/biz/ - Business & Finance

LETS _________________

I AM FINANCIALLY PERPLEXED

SOMEWHERE A HEDGIE IS SCREAMING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AND DESTROYING OFFICE EQUIPMENT

>>29781497
Kill all jews

They held?

This shit was supposed to moon weeks ago and did nothing. How are you still here? What are you looking at that makes you think it's going to ever moon?

LET'S OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

kek i fucking bought the top again

PAY UP HEDGIE

THIS LITERALLY FEELS LIKE THAT MOMENT IN THE MOVIES WHERE THE HEROES ARE JUST GETTING OBLITERATED. SLOW MOTION SCENES OF YOU'RE LEAST FAVOURITE CHARACTER (PAPER HANDS) SPRAWLED OUT ON THE GROUND, THE LEADER JUST BATTERED, BROKEN AND NEARLY DEFEATED WHILE THE VILLAIN GOES THROUGH THEIR MONOLOGUE.
YOU THINK THIS IS THE END? IT IS STILL FAR, FAR TOO HIGH FOR THEM TO HAVE RECONCILED THEIR SHORTS.
THE MONOLOGUE WILL BE INTERRUPTED, THE WELLSPRING OF HOPE NEED ONLY START WITH A TINY SNAP.
HOLD LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AND BE A PART OF HISTORY.

MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEYFUCKERS WHERE YOU AT

>>29781587
Get fucked swingie

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Green and digits for 230 EOD

last week i was a bagholder. today i have hemorrhoids

Killer Queen has already bought that dip

>>29781587
so did I

>>29781564
dyor

FUCK THE JEWS
FUCK THE KIKES
FUCK THE SHILLS
FUCK THE HEDGIES

150

I sold guys. Only made $20 but its still a profit. Better than the loss of $5,000 I had earlier

>>29781429
>1 post by this ID

MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Y’all schizophrenic. Here’s the real reason GME is pumping

https://www.barrons.com/articles/gamestop-stock-volatility-could-get-even-worse-heres-why-51614360082

>>29781564
Oh i got this
Go look at the shorts they added YESTERDAY for GME and AMC. 33 million for one, 117 million for the other.
They dug themselves deeper, anon.

>>29781564
literally died thanks to Robinhood last time. If you still have robinhood and it breaks out, you might be a bagholder again.

NO WHY IS IT GOING DOWN
I WAS PROMISED 130K BY ANIME REDDIT NIGGER
WHY
WHY
I WANT MY SQUEEZOAHHHH
WHERE'S MY SQUEEEEEEZE
MOMMY I WANT TO SQUEEEZEEE
I WANT MY FUNK POPS AND I WANT TO SQUEEZE

MOMMYYYYYYYYYY

>>29781677
BOOM BOOM BOOM!

>>29781650
THIS IS THE FIRST WEEK IN A WHILE WHERE MY ASSHOLE HASNT BLED AFTER TAKING A SHIT

>>29781679
based

>>29781679
>be happy with your $20 profit, just pull out
Shills are getting desperate

You did buy the dip, right?

Sell limit set at $2.5k, wbu

Digits confirm, HAPPENING

>>29781679
coward
>>29781710
shut up nigger
>>29781702
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29781677
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yboBYEIOtYY

2 MINUTES

ALSO HOLY SHIT AMC

>>29781710
absolute bullshit fuck off shill

>>29781770
what don’t you get about never selling

future me: i just made a shitload of fucking money

>>29781679
Good shit anon, genuinely. If you're even slightly sweating a loss then getting out with any gain is good. I'm in for 2k right now and currently down 8% but I was down 80% at one point. Genuinely not slightly bothered if I lose it all.

>>29781665
we got bogged in record time

0 goes to 0
1 becomes penny stock
2 stabilizes at 10
3 stabilizes at 50
4 stabilized at 100
5 small jump to 200
6 everyone will either profit or make it even at 400
7 to 1000
8 actual moon, 10000
9 destroy the market 100k+

Must be some day traders getting rich off the dips and rises

>>29781724
The shitposter salt is the one thing keeping me refreshed in all of this.
They say don't drink salt water or you will go insane.
To that i say pic related.

