/biz/ - Business & Finance

girls don't like day traders either

only highly educated fields or working for a top 100 company whose products they use will impress her

>>29745987
>highly educated
You wish faggot, they will just start playing games thinking they are smarter than you are when most clearly cant match your power levels.

>>29745987
Most girls don't understand what a daytrader even is. But when they hear of a guy trading stocks, they will think he is smart and rich.

>>29745895
I am a liquidity provider to the worlds biggest decentralized finance exchange and a researcher and investor of decentralized speculative assets

>>29745987
>be me
>thin and tall
>great job at a Fortune 50 company
>trade options for six figures a year
>just paid cash for a house
>females literally throw themselves at me
>spurn their advances cause I'm a sperg with autism

I'm literally a 30 year old virgin and you cannot stop me.

>>29746192
Based. How many girls did you get to fuck with this line?

The only thing they understand in what youre saying is, "money, finance, complicated, rich".

>>29745895
>Well my dear lovely buttercup, since you asked as a matter of fact my current focus is as an investor in a promising silicon valley startup that promises to disrupt the global economy and the very fundamental nature of legal agreements, it's in fact the key to backoffice automation and the fourth industrial revolution. My typical work day consists of researching scientific papers as well as industry reports and consulting with like minded experts in the field of cutting edge dlt technology and analysis of market sentiment... We're quite the successful bunch... Did you know that we in fact collectively beat the top firms in Wall Street in terms of ROI for the last 4 quarters with our little venture? That's not all, we're also quite creative and produce a lot of valuable artwork... Yes my dear, you see this wonderful painting, it represents an old Egyptian deity, and the numerological symbols depicted are rooted in ancient prophecies... Ah, you wouldn't understand the depth of it all, but yes, I do all this from the comfort of my humble home, meaning I have perfect control over my schedule and do not suffer from the shackles of employment, or as I like to call it... Slavery... N-not that there's anything wrong with you being a Walmart cashier, my sweet angel...

>>29745895
Just say you are a private investor. And if you have any significant sized portfolio, at least some of it should be in stocks and/or pm

>>29746332
How is working in finance in a competitive job? Is it full of normie extroverts who do normie shit like partying every weekend, broadcasting their whole lives on social media and are they very shallow?

I am a 20 years old virgin and wondering what I should go study next fall. Im not a sperg but socially awkward and I wonder if I could do well in finance.

>>29746332
based
keep that v card shiny

>>29746192
underrated post

>>29746784
>20 years old virgin
>Im not a sperg
hhhhmmmmmm,,,,,

I'm a speculative investor for cryptographic assets on global markets.

>>29745895
cuties know day traders are losers
https://twitter.com/tiktokinvestors/status/1320827364750823424

>>29746192
Based xsn chad.

>>29746894
I am an INTJ bro
also If I had an active instagram and snapchat accounts in the last 5 years I would have probably lost it already I just loathe social media so much

>>29746192
>based stakeneet

>>29746784
Study something you enjoy but also has prospects. I know it's a meme but STEM is your best bet, companies are always hiring engineers and will be for the foreseeable future.

I have a degree in accounting and worked as a staff accountant out of college and hated it. I got a job with my current company working more on the database side and the work is a million times better.

>>29745987
What the fuck is this cope? They only care about money, not how you get it Lol.

>>29747112
I know, I am just more interested in the economics and finance side than something very technical. Also if I could right now come up with a good business idea with a scalable business I wouldn't even go to University..

If my goal is to get skills/problem solving ability or something else which could be used to start a business should I study stem or finance? Studying/working in finance I could probably be more comfortable at getting investors to my business if I start one one day..

Say you're retired. 'Day trading' and 'speculative investing' aren't jobs anyway. Don't answer further questions.

>>29746147
Nah, guys think it cool but women arent impressed. If theyre a gold digger they might dig deeper, no pun intended

>>29747013
The girl didn't actually say why not to date traders or why its a red flag? The only thing I can come up with is that a bunch of retards turned it into a meme title like guys who say "entrepreneur" but don't actually do anything its just to attract women to pump and dump them.

>>29745895
kek easy answer
I'm a uniswapper in the year of the OXEN

>>29745895
>f*males
ngmi

>>29745895
>use XMR to buy weed
>I sell a little bit of green, just enough to get by
Boom. Humble, interesting, and women love men who do dumb shit (this literally can not be disputed)

Then when you tell her you trade currencies you seem smart enough to be a long term investment for her

>>29747356
this

>>29747498
you're right also it has no prestige and it's a very risky "job"

>>29747171
retard

>>29747498
Having robinhood on your phone makes you a daytrader. It's a very low bar. >>29746335 is the only right answer, show them you have money and you enjoy being in the here and now and you're there.

>>29745895
Say you work on Wall Street

>>29747013
She has to encourage girls to stop dating them because they otherwise want to.
There are no qts making clips encouraging girls to stop dating manlet wagies.

>>29745895
My wife calls it Monopoly money and it makes me cringe.

>>29745895
Just buy some shitty business and say your an entrepreneur. Go to the business and do all your shit there.

>>29746147
Thats not true, at all anymore. Half of the dumb roasties they follow also day trade. Women in 2020 are wary of day traders and absolutely fucking detest FX traders.

