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>> No.29805934
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I BOUGHT MUTANT FISH AND GLOWING ROCKS!?!!?!

>> No.29805973
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Good morning I hate CRBP

>> No.29805978
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First for shorting weed.

>> No.29806002

Leave it to black history month to steal all my money

>> No.29806013
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Trust in Miguel, for he weldeth the Starships, and the Starships will bring prosperity and gains

>> No.29806015
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>>29805876
>>Suggested books:
>https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC
Has anyone actually read any of these books? Are they even worth a read?

>> No.29806017
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>i managed to convince my friends to avoid AQB because it had no fundamentals and was just a retarded meme
>They thank me for being smart
>I was holding CRBP and CLF when I said it

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>>29805934
The big fish hit the shelves in April, chillax

>> No.29806044
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What etf to buy now that ark is dead?

>> No.29806047
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>>29805575
Nope, I'm going to have to fax them

>> No.29806050

>>29806017
CRBP has fundamentals
CLF has fundamentals yet tanks in spite of them

>> No.29806074
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29806074

>he bought ARK etfs

>> No.29806088

>>29806017
Who was shilling AQB to your friends?

>> No.29806101

>>29806002
MAXIMUM KEK

>> No.29806115

>>29806002
NACP is still up on the month.

>>29806039
LIKE THE GUY IN THE OTHER THREAD SAID, MY INVESTMENT IS FLOUNDERING!

>> No.29806130
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>>29806074
>Religion BAD.

>> No.29806133

>>29806015
Imagine the smell

>> No.29806135
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>>29806044
HMJI

>> No.29806154
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>>29805876
>>29805876
>>29805876
You're gonna suck the bull cum out on monday you fucking fags

>> No.29806161

>>29806074
>he still is in the atheist phase

>> No.29806173
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>>29805934
Ill take your fishies for 5$ and your rocks for 3$, best I can do. Bring them next week and we can work something out.

>> No.29806180

>>29806044
Why, TMV of course.

>> No.29806193

>>29806074
>bought CLF at 18
>bought GME at 369
>bought ARK monday morning

oh god bros how do i stop self harm

>> No.29806197

>>29806074
God sent Cathy Woods to save the financial markets from Satan. 50%+ of ETF market will be ARK in the next 10 years.

>> No.29806203
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Are ya winning, son?
>https://strawpoll.com/pjofe8fy8
https://strawpoll.com/pjofe8fy8
>https://strawpoll.com/pjofe8fy8
https://strawpoll.com/pjofe8fy8

/smg/ daily gains poll

>> No.29806209

>>29806173
Least I can do is $8.50 rick

>> No.29806219
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>>29806047
I recently saw someone use a fax machine. I did not know they were still in use outside of stagnating nations like Nippon.

>> No.29806221

>>29806115
APRIL
P
R
I
L

Then even further then steady growth till massive boost in 2023.

>> No.29806224

>>29806074
Based Cathie

>> No.29806228

>>29806013
Are you telling me to buy SRAC?

>> No.29806230

>>29806088
Only retards on here shilled AQB. Despite being a retard i could tell it was never going anywhere.

>> No.29806246

>>29806135
>HMJI
>buy the ETF that's been tanking since September while the meme spike destroyed weed's credibility as a stock

We can tell you're holding a rather large bag, Anon. Don't convince others to make your same mistake.

>> No.29806252

>>29805876
Where are the Palantards @?

>> No.29806256
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>>29806074
I did but I'm a pro and kept panic selling them so it's okay

>> No.29806275
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>>29806203
crabbed for most of the day, ended AH up 1.24%

>>29806228
I'm holding MAXR, KTOS, SRAC and SFTW. NPA is interesting but "no revenue until 2023" is a bit of a meme

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>>29806044
I just simply cannot find white women attractive. I've hit the yellow pill too hard fellas.

>> No.29806300
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>>29806133
Smells like fresh sweat and cocoa butter with a strong scent of women.

>> No.29806303
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>>29806219
The USFS is basically run off of fax machines
>mfw experiencing this first hand

>> No.29806326
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Gold or potatoes to play the commodity supercycle?

>> No.29806330

>>29806203
honestly at this point crabbing is also a win

>> No.29806340

>>29806228
Speaking of which, why the fuck is it dipping?

I mean, sure they're not forecasting revenue for pretty much the next year but shit... Cathie dumping the pre-listing ARKX buys for some reason?

>> No.29806365

>>29806209
That's not gonna work for me anon, but I appreciate you coming by. Maybe try Cathie's Scrapyard down the road, I hear she pays a premium for garbage.

>> No.29806369

loooooooool
>want to be a whale
>go for trash 3lvl scam
>lose everything and cry in the corner

you may not be a smart ass to realize what system to join
my purse with enq and their node tech are bestoption for this year

>> No.29806370

>>29805802

Hmmm.... company has 0 revenue for past 2 years. NO

>> No.29806375

Alright anons.
I'm:
50% pipp
25% gte
25% borr
Going into Monday.
Think I can retire tuesday?
Fucking dupe shit.

>> No.29806388

>>29806252
Bag holding at 29. 5k worth.

