/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29790430
literally a millionaire at 23 but anxious and chronic panic attack

Nigger but tonguing and my anus

>>29790430
fuck off

>>29790594

>>29790430
Ugly and fat and receding hairline and small dick and poor and boring and autistic and dumb.

Smart but annoying

>>29790430
Handsome and financially well off but asocial so it rubs normies the wrong way

>>29790662
this makes me so wet, im a girl btw

>>29790430
same. women approach me to talk and i give them your picrel face until they leave even though i desperately want to spend time with a qt

>>29790784
Show your cunt

>>29790859
Little alcohol helps, im usually the same.
Pretty much a complete autist with chicks, even though I needn't be

>>29790430
>autistic but also extremely autistic

>>29790784
post vagina? i wanna see

>>29790430
Sold.

>>29790430
Literally perfect.

>>29790430
Sergey...

>>29790430
just communicate to the chicas somehow, that you want to bang, that you have taken a vow of silence. then keep your yapper shut and cum inside them like you were born to do

>handsome
>can hold a conversation
>gotten with girls that other guys wish they could
>crippling attachment and trust issues due to childhood which makes it hard to form long term relationships

>>29790784
I'm all of those things, but to a lesser degree. Are the juices still flowing?

Average looking with an obnoxious personality that I can't help

>>29791703
>just communicate to the chicas somehow, that you want to bang

enjoy jail.

>>29790784
where is the clitoris located?

>>29790784
you will never be a woman

>>29791753
this was by design

>>29791164

>>29792246
in my mouth

>>29790430
Just do some stuff, get hobbies. Doesn't even matter what really, girls just enjoy that you have a passion for something.

>>29790662
me except my hair is good

>>29792420
this is one of my all time favorite maymays

>>29792464
Base

>>29790430
Same

>>29790960
>drink the alcohol 4 social skills jew
>end up trolling qts for the lols while drunk
>ramp off into a ditch on some gta shit driving home
>airbags.zip... extract here
>ditch car
>homeless girl guides me to main road while giving a tour of the hobo camps
>uber home
>file insurance claim
>"your vehicle is totaled, anon"
>Get check for $8000
>business and finance

the only part i regret is that somebody stole a really nice knife my brother gave me out of the glove box during the towing process.

Straight but a tad on the gay side.

>>29790430
>have nothing to say unless its /biz/ or /pol/ related subjects

>>29790430
You'll value that someday

>>29790430
u do know that u can freely switch between archetypes, anon?

>>29790430
>/fit/ and pretty charismatic
>bloated ogre face

>>29792205
how

>>29790629
Handsome, not toned but in good shape, big dick (7 inches), somewhat financially stable, play violin and piano at an advanced level, 125 IQ, and just started dating my best friend after reconnecting 8 months ago. Feelsgoodman

>>29793973
The biggest downside, though, is that I have
GAD (generalized anxiety disorder), and it makes me seem like a retard sometimes. However, I've been getting at managing it throughout the years

i dont want to die alone :(

>>29791857
Muh nig

>>29790545
Take drugs

>>29793697
how should i put it
there is a reason it takes years of honing your social skills in order to subtly escalate on a girl.
this is the case in order to keep 4channel retards out of the gene pool

>>29790430
Interesting but repulsive and timid

>>29795054
I don't see how telling someone via hand gestures or a written note that you vowed to not speak will land you in jail

>>29793479
>bloated ogre face
I feel this so much. I started a new job and still haven’t added my photo to the directories and shit because my face looks like I’m 500lb

>>29792352
by whose design?

>>29790430
im not a fucking jester you boring cunt

>>29793006
Kek, anon thats a hell of a story. Did you fuck the homeless chick?
No lies, that sounds like a pretty cool adventure, not saying id do it on purpose, but its still a cool story to tell.
Mfw, I have a nice knife too.

>>29790430
You sound exactly like me. I know I shouldn't tell anyone about my crypto but it's basically the only interesting thing about me, so I told my friends. At least most of them hold crypto as well. Also somehow I'm not even that bad with women even though I used to be somewhat of a sperg, but that might be due to the handsome thing

>>29793973
how did you get out of the friendzone after 8 months of being friends?

>>29795860
definitely did not fuck the homeless chick. didn't even drink the dollar store soda she offered me. i've been very fortunate in my adventures.
pic related i did twice just to get video proof

>>29796574
Nice, what are you doing in the photo? Train surfing?
Had a few adventures myself, will always look back with a smile on my face because of it.
Granted, most of the shit I did was illegal, but still, pretty funny.

>>29796707
it's a terrible video, but yes that was the train slowing down towards a station. Same good sir, i'm glad they happened and they make for incredible stories. Still it was an extremely foolish time that I'm lucky to have made it out of

>>29790430
Good looking, a good talker and relatively likable
But a mentally ill poorfag schizo

>>29797038
Haha, yeah me too. Wouldn't change it tho.
The only regret is that I wasn't trying to make it in life and fell behind a lot of my classmates.
Still, im self employed now, and rapidly catching up.
You only live once, and are only young for a flash in the pan.

>>29790430
Handsome, athletic build, tall, advice average dick (also 7 inches), great at conversation, been an over the world, financially well put together, but also a disabled cripple.