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fuck reddit fuck niggers fuck trannys fuck jannys

>>29731033
Checked and extremely based. Greenlight

>>29730962
JPM 1/21/22 $45 STRIKE PUTS, GET IN WHILE YOU CAN NERDS.
going to go up 11,000% not even meming, screencap this you absolute faggots

4chan wont let me post images my IP range is fucking banned for some god damn dumb reason probably because I was posting password hashes in images and tranny jannies got

someone explain to me why everything is crashing. explain like I'm a retard

FUTURES
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What roboadvisor is good for my parents to throw money into without thinking too much

I was gonna steer them towards Wealthfront or Marcus Invest

>Futures
DEAR GOD WHEN WILL THIS SUFFERING END

Are you guys really thinking the big dip is coming? Or are you just memeing? I can't tell if I'm in danger

I’m long vol for a very long time.

Insane risks are palatable but you need to understand the game otherwise you have a very high likelihood of total destruction.

Stay long vol short dollars.

>>29731074
>going to go up 11,000% not even meming, screencap this you absolute faggots

And what is your thesis?

me in 9 hours

>>29731108

It's coming, move everything to SQQQ/UVXY/TECS

>>29731108
I think it's coming but i'll hold, I'm in SPACs and I dno't want to miss the announcement or merger for them so here I sit, all fucked up

Im sorry boys but its going to be blood red tomorrow as well. Rates are going up gtfo of equities for the next week.

>>29731058

>>29730962
Sorry, we already had the roaring 10's. This decade is only suffering.

Why the fuck is /pmg/ such a fucking laughing stock on this board? You have able bodied young men getting their ticket to freedom sapped away by men like Dave Ramsey and Peter Schiff.

While they daydream of black swan events that bring us back to era of mercantalism...

>>29731108
>él no sabe

I'm moving my entire 401k into leveraged ETFs and meme stocks

>>29731129
Take a fucking gander at the JPM ticker on trading view, fundamentals its ready for a dump.

Also inflation is coming, I am already up 70% from yesterday, diamond hands.

SOXL bros its over isn't it?

>>29730962
Ahem. I'm going into UCO, BTC, GUSH. If market crashes I'll recover before most. If inflation happens commodities will be safe. Fuck you niggers and fuck anyone who isnt playing SQQQ

i dont feel so good moon bros

>>29731155
bro im GOING to fill my 1700s warship with gold. fuck you

>>29731080
Retarded people like you started investing.

>>29731155
It's a filter.

Reminder to eat egg for a happy and healthy body while trading.

GME raped my mother and fucked my wife

just buy leveraged short ETFs dumbasses, this is an amazing opportunity

How’s the CLF tranny?

>>29731033
Ok there Shlomo
Don't you think you're missing someone?

>>29731255
short banks like JPM or ETFs for sick gains, 3-12 months out.

>>29731187
Lol thats what I'm doing with my roth ira. I hope i can get in with this next giant dip.

I miss when talking about how strong your hands were wasn't reddit.

Hello CLF tranny/

SOXL has pushed it.... INTO MY FUCKING EYES

how can it keep going down

>>29731264
41%

>>29731155
all Goldbugs are morons. No exceptions. Theyre honestly more retarded than niggers, maybe

>>29731108
If it drops another 400 points, this dip technically turns into a "Correction", as it will be 10% off the top. 20% off the top is officially a Bear Market. Stocks will rebound up real hard soon enough. September was annoying as well, remember

>>29731114
Delta is .45, with implied volatility at 150% but right now its just following the market.

>>29731108
>he thinks these greedy kike boomers would let that happen.
>we are bullrun till Armageddon

When you learn that futures mean absolutely nothing. We will be green tomorrow because its pay day and its stimulus pass day and we were already red for 2 weeks. Its time to buy more.

Whatever happens tomorrow I'm getting shittered and ordering popeyes.

>>29731240
I will make some soft boiled eggs tomorrow and say a prayer for soxl bros

>>29731336
Wall Street needs to shake out the Robinhooders by crashing everything. Once they get liquidated the bull run will resume. At least that’s what I like to tell myself.

>>29731361
I don't remember september being this bad

I sold everything

Somebody post a cat to make me feel better

>>29731080
im just laughing at the newfags who are experiencing their first market correction and just learning the hard way what risk management is

>>29731419
None of thats gonna happen. But, I think we might have a repeat of last week or market just fards and shidds all day.

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

10 yr or the dollar needs to die. But not both. I don't have enough pink wojacks yet for that.

>>29731074
>open interest 0
why would you lie?

>>29731344
Being more retarded than a nigger is a tall order

>>29731439
Hmm, I think it was, but I'm not going to back and check. I seem to remember it lasted for 3 weeks, though. No matter, March was definitely worse than this. We'll rebound, we always do.

>>29731439
Look at QQQ 6 month chart

>>29731420
Based. I will as well. Because next week is my last week for wfh. They want everyone back in the office for no reason other than to make sure we are doing work. I am going to quit soon and try to get a job at IBM

Whats with the scuttlebutt about a CCIV squeeze?

Those retail traders who FOMO'd in last week can't afford to buy shit, half of them probably got margin called.

>>29731438
Sounds about right.

>>29731511
>reddit week stocks

fuck off

HWAHT TE FUCK NASDUMP FUTUS CRASHING 12700 BROKE IT'S FUCKING OBER 11800 EXT WEEK

>>29731361
>>29731439
I dont remeber it being this bad either. But maybe I just had good solid picks. I think nio was ramping up still then. Now nio is crashing. I was holding long from 9 average. I guess I just keep holding.

>>29731198
That nigger Biden hit us hard but we will be back by march when earnings are released

>>29731108
Literally just fucking learn to Hold and not sell. all I do in corrections is buy ze dip.

>>29731520
robinhood indicates 1,382 open interest you faggot on 1/21/22 JPM $45 strike

>>29731468

Holy fuck look at the nikkei

>Black Friday followed by Black Monday
The market is literally getting raped

>>29731529
>>29731439
>>29731531
Alright, I went back and looked. In September, QQQ fell over 10%. We haven't fallen 10% yet with QQQ this run. Nothing to worry about, new friends - but this is why people who have been investing more than a year or two will tell you not to put all your money into memes

HOW TH FUCK IS IT LEAGAL TO HAVE 3 4% DOWN DAYS IN ONE WEEK WHAT HE FUCK JUST GIVE US A 5% GREEN DAY ALREADY

game is over guys i hope you sold all assets. best of luck.

DON'T LOSE HOPE GTE BROS

Don't lose hope GTEbros

https://www.modernreaders.com/news/2021/02/25/gran-tierra-energy-inc-gte-to-tsegte-price-target-increased-to-c1-15-by-analysts-at-bmo-capital-markets.html

Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/E6PMUcVh

Transcript of the earnings call

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/gran-tierra-energy-inc-gte-q4-2020-earnings-call-transcript/ar-BB1e1wMp?ocid=uxbndlbing

Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/LcMxcqn6

>>29731468

>>29731155
I just like the rocks...

>>29731468
My kitter

>>29731344
Seethe & cope, moshe. Pmg is the whitest board on the planet and the one with the highest moral ground, highest frenship, best memes and highest IQ posts. It's not by chance we became the most popular general on 4cuck.

But it's normal our success breed some controversy, thanks to our big brains we were able to be foretelling the future, and now we are the only ones left on this board not getting totally PINKed and JUSTed.
If anything, YOU are the nigger, niggerjew.

>>29731438
>Shake out
People keep saying this and it never reads as anything but crypto-investors trying to cope with the stock market. You think hedge funds try to "shake out" retail investors? You're not even on their radar.

>>29731661
>robingoy

>>29731531
Still doesnt look as bad. Remember higher bond prices means inflation is more likely. Also I dont remember the entire market being this terrible. Yes the NASDAQ shit itself but boomer stocks didnt get fucked this badly

>>29731700
no

Oh my God it’s actually over this time.

I’m going to be bagholding for a decade

The more I read into Palantir the more it looks like a scam.

>futures red
>vix red

why?

>futures

Still learning about options

>The buyer of a call option has the right, but not the obligation, to purchase the item
>The buyer of a puts options has the right, but not the obligation, to sell the item

Then if I buy puts, who will buy the commodity if I exercise my right to sell it? It sounds like both parties can choose not to do anything or demand that the transaction goes though

>>29731715
Is he playing on top, and sad on the bottom because his friend is gone. He looks so sad

Reopen this country nigga on God. Deadass need ma folio to rise g. My ass bettin we can control that inflation if we open up nigga

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ROARING 20s??!!!

MY PORTFOLIO IS BLOOD RED!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>29731731
I’m not a cryptofag but I am trying my best to cope. Leave me alone.

>>29731679
No...

>>29731361
This is a lot worse than September.

>>29731803
based ironicposter at it again

>>29731698
I'm not in meme stocks sir. I'm all in on boomer stocks and oil. I'll take your advice though because I'm retarded zoomer who's relatively new into investing(been here since 2019). Still gonna put money into oil though

>>29731752
The DOW hit a new ATH yesterday. Boomer stocks are doing fine

>>29731679
More like the Nik-not-ok

man I wish I was here during the chink flu selloff

I know you guys can’t hear my but I’m screaming

>>29731700
we're you not in oil?

>>29731715
Fuck you

>>29731713

>>29731837
Look: >>29731698
Your individual picks might have done better back then, but overall, Nasdaq did worse in Sept.

the sweet smell of circuit breakers in the morning

>>29731074
For proofs, link images to external site

>>29731808
>Then if I buy puts, who will buy the commodity if I exercise my right to sell it?
The guy who sold the put

On every call and put is a two party contract, one guy who bought it and one guy who sold it. The act of exchanging the premium creates a binding contract that allows the buyer the right to exercise the contract at any time.

remember your training

Niggas is stressed

>>29731815
the great depression came early, get your ration cards ready

>>29731938
They didn't listen last time, they won't listen this time. Any drop, and they think it's the end of the world

>>29731439
I was all in GME at the time, so my fate depended entirely what the stock did.

>>29731752
>still doesn't look as bad
Okay, well it was zoom zoom. Enjoy the rest of your first assfucking.

Nigga yo dawg bro what do. My 56 racks turned into 37 racks in two weeks wtf nigga

I'm gonna get fucked off TQQQ tomorrow jesus christ look at futures

>>29731361
this is literally covid march 2020 bad, remember, not September bad.
everything was red on the heat map in march and there were no safe havens like now.

>>29731808
if you sell a call or put. and dont want to be exercised on the stocks. you have to buy the contract back. sometimes you can buy it back cheaper, sometimes you have to buy it back more expensive.

If you're still here penny annon >>29728762

stacklet here >>29727362

Will I make it ?

Pic related - it's from Thursday

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

k i'm out sleep tight peepss.

Here something to keep your pee pee hard.

>>29731938
>>29731958
>buying le dip when the market is crashing below march 2020 levels and staying there for 5 years

Keep on trucking.

>>29731904
Wow, you're matching the benchmark simple, conservative portfolio of 100% short-dated, OTM calls on RIOT.

Remember not to risk more than you can afford to lose!

>>29731938
This. Those rebounds are hard upside movements, just as the slides are hard downside. Tail risk getting fatter, structural market issues, increased vol, etc. Operation Twist 2 incoming if it actually gets bloody, anyway.

>>29731938
Reminder this bald man dropped his bags on you

>>29730962
how are you guys making money right now? are you shorting or loaded on puts? or are you just weathering the losses hodling?

what am i doing wrong all my stocks are deep red and they are supposed to be good shit they arent memes

>>29732013
the NASDAQ fell further in September than it has so far in Feb

>>29732060
Lol yeah anon. I remeber, my 1.50c expires May and August for gte. I haven't put in more than I care to lose

Yo all I wanted to be was a six figa nigga and them markets crashing g. Always putting a get money nigga down whenever they can

>>29732055
>the market is crashing below march 2020 levels and staying there for 5 years
this is exceedingly unlikely and you've said the same thing for every dip since March 2020

Its over its over its all fallen apart
Soxl bros we will be sub one hundres before the weeks even over..

>>29731715

Tell me you didn't piss yourself and sell CRBP, anon.

You thought the dump was over? Funny but no, the dump hasn't even started yet

>>29732129
Markets are heavily biased against the black man.

Only safe haven is to buy and hold NACP.

I dont even care about making money. I just want a female broker to call up in the mornings. but to get that I need to make a lot of money.

>>29732140
No. I will buy more tomorrow. Hopefully I can get 2 shares sub 450

>>29732129
that's it i'm selling everything

>>29732106
You average down with the dip? You can still make bull plays in a bear market. Look for shit that oversold.

>>29731800
the CEO looks like an untrustworthy batshit faggot if ive ever seen one

>>29732106
Hold for the full duration of your time-frame, or until your investment thesis changes based on new information. Hopefully, that means longer than five days.

>>29732055
>t. drama queen
Pull yourself together and stop panicking

>>29732007
young nigga move dat dope

>>29731852
You sound like a tight twink zoomer who needs his anal cherry popped.

>>29732106
I'm just holding anon...and its fucking painful. I've lost a lot. I will buy more tomorrow

>>29730962
>Reminder

>>29731661
Lol I just looked on yahoo finance. The only way it would go up 11000% is if JPM fucking went to $10 which would be over a -90% drop. You're from pmg aren't you?

>>29732129
Show EBT card or GTFO

>>29731466
i sold allot but gonna sell the rest on open. i am done pink wojacking.

>>29731715
Oof

Buying SQQQ tonight is basically guaranteed to print right?

NOT AGAIN I JUST WANT A GOOD GREEN DAY GUYS

>>29732168
this bobo speaks nothing but the truth. hold on to your butts, the time to buy will be just a little while longer....

I intend to wake up to futures being -3% tomorrow before market opens so my soxl dumps 50% in a day

>>29730962
AAAAAAAAAAA SELL SELL SELL SELL!!!

>>29732173
I’m finna tell these whitebois it’s racist if they ain’t buy NACP have that bald head bozo bezo drop some bands in that etf

>>29731679
Mother of god...

>>29732020
Anon, that anon you are asking said he was not penny anon.
>>29728847

>>29732129
nobody ever said pimpin was easy my nigga keep that head straight and those blunts twisted. holla

>>29732012
Naw dawg. dont even trip dat shit gonna go back up. Dont let the white man keep you down. Just do what us kang's do and double down on our bad decisions. Just buy the dip nigga

>>29732260
Why would you sell anon you are already selling in a dip. You should be buying all the way down then you will be happy when everything rebounds.

>>29731155
>hold crypto, foreign currency, stocks, and silver
You know there is lots of ways to keep yourself financially secure, it's not a competition

we fucking forgot about jewish holidays
purim was yesterday

>>29732286
Those are henceforth banned

>>29732317
Kek

>>29732283
Plz respond. I need to provide for my various exotic pets

i wish i could grab some sqqq now

>le epic bond yield spookout
Holy shit you fucking white vampire autists get scared so easily, fucks sake.

Buy CRBP.

>>29731927
OK, so eventually, if I buy a put, I will have to sell it again down the line?

>bought at the literal top

>>29731679
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>29732360
*began yesterday

>>29732249
These are the best fucking moments what are you talking about?

>>29732055
you said that on march 16 and september 23. I bought the dip

>>29732283
Unless the market reverses like last friday

Should I buy SNDL and ZOM or UVXY?

>>29731679
now look at the hang seng

>>29732119
then I would put a support line on sept and hope it wont go below that. if it holds, thats your buy signal.
I sold everything yesterday and 3 days ago except MET and GOLD. I would advise to not buy anything at all and ready your money to buy the big dip.

>>29732249
>>29732106
>>29730962


Ive already cut my losses and am ready to put into SOXL tomorrow, think that shut pumps to 700+ by end of march.

NVDA has already been raised from 600 to 700 one pajeet raised it to 800.


INTC was about a break its 52 week high awhile ago so once things back to normal I think i get 30% yield if I buy tomorrow, which would recoup most of my losses, maybe even slight profit if it pumps to 750. Keep in mind AMD/TSM will also probably pump sooner or later

>>29731679

oh no no 30000 bros we got too cocky

>>29732419
Well the problem is I have been buying every week. So instead of buying bigly tomorrow I can only buy a normal amount. Because I'm already all in.

This nigga right here finna sell his weed stocks and start pushing it nigga.

>>29731679
Oh, no
no no no

>>29732383
It's a good way to get BTFO by the Jewish reversal.

Anyone else gonna get some ivp tomorrow? Not sure when I want to get in for the merger

desu if the chinks and gooks are getting bogged harder than us im good with it

>>29732305
If digits, reversal of US futures in the next two hours.

>>29732038
women dont do it for me anymore only contemplating my death and extinction and the blackness of none existence does it for me now

>>29732480
But surely it looks like tomorrow that won't happen right? Not on a Jewish holiday?

These Jewish niggas false bro. We the real hebrew niggas. Theys usin dem tricks to mess with your mind.

>>29732416
Thats creepy af

>>29732283

yes

bros.....tell me the NASDAQ is going to open green

>>29732527
I'm 60% in nio.

>>29732574

>>29732401
"Lose more money on my pajeet scam"

>>29731240
Based.

If you eat carbs for breakfast you buy the top confirmed

pink ID means that the market ends tomorrow
no further elaboration required

>>29732574
It will if you're color blind

>>29732561
How you think a smart charismatic nigga like me not a billionaire but scholomo the baby dick suckin homo is?

