/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29764126
obviously shopped

You look like a wojak meme irl

>>29764126
I shave my head and it makes me feel good

>>29764126
Cut the weed man, it's getting you bold

>>29764126
DO NOT BE EMBARASSED FOR YOUR EXCESSIVELY LARGE CRANIUM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW7OB_HDCGQ

>>29764194
>tfw your brain is too big for the buzzpill
it's not

Can someone turn this into a wojak please?

this is why i am on dutasteride

that would be my fate lmao

>>29764126
are you a manlet?

BoroCG?

Manlets with ugly heads can't pull off the look, rope is the only answer

>>29764126
You might just have the fortitude to challenge brian armstrong to a battle of the craniums. I hear it's similar to when deer fight, the sounds the skulls make when they clash together can be heard for miles

>>29764126
JUST

>>29764126
get SMP

>>29764496
I thought it already was a wojak.

>>29764126
lol how much of a manlet are you?

>>29764611
Obviously he is

>>29764126
That’s a big brain nibba fr

>>29764126
OP, that ain't buzzed, it's shaved.
I buzz my own hair since 2018. I do 3mm down low and 7mm on top with a gradient in between.
I have very full hair though, not sure what your situation is

>>29764126
https: discord.gg TnkVJW5p

just use your mind powers to regrow your hair bro

>>29764126
who is this?

>>29764126
Vitalik is looking good these days, wow

>>29769073
dunno but he's kinda good looking

>>29769265
Yeah weird head shape but he is good looking anyway

>>29764126
LMAO YOU LOOK SO FUCKING WEIRD!!!

>>29764408
small penis music
why anime soundtracks are always such garbage

take the sigmapill

Buzzpill = big brain

my god, /biz/ is 90% newfag territory now, isn't it?

>>29764126
here's me before i started nofap OP

just tattoo it on bro

>>29764126
Bro unless you got severe balding, just one a hair trimmer on the lowest clip setting and BUZZ it. What you did was shave it completely off, which is fine, but only if the entire top of your hair is completely gone. A tiny bald spot or receding hairline can be "marginally" fixed by just having a clean cut buzz.

>>29764126

Real life wojack

Based

>>29764126
/biz/ has always recommended the Chad Embrace

>>29764126
EMBRACED

>>29770556
after no-fap

>>29770576
That's actually based but only if people couldn't tell the difference. In the right lighting I feel like this would look ridiculous.

>>29764300
Weed has been studied to block DHT and bind to it
Theoretically, should slow or halt balding with consistent use

>>29764126
>IQ: 4957
>abilities: telekinesis, 4-dimensional shitposting, shapeshift into Satoshi Nakamoto, ability to predict the bitcoin price EOY (50% confidence interval)

>>29771043
wtf is that true?
i completely quit smoking weed six months ago and my hair has been thinning like crazy recently
i used to smoke nearly every day

>>29770556
Actual coomer

>>29771329
>he doesnt realize weed has medicinal properties you gain without even knowing each nuance

>>29770684
Except there wouldn't be anything on top you fucking moron

>>29770576
>>29770556
>>29764126
>>29770817
The absolute STATE of 白人
no wonder china number 1

>>29771559
Im glad you brought up china. Name one chink with an enlarged cranium. Zero.

>>29771650
hello retard

>>29771559
sha bi laowai

>>29771329
Kind of makes sense, stoner types are generally thought of with long hair. Could just be stress causing your thinning though.

>>29771818
I didnt say abnormally small jaw, undersized malnourished manlet with the average sized cranium of an american female. I said enlarged.

>>29771455
Checked and witnessed
Also kekd

HAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA

>>29771818
No body 170 cm has enlarged cranium. Its like saying that sure is a big squirrel skull or female skull. Its irrelevant. We only care about apex craniums.

>>29771329
I smoked weed for a large part of my teenage years and all of my adulthood (basically smoked for 15 years straight)
Hasn’t stopped my widows peak from mooning, genes are really the only major factor, other stuff is small time but still has an effect (hats, stress, etc)