>> No.29806400
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>>29805876
Why is Tesla's evaluation so high?

>> No.29806401

>>29806326
Potatoes are convertible to vodka. Can't do that with gold.

>> No.29806407

>>29806252
765 shares @32.45 cut my life to pieces

>> No.29806426

>>29806219
I had to fax a bunch of shit when I refinanced my home loan a few years ago. When I asked why I couldn’t just email the scanned forms they told me “email can be hacked”. I had to go to a ups store or something to get the shit faxed

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>>29806326
Why the fuck would play potatoes?

>> No.29806429

>>29806002
Motherfucker! Kek, if youd gotten dubs or better quads youd be a fucking legend by now.

>> No.29806439

>>29806340
>why the fuck is it dipping?
Because every single tech stock was eating shit, especially SPACs?

>> No.29806463
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>>29806219
faxing remains substantially more secure than most email services
it's also much easier for some sorts of forms such as retail ordering
we fax all our tobacco and dairy orders and it's honestly way better than email because you just fill out the form looking at the shelf then scan and beep it away

>> No.29806467

>>29806426
It's funny because you can spoof a fax machine with almost no effort

>> No.29806472

>>29806388
Checked
>>29806407
>he bought over $30...
Anon F... just HODL tho... Karp the Great will take us to the moon in the next 1-3 years

>> No.29806475

>>29806429
You have to be 18 to post here

>> No.29806482
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>>29806245
did they release a number at which they're profitable? i think they said it costs 4750$/BTC but that doesn't really make sense to me if they say their mining margin
is 0.38

>> No.29806483

>>29806246
My average price is 9.64 and it's 2% of my portfolio.

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>>29806252
No more dumps, Alex, please. I'll give you all my data, even my password-protected loli folder, just please.

>> No.29806507

should I borrow from Robinhood?

>> No.29806514

>>29806326
potatoes are always the good play. chop em up and throw em out back and you'll have more potatoes. yet the price stays the same. it's free money

>> No.29806517

>>29806326
potatoes, but take physical delivery so the POTAOEX gets squeezed, they've been suppressing the price with paper potatoes for decades

>> No.29806518

>>29806428
>>29806300
>>29806015
More thicc Afro latinas

>> No.29806542

>>29806487
cough up the folder anon I'll make sure there's no more dumping

>> No.29806544
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>>29806428>>29806401
Yukon Gold potatoes have finely flaked yellowish-white skin with light yellow flesh. They're bright, vegetal and slightly sweet, with a smooth, slightly waxy texture and moist flesh. They're best for boiling, baking and making French fries. They'll also stand up well to grilling, pan frying and roasting.
>>29806514
>>29806517
Its a breakout, inflation is coming.

>> No.29806547

Wtf are commodities

>> No.29806562

But... what if Cielo DOESN'T go up anymore?

>> No.29806582
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>>29806278
What drove me away from white women wasn't even my yellow fever. It was the realization that white women have built an incredibly toxic mindset towards dating due to third wave feminism. They have no respect for the experiences and effort of men. White women only look at dating as what they can receive, not what they can provide. They also believe individuality as a female means reckless sex and constant attention seeking online.

Asians very much still believe in a family unit and showing their appreciation for what we men do to support them.

>> No.29806591

>>29806517
dude seriously plz don't i dont actually want the entire world to collapse I kind of enjoy having electricity and grocery stores with food

>> No.29806610

>>29806135
>Spotemgottem & Pooh Shiesty linked up! Buy or Sell??!

>> No.29806611
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Cannabis and battery metals, am I right fellas?

>> No.29806613

>>29806475
Fuck off, dont act like he wouldnt be 20 comments deep by now.

>> No.29806628

>>29806252
Ex-Palantard. You're welcome, Karp, for my $500.

>> No.29806639
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>>29806015
Stop posting sheeboons itt ultranigger

>> No.29806643

>>29806472
What pt?

>> No.29806646

>>29806547
everything that can be interchanged in bulk (oil, fruit, sand, lumber, copper, iron ore, etc); which means the vast majority of raw goods

you can even buy lean hog futures

>> No.29806647

>>29806562
bro cielo is spanish for sky. it HAS to keep going up

>> No.29806675

>>29806375
PIPP is still new, it'll be a couple of months before it's at a good point to sell. You've got a couple of weeks on GTE as well before it does its next run up and collapse.

>> No.29806681

>>29806582
You're retarded and an incel bro. Learn how to interact with chicks.

>> No.29806688
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>>29806303
>>29806463
I asked a woman working at the local bakery why they would fax orders to their suppliers. They told me the bakery does not use any computers. The only way to communicate with other shops is via fax and phone. This is the state of small businesses in the year 2021 and they wonder why Amazon fucks them over.

The woman also told me that, I quote, "Us women are not smart enough to use computers so we never bothered buying them". Which is true, but how do these people manage without even an email?

>we fax all our tobacco and dairy orders and it's honestly way better than email because you just fill out the form looking at the shelf then scan and beep it away
Wouldn't it be faster to just do all of that digitally? You're may be right when you have to sign it though, I never used a fax myself and probably never will.