>>29731679
>>29732454
>Japanese stocks have managed to breach another psychological barrier -- the 1,800 mark on the broader Topix index, a level known by some investors as "the iron coffin lid." Investors have come close to pushing the lid open during periodic rallies over the years, but it never lifted until this month.
-https://asia.nikkei.com/Spotlight/The-Big-Story/Is-Japan-s-stock-market-rally-for-real2

>>29732538
If digits, futures plummet even more in the next two hours

Burry is tweeting doom again

>>29732625
It won't end tomorrow. It will end Monday.

>>29732416
Same, I timed a buy in to a potential pump at the start of the day like the last week, ended up with bags that cost the same as the day's opening price.

>>29732412
Nope. You could just let it expire, or exercise it.

>>29732401
Yup, totally buying some trash stock that can't break $3 with some literal who ETF bought them. Going all in premarket.

>tfw nearly all cash
What to buy, friends? More UUUU?

buy the dip tomorrow

>implying the money line can go down
Did you fuckers learn nothing from april

>>29732568
The guy is actually relatively handsome when he's not doing that face kek, then he turns into a frog chink.
>>29732611
The run for CRBP is likely to start again next week. And same with the overall market, hold what you have is my recommendation.

Guys I need your help and autism. I have a fever over 100 and I’m scared I have Covid

>Live with parents in questionable health. They are 72-73
>they got the first vaccine about 16 days ago
>I put on my N95 and sprayed down the kitchen with rubbing alcohol
Super cleaned my hands before I touched anything.

Help me out here. I’m in my room and I told my parents NOT to go down the hall and enter any room on my side of the house. Give me your autism and advice.

>>29732654
Good for the Japs on their rally, desu

>>29732675
That's all he does

>>29731074
Extremely based

>>29730962
EVERYTHING IS FUCKING OVER.

The yield curve has predicted every bigdick crash. Every time the yield curve inverts and subsequently recovers it has spelled a goddamn disaster monster crash. AND IT'S SHARPLY RECOVERING RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. IT'S GODDAMN HAPPENING. You better have some downside hedging right now cause this shit will go 50% at least.

Aii yoi niggas talk too much. Dubs and the market is green

>>29732106
>how are you guys making money right now?
Working a desk job with a 70k salary.

Unironically its over. The report tomorrow will show inflation and the printers will be turned off.

>>29732331
hmmm, maybe you are right, i should be glad i already got ~40% out, and there is nothing really wrong with what i am holding just retarded selloffs. only thing i am worried about is SRAC. idk why it is being hit particularly hard this week.

>>29732739
Rooting for you, friend.

>>29732740
Anon, I...

BOBO HAVE MERCY, PLEASE , MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Global financial meltdown
Thanks Biden

>>29732709
Everyone always forgets about the other YuYuYu...

>>29731679
>mfw bought mufg and smfg calls during the pandemic
>sold them on tuesday to buy the dip

I didn't have enough money to buy enough to really make it worth it but I got a little bit out of it. I would buy them now if it didn't fuck mup my plan and they hadn't already almost reached their 5 yr high.

Most of the SEA stuff dealing with the USA is going through them and they have opened up to crypto too. It was a hidden headline but Buffet bought into Japan during the pandemic as well.

>>29732784
I don't know Anon, that's not a very good chart.

>>29732784
What if it is lie the mid-80s or late-90s one, though?

>>29732654
Why can't the Japs have gains?

>>29732739
just like any other time you are sick, stay in your room and rest. you will be mostly fine in 2-3 weeks.

>29731155
>different board
>different topic
>same "ha ha <general thread> is bad let's mock them with canned images/filenames and focus grouped text" strategy
>same Pepes
Take notes, faggots. This is a paid org that was telling people to support Biden now telling you to not buy PMs.

>>29732826
Don't worry, bro. If it happens, they'll just blame it on Trump.

>>29732803
These are my supplies. What do ya think lol. How long will this last

>>29732784
But the yield curve is right-side up?

>>29731468
Here’s my kot anon she says futures don’t matter the markets green tomorrow

>>29732784
Should I be ready to jump out of a building tomorrow or do you think it will take until next week?

>>29732739
Hey retard if you have a 100 fever do you have chest congestion. Stop hyper ventilating and breath slow and deep and see if your lung crackle.

Would buying SNDL, ZOM, UVXY and SQQQ tomorrow and holding, be smart money?