>>29745895
>"I help build tools people use to liberate themselves"
>Dont mention money
>Just make sure she knows youre comfortable, ready to spend fiat like its going out of fashion and dress/drive nice.

>>29749185
>run an unprofitable bussiness just for some pussy
NGMI with that attitude

Just listen to the dick show and do what he says

"I'm a digital asset manager"

>>29745895
Just say you're an investor.

I tell them the truth. I work on CableTV lines.
Works 100% of the time as it's a stable, well-paying trade comprised of people girls trust.
Their dads.

>>29746192
Based XSN Chad. How many masternodes do you have?

>>29746332
Are you me? I just got 50k off the price of my house cause I paid in cash. Previous owner couldn't fucking believe his eyes. Also, hoes can fuck off

>>29749268
>absolutely fucking detest FX traders
Why? Am I doomed to be an incel forever?

>>29749630
what the hell? they give you discounts for paying in cash? why?

>>29749756
Because they use instagram and instagram is full of people with $400 portfolios trying to sign you up to their pyramid scheme FX nonsense.

If youre good at what you do you shouldnt be worried, but dont tell women its FX is probs my best advice.

>>29746192
Based.

>>29749544
>>29749999
C-checked, stakenet bros i.....

>>29749318
that just makes it sound like he works in a sex toy factory anon

>>29749999
Here we go again

>drops spaghetti
pheew, dodged another future marriage rape bullet

>>29745895
>Based?
Based! You must have a huge penis!

>>29746392
Based.


But even more based is to not flash your wealth in front of other people, especially women. I told my gf I made 160€ trading crypto the other morning so she would understand why I wake up early and watch charts constantly. Didn't tell her about rest of 4000€ I made in 3 days. (That is what you can save up from waging in a year in my country).
Also I told her I gamble crypto and I'm slightly in profit so she is not worried I'm degen gambler addict.
Didn't tell her I made x10 and I'm only x3 away from buying mortgage free. I just told her to not worry about money and that she doesn't have to work two jobs, one is enough.

Also not listening to her bitching about her second job an hour a day frees my mind and I can earn in that hour flipping shitcoins more than she can in 8 hours of shitty job anyway.

If I do x10 fron here I will just reveal my power level and tell her that I did x5 and I can buy a house without jewish mortgage.

>>29746192
Based Stakeneet

>>29746192
nice

>>29749999
KEK

>>29746192
>The NEET shall inherit the Earth
what did Jesus mean by this?

>>29751222
>222

>>29746192
>>29751565
HOOOOOOODRA

>>29751222
Checked.

>>29749876
Makes it easier to sell/close. If people are paying with a mortgage, they have to wait to get it approved by the bank, and they might end up not qualifying (or there might be some other hitches) -- so if a seller is really interested in selling quick and without any hassle, cash is a very appealing option.

>>29745895
>what do you do anon?
>Basically I’m in finance. It’s boring and complicated but it’s VERY good money.
That’s literally all you have to say. They legit don’t give a shit

>>29746192
>W-what's a liquidity provider?

>>29746192
>I am a liquidity provider to the worlds biggest decentralized finance exchange
ok i'll use this is a euphemism for farming pixel panties on a sailor moon shitcoin

>>29753110
fail
u gay

>>29753279
Thanks doc

>>29747066
>unironically describing yourself as INTJ
>not a sperg

>>29753338

>>29745895
Just say you're an asset portfolio manager

>>29745895
If I know I'm not going to see the girl again I just literally make anything up and I'm pretty convincing so it's ridiculously easy to fuck them once they think you're rich. They're not even gold-digging because they know it's for one night only. In reality I do some bullshit low-paid office job but I look like the kind of guy who could be getting paid well and I'm smart enough to pull it off too. I usually say I'm a hedge fund manager or something but sometimes I'll go way more out there.

>>29745895
no girl ever asked me anything

>>29746147
Nah, that's not true. Self-proclaimed "daytrader" just means unemployed loser sitting at home all day. Nobody is thinking you're the wolf of wallstreet

>>29746332
Based

>>29753279
sorry doc

>>29754333
>333
Anon I

>>29746192
Dangerously based

>>29754333
Checked. No sweat.

>>29745895
ironically: no

Why are women so stupid yet still so good at finding someone who will pay for their lifestyle?

>>29754809

For every woman landing a wealthy benefactor, there are 3 having babies by Shaquan, Kyle, and Dusty

I say I'm preparing for indian administrative services. It's a codeword for NEET in india.

>>29745895
why would i want to talk to women

>>29746192
Savagely based.

>>29749338
Do it for the tax benefits

>>29749876
You get everything cheaper paying in cash. Financing stuff takes time and money on both sides so the savings are passed on to both sides if you just settle right away.

>>29755231

Not cars... lol

>>29745895
I'll tell her my job: physician

>>29745987
>w*men

>>29755315
Then you're a shit negotiator. Although the cost of acquiring new cars for the dealership these days is so low with all rebates and stupid shit you're right that it's not as useful as it is in real estate.

>>29752933
>it means I spend money to make money

I bring all the girls free tendies from my mcdonalds job. They love me.

>>29745895

Just be good looking and she won't care what you do, she will fuck you anyways.