>>29781736
FUCK YEAH ANON HEMMORHOIDS CAN SUCK IT

commence power hourS

WHERE ARE YOU NOW SHORTERS OF /biz/?
>WHERE ARE YOU NOW SHORTERS OF /biz/?
WHERE ARE YOU NOW SHORTERS OF /biz/?
>WHERE ARE YOU NOW SHORTERS OF /biz/?
WHERE ARE YOU NOW SHORTERS OF /biz/?
>WHERE ARE YOU NOW SHORTERS OF /biz/?
WHERE ARE YOU NOW SHORTERS OF /biz/?
>WHERE ARE YOU NOW SHORTERS OF /biz/?

POST PORTFOLIOS
COME ON
GO AHEAD YOU PIECES OF SHIT
YOU WERE SHORTING THIS BECAUSE IT WOULD NEVER BE ABOVE 50 DOLLARS
WELL HERE YOU FUCKING ARE

EATING SHIT
LIKE THE FUCKING RETARDED NIGGERS YOU ARE

CALL RON PAUL AND HIS GOOD FRIEND THE GOLD STANDARD
CUZ ITS FUCKIN HAPPENING

>>29781872
dropped your 7, friend

POWER HOUR COMMENCE
LETS
FUCKING
RUMMMMBBBLLLLLLLLEEEEEE

>>29781872
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can’t sneeeeeeeeeeeeed

>>29781679
>he sold?
>pomp et

>>29781872
Oh... Oh no... Reroll

MELVIN SHILL HERE GUYS
EVERYONE IS PISSED AT THE OFFICE
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE ABOUT TO GET FIRED
PLEASE STOP YOURE RUINING OUR LIVES AND FAMILIES
WE NEED OUR JOBS
PLEASE STOP DONT BUY MORE PLEASE DONT...DONT...DON-

SQUEEEEEEEEEEZEEEEEEEEEEEE

hour of power. oh shit did you feel that? that rumbling........ like?

SAY IT WITH ME "DEATH TO ALL JEWS"

>>29781872
singles cannot make such predictions
EOD we halt at 888

>>29781872
my dubs override this fag
270 EOD

>>29781966
Checks out. Should’ve bought gme

bethealgo

So is this the whales trying to break this thing loose vs hedgies trying to run out the clock? Do the options expire at close or after AH?

>>29781429
>Being this happy about crabbing

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29781991
>DEATH TO ALL JEWS
DEATH TO ALL JEWSDEATH TO ALL JEWSDEATH TO ALL JEWSDEATH TO ALL JEWSDEATH TO ALL JEWSDEATH TO ALL JEWS

>>29781429
Should I buy in the next hour?

RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE TO FILL MY COFFERS

Is it g-g-gonna gamma squeeze, anon?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UP WE GO

>>29781596
>in comes the party members that you saw fall down a pit (paper hands that sold for a loss but bought their shares back in) channeling their energy to you
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hey mister Hedgie, can we dip to 50$ real quick? I wanna buy more.

>he sold at 86
>he shorted
>he didn't buy the dip
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RETARD NIGGERS

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wait...this climb...I've seen it before.

No...no way its true.

>>29781893
DRINK MY SALTY WATER MOMMY YOU SAID 130K PER SHARE YOU PROMISED ALL OF US GIVE US OUR GAMMA SQUEEZE GIVE IT NOW REDDIT ANIME NIGGER! MY SQUEEZE WHERE IS IT! I TRUSTED YOU!

*ting ting ting*
Attention kikes!
I am never

NEVER

EVER

Selling my GME, until it hits AT LEAST $1000. At which point, I will BEGIN to CONSIDER letting you off the hook.
YOU will live in the pod.
YOU will eat the bugs.
And most importantly,
YOU WILL BUY MY SHARES FOR $1000. MINIMUM.

Thank you, that is all!
>captcha: chimneys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vPuiodsSAg

>>29781976
ITS A NOT A BULL RUN ITS A FGUCKING STAMPEDE HOLYT SHIT

>>29782007
007, license to kill the market

>>29781872
bingo bango bongo
bibbitty bobbitty boop
BLAST OFF!