>>29732885
divine punishment for thinking 1 sq meter of the imperial palace is worth more than the entire NYC

>>29732106
I work at a hospital for an amazing pay of $12.25 per hour. I jut want to watch the world burn down or get nuked at this point.

>>29732892
I don’t care about being sick. I don’t even feel bad. I really don’t want to give it to my folks. They are old. I’m scared

>>29732919
Anon. You need more saltines

>>29732940
I’m literally fine. I’m worried bout my folks

I'm closing my portfolio and looking at it again March 15
If I'm not back up I'M GONNA FUCKING KMS

>>29732360
Does it mean yids are going to keep dumping bags on goyim?

i dont have enough lube for what's going to happen tomorrow

I need to hedge with a single 2K put against the rest of my 30K portfolio
which company is the most overvalued and will fall the most in a total market crash?
MVIS?

>>29732739
trust me, this place is not the right place to get advice
i think some newer studies show that the vaccine does have significant efficacy after the 1st dose if that's any comfort

but if you really want to be safe, block the vent in your room as well.. make sure someone's knocking and checking up on YOU as well
Early on through the pandemic one of my distance relatives was told to isolate at home (old nurse) and they just found her dead in her room suddenly

>>29733022
I haven't looked at my portfolio for 4 days now. I'm just here for the violence

>>29733049
Just buy a sqqq call

Yo is that stim check Finna make the markets go up?

>>29733027
yes it's part of their rituals.

>>29733002
Retard you asked for help now do what youre told.

>sold SQQQ calls today for 4x
>regretting not holding them until they expire
>have $7k just sitting there from the sale waiting to be put back into SQQQ short term

Guys...should I do it? Should I risk it for a biscuit?

>>29732784
The crash already happened in March. They used an exogenous event to cover for the building issues in the economy and capital markets. The Fed will step in again, if necessary, if things get out if hand. There's too much damage to the economy already to risk otherwise. They've stated as much.

>>29733049
TSLA
what kind of question is this
literal meme shitstock worth $80 at most
>>29733062
don't look, you're probably down 80% by now
it's a bloodbath

What should I ask the rabbi about for you goyims tomorrow?

>>29733095
I’m a smoker and I’m breathing fine.

Boys, just came home from work... it's over isn't it?

>>29732966
saved

>>29732932
Based and ignorefutures-pilled

>>29732958
>Buying SNDL
Literally never smart money unless you're trying to trick reddit into holding your bags.

Yo Jen psaki look like she give good head.

>>29732716
>Purim
I miss the carnivals. I want some hamentashen.

>>29732919
Breh, just tell them when you are coming to the kitchen, so they can avoid the area, then wear a mask and gloves while you grab some supplies. Otherwise stay in bed, stay hydrated, and chill with us for the next week or two. You got this!

>>29733071
>10x in march
that's pretty tasty actually thanks anon

>>29733127
please find abby shapiro's nudes

Turned 7k into 30k with that GME pump

>>29733127
Ask him why snowbunnys don’t want my dick nigga

Why is shit crashing the exact same date as last year? Are people really so retarded they think things repeat like this, then it just ends up creating a self fulfilling prophecy?

>>29732966
what the fuck do you do at a hospital to only make $12.25? janitor?

>>29733049
I wouldn't touch MVIS with a ten foot pole right now. It's up something like 12x since three months ago with nothing but speculation and maybes fueling the news.

I got in at $2 and cashed out at $19 through covered calls.

>>29733049
TSLA is literally a much cheaper QQQ put with higher upside right now

check this 0
sell everything, praise kuk

>>29733233
that's basically exactly my point, anon

>>29733127
When will they pump the market again?

>>29733229
Prob some poor mid west hospital

>>29733128
dont take fever reducers (ibu, tylenol) until your fever hits 102-3. you need the high heat to kill the virus

>>29733190
based, basically the same except now I'm down to $26k because of the feburary doompening

>>29733002
vitamin C up, and open a window in your room with a fan in it to keep pulling the air from in the house, outwards and not down the hall.

>>29733216
yes, it's the same reason things like fibonacci retracements and elliot waves work more than they deserve to, tail wagging the dog

>>29733229
Close. SPD. And my job can actually kill someone if not done right.

>>29733216
Bond number same as last year! Must mean inflation!
Lumber and copper scary! JPOW will raise rates!!!

>>29733128
Then the covids not causing the feverdont have covid, you have something else. If the fever spikes 100 you are actively battling an infection that is major. If you had a major infection you would also have primary symtoms -- fluids in your lung. Your parents are fine.

