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It forgot to mention that who ever is hired has to suck her cock

Just hold the dogs ransom for $500,001.

>>29801041
I'd suck a lot of cock for half a million. Unfortunately, I don't have her mutts.

>>29800983
Lady Gaga is the chosen child of the NWO. I'm guessing she pissed someone off and this is either a threat or a means of psychological re-conditioning.
>Stay in line and follow orders or we'll kill things you love with complete impunity. We dare you to speak up about who did this.

>>29800983
This is going to cause a spree of dog walker shooting now that she put a price on celebrity dog ransoms.

She should really reduce that price or just stop caring. Nobody is going to be willing to walk their dogs anymore.

Lmao at the fact that some waggie dog walker got fucking shot and all anybody cares about is the dogs.
>”No not the washed up pop star and her heckin’ doggerenioooos”
>Meanwhile Joe Blow is bleeding to death in the ER

>>29801601
I'm trying my best to bring awareness to it.

>>29801164
She has done everything they have asked of her and more, she is one of the top globohomo propagandists. The thieves probably didn't know whose dogs they were, just that they could score a few thousand selling them.

>>29802985
What's wrong with that dog?

>>29803547
What do you mean? All dogs are retarded.

>>29803638
Why can't he walk?

>>29803656
He can. The floor is just too slippery and he is being impatient compared to his Husky friend.

>>29800983
>Reward

Wtf? Getting Ransom money is now a reward? Thats an interesting precedent to set.

Business idea

>>29803656
seems like its on drugs maybe

>>29803656
It's a tiled fucking surface you absolute spastic.

>>29803757
Good catch. I think that is an interesting Freudian slip on her part as it shows it is a direct quote. She probably doesn't care at all about the dogs and is just saying what she thinks people expect to hear from her.

>>29803547
Cerebral palsy, looks like.

>>29800983
you can just fly there and do this. you'd need to find a person first, and then live there for a while and stake out their habits (of the dog walker, ect)

still, Im sure right now you can rent a nice bungalow for like 1k a month on airbnb

this is all hypothetical, and in minecraft btw

>>29803547
It's called being an Alpha, he probably got that way from no-fap (not licking himself).

>>29800983
>tryna
go back to world star hiphop nigger

>>29800983
brb gotta shoot a dog walker in minecraft

>>29800983
Imagine being the person who walks her dogs probably one of her assistants who does a laundry list of things for her just to get paid like a wagie. Got shot over this lamooo probably wasn’t supplied with health care by her, probably has the cheap shit, hospital bills going to be through the roof and all she cares about is her dogs.

>>29800983
Bimbo peddling slut brainwash to preteens cant even be bothered to walk her own dogs, ffs.

>>29800983
sounds like a bad romance monster with just dance

Hope she finds her dogs.

>>29803854
No, more like she's expecting someone who knows the dog thief to turn him in then she sends a swat team to murder everyone and rescue her fur babies. The guy who stole the dogs AND SHOT SOMEONE probably isn't stupid enough to come forward and actually try to collect that money.

>>29800983
too bad it wasnt her that got shot

imagine buying a 'dog' that is so weak it can be 'stolen' by a human

>>29805107
>then she sends a swat team to murder everyone and rescue her fur babies

Wouldn't they just shoot the dogs too?

>>29804095
:(

>>29804747
its a west coast thing

>>29800983
>tryna
AYO HOL UP
*smacks lips*

>reward for dognapping her dogs and giving them back
>no reward for information leading the the arrest of whoever shot her dog walker
i hate celebrities

>>29800983
What's the cost the breeds she lost and how rare are they? If you really have to, take a picture of similar looking dogs and dress up like the IRA. Make a video demanding $150,000 in Monero to ensure the protection of the dogs. Profit.

Can we get a wagie meme? Like make the dogwalker a wojak and make the dognappers pepes?
"Ohhh wagie, time to walk my dogs through the rough side of town again!'

I'm serious yall crackas lets make a game plan.
> go to rough part of town
>find shady dude
>ask him if he knows some dog thiefs
>get the "maybe I do maybe I don't"
>flash a stack at him
>tells you about some boys who hit a lic lately
>ask him where they live
>says he's getting amnesia
>flash another hundred
>he either sells out or makes you pay some more
>you raid the site at night like solid snake
>get the dogs back
>Put the 500,000 in bnb
>makeit.jpg

or
>investigate every shelter/dog breeder in the la county area
>id the dogs
>buy the dogs
>return them

>>29805196
Oh, maybe. Maybe darknet assassins using a customized assassination smart contract then. Probably using a decentralized oracle on the chainlink network and with a kleros arbitration clause, too.

>>29801164

Fucking this.