>>29781991
DEATH TO ALL JEWSSSSS

POWER FUCKING HOUR OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29782044
Options expire 5 mins before close

>>29782007
Dubs 07
Licenced to kill hedgies

ITS MIMICKING TTHE PREVIOUS GAMMA SQUEEZE RIGHT DOWN TO THE BUY VOLUME
https://finance.yahoo.com/chart/GME#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

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO BACK UP

>>29781710
>It appears Harvey suspects some of the GameStop volatility isn’t due to a short squeeze or aggressive trading, but partly a function of small-cap portfolio managers weighing their options. Managers trying to recapture performance before reconstitution could be driving the stock. That means there could be some more wild trading between now and Russell index reconstitution. The selling from Russell 2000 funds will likely be matched by buying from Russell 1000 funds.
Sounds like bull shit

>>29782111
WITNESSED

BIG SELL VOLUME NEED MORE BUYS COME ON BULL HEDGIES LETS GO

short it short it now fuuuuuucking short it

>>29781966
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY SHORTIESSSSSS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

We regret to inform you power hour has been replaced for extended crabbing hours, please return tomorrow

>>29782162
What a hideous link. Jesus christ anon

>>29782101
>Trusting gambling
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

$216 EOD

GET SOME $150 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IN HERE

>>29782162
DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK

>>29781820
If I don't sell then how do I get my casherino?

>>29782111
CHECKED

>>29782111
CHECKED AND WRECKED

>>29781810
You’re either the shill or you have become to emotionally wrapped into this that you can’t think rationally. Read everything and don’t let your investments make you bias. That’s how you lose money

WHY IS IT GOING DOWN DURING POWER HOUR U FUCKERS LIED

I have gathered my focus into these digits. GME will rise today.

>>29782227
we are getting cl0se

>>29782233
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29782162
I CLICKED THIS LINK AND MY COMPUTER EXPLODED

>>29782213
monday*

>>29782100
DEJA VU I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

>>29782278
Close @ 135

>screeching about power hour
>they dont realize its friday
who in the fuck would hold this shit over the weekend

>>29782162
SORRY FOR BAD LINK. HERE'S A SCREENCAP INSTEAD

>>29782162
if you click that link your dog will die
no joke

Dubs and it crabs for 15 minutes, shoots to 150, crabs again and in the last 5 minutes goes parabolic

>>29782278
I have failed.

>>29782219 >>29782239
dumbasses it's what the yahoo links look like with candlestick settings etc

>>29782162
works on my machine

I'm gonna fucking lose it if the only reason the banks are trying so hard is because they know if they lose, we will NEVER stop mocking them.
>INB4 Melvin is so offended by the Jew comments they tripledowned to spite us in particular.
God that would be the GREATEST feeling.

>>29782333
CHECKED ITS HAPPENING

so its safe to say somebody was like fuck power hour im gonna start covering now and bought some shares
right?

POWER CRAB

>>29782333
OH SHIT

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29782359
RETARD it looks like SHIT and PISS on my SCREEN

>>29782318

>>29782318
i've been holding since before the first pump, what's one weekend more?

>>29781429
Go down I need to buy.

WHERE ARE YOU NOW SHORTERS OF /biz/?
>WHERE ARE YOU NOW SHORTERS OF /biz/?
WHERE ARE YOU NOW SHORTERS OF /biz/?
>WHERE ARE YOU NOW SHORTERS OF /biz/?
WHERE ARE YOU NOW SHORTERS OF /biz/?
>WHERE ARE YOU NOW SHORTERS OF /biz/?
WHERE ARE YOU NOW SHORTERS OF /biz/?
>WHERE ARE YOU NOW SHORTERS OF /biz/?

POST PORTFOLIOS
COME ON
GO AHEAD YOU PIECES OF SHIT
YOU WERE SHORTING THIS BECAUSE IT WOULD NEVER BE ABOVE 50 DOLLARS
WELL HERE YOU FUCKING ARE

EATING SHIT
LIKE THE FUCKING RETARDED NIGGERS YOU ARE

>>29782382
When we win, this will go down as the most significant happening 4chan has been involved in since 2016.

>>29782147
false, after hours trading counts too
settlement of exercise can take a lot longer still

Went to sleep when it was 90. Cant say I'm disappointed in you bros. Still, how high do you think it will get?

>>29782333

>>29782411
kekd

>>29782333
WITNESSED PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP

>>29782220
I TRUSTED YOUR LOGICAL AND ANALYTICAL REASONAL ANTI LOGICAL FALLACIES! AND YOU FAILED US! YOU SAID 130K WHAT HAPPENED! REDDIT ANIME NIGGER YOU BETRAYED US! GO BACK TO LEREDDIT NIGGER! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WE'VE LOST OUR MONEY BECAUSE OF YOU.

