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>”When I joke about Dogecoin that’s really all they’re meant to be - just jokes.”
>”Dogecoin is nearly worthless. I think I read somewhere that whales control ~98% of the supply? Crazy.”
>”Bitcoin is what we’re (Tesla) invested in. Not Doge ... Doge is good for a laugh.”
>”I bought my son approximately one half a Dogecoin ... or 0.025 cents worth.”

>> No.29805217

>>29804673

It might work better if you used actual facts.

>> No.29805324

>>29805217
I quoted that nigger verbatim. He really wants to distance himself from this shitcoin

>> No.29805435

>>29805324

No you didn't.
You're being lazy, and it shows.

>> No.29805518

>>29804673
>There's people that don't think Dogecoin is a shitcoin
>They think it's actually just as good as any other cryptocurrency lol

>> No.29805520
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>>29805324
He'd only say this to not get screwed by Mr. Wilson

>> No.29805579
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29805579

>>29804673
Faggot

>> No.29805642

>>29805435

If you're gonna troll, at least make it convincing.
Not this dogbert "brown ring of quality" bullshit

>> No.29805727
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>>29805435
Cope. How does it feel to watch this shitcoin slowly bleed out to 20 sats where it belongs anon? Bags feeling heavy? Kek

>> No.29805771

>>29804673
>implying elon didn’t ape a billion USD into doge

>> No.29805803

>>29805727

Mined and bought back in early 2014. If doge hits a dollar I get to retire early.

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>>29805642
>dogbert "brown ring of quality
Literally WHAT the FUCK are you talking about you seething autist? Is that something you picked up from r/dogecoim?

>> No.29805892

>>29805803
How many do you hold?

>> No.29805913

>>29805811

I picked it up from dilbert, many years ago.
It's literally a 5 second google search to look that up you know.

>> No.29806003

>>29805892

Single-digit millions. Holding since 2014, can hold another 7 years if need be.

>> No.29806123

>>29806003
Maybe when the dog dies it'll pump again and you'll get to retire

>> No.29806187

>>29804673
Doge was literally a nocoiner's living seethe.

>> No.29806199

>>29806123

This doge season is fading (though it's big and weird). Next doge season should be interesting...

>> No.29806341

>>29805913
>implying anyone would bother to google your autistic fucking dilbert reference
anon what the fuck

>> No.29806357

>>29806123
I don't want to think about kabosu dying but she's going to die very soon.

>> No.29806454

>>29805913
Based dilbertposter

>> No.29806478

>>29806341

You're getting boring, go bother someone else.

>> No.29806764

>>29805913
Awesome. I cut out Delbert comics that reference all my coworkers in mean ways and pin them to my corkboard at my desk. I hope they see and know it's them

>> No.29806843

>>29806764

Used to read and enjoy it a lot, until I realized it wasn't a parody. Way too much like my actual life. Now it just makes me sad.

>> No.29806922

>>29806003
That's good because 7 years is probably a good estimate for how long it would take doge to reach reach $1.

>> No.29807011

>>29806922

Yep, if it ever does reach a dollar.

>> No.29807115

>>29806922
>>29807011
frens, fudding on biz will not affect the price. it wont dip lower... it stabilized while the market went down but we got a lower low than the first, its only up from here

>> No.29807234

>>29807115

Agreed that biz won't affect the price in any measurable way.

Hope you're right about it not dipping lower, but if it does there's always the next doge season.

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29807288

doge being .05 stable coin is a huge bull signal considering every other coin dropped 30% on avg. Doge only 6%, once the markets returns to normal doge will continue to pump uncontrollably because whales are gone.
>hope you mined all week with unminable to gain extra doge while eth was down and rewards where booming anon
>hope you accumulated coins on the firesale anon

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>>29807115
>Newfags genuinely think Dogecoin will pump before the bull run dies
It’s overbought to shit and it already pumped 1000%. what more do you want? You do know that $1 Doge would require a 1 trillion dollar market cap, right? It’s simply not possible, and you will ngmi. Sorry.

>> No.29807348

>>29807300
wait till dojo starts mining at never before seen levels kek
>ngmi

>> No.29807375

>>29807348
>>”When I joke about Dogecoin that’s really all they’re meant to be - just jokes.”

>> No.29807518

>>29807375
>source
>anons full red portafolio

>ngmi

>> No.29807601

>>29807300

In the current market, true.

But the crypto space keeps growing, year on year. If it continues to expand, may be possible in 5-10 years.

And dogecoin is one of, if not the most normie-friendly coins. Expansion will be the determining factor.
niche -> public at large.

Guess we'll see...

>> No.29808359

>>29804673
so why does he own 28% of the supply

>> No.29808417

>>29805324
Sooo... you gonna provide where you "quoted" him "verbatim" or.. you just gonna say you did?

>> No.29808547

>>29808417

The first one is true. The rest are invented.

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>>29808547
yet again show source nigger

>> No.29808794

>>29808547
"The first one is true."
Source: dude trust me

>> No.29808828

>>29805324
this dude actually said this shit? wow. this is some tyrone-level hood-winked ass colt 40 type grimy ass porch nigga type owe you 30 dollar type shit.

>> No.29808976

He also said if the whale wallet owners would get rid of the wallets he would pay the money.

>> No.29809296

>>29808794

https://www.newsweek.com/elon-musk-dogecoin-meme-jokes-supporter-bitcoin-cryptocurrency-clubhouse-1565797

>> No.29809319

>>29807601
In 5-10 years crypto will have consolidated into one of two chains, three at most.

>> No.29809414

>>29809296

Also

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/02/01/elon-musk-on-clubhouse-i-am-a-supporter-of-bitcoin.html

https://www.cnet.com/news/dogecoin-how-a-meme-somehow-became-a-real-cryptocurrency/

>> No.29809502

>>29809319

Maybe, or maybe not. What makes you think so?

Genuinely interested in hearing your reasoning.

>> No.29809620

>>29808976

Careful, anons will demand you show them "sauce" instead of bothering to look at his twitter account.

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doge has been unchained buy now its about to moon shot, last warning faggots

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29810459

>>29804673

>https://nypost.com/2021/02/26/elon-musk-sec-probe-of-dogecoin-tweets-would-be-awesome/

>Musk took a defiant stance toward the agency in a December 2018 “60 Minutes” interview, saying, “I do not respect the SEC.” He also tweeted a suggestive jab at the commission last July: “SEC, three letter acronym, middle word is Elon’s.”

>Some men just want to watch the world burn.

>> No.29810743

>>29810459
>SEC, three letter acronym, middle word is Elon’s.

He's arrogant for sure, but does have a good sense of humor.

The Tony Stank of our time.

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29810849

>>29804673
>Elon Misk

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29811125

>>29810743

He's pretty based for a nerd.

>> No.29811369

>>29811125

Might well set himself on fire before too long, guess we'll see.

>> No.29811574

>>29810459
>>29811125
can't decide whether i love or hate this fucking guy

he needs to stop fucking with BTC though

>> No.29811789

the greatest elon trick will be a doge teslacoin airdrop
then he will dangle xuxia-12 over a balcony michael jackson style