The whole robbery was amateur nigger-tier

Kek this dog walker unironically walked my brothers dog many times back in NY coincidentally. Poor guy didn’t deserve this desu, actually a nice person

>>29800983
just imagine what that inbox looks like now

>>29801212
I want to take care of this child.

>>29800983
Just love the hustle and bustle of the big city

>>29805315
bingo

hope the guys ok, and she never gets her dogs back

I'M NOT FUCKING SELLING THE PUPPERS!
They'll have a good life, they will own nothing and be happy!

Lol this bitch says nothing about the life of her dogwalker. Just one of the little people. But is happy to give 500K to the thugs who shot him so she can get her dogs back. Fuck America.

Lady Gaga is a man
Tom Hanks is a woman

>>29807474
what do you think he was paid?

>>29809621
$40 a walk, which I found insane but hey more power to him I guess he’s good with dogs

I hope their in a all dogs go to heaven soup by now, in Minecraft.

I hope they're in a all dogs go to heaven soup by now, in Minecraft.
Her private keys are in the doggy's anus.

>>29808608
Dog walking is a lowly profession in the social dominance hierarchy. No one cares about what happens to people in the bottom 80%.

>>29800983
This can’t be true because they banned carrying guns in California

>>29803547
autism

>>29800983
Her dogs are more important than your dogs.
Her problems are more important than your problems.
I'm glad "my" FBI and "our" news media is going to great lengths to help her out
because those resources are better used on her.

>>29800983
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screwed_(2000_film)

>>29801164
Red pill: lady gaga is a satanic (Moloch worship specifically) priestess.

>>29805250
It's a nigger thing you absolute nigger

>>29810865
she’s a useful puppet, nothing more. you all give these drug addicted sheltered from reality celebs too much credit, go after the handlers who use these celebs with their lefty beliefs to poison society

>>29810997
Priestess does not imply high rank in this case(however one must admit that lady gaga still ranks considerably higher than the average worker any), it implies function. Make no mistake the way these people act is a ritual.

>>29801212
I was worried that Walker was a dog's name thank god it was just a human shot

>>29801601
It's so the dumb niggers will email her and then the police will track their IP

>>29802985
omg that's too funny. can I get the original source

>>29800983
When did she get hot?

>>29801164
Why do you neutered beta cucks never fail to fall right in line with the Jewish propaganda they pump out on /pol/
>WE ARE ALL POWERFUL EVERY CONSPIRACY IS 100% ANTICIPATED/PERPETRATED BY (((US))) WE ARE UNTOUCHABLE AND BEHIND EVERYTHING!!!!!
you weak cucks literally give them power with this thought process. Guess what? They are flesh and blood and have names and addresses, this literally could just be someone fed up with these faggots and taking their frustration out on them.

>>29812782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLWvu51Vk4E

>>29802985
I lose harder every time I watch it.
That dog is such a piece of shit.

>>29800983
>No one gives a shit about the dog walker.
Clown World

>>29802985
https://youtu.be/FFZjnGDvqEQ
Lmfao the last one with the glass

>>29813863

>>29803854
are you an idiot. she's a dumb woman of course she cares about her dogs

>>29802985
Funniest thing I've seen all day hahahaha

>>29801164
Forgot your meds today anon?

is this the work of far right terrorists??!?!?!

>>29800983
can you imagine being rich but still living in high crime areas?

>>29801601
This. Rolling to have the dogs throats slit and published. We are backwards as a society, these people deserve a nailbomb, in a minecraft server of course. Bet they didnt even get the elytra!

Niggers!

>>29801601
Seriously laughing myself silly over this, have been all day.

You absolutely know it's some useless fucking faggot Californian progressive yaaaas queener who gets the privilege of walking the Lady's dogs. A literally useless human being whose world was shattered along with their skeleton when it was hit by a 9mm fired by a belligerent nigger and/or spic.
Imagine getting shot over someone else's dog.
A dog they care about so little that they can't even be bothered to walk the fucking thing.
There's not even a word for it.
Cuck is not a strong enough word.

>>29801212
A blind person would feel the bread falling out wtf you silly blind child

>>29801110
I'd suck a cock for $5000 and I definitely don't have her shitty dogs.

>>29801212
Or, a 3rd option.
Stop breeding these fucking abominations.
They are so expensive because you have to fight nature itself to get them to survive birth.
Their heads are too big for natural birth so you have to C section them.
They can't fucking breathe properly on the best day.
This stupid fucking dog is a fashion accessory for rich faggots like her that just want it because "it's cute"

>>29802985
That dog is a nigger and so is the owner.

>>29801164
orrrrr elites are not actually untouchable and they just want you to think they are

>>29801041
I would unironically suck her cock for free.
In fact, if I could I would pay to suck her cock actually.

>>29816918

Hollywood is filled with homeless people, niggers & homeless niggers. Probably the worst area I've ever lived in