Volume has died off again, I suspect it's just going to float around this price until close. Still calling a 116 close.

>>29782333
I don't get it also checked

>>29782181
Honestly seems more reasonable then the bat shit crazy conspiracy theories I’ve heard on here. These small cap portfolio managers have to adjust their portfolios, because their employment and bonus are based off their performance.

>>29782333
LETS
FUCKING
GO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29782318
holding but i agree
i wish it was thursday

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Just imagine the degenerate cocksuckers out there who bought the top and sold the bottom. Twice.
Just hold your bags, it's not that complicated.

it ogre

>>29782336
fucking kek i'm so glad i bought GME, just for these threads

NOOOOO WHY DIDNT I SELL AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>29782333
Is that dotted line an indicator for what anon?

>>29782470
>I said 130k
Never once said that screecher, in fact i said that would destroy the global market, but please make shit up.
It's sexy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO0A0XcWy88&ab_channel=PeterSchilling

ROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTERROLLERCOSTER

BIG DUMPS INCOMING DONT PANIC

>>29782451
Fugg, its going back down. Maybe I should go back to sleep before I jinx it...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

But guys it's not even changing that much

>>29782333
It's here

FUCK LAST TRY IF I DONT GET ANY NUMERALS IM NOT GONNA WATCH THR STOCK UNTIL 4PM

>>29782318
I’m holding this all the way to the moon and then all the way back down to the ground!!

FUCKKKK ITS FALLING AGAIN REEEEE

It will never go over $1k because if everyone tried to sell, there wouldn't be anybody to buy.

>>29782431
I'll tell you where, GETTING LIQUIDATED THATS WHERE

>>29782617
but in 20 mins is when the magic actually happens

this is just the bear trap

>>29782505
it doesn't have that big of an effect

>>29782333
What’s the dotted line for? What does it indicate (except mooning)?

アアアアアアアアァァァァー

what happened to the pump you fucking idiots?

LE POWER HOUR!!!!!!!

>>29782552
NO, YOU SAID 130K ALL WEEK. YOU FUCKING SAID REDDIT ANIME NIGGER. WHY WHY WHY OMG WHY MOMMY WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? WHY IS IT GOING DOWN OMG WHY DID I TRUST THE REDDIT ANIME NIGGER WHYYYYYYY

MOMMYYYYYYYYYYY

>>29782655
CHECKED

>>29782655
checked

im not sure what to think.

おおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおお!!!

>>29782162
lel at all the people afraid of long URLs.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29782658
ignore it, its my mouse hovering over graph

>>29782678
Autism

>>29782636
Oh there'll be one buyer at the end of all this, make no mistakes. His name is Melvin, and lately he and his friends have been sweating hard over this.

>>29782636
thats not how it works when its time for them to cover they buy every order starting from the cheapest all the way up
this is about options not ppl buying and selling long lol

>>29782466
>>29782499
holy shit guys

>>29782636
except the hedge funds are obligated, nice try

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

BITCH I'M BACK OUT MY COMA

>>29781966
Does /biz/ have drawfag threads? I really want to commission GME-tan milking every last drop from Melvin against his will while he's tied to a chair...

>>29781429
Honest question: Will you exit once you break even? I only hold one share, but my entry was something like 330. I know that I will.

>>29782318
Best advice I can give you is to make sure the rope you buy is made of nylon so it does not break when you hang your retarded fat ass on monday.
Have fun with your FUD.

>>29782770
Had plenty of chances to do that yesterday. Fuck that.

>>29782770
haha faggot

>>29782770
im sitting at just barely over break even but theres no fucking point if i dont get rich plus if this is really closing over 100 into the weekend this shit is not done by a long shot

>buy the "dip" to average down
>immediately go from $200 to $1000+ in the red
Welp guess I'm a bagholder now. I give up trying to swing this shit, the bogs are tracking every move I make.

>>29782770
if it gets up to 330 you're a moron for selling

>>29782770
ngmi

>>29782770
Not my plan. I hold until it literally has to be sold for legal reasons.

Oh god I have to piss... Prepare for another spike

>>29782770
no chelovek

I FOMOD IN AT 110 AM I GONNA MAKE IT

>>29782701
Don't think, feel. And you'll make it.