>>29732784
It’s about to pull back. I’ll watch what it does after consolidating.

>>29733242

>>29733049
Puts on any ARK fund

>>29733295
Holy shit the memes are compressing onto one another, this is also the one month anniversary of gamestop and the options chain looks like it will never end.

Sold all at market open tuesday before last.
Feeling pretty comfy now

I told you all to sell but no-one listened

>>29733216

>>29733168
>>29733261
>>29733206

>>29733239
I could afford some TSLA as a potential to offset all my losses.

I won't buy it though, because it's a garbage stock, being that expensive without a dividend

>>29733098
>March was 'The Crash'
HAHA IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW BAD THINGS REALLY ARE. The fed can't stop this without congress. They can't go to congress pre-emptively without causing a panic. The disaster will happen, THEN the fed will come.

>>29733216
Things are crashing because bonds are selling off due to expectations of increased inflation and interest rate hikes/QE tapering in the future. The markets don't believe the Fed when they say that it will be transitory, sector or asset specific price increases due to supply-demand imbalances. So, they'll play chicken with the Fed until the markets get their way, again, or we feel better about the risk premium with the new rate levels.

I think everybody is making a big deal out of nothing. I'm still purchasing more of those ark funds and tech stocks, and i'm definitely not selling my soxl.. I still have my gookfu and there is nothing that can stop me. I can beat this market. You guys are all worried about a crush in the bond markets?

Why are bond markets so important? WE ARE SEEING DUMPING OF BONDS! PEOPLE ARE SELLING BONDS! the truth is nobody is buying bonds, inflation rate projected is not in line with wall street and the market... the free market and the federal reserve bank are in disagreement, and janet yellen is saying we have to give niggers free money and more gibs... so much money, overr 2 billion for opening up schools. enough money to give every studen a hepafilter machine and facemasks and hand sanitizers... it's literally just unions fucking the god damn federal government. we have to say no! fuck you! how qualified do you need to be to a fucking grade school teacher. im sure the job is difficult. i would hate to be surrounded by screaming kids that want to kill each other, and then you got the fucking parents. but the damn stimulus bill has $2300 for each fucking kid in school.... and i mean it's so much pork, so much spending... please why don't we stand back against these unions... the fucking police, firefighters, airlines, and other first responders and essential services are not allowed to strike, mean while teachers claim they are essential, but they strike, and then do you think that 23 hundred per student is going to help students? no read the fucking bill.

WHAT HTEE FUCK WAS THAT

>>29733396
Then why dont you have sqqq or other reverse funds?

Futures, please reverse. Jerome, please save us and print more money. Congress, please pass the stimulus. Hedgies, please buy.

Please, this crash is crushing me, what little I have, what little I worked for. Give me a break please. Let me have a win so I can have a stack high enough to daytrade so I can actually maneuver funds as I need, all I am asking. Please don't fuck me over at 23k and send me down to 16k and now even further down, let me join the club please.

so SQQQ calls or TSLA puts to hedge against portfolio crash?

>>29733279
Yea its fucking crazy. GME basically pulled my account back up, rest of my portfolio was down 9k just today but its all in stocks so it will recover.

>>29731320
Holy shit this looks exactly like the MCDC chart before the rugpull. Could it be?

Why do people think that we're going to crash given that the Covid crash looked fucking scary?

>>29733437
fuck it! ima get married and live a happy life.

>>29733379
This is the answer

>>29733396
I sold but then started buying again, I think I'm addicted

>>29732739
>>29732973
Calcifediol if they haven't been keeping up their vitamin D, then trawl PubMed or arxiv or your favorite research portal for fluvoxamine, ivermectin, ambroxol + HCQ (gotta be dual administration), and nicosamide. Like with stocks, DYOR.

But anyone dying of The COVID at this point just needs to get their shit together.

>>29733297
that seems low for that type of work. hospitals are such a scam to work for. my gf is a nurse and left hospitals altogether because you are always overworked and underpaid, unless you go all the way and become a doctor.

How long will this go on? I'm thinking of buying another set of SQQQ calls. I need advice.

