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29717024 No.29717024 [Reply] [Original]

Buckle up bros. This is the only advice I'm ever gonna give until we hit 250k. You have until tomorrow before you get screwed.

How to prepare:

>Tether Up. Dai Up.
>Sell ERC20s that lost ETH value
>Buy the dip

Wait until April to decide to buy tokens again. This advice doesn't include Cardano, Polkadot, AVAX etc. Any ETH competitors and new cryptos should be analyzed individually.

-Unibless!

>> No.29717606

>>29717024
Suck my fuckin swan neck bear nigger

>> No.29717821

>>29717606
Jerks like you just provide liquidity to the winners.

>> No.29717924

BTC will dump and alts will gain in sats, "alt season" will be shorter than previous cycles and BTC will rebound around may and continue a slow and steady run to 100K by oct-nov before going parabolic straight to 300K.

>> No.29717978

or just hold your stack for a year so you can pay capital gains instead of your normal income tax rate

>> No.29718107

>>29717024
>shows rebound to 55k
>Tether up. Dai Up

>> No.29718200

>>29717024
retard

>> No.29718340
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29718340

>tether up
>dai up

>> No.29718803

>>29718340
wtf are you on retard? any smart crypto strategy involves locking in your profits.

>> No.29718983

>>29717024
>bro just short your entire position and buy back in when it's 4x the original price you bought in at and pay taxes
Or ya know just hodl???

Its okay. Youre just a larping newfag. Let it go to 30k. I bought in at 11k.

>> No.29719165

>>29717606
The world needs bag holders i guess. Sometimes i have to remind myself when i read dumbshit posts like yours or a friend tells me the same. If it wasnt for you people i literally wouldnt have made it. THANK YOU BAG HOLDERS OF THE WORLD!!!

>> No.29719175

>>29717924
Alts only go up when bitcoin crabs

>> No.29719857
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29719857

>>29717024
My god man.
Listen you normie fuckwits, just keep your BTC or ETH, we will be on a jupiter mission in 8 months. Keep dollar cost averaging as we go down and stack the BTC/ETH. Buying stablecoins is literally the worst thing you can do, even if your precious BTC goes to 18k it will still be worth more than the useless USD.

>> No.29719934

>>29717924
I kinda see this.

>> No.29720147

>>29719857
>even if your precious BTC goes to 18k it will still be worth more than the useless USD.
If it goes to 18k and you sold now you can have more than double the BTC you have now.

>> No.29720243
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29720243

>selling in a bull market
>selling

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29720307

>>29718803
>lock in your profits

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29720448

check'em

>> No.29720669

>>29719175
what do you think it's gonna do when it dumps retard? moon?

>> No.29720899

>>29720669
>Sell 1 BTC now for $47k
>Buy 2.61 BTC with the $47k when BTC is worth $18k each

>> No.29721269
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29721269

>>29720243
>posting an inferior costanza

>> No.29721371

>>29717024
the true floor is the 50 day moving average sitting at 41k, not this fud

>> No.29721426

>>29721269
>dissing the classics
ISHYGDDT

>> No.29721484

>>29720243
Bull market is over

>> No.29721510

>oh boy I hope bitcoin crashes to 30k so I can finally be able to afford a whole bitcoin
Said no one

>> No.29721591

>>29721371
its gotta revert to the 100 sometime

>> No.29721691

>>29717924
Delusion at it's finest

>> No.29721890

>>29717024
anon i keep 15% cash and securable assets for this very purpose

>> No.29721947

>>29718340
nice taxes, anon

>> No.29722023

Corrections usually fall to the last previous ATH which would be 20k. Won't quite hit 20k, I'd buy at 22k or so

>> No.29722073

>>29717024
I'm not saying you're wrong but your memelines dont even make sense trend-wise. By your parabola we are going to experience an absolute singularity after $200k in a matter of months

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29722155

>>29719857

This.

Imagine having the absolutely KEKED mentality of "escaping" to US Dollars, which are being diluted with newly printed dollars worse even the shitcoin scams.

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29722193

uhhhh I panicked and sold at $45k... are we coming back?

>> No.29722244

>>29721484
yeah over here baby, lets go. BULL IS BACK IN TOWN

>> No.29722284

>>29722193
Of course.. in about a year.

>> No.29722332

>>29717024
>Based unicult member

but no, you dont tether at the bottom.

>> No.29722379

>>29717024
REBUY AT WITHIN RANGE $34k TO $35k

>> No.29722541
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29722541

>>29722244
checked and gottempilled

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29723761

>>29717606
Based

>> No.29723973

Is there a legitimate chance this breaks 40k? Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't there massive support there? If there's a strong chance this dips below 40k I'll lessen my purchases for now and buy in huge when the moment is right.

>> No.29724046

>>29717924
>alts going up while BTC dumps
you must be new here