HE WILLS IT

>>29782770
4 @ 106
no

>>29782770
Just dollar average cost that bitch

>>29782678
Prove it, link /one/ (you) to me where i stated as such without it being in a shitpost or followed by "that would be absolutely best case scenario, don't hold me to it"
But you just want to try to turn people against me, without realizing no one is on my side.
We are gamblers watching the biggest financial happening of our time.
Get with it or get out, because it's happening if you like it or not, one way or another.
But please. Cry more. It gets me ROCK HARD.

>>29782655

>>29782318
you forgot about after hours chief

That 2:30-2:35 pump was just a preview I think. Someone wanted to be ultra safe and cover with 90 min left in the cash session.

>>29782869
it was literally at 80-90 like an hour ago are u retarded lmfao

>>29782770
0 or the moon.
No in between mr Melvin

>>29782874
thats a women mindset, no thanks

>>29782836
How fucking long was it crabbing between 40-50? Your indecision killed you.

>>29782877
CHECKED

>>29782877
checked

>>29782770
you could've averaged down after DFV doubled down jeez
i have good gains and i'm not selling
if it gets to 330, what makes you think it won't keep going up to the previous high or higher?

>>29782770
Commited to holding to zero or at least 800

>>29782770
I'm 100% up right now lol

>>29781644
Checked

T MINUS 2 MINUTES UNTIL NEXT BIG BUY

>>29782770
yes, fuck reddit

Total Volume today already surpassed yesterday (its now 82 Mil)

buy the dip

>>29782877
amazing

>>29782931
newfag spotted but that's okay i forgive you

If dump now you're a idiot.

t. 45 @ 170

check Dex for Justliquidity
don’t make fast push
>do 300$ on staking
>waited a month
>increase to 1200$ staking pools
taxes so low, rofl don’t cry about gas on erc

>>29782770
Selling 4/5 @ 150 to cover the cost of all 5 shares. That last one I hold on to and it will be all profit

>>29782988
double checked

>>29783050
based retard

>>29783053
wrong thread bro

>>29782770
>Will you exit once you break even?
You know what’s an easier way to break even? Not investing
Now gimme my lambo melviny

>>29782770
Fuck (((break even)))
I break even at 149, but I'm not selling unless I'm making a profit. If it manages to bounce back up to 160+ I might sell most of my stocks and keep one or two for the lolz

>>29783015
Im literally out of money. I've bought all the dips

JUST FUCKING GO UP ALREADY
GAMMA SQUEEZE GOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh yes fuck me harder. Right there, right there, oh yess oh YESSSSS. You fuck me soooo good anon. GME to the moooooooooooooonnnnnnn.

If you are still holding GME and read this post. You are gay.

I just woke up from an operation. (I have gastritis and EOE, fucking kill me) can someone give me a quick rundown of what I missed.

>>29781736
Congrats. Same here but still have to have a camera put up my ass

>>29783100
based and checked

g-guys its still gonna g-gamma squeeze right?

right?

>>29782931
>insecure retarded faggot is so afraid of making a decision that he asks 4chan for help
>gets a reply
>n-no t-thanks I j-just hate m-myself and f-fear women...

Kill yourself you waste of DNA. You are the fucking lowest lifeform.

WE NEED SOME MAGICK IN HERE

Hold the like anons, stop swinging

>>29782933
I was waiting for it to dip to 30, I genuinely believe in it long term but I didn't buy into the squeeze memes. I don't have enough money to afford to hold large bags but I've lost so much at this point I may as well just hold and pray.

GIB GAMMA

>>29782770
I bought the dip and broke even multiple times faggot

>>29783145
I would rather be gay than be a tranny mutilating my genitals.

WHERE ARE THOSE GREEKS I WANT THEM TO BE SQUEEZED RIGHT NOW

So... is this a dead cat bounce?

dead cat bounce?

>>29783127
Take out a loan and buy SOME MORE
TO THE MOON
ALLL OR NOTHING

>+0.06%
>-0.12%

>>29783169
CRAB-17

WHERE ARE YOU NOW SHORTERS OF /biz/?
>WHERE ARE YOU NOW SHORTERS OF /biz/?
WHERE ARE YOU NOW SHORTERS OF /biz/?
>WHERE ARE YOU NOW SHORTERS OF /biz/?
WHERE ARE YOU NOW SHORTERS OF /biz/?
>WHERE ARE YOU NOW SHORTERS OF /biz/?
WHERE ARE YOU NOW SHORTERS OF /biz/?
>WHERE ARE YOU NOW SHORTERS OF /biz/?