>> No.29806699

>>29806544
IDA

>> No.29806707

>>29806582
I mean that's just western girls in general. I fucked a chinese girl who was in her "hoe phase"

>> No.29806713

>>29806230
Neither is gamestop, AMC, uuuu, and a thousand shilled stocks.

>> No.29806718
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If one likes the concept of AQB, but not the mutant fish and its lack of output then Atlantic Sapphire should be a stock you can consider.
Nothing extraordinary though, it's still landbased bearfood

>> No.29806721

>>29806562
Thermal depolymerization of trash is pretty fucking nifty. The fuel products and other petro distillates can even be profitable if the price of oil is high. I think the primary play is they are going to make money as recycling company, with fuel production as a secondary bonus. The fact that they are able to do it with every type of plastic is especially interesting.

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VST estimates a $900M-$1.3B adverse impact from last week's Texas winter storm.
-2.5b market cap for a 1.3b fine
11b 2020 revenue

>> No.29806726

>>29806646
You gotta learn the hand signals though. CME still uses hand signals and open outcry

>> No.29806755

>>29806688
>I quote, "Us women are not smart enough to use computers so we never bothered buying them"
Unbelievably based

>> No.29806757
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>>29806628
So hw was it like working for the spergo muttojew himself, how much adrenochrome did you have to part with

>> No.29806763

>>29806647
And Tesla is Serbian for dying poor and unrecognized for your achievements until much later.

>> No.29806766

>>29806613
>20 comments
This site has posts, not comments. Go back to whatever shitty website you came from.

>> No.29806772

>>29806718
tbf in that particular photo I'd say the salmon is winning

>> No.29806774
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Welp, I'm off to bed. The good thing about working in uranium mine is that I can read a book with turned off light. See you on monday.

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>>29806544
Damn, i had no idea potatoes were so valuable.

>>29806639
Heres something more your speed

>> No.29806783

>>29806681
he's right though white women are insufferable garbage human beings. Pump and dump only. Make families with a castiza

>> No.29806800

Anyone realize blacks steal. But then they ask for reparations too. It’s like double stealing

>> No.29806811

>>29806688
I don’t have a computer standing in front of the ciggy case. I print the form, put it on a clipboard, look at what I need and mark it down, then fax it. Exactly what I’d do digitally except no need to retype it all.

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>>29806582
I'm pretty sure that's a western trait, trying to buy for the lowest price and sell at the highest.

>> No.29806845

>>29805978
based quentin
I'm mentally shorting weed cause I sold all my <.70 sndl on calls lol

>> No.29806852

>>29806547
ingredients
ingredients that goes into everything you buy.

>> No.29806864

>>29806782
That's the price for one futures contract, which is 25 tons of potato

do not accidently take physical delivery

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swing traders: what target profit are you usually looking for when you take a position

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>>29806774
Do you glow at night?

>> No.29806872

>>29806002
>>29806800
What, did your first post not get enough replies?

>> No.29806871

>>29806822
Sounds like you date trashy whores

>> No.29806877

>>29806487
Plz Alex... make a video on the Palantir YT LARPing as Gandalf or some shit in the snow so the stock pumps due to redditors finding a new Musk.

>> No.29806891

>>29806822
plastic shit-tier jap garbage

>> No.29806906

>>29806763
no you're just an uneducated retard. Tesla was a fucking playboy rockstar in his heyday and literally everyone recognized his sheer genius. he died poor because he spent all his money. Edison was a better marketer tho

>> No.29806920

>>29806864
> FUCK I THOUGHT OIL
WAS FREE MONEY NOW BUT THEY WANT MY ADDRESS

>> No.29806921

>>29806681
Part of the reason for Western dating culture being so toxic is that men like you keep indulging the horrid behavior of women. Women would learn to change their approach to dating very quick if all men stopped giving them attention when they're uncaring and manipulative.

>> No.29806936

>>29806872
I didn’t get dubs

>> No.29806944

>>29806275
Do you think sftw is to high to get into now?

>> No.29806951

mutant fish kek

>> No.29806955

>>29806643
Goldman Sachs set theirs @ 34 a couple of weeks back but I’m holding till it hits 3 digits.

I legitimately believe in the stock for the long term.

>> No.29806970

>>29806921
How to profit from this?

>> No.29806971

>>29806811
Makes sense in these specific situations, I guess.
I honestly don't even have a printer anymore. I scan all documents with my phone and sign with Adobe. So far nobody complained.

>> No.29806973

>>29806822
Left one. I can tell she's bad as fuck, look at her face. God damnit anon.

>> No.29806974

>>29806015
Ben Graham is good for basic though process but a lot of his stuff is outdated

>> No.29806981

>>29806865
10%

>> No.29806985

>>29806936
Your post is irrelevant, doesn't matter what digits you get.

>> No.29806986

>>29806482
Not sure. Averaged up to 3.95 with the dips these last two days so I still have time to exit if btc crashes. But, if the weekend and next week goes well this was a good chance to buy more.

>> No.29806989

>>29806891
You're saying you wouldn't fuck any of those toys? The hell is wrong with you

>> No.29806994

SOXL shit itself in after hours... bros...

>> No.29806999

>>29806757
No bully Karp plz.
Karp is fren not foe of /biz/raelis

>> No.29807013

>>29806921
They’re all horny coomers and women respond accordingly

>> No.29807025

>>29806400
They make no money

>> No.29807027

>>29806763
He didn't die totally unrecognized, well maybe to brainlets... Amazing man and amazing how he managed to ruin Edisons Direct Current monopoly in no-time.

>> No.29807030

>>29806936
just screencap it and photoshop it faggot

>> No.29807031

When do the CLF tranny calls expire?

>> No.29807040

>>29806994
Dude. Soxl is fine. Jesus. Just buy more it literally is only about to go up. But now the damn split is happening before I could buy more. Not that it matters.

>> No.29807047

>>29806970
Match.com unironically

>> No.29807057

>>29806944
it's a SPAC two dollars above NAV, the valuation is stretched compared to MAXR but since when have SPAC prices cared about valuation? downside is minimal at this price

>> No.29807058

>>29806906
No Tesla became a Chad celibate. Read his writings. It was kinda depressing tho he felt like he didn’t deserve a woman because he was to dedicated to his research.

>> No.29807090

>>29806002
K3k3k3k

>>29806074
Pretty based desu

>>29806400
Elon “Meme Lord” Musk

>>29806401
+1

>>29806800
K3k3k3k

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>>29806985
What about this one

>> No.29807095

>>29807040
SOXL WILL BE 40 DOLLARS AT OPEN MONDAY
THIS IS FACT

>> No.29807101

>>29806782
That's a step up

>> No.29807108

>>29806973
Damn straight. For me, it's the right one

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What the fuck is nio doing?

>> No.29807128

>>29806278
...i need the sauce

>> No.29807132

>>29807058
he was a playboy rockstar in every regard other than banging hos i mean. He spent a shitload of money throwing parties and entertaining high society

>> No.29807143

>>29806757
I didn't work for him, unless holding his bags counts as working for Palantir.

>> No.29807152

>>29807058

Now he’s dating a turbo thot

>> No.29807158

>>29807040
when is it splitting?

>> No.29807173

>>29806868
Fuck man this hit me right where it hurts. TAD was too good for this world.

>> No.29807180

>>29806921
No you're just retarded and an incel. I've never been with whores.
No matter how much your rp'ing under-developed brain tries to fantasize that there is something better out there...the truth is there are always both sides of the spectrum(no pun for you intended) of people and their behaviors.
Stop being a creep and stop thinking you're so much better than everyone
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa if only they really knew me and gave me a chance!!!!!!!!!!!
Do big things anon. It ain't too late for you to change.

>> No.29807182

>>29807122
Just banter. Itll be fine next week

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Latinas are for _____

>> No.29807201

>>29807158
After hours March 1st I believe

>> No.29807202

>>29807122
Earnings Monday

>> No.29807203

>>29807143
Palantir should start an affirmative action hiring policy to hire autistic /biz/raelis holding insider bags.

>> No.29807230

>>29807057
When you buy shares not how many dollars away from the NAV do you feel comfortable buying?

>> No.29807243

>>29806721
Sounds good to me, see you gents on Monday hopefully there's a dip I'd love to get in 20 cents cheaper.

>> No.29807247
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>>29807198
Short term investments

>> No.29807248

>>29807198
target practice

>> No.29807252

Bruh I have so many potatoes. The price only moves when papa Pepsi says so. McCains I suppose too. The grocery store market is a joke. There are more lucrative adventures.

>> No.29807260

>>29807152
Wait are we talking about the same Tesla here?
I’m talking Nikola Tesla who’s ded

>> No.29807266

>>29807198
Exploding after 25

>> No.29807267

>>29806400
Convert incoming capital into destroyed money. Literally the Fed if they were a company.
And you never bet against the Fed

>> No.29807270

>>29806865
It depends on the price of the stock I'm swinging. If it's 50 or above, I'll take a smaller % because it'll still make good money, and I'll enter and exit the position cleanly. I don't usually go for cheaper stocks because it requires more volatility to get a good profit out of, and it's more likely to behave unpredictably. With those stocks I don't always enter the position all at once (in case I feel like the price could drop and I could average down), and I won't exit all at once. I'll take profits, set a stop loss, and let what's left ride in case the volatility results in some parabolic action.

>> No.29807292

>>29807198
drive-throughs and short term sex

>> No.29807296

>>29807198
building harems

>> No.29807297

>>29807198
Cleaning.....

>> No.29807314

>>29806994
>Dropped $6
How long have you owned SOXL? I've lost $100 per share in a day and not blinked.

>> No.29807329

>>29807230
Depends on if I like the company, I bought SRAC pretty high.

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>>29807095
Lol good, then I can buy even more than I was going to originally.

Also how do etfs work when people buy or sell shares? Do they automatically buy them when they are lower than the underlying stock price, then sell them for what the are actually worth? I'm assuming it works something similar to this because otherwise people buying and selling it would influence the price some, which we know is not the case.

>> No.29807335

>>29806971
kek, im in the process of refinancing my home and I have simply taken pictures with my phone of the various documents they wanted and emailed it to them. No complaints either

>> No.29807340

>>29807198
marriage

>> No.29807349

>>29806865
1% per hour. 10% per day.

>> No.29807359

>>29807047
Should Match.Com buy Only Fans??
Could this be the Blockbuster video not
buying Netflix all over again?
Or should /biz/ start a SPAC and take Only Fans public?>>29806822
>>29806782
>>29806582
>>29806428
>>29806400
>>29806300
>>29806044
>>29806015

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>>29806326
>>29806401
>>29806428
>>29806514
>>29806517
>>29806544
>>29806782
>>29806864
>>29807252
Are we seriously shilling potatoes now

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29807396

talk me out of gambling my entire $220k cash stack on penny stocks/spec miners

i won't get out of bed for less than 100% gains/yr

>> No.29807405

>>29807349
Seems reasonable bro you’ll be a billionaire in about 6 months

>> No.29807406

>>29807040

>guys just fomo into a 3x leveraged etf in a period of significant market volatility

crypto pits meme should be reversed

>> No.29807417

>>29807378
we are the potatoes

>> No.29807429

>>29807359
>/biz/ pimps out onlyfans

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>>29807340
The correct answer

>> No.29807437

>>29807378
We've at least got eyes on them.

>>29807396
Buy SRAC now, dump when ARKX lists. 100% gains in a month.

>> No.29807449

>>29807332
There are power holders who can buy/sell underlying securities to move the price more in line with the base, but supply and demand does indeed impact the price.

>> No.29807464

>>29807378
Welcome to /biz/ bro

>>29807396
What if you lost it all?

>> No.29807483

>>29807378
reddit's gonna pile in on the potato squeeze 6 months from now and take the blame for the food shortages. buy potatoes now

>> No.29807485

>>29807396
Sell cash covered puts or vertical spreads.

>> No.29807503

>>29807396
With 220k if you wanted to gamble you could just buy and hold soxl. All in. Maybe hedge with soxs or something just incase. Then swing trade the fuck out of it or sell covered calls. That would be fun. If its up 10% one day, sell, then buy when it dips 10%

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>>29807359
>>29807429
Im down. Lets buy us some hoes.

>> No.29807506

>>29807396
Buy ipv instead
30-50$ by March 15

>> No.29807521

>>29807396
just put 20k in crypto for a 10x........

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>>29806921
>if all you men stopped giving them attention when they're uncaring and manipulative then they wouldn't be uncaring and manipulative
>muh men fault
No silly bitch universal suffrage and jewish-feminist(cultural marxist) yenta's encouraged this not the man in the street.

Anyway change your tampon and stop blaming men for your super ultra degenerate shortcomings that earns most women a terrible life they actually don't like hence the bitching because (they used to be glorified neets lol)

>> No.29807537

>>29807378
There is nothing left to shill. It all went to shit

>> No.29807540

When do CLF tranny calls expire?

>> No.29807541

>>29807378
reddit's gonna pile in on the potato squeeze in 6 months and get blamed for the food shortages. buy potatoes now.

>> No.29807552

>>29807396
How did you get a 220k cash stack while having such stupid ideas about money?

>> No.29807563

>>29807406
Its fucking semiconductors bro. Who the fuck cares. Ill keep putting in until I have at least 10k worth of deposits in it.

>> No.29807589

Who’s a bark bro 300 shares in stic @12.50

>> No.29807592

>>29806877
Holy shit. This would actually work.

>> No.29807611

>>29807521
>put 20k in cryptoe
> -10x to 0

uhh good idea bro

>> No.29807628

>>29807563
>Its fucking semiconductors bro
that doesn't mean anything>>29807563

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>>29807092

>> No.29807633

>>29807406
Semiconductors are the biggest no-brainer for long term extreme growth, why would I not want 3x leverage on that? Ez money, the volatility is temporary.

>> No.29807635

>>29807540
oh god yes please tell me hes getting raped by theta too now

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>>29806981
>>29807270
>>29807349
very helpful, thanks frens

>> No.29807646

>>29807536
Notice how I said "part of the reason". Desperately horny men allowing females to continue being shitty people aren't the sole problem, but it's definitely an important aspect. I stated in my first post how the primary cause was third way feminism.

>> No.29807647

>>29807359
I'm game. Let's get rich off some hoes

>> No.29807663

>>29807449
Yes but supply/demand doesn't really affect it too much right? There is a reason people say the split won't affect the price. Its not like if people start piling into it the price is going to go up right? Within minutes maybe but there has to be some type of buy back then sell action going on with the actual etf ticker itself

>> No.29807668

How ya'll fellings bout BTWN? I put 10k into it at $14 cuz a dat gay feller from da palanturd

>> No.29807682

>>29807611
>he thinks he can hold stocks for another year

>> No.29807683

I NEED A 3X LEVERAGE POTATO ETF

>> No.29807690
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29807690

Uhm b-bros why doesn't everyone just buy triple leveraged stocks

>> No.29807691

>>29807378
Going to make fried potatoes tomorrow to help with the shortage. Will post my contribution to the price hike

>> No.29807719

>>29806713
I don't get the hate for UUUU. Anons were trashing it at 3.50 and it's gradually gone up. Isn't nuclear a must-have if governments are trying to reduce carbon emissions? I don't own any rock stock, just curious...

>> No.29807734

>>29807690
only works good if its beginning or middle of bull market. terrible idea now

>> No.29807735

>>29807690
we do, perfectly balanced portfolio of 100% soxl

>> No.29807746

>>29807483
>WSB 20 million new members
>some_faggot_redditor explains how he gamed the potato market and solved Russia's economic problems

>> No.29807754

Does anyone know when the CLF tranny calls expire?

>> No.29807759

>>29807628
>Industry with endless demand which is only growing
>Strong interest from multiple nations to develop additional fabs due to shortages
>SOXL has 20% dedicated to fab manufacturing for short term gains
>80% dedicated to the companies who can afford to make those fabs for the sweet long term gains

I'll see you in 2023 after the $40 post-split price goes back to $800 per share and they split yet again.

>> No.29807762

>>29807682
>holding stocks for an entire year
bro the only thing i've ever held for a whole year is this dick

>> No.29807779

>>29807628
This >>29807633
It literally will not stop. It is only going up unless historic disasters start happening more frequently

>> No.29807783

>>29807592
Kinda like this but larping instead of talking about the company kek
https://youtu.be/PzM0LzybwG4
>Also, how tf does he get away with just wandering around the snow and talking about the stock kek. Breddy sure he did this for the last earnings call as well!

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>>29807719
>Isn't nuclear a must-have if governments are trying to reduce carbon emissions?
>governments are trying

>> No.29807803

>>29807378
adapt or perish

>> No.29807815

When do the calls for the CLF tranny expire?

>> No.29807862

I have 25k to invest. Help me out here. Im thinking go like 20k in safer etfs or something that's less likely to fuck me unbearably.... Then 5k for riskier Shit but not too risky.

>> No.29807876

>>29807378
>he isn't all in on taters
NGMI

>> No.29807894

>>29807759
Fuck. Im selling half my memes to buy more. Fuck it.

>> No.29807897

>>29807779
So why did semis not go up during 2000-2010? World didn't need computers?
Prices depend on earnings which depend on margins not just whether something will be used or not

>> No.29807908

>>29807862
Well, how much do you follow the Federal Reserve and what industries do you know/have an interest in?

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29807911

>tried to buy the dip all week
>falling knifed instead

>> No.29807914

>>29807862
everything is risky now.

>> No.29807916

>>29807815
I think most are april. not sure though.

There was a webm on his entire portfolio posted a few days ago.

>> No.29807917

>>29806864
>do not accidently take physical delivery
Why WOULDN'T I want 25 tons of potatoes?

>> No.29807918

>>29807335
I was signing a word document by just writing my name in word.
1 year ago I would need to print it out, sign it, etc, but now companies just stopped giving a fuck.

>> No.29807922

>>29807759
What happens if you buy on Monday?

>> No.29807928

>>29807719
I'm still sitting at the 1000 I bought at $3 in December. Also had some UEC which I sold off when it started to crab at $2 before uranium started getting attention at the start of this month. 4U is a comfy hold if you bought before the rally

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>>29807862
Wait 12 days for RBLX ipo

>> No.29807952

>>29807862
Idk about ark etfs anymore. Maybe 5k into soxl. 20k into...idk really...gush

>> No.29807953

>>29807815
What the fuck is your problem man I dunno just ask the tranny don’t ask this question again jfc

>> No.29807962

>>29807908
Im a stupid fat truck driver. I have to interests.

>> No.29807964

>>29807934
Yeah, but what'll he do with the 5k?

>> No.29807997

>>29807922
You retire by 2025

>> No.29808010

>>29807964
Otm calls a month out on riot

>> No.29808016

>>29807646
So men have stop showing innocent signs of attraction to these literal vampires to a lot of these sluts who cannot stop acting like subhumans making it their life to feast on this attention and never producing healthy offspring? Lmao

Most retarded thing i read all day, most women today are literal narccicistic system fueled fucking degenerates.

>> No.29808046

>>29807934
I feel like price will be overvalued immediately, that's why I exited BMBL pretty quickly. Waiting for the dump before reentry.

>> No.29808051

>>29807690
You should backtest and see what would of happened to TQQQ from 1999 to 2001.That's why you don't buy triple leveraged products.

>> No.29808055

>>29807962
>PACCAR is engaged in the design, manufacture and customer support of light-, medium- and heavy-duty trucks under the Kenworth, Peterbilt, Leyland Trucks, and DAF nameplates. PACCAR also designs and manufactures powertrains, provides financial services and information technology, and distributes truck parts related to its principal business.[8]

They any good? Ticker symbol is PCAR.

>> No.29808056

>>29807964
Get a hooker and buy weeklies

>> No.29808061

Sell all AMD for ACEV tomorrow morning?

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ARKG is trash. Cathie clearly doesn't know the first thing about genomics.

But she's chosen by God so I will keep holding.

>> No.29808084

>>29807862
I can't think of a single ETF right now that isn't fucking tanking. Honestly, you'd be best waiting another week until this dip ends. Maybe throw a few thousand onto silver in the meanwhile as we're going to see a boom in the per ounce cost rather soon.

>> No.29808090

>>29808061
have fun selling on Saturday morning

>> No.29808110

>>29808061
yeah,you do that tomorrow morning mate

>> No.29808114

>>29807417
>>29807437
>>29807464
>>29807483
>>29807537
>>29807541
>>29807691
>>29807803
>>29807876
I know you just be starving but investing in potato's is a bad idea...don't you remember the Irish?

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>>29808010
"Now we're talking." - Heath "The Joker" Ledger

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>>29808051
No need to
I already did the backtest

>> No.29808141

>>29808055
Im a company driver. Not mechanic. Couldnt tell you if its good or not

>> No.29808143

>>29807862
Read up on selling cash covered puts.

>> No.29808150

>>29808016
>Most retarded thing i read all day

The most retarded thing I read all day was your ability to structure a sentence. Holy fuck, Anon.

>> No.29808167

>>29808051
>Buy dip to reduce cost basis
>2002 starts
>Living the green life
You really think the S&P is just going to stop growing and dip infinitely?

>> No.29808177

>>29807997
Should I go all in? If it goes to 800 from 40...by then...hmm I could put like 20k in so that would be 500 shares...which would be 400k by then.

God damn. I think ill have to maybe 10k in my roth and 10k in my normal account.

>> No.29808191

>>29808075
You'd think super religious people would actually be against genomics and investing in it. But apparently if it makes money, none of the Jesus stuff matters.

>> No.29808218

>>29808046
BMBL is a bad play. Basing a business on women approaching men and trying to rival Tinder is bonkers. RBLX will likely go near $100 on opening and dump like you said. After that, it's a solid play.

>> No.29808232

>>29808084
Its no rush. I figured I would sit on that cash for a bit. Rest of my shirt bled lut if my ashore all week. Even bought uvxy ..... It also is losing money. Its retarded

>> No.29808231

>>29808167
Fucking retard
You deserve to lose money

>> No.29808237

>>29808177
I'm not a financial advisor

>> No.29808239

>>29808129
what happens if you but at peak in 2001 (we are here in QQQ)

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The only solace about losing money on CLF is knowing that god damn tranny mother fucker is getting painfully raped in the port-hole-io and will finally shut the fuck up and never return

>> No.29808254

>>29808114
the irish potato famine is what i forsee for america in the next 5-10

>> No.29808279

If my id is red = we will lose 15% next week
If my id is green = we gain it all back plus 10% next week
Other color = it's gonna be a bumpy ride

>> No.29808284

>>29806039
Who the fuck wants fakeass salmon? Farmed shit and Atlantic are bad enough as it is.

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>>29808150
Not an argument

>> No.29808318

>>29808239
Maybe you can break even in 3 decades if you sell enough covered calls :^)

>> No.29808326

Reminder that JEPI is the future

>> No.29808325

>>29808254
Except this one will be caused by a bunch of idiots trading futures on their phones.

>> No.29808333

>>29808141
Then probably VFIFX for the 20k and 5k into good ol' SOXL.

>> No.29808361

>>29808326
It's JEDI, not JEPI.

>> No.29808371

>>29805876
Is the TMF/TQQQ port dead? Asking for myself.

>> No.29808394

>>29808218
I was more interested in their market in India, which is probably going to explode as they start to embrace feminism.

>> No.29808401

Should I invest in shit like RIOT and EBON since bitcoin is gonna go up to 100k within the next year?

>> No.29808444

>>29808333
This. But I would open a roth anon. If you open one now on fidelity you can put 6k in for 2020, and 6k in for 2021. Then put the rest in normal account.

>> No.29808453

>>29808371
Swap TMF for TMV. Then the inflationary collapse is working for you.

And if JPowell steps in, that boosts your TQQQ.

>> No.29808454

So if we all bought $10k worth of SOXL right now, what is that investment worth in 10 years

>> No.29808455

>>29808401
riot and mara leaps have caught my eye. how strongly do you believe in the bull run?

>> No.29808468

>>29808394
I never thought of that. That's not a bad play after all. How long has it been in India?

>> No.29808516

>>29808287
>We are 99% chimpanzee
Extremely misleading statistic. We're 99% chimpanzee if you exclude introns, repeated segments, and an entire chromosome kek.

Fun fact: Humans have a fused 2nd chromosome, chimps don't.

>> No.29808517

>>29808371
I bought the TMF dip and cost averaged down I kid you not like 10 times when it dipped harder
I cut my losses and sold everything a few days ago so now it's probably gonna skyrocket

>> No.29808536

>>29808401
From a guy who went almost all in between sos, ebon, dmggf...... Its bad. NO

>> No.29808563

>>29806252
>>29806388
Dude same, sitting uncomfy at 29.

Selling calls at break even is barely worth the time it takes to put in the order

>> No.29808566

>>29808401
>EBON

It's gonna be Ebag international holdings if you invest now. Wait another week for bitcoin to crash a little more. I bought into BTCC at $10 CAD thinking things wouldn't dip more. Fucked me right good.

>> No.29808575

>>29808516
nerd

>> No.29808578

>>29808468
A while, in 2020 it was the 3rd most popular dating app. The catalyst is societal norms in India, in my opinion, as opposed to a business play.

>> No.29808582

>>29808453
An inflationary collapse would be yield control like is supposedly happening in Australia
The current Fed strategy seems to be to just let the market crash to avoid inflation

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New webull report

>> No.29808599

Alright what is ntc going to do? I feel like this is the perfect time to be buying bfarf. While its in heavy red. Hopefully I got next week for funds to settle.

>> No.29808600

>>29808536
i made money on sos and ebon

>> No.29808606

>>29808114
do you know how much an irish nigger would pay you for a single potato in the 1800s???

>> No.29808610

>>29808218
They also own Badoo, which is big overseas. They're the only legit competitor to match, who own Tinder, OKC, Match, Hinge, POF, and some random shit like Vimeo.

>> No.29808634

BAKING

>> No.29808637

>>29808454
>10 years
In dollars, yuan, or Bitcoin?

>>29808536
>not blue chips like RIOT
Yikes, too risky for me.

>> No.29808642

>>29808600
I think im technically up on sos but ice been ass raped on every direction this week I can't tell anymore

>> No.29808649

>>29808582
the fed will step in 100%. rates wont stop rising till they do

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>He sold the bottom
>He never fails
>When he should have bought them
>He crys and wails

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>>29808516
what about niggers?

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>>29808585
why the fuck do I care what some chinks think about cleavland shit stock?

>> No.29808667

>>29808454
Well let's say nothing bad happens and technology rises exponentially after the split on Monday they are 40 each. By 2031 I bet you have over a mil easy.

>> No.29808680

>>29808167
well i saw a post that somebody said the fed was gonna announce the liquidity crisis on feb 25 because that's when the gamestops and something about 2 more weeks. So yea why wouldn't i trust that? obviously jesus is coming back tomorrow to implement agenda 69 and the covid vaccine is gonna kill everyone who gets it

>> No.29808686

>>29808582
>let the market crash
Jpow didn't buy another hundred printers just to let the market crash

>> No.29808694

What does biz think about cruise line stonks? Might buy some calls Monday

>> No.29808697

>>29806039
>may

>> No.29808699

>>29808637
In shekels

>> No.29808703

>>29808455
I truly believe btc will hit above 100k soon, where it goes after that is anyone's guess

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>>29808653
I'd never get hired if I publicly aired my opinions on the genetic differences between races

>> No.29808713

NEW

>>29808684
>>29808684
>>29808684
>>29808684

>> No.29808721

>>29808516
Thats the entire joke dude, those 0.05% change the entire being

>> No.29808724

>>29808114
Potatoes were the first GME. Read about the potato bust of 1976.

>> No.29808725

>>29807040
Split is after hours on monday
You still have 1 more day

>> No.29808735

>>29808242
he's gonna be posting everywhere gloating the next time his remaining calls are up 3% i guarantee it

>> No.29808736

>>29808649
Yeah I agree but they need to hurry up or we're up for painful times

>> No.29808749

>>29808703
Why would it double in value?

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29808750

All you dipshits need to do is toss money at GRST. A healthcare stock that is below a penny with great financials is a recipe for mooning

>> No.29808776

>>29808578
I agree with you on their societal norms. It was dumb to base Indian women off western women who want to be approached.

>> No.29808798

>>29808749
i'm a rainbow chart dumbass

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>>29805876
Thanks for green week penny man. Finally got wifi at my inlaws

EGYF
GRST
MJNE
DGTW
WOGI

>> No.29808850

>>29808750
I made like 25% and sold out today

>> No.29808859

>>29808703
why the fuck would you truly believe that

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>>29808585
He's still shilling his bags hahahahahahahaha

>> No.29808994

>>29808680
kek

>> No.29809053

Did you all know there's a 24/7 stock market?
https://ftx.com/trade/SPY-0326
Could this be used to front run the rest of the market by buying on sunday based on any events that transpired during the weekend?

>> No.29809126

>>29807997
I mean the record date for the split is today

>> No.29809254

>>29809053
you cant trade on ftx.com as an american

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>>29808585
>webull
get out of here fucking pajeet clfaggot

>> No.29809302

>>29809254
Tell me your trade ideas and I'll give you a percentage of the profits :^)

>> No.29809390

>>29809254
The problem with "tokenized stocks" is that they aren't an actual crypto token they are just a symbol on an exchange because of regulations
It would be cool if you could have something like Pax Gold that could be traded in a decentralized way but backed by equity rather than gold. Gas fees kill decentralized exchanges too but that's another story

>> No.29809570

>>29809302
0dte SPY OTM calls

>> No.29809641

>>29807862
Nice strat

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>https://ark-invest.com/videos/market-commentary/february-26-2021-in-the-know-with-cathie-wood/?utm_content=155744268&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&hss_channel=tw-2398137084

If any Arkfags were having doubts, just let mommy soothe you with her big words. She truly is the juiciest shejew I know.

>> No.29810350

>>29806044
ARK is coming back with a fucking vengeance, don't count them out. Cathie bought a bunch of new shit at discount