/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29752304
In New Jersey.

>>29752304
>Runny egg
NGMI

>>29752304
looks good anon, enjoy

>>29752304
What is inside?

>>29752304
taylor ham will kill you faster than you can say nitrite induced cancers

>>29753225
Pork roll egg and cheese.

do burgers actually eat burgers for breakfast, or am i being memed again?

Disgusting breakfast,have 2 eggs and a salad

>>29753233
Somone is from North Jersey.

>>29752304
now all you need is another wife who can cook

Looks like a death wish. How do you expect to get 8 servings of fruit and veggies in for the day if you just eat simple carb and fat for breakfast? You must be American. Disgusting nation of fatties.

>>29752304
On a hamburger bun? Really? Get a bagel or an English muffin ffs
>>29753065
Runny egg is the best. The bread absorbs it. You eat your steaks well done too Tyrone?

>>29752304
>Loves you
>Feeds you shit that will undoubtedly accelerate your heart disease death
Ok

>>29752304
>wife
>that loves you

>>29753353
She just wants all that crypto he has after his death

>>29753352
I prefer it on potato bread but on a kaiser roll is good as well. She fries the bread in butter for me.

>>29752304
i used to show off that my woman cooked for me me when i was young. But really, if your woman cant cook, then you failed as a man, cause you should be making that part of her life immediately

>>29753333
Why yes I did rent an apartment in the center of morristown for $2700 a month. cucked by the jews? absolutely.

>>29752576
>>29753333
Do jersey fags really eat this for breakfast?
What the fuck?
I just ate eggs and lox on a bagel wanna guess what side of the hudson I live on?

>>29753352
>Soggy bread
Jesus dude wtf is wrong with you

It looks good anon. Don't let them fud your sandwich. I wish I had a cute wife to cook me thrifty meals while I acoom.

>>29753467
Okay based on the description I'd try it.
Congrats on the wife

Good concept, bad execution. Needs a better bun, and should be warmed on a griddle/pan and not the microwave.

>>29753531
smoked salmon is the patrician breakfast meat. i applaud and support you anon

>>29753562
Yeah its good man. You toast it so it doesn't get too soggy

>>29753685
i like to put a thin layer of mayo on my toast and throw it in the pan. the mayo carmalizes and makes a water resistant layer

>>29753307
>burgers for breakfast

>>29753264
if you please

Disgusting

Luv me bacon sandwich
Luv me eggs
‘ate burger rolls
‘ate “pork”
‘ate americans simple as

>>29753485
Mine couldn't make macaroni and cheese when i met her so i taught her everything I know about cooking. Now shes excited and greatful every day to cook for me. Best investment I ever made in her right behind getting her a mail in meal plan to loose weight. I started with an overweight social outcast and turned her into the ideal traditional wife who will never leave me because I made her life 1000% better. I did all this because she was the first woman to blow me to completion and shes very good at super smash bros Melee. (She mains captain Falcon). And most importantly i never ever tought her finances. She can barley understand how income tax is calculated or what intrest is or what is or isnt an asset and thats the most reasuring thing of all.

Also we have cool lizards.

>>29752304
Do Americans really?

>>29752304
If she really loved you like my hot redhead loves me she'd put colby or pepperjack and it would be on a toasted english muffin.

>>29753668
Its so good bro. I don't even want to go back to bacon or sausage. I physically feel so much healthier after cutting down on red meat. Sometimes I'll have a can of sardines on toast for lunch. I might die in 20 years from mercury accumulation but whatever

>>29753924
>image search
>0 results
ultra based

>>29753924
>loving wife cooks breakfast
>hang out with based pet chameleon
You already made it

>>29754047
Another picture of the chameleon for reference on how much they change color. This happens in less than 30 secconds. Also my wife takes care of the lizards as well. She handels the cage the bugs to feed them and water. I get to come home from selling rich old women overpriced furniture and admire them.

Smoked perch and pike works also, none of the fatty fishes unfortunately in my waters.

>>29754232
Do you ever drop acid at home?
That guy looks trippy as fuck
I would look at him for hours

>>29754008
dont worry anon, mercury is good for you. i also eat a lot of fish, but i think sardines and salmon are both low in mercury. you really just have to look out for predatory fish like tuna and swordfish

>>29752304
>egg popped and not cooked through
Bless her heart, she's trying her best for him

>>29754334
Until I have a son hes unironicly my pride and joy. Ive sunk thousands into his homemade enclosure lighting and humidity setups. He himself ran me about half a thousand. And yes he never gets old to look at. Every day when I get stoned before bed I stare at him in disbelief that there is an actual alien in my room.

>>29753924
>>29754232
I'm currently in the process of teaching my gf how to cook and she's slowly but surely stepping into her stride regarding it. Loves making us homemade soups. I'm wondering how you reconcile the fact that you've improved her life that much but she hasn't done as much in return, at least that's what I'm still struggling with. I love her but at the same time the whole thing seems 1-sided

>>29752304
mmm, imagine a tall class of apple cider to wash it all down.

>>29752304
Go back to your dark room with your dusty Nvidia pc and 3 screens.
Go check the latest stonks, maybe swing some rubic
In the end, you aren't happy. And your finally realizing it.

>>29754752
I'm in the same position bro, feel like i'm in a one sided relationship. im working towards med school, i cook, and i go grocery shopping and do the laundry and cats box. She also helps clean the apt, but can't find a job rn because she got a meme degree. i dont want to move in with her so i may have to kick her to the curb

>>29753924
you put in all this work just for her to get fucked by Tyrel

>>29754752
In my case she was with me when I wasn't financially successful and even had a bit of a drug problem so her loyalty is enough for me. You have to look at your woman as an investment in your household. Sure she might not pay dividends now but down the line when your busy not having to worry about washing clothes dishes and making meals is such a huge boon it's amazing. Also always make sure you tell her how much you appreciate her and give her at least a half an hour of one on one time a day if you can. Thats all you really need to do to make it. Also buy hedera HBAR and never sell it.

>>29755137
I have tracking on her phone but also im completely ready for that to happen. Shes very aware that if somthing like that happens shell have littlerally nothing. Shes a woman for sure but she also understands her own self intrest. Prenups are a must.

>>29754710
Are you the guy who talked about breeding expensive reptiles as a business venture

>>29753517
Lol I live in cental Jersey in the woods.

>>29752304
How much does that wife cost per year?

>>29755453
No but that is a definite plan for the future if a have a spare couple hundred k to start up such a business. I wouldn't care even if it only paid for itself because owning real rare reptiles is like owning rare jems that multiply.

>>29755597
Idk iI guess rent food clothing costs. Every now and then i take her out to eat and buy her a nice ring for her birthday or Christmas. So ied say 10k a year maybe?

>>29755744
So that breakfast really costs like $4 then.

>>29754956
well we've both got meme degrees so we'll be sharing the burden there at least. We also already live together cause quarantine forced our hand. I get what you mean, but I couldn't live with myself if I gave up on actual love just for temporary comfort and ease.
>>29755237
Loyalty definitely is worth it you're right. I've been cheated on before, and my girl rn is so beset she doesn't even want to watch porn anymore. I could lose money or gain weight and I'd always know she'd be there, so I guess that's a blessing I need to count more often.

>>29753307
Sometimes I have the sudden realization that the country I live in is actually a fucking meme and the rest of the world knows it.

>>29753065
fucking gross kys

>>29752576
>In New Jersey.

Why not Scrapple then?

>>29752304
>loving wife
>half-fried egg thrown on a store bun
>didn’t even melt the cheese
how many children of your own has this “loving wife” given you?

>>29752304
Amerifats say curries smell when they don't realize they live in a fartbox

>>29753562
bro wtf u never had egg on bread?

>>29754752
>1-sided
you're gaining a woman that cooks for you
Do you realize how much utility there is in that? You seem like an ungrateful retard.

>>29752304
Anon, if you like leaky yolk then I suggest you try a good soft scramble sometime. It's amazing and the eggs have the creaminess of a yolk, you're looking for a consistency similar to egg salad. Maybe just a little less.

>>29752304
What a sad excuse for breakfast, cheerios looks more appealing than this hot trash.

>>29753065
I bet you like your steaks well done with ketchup as well

>>29756211
You do realize she does more than fry an egg for me every day?

>>29753924
sounds almost too good to be true, like a fairy tale.
I feel so alone ='(

>>29756776
Because thats disgusting.

>>29752304
Based Taylor ham connoisseur

>>29753892
With some gravy fries

>>29753755
What the fuck is wrong with America

>>29756673
>>29757370
>>29757641
You guys are dumb niggers. Eggs for a sandwich should be medium so the yolk doesn't drip everywhere and make a mess. Fucking savages.

Y-you don't pay your wife?
Why does she stay with you then?

>>29756776
Because that’s a Philly/south Jersey abomination and only said Neanderthals enjoy eating literal pig cartilage and assholes

>>29753264
Keiser bun

Responding to $1.00 landwhale suicide breakfast with healthy $1.00 breakfast of (rolled oats + 2 tablespoons hempseed (20g protein) + 1 teaspoon raw honey) + 3 servings fruit

>>29759739
Thats my foods food.
Thats what I feed my chickens.
Why would I eat my foods food?

>>29759946
It's sad how inept people are at understanding even basic nutrition. Enjoy your heart attacks, cancer, and diabetes.

>>29759739
where you going to work at princess? the coffee shop? definitely couldn't be doing any real labor with those calories.

>>29753895
>bitching about eating pork.