POST PORTFOLIOS
COME ON
GO AHEAD YOU PIECES OF SHIT
YOU WERE SHORTING THIS BECAUSE IT WOULD NEVER BE ABOVE 50 DOLLARS
WELL HERE YOU FUCKING ARE

EATING SHIT
LIKE THE FUCKING RETARDED NIGGERS YOU ARE

>>29783015
I already did - bought at $88 today

>>29783169
shills went crazy at -20%, but we back at 0%, put your glasses for the last half hour though

Uhhh don’t melvin and hedgies have infinite leverage that they can keep this price down forever?

>>29783252

dubs and wagmi

I SUMMON THE POWER OF CUTE ANIME MILKIES TO PUMP GME FULL OF MILK AND RAISE IT HIGH HIGH HIGH

>>29783220
>>29783242
dead cats dont trade sideways at 110 bucks

>>29783318
True, it did crab for two fucking hours

>>29783220
>>29783242
>When your shill bots get a new script.

>>29782852
Well, guess I'm not a good luck charm after all.
Last time I went to piss it pumped $10

>>29783176
The only thing getting gamma squeezed today is muh dick.

>>29783296
Yes. But fuck jews, I'm not leaving

This is the most aggressive volume crabbing I’ve ever seen

>>29783169
Hyperinflation started 2 years ago. All the euros that exist in the world are not enough to buy one single bag of potetoes, money and crypto died long ago. Now people mix cash it with sodium hypochlorite to dissolve it and make a compound they use to cover bullet holes in the walls. We now use gold, silver and drugs to trade, those who dont have any, use their own bodies or manufactured products. 6.5 billions have died due to the war and its radioactive remainings. We have no government, guns and fear are the only laws we know. My friends? I guess they all died, they never listened to me. The only reason I managed to survive was thanks to the professional survival kit and nuclear war survival book i bought after i cashed out part of my GME shares to recover my initial investment. The calculations of anons at /biz/ were correct, the hyperinflation and nuclear war ended up happening. Before it happened, $GME reached $1030 per share, but I knew that wasnt the gamma squeeze, numbers didnt add up, I didn't sell, never would, I even bought more, went all in. I know the squeeze is going to happen sometime in the future, it must happen, i know Ryan Cohen wasnt lying when he said the MACD indicator looked froggy and u/DeepFuckingValue told me to hang in there. I know reddit and 4chan will come back and revive the market once again. I will keep surviving and holding my 4 $GME shares. I must hold, I have to, some people think im crazy, but they just dont see what I can see.

>>29783322
incredibly based

spooky stuff is happening.

>>29781586
Hey, cool it with the antisemitic remarks

>>29783257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y28Diszaoo4

here. we. go.

ooooo?

>>29782906
>>29782906
YOU FUCKING SAID 130K WWE ANIME REDDIT NIGGER YOU SAID IT I REMEMBER OVER AND OVER YOU SAID ON EVERY ANIME REDDIT NIGGER THREAD 130K SQUEEZE THIS MONDAY AND THEN YOU SAID THIS WEEK AND NOW YOU DENY IT. WHY? YOU MADE US ALL LOSE MONEY AND NOW ITS GOING DOWN AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT. WE BELIEVE YOU. YOU SAID 130K WHERES MY 130K WWE ANIME REDDIT LOGICAL NIGGER WHERE IS IT

MOMMY WHY DID WE TRUST HIM WHY NEVER AGAIN IM DUMPING EVERYTHING NOW ITS OVER

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29783351
I've never seen a cat bounce 100 feet in the air and hover there for 3 days before.
Fucking demon possessed cats dude.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29783296
at the cost of hyper inflation, sure. Thats not real leverage though, thats just a M.A.D

>>29783211
It's better than being straight. Straight people sold their GME a while ago in profit.

>>29783322
BASED AND CHECKED

what's with this super low volume?

>>29783371
With my man buns

>>29783404
'they' are angry

>>29783198
then don't worry about quick dips at this point, wait until it's over.
although there's too much meme energy to let it get much lower than it was earlier this week anytime soon.

>>29783322
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IIIIIIMMMMMMMMMM CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

We going up? Good.
We not going up? Good, so the moon will be bigger.

>>29783439
THen dump and get out, retard.
Nobody wants to console a screaming retard.
In fact, you get to be the next OP for the general, gonna have fun with this.