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I HAVE MORE MONEY THAN EVER IN MY LIFE BUT I'M STILL AUTISTIC WITH GIRLS WTF AAAAAAAH

>> No.29745763

>>29745704
just pay a bunch of high-end escorts and tell them up front that you're autistic and need help socializing
they're actually good for this purpose

>> No.29745769

just buy good clothes
fuck ~50 escorts
there. cured.

>> No.29745791

>>29745704
trade me copious money for wingmanship

>> No.29745820

I TOLD MY GIRBFRIEND IM RICH SO I MAKE SHOTCALL NOW AND ZHE IS LAUGH

>> No.29745860

>>29745791
Hows $8,000 united states dollars a year for your enslavement to me sound?

>> No.29745863

>>29745763
exactly, stop being a pussy u have money now

>> No.29745926

>>29745763
Anon, escorts...

>> No.29745936

>>29745860
OP, plz help

>> No.29745964

>>29745769
Is it really that simple. Because I've fucked girls and I've gone through the idea of fucking a ton of escorts in my head and my internal response is "but I don't struggle with fucking girls I don't care about, I struggle with fucking girls I do and have never gotten over that hurdle"
In before "imagine caring about women"

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>>29745860
There’s honestly people working for less so if you look hard enough, you might just have some “employees”

>> No.29746024

>>29745964
Holy shit champ is there a lot to unpack here...

>> No.29746243

>>29745763
I live in the eastern US where can I get a quality escort and not get arrested

>> No.29746323

You are not autist you are either
Short
Bald
Or ugly

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>>29746323
Fuck you shiny heads will reign supreme

>> No.29746406

>>29746323
I am all of these.

>> No.29746446

>>29746390
>>29746406
I am sorry my friends, being a man is a struggle

>> No.29746587

>>29746024
>unpack
I'm not a removalist, faggot?

>> No.29746645

>>29745964
it is that simple
try it

>> No.29746753

>>29746446
I am not a man but a manlet?

>> No.29746772

>>29745704
>Catalina collection
Total kino

https://youtu.be/mmCzTJTK1H8