>>29733469
Bought SQQQ but chickened out lol
Worried if I didn't have the timing good SQQQ decay would destroy me

>>29733388
I shorted gamestop this morning but only for an hour and took profits, that option chain is legitimately scary, GME retards dont know what an enterprising hedge fund could do with that if they had some capital to try to force a gamma squeeze

>>29733442
>PEOPLE ARE SELLING BONDS
Yes, this is why the yields are rising. The accepted story that newspapers are shilling right now as an explanation doesn't make any sense

>futures
>nikkei
>hang seng

>>29732739
which country are you in, and what vaccine did they get? some of the shitter ones only gives 10% immunity

use different utensils/wet wipes and use them on eveything you breath on. Also use a different sink and try to keep your toothbrush somewhere else

starting to look like the 10Y bond is actually an inverse nasdaq fund kek

>>29731155
Found the kike

If you have good stocks then hold and buy more. Everything will come back up eventually.

>>29733295
Kinda wish I got more then 2 SPY puts today. Sold on that first major spike down for 200%, but was too much of a pussy to try and play the bounce. Gonna try again tomorrow.

>>29733548
Fucking truth. Going to school right now to get out of the medical field due to the terrible experience. Doctors make all the money.

>>29733422
I meant puts, not longs. TSLA puts have higher volume, more upside, and are cheaper than most QQQ puts

>>29733480
is this a real photo? i could see some billionaire putting shit like that all over the city to trigger selling so he could just buy cheap stocks and then watch it pump a month later.

>>29733615
TMV is the new SQQQ. Pass it on.

>>29733442
>I think everybody is making a big deal out of nothing. I'm still purchasing more of those ark funds and tech stocks, and i'm definitely not selling my soxl.. I still have my gookfu and there is nothing that can stop me. I can beat this market. You guys are all worried about a crush in the bond markets?
My baggot filters reads this as "do the exact opposite" of everything said here. Thanks, baggot I'm selling my tech/SOXL tomorrow.

>>29733609

I think I've been spoiled by getting into futures watching during the March crash. A fraction of a percent down doesn't faze me at all, even though I think the market activity is pretty serious.

Good morning

>>29731198
Yep, silicon is dead, we're going back to vacuum tubes

>>29732739
wear a mask around the house. keep distance to your folks. open your windows to allow air circulation in your room. prep your own meals. dont share utensils. get them some vit c + d supplements for your folks. put a towel underneath your door to block air outflow. name of the game is limit droplets flow.

>>29733570
I doesn't matter if it makes sense, so long as it gets the desired result. Either it does, and everyone's happy except Powell, or it doesn't, and we get a little pain while the big money readjusts.

>>29733396
I had a dream on that fucking day where someone said "correction" and I chose to do nothing about it,

>>29733396
people have posted to SELL SELL SELL every day for the past 6 months anon

>>29732973
They probably gave it to you after they got (((vaccinated)))

>>29733712
>NOT A CRASH
>ONLY A CORRECTION
>CONFIRMED BY ANON'S DREAM RESEARCH

>>29733444
Checked, green dildo rises if albeit temporary

>>29733736
I don't care, those people were retards
I said sell, at the right time. And sold, at the right time

>>29732919
Goto the store you retard and buy a multipurpose cleaner and some wet wipes. buy some rubbing alcohol to dose the wet wipes to improve effectiveness, its what I do to wipe down any groceries when I bring them home.

IT'S FUCKING OVER SELL EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>29733570
no... there was an auction for the 7 year there were no buyers... the truth is people with their finger on the pulse of this shit realize the shock paddles aren't coming fast enough, and are worried about the strength of the USD... When half the country honestly believes biden won't finish his term. They think he's dementiad, or what ever.. uhh you hedge your shit. you end up in global funds, more risk, but you're hedging vs the us president dying or being removed from office... this is bad, guy says nigger in front of a world stage, and uhh no media reporting. even if it was a gaff, or fumble. truth is the american people deserve to know how feeble and weak their leader is. I still believe trump is our president.

Vix futures are down more than any of the indices, green day tomorrow confirmed.

>>29733697
Raytheon used to make those. Imagine RTX becoming the new TSM.

>>29733822
>>29733822
>>29733822
>>29733822
>>29733822

>>29733802
It's not volatile if everything is dumping.

>>29733778
>DROP in ID

>>29733800
>guy says nigger in front of a world stage
Ay yo, hol' up

>>29733800
>7 year auction
>no buyers
That was shit. But, even short duration saw movements in yield today. It wasn't just the failed 7 year auction that spooked people, though it didn't help.

>>29733800
source on Biden saying nigger? Nobody is reporting on it but that's not surprising

>>29731938
Every day TQQQ gets lower, I add more, master

>>29732837
what stocks would the heroes buy

>>29733437
buy the dip

>>29731654
>not playing a BWR Vamp Commander
ngmi