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>>29739379
>Burgers are waking up
How many times do we have to tell you
We're still awake

>>29739379
and dont you forget it you anglo

Bam...dude no way

>>29739379
>burgers are waking up

It's 3am est you retarded euronigger

lol bam margera became don vito

>>29739409
Dude fix your sleep schedule,not healthy.

how do I short bam

>>29739475
>tfw have to wake up at 3am to get ready to wage

the worst i ever had was after a night of eating a weird combination of...

- a medium sized bag of hawaiian bbq kettle chips, dipped in sour cream
- lots of lifesaver wint-o-greens
- bag of beef jerky
- latte
- bottle of red wine

that shit was rank. normally i don't mind the smell of my own dumps, but this was just putrid, and even my farts seemed to linger in the air forever, overlapping with each other, and almost building up in air concentration over time.

>>29739888

oh, almost forgot, several little debbie star crunches as well

The trick is to go to mcdonalds at night before bed so you can have 3a.m. big mac in bed
#PartyInTheUSA #LateNightMunchies #LETSGOOO

Every time the markets dips its the fuking burgers

>>29739379
>3am
>burgers are waking up

>>29740099
I saw Sergey at a McDonald's in Estonia this morning. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for LINK or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “HODL?” but he kept cutting me off and going “HODL? HODL? HODL?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my 3 Happy Meals, and I heard him jiggle as I walked off. When I came up front to order more Happy Meals I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Big Macs in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, token not needed, just use a JSON parser.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the Big Macs and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and jiggled at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each Big Mac and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>29740265
I'm awake for all "global awakening hours" except on the weekends because I don't want to go insane. Also, fucking europoors stop dumping every morning when you wake up. I'm looking at you slavniggers and the broken denizens of the islamic caliphate of bongistan