the most retarded pieces of shits to ever exist in this dimension. You're making so many assumptions off of very little information, you're not asking questions to expand your knowledge, you're not trying to understand me, you just want to fucking be self-righteous and smart. YOU'RE NOT KNOW-IT-ALLS YOU'RE FUCKING MORONS. Jesus fucking Christ, I feel bad for you two. You're absolute NPCs living unfilfilling lives, and you have 0 skill or knowledge that can benefit anyone. You come on here to pretend to be a master

>>29813702
Should have replaced "yours truly" with for you

>>29812726
>Shheeeiiitttt
I hope you have a good rozengoldbaulmsilverstienwitz lawyer.

>>29812726
Tell him you're in DC on business and you'll meet him at his office on Monday morning