/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29712047
I hate Lum. Post Shamiko.

>anon, which one of us do you like more?

SOXL fags why

You had a bad day
Line went down
You buy a few SOXS just to turn it around

I'm financially ruined

they say the market will crash
and that fills me with dread
'cause that might be the day
i shoot myself in the head

what do i buy to profit from the impending war with iran?

https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/1365089916284239874

Hey guys I'm going to go long TLT long bonds it's the stupidest thing I can think of what could go wrong?

>down 12%
yep time to close this app until next month

So what are we thinking for tomorrow, boys? A recovery from today? It doesn't make sense for things to continue to be deep red tomorrow unless this is a market sell off.

>Red Dawn tomorrow, g-guys?

>NASDAQ FUTRES DOWN 1%
>VXX UP TO 50
>JEROME ANNOUNCING THE END OF QE
ITS ALL OVER
COMMUNISM IS THE ONLY SOLUTION

Not even looking at my portfolio tomorrow

>>29712136
But I thought semiconductor go up

You should've just listened and reelected him.

So do we start asking for battletoads at GME again or what?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I barely even have any money but i am financially eviscerated

>>29712152
I have a better idea, TMF
wrinkled brain play only for 140+ IQ: short TMV

I HURT MYSELF TODAY
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL

>>29712047
based OP

IT JUST KEEPS GOING DOWN
PULL UP
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
PULL UP

Looking for advice
Which VIX equity is the best (in your opinion) for shorting VIX and why?
>UVXY
>VXX
>VIXY
>VIXM
?
I've always seen anons posting about UVXY calls/puts, but I'm not sure if it's the best choice out of all of them / if I've been missing something by only doing UVXY
Much appreciated anons

>>29712127
I've always liked Shinobu more. She is cute.

SQQQ is at $15
I think we all know what this means

>>29711892
Everything is tanking today and they missed earnings by two cents. Conference call was super bullish though. Organic growth in every segment, possible M&A, Starlink partnership with Microsoft. 12 Valkyrie in production and Block 2 in planning. Gremlins moving forward as well, and apparently everything about the Mako (pic related) is suddenly classified which sounds bullish to me.

If the dip holds into tomorrow, I'm gonna buy 2023 LEAPs.

>>29712266
>TMF
Yeah might do that instead. If the fed doesn't squash rates the entire market will spiral.

>>29712312
Just buy them all. Fuck it.

>Bought AMC options during the frenzy on Wednesday
>Sold my AMC options right on the opening bell
Easy couple hundred

I've been taking some time off lately, there's too much going on to be here. To all Anons out there, forget everything leading up to yesterday if you must. In the last TWO DAYS ALONE shares sold short are at 45 million. Outstanding shares are 69 million, public float is 20-25 million. That's a short float of 200%+ if you only look at the last 2 fucking days.

Literally every position I have is red and I'm down 20%
Not gonna look at any numbers until next week. Save me, Mai Shiranui's titties!

dip buyers makin ya seethe?
Ive got 20k left for the rest of the fun. you werent trying time the bottom, were you anon?

everyone post gore

Are ya winning, son?
>https://strawpoll.com/y1fbj2du9
https://strawpoll.com/y1fbj2du9
>https://strawpoll.com/y1fbj2du9
https://strawpoll.com/y1fbj2du9

/smg/ daily gains poll

last digit odd and today was the last red day for two weeks

GTE bros and CTRM bros how we feeling?

we got too cocky SU bros

>>29712255
i still have 50% cash ;_; but i never lost this much before because i pulled out and was really cautious last time. i bought some of the dip and then it FUCKING DIPPED AGAIN.
it feels bad.

>>29712241
Fucking retards actually got rid of a president that's sole fucking objective was to get the DOW as high as fucking possible


Any boomer that fell for orange man bad and "muh soul of the nation" gets what they fucking deserve

>>29712331
does the fed really care about markets though?

>>29712406
LUM BRO STOP THIS

>>29712148
Thank you for always drawing the house. It stops me from killing myself after seeing SOXL drop even lower after hours

>>29712280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4H5h-oHvuo

>>29712329
Hahahahahahahaaa!!!!!!!!!

Anyone considering buying the dip? Anyone at all? Anyone?
Anyone thinking institutions are gonna see the 10-year still over 1.5% and buy more stocks after today?

>>29712407
CTRM bro here, feeling bad for holding despite the warning signs

tell me we'll be okay

>>29712406
retard dickhead

>>29712406

>>29712047
10Y at 3% tomorrow? 4%? How bad will this go?

Tesla back to $100 per share?

Is this the passive investing ETF bubble?

Holy shit... Even my BP is tanking. All of you guys are going to get fucking ass raped tomorrow. It's over.

How many of you dumb fags holding SOXL actually think it's going to make you rich? After this week you're going to be holding those bags for a year

>>29712047
Hmmmm TSX.KLY is unfrozen from trading after like 8 months tomorrow

>>29712266
>TMF
When the Fed is the buyer of long duration, why not? Big brain move there.

>>29712400
This classic poll needs a JUST option for days such as this one

> down 3%
> still shit at chess
Why do I even bother?

>>29712241
We tried but they literally cheated him out

>>29712464
No they care about credit especially the spread between AAA corporate and shitty junk bond credit

>>29712406
FUCK

>>29712515
Yes, KTOS dumped with every other tech stock today. Post portfolio, we both know you aren't green today either.

>>29712566
if we hit 2% tomorrow monday will be brutal

WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL

ITS NICE TO SEE YOU ON THIS FINE EVENING, I WOULD RECOMMEND NOT COMING TO THE MARKET TOMORROW IT COULD GET..............COMPLICATED

SP 500 futures testing 3800. Here we go. Buckle up.

>>29712463
cope

After hours doesn't matter, r-right guys

So why did the general opinion of /smg/ change so dramatically on PLTR? All I've heard since it started going down is "meme company", "unscalable", "UI company"... Is it just because /smg/ has to have to the opposite opinion of plebbit or is there something more to it?

>>29712390

>>29712612
Chess is a game for pseuds.

>>29712651
WHY DIDN'T I LIQUIDATE WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE

How low does SOXL have to go before the Lumposters go away?

>>29712682
We said that in the beginning too but rising bull market lifts all stocks.

>>29712665
Dilate and die early.

>>29712437
Happened to me today. Put in a TSM limit order I half expected not to be filled, now it's $1.5 down from that point.

Is it time to bust out the bobos of old?

>>29712705
SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT WILL WAIT FOR THE BOUNCE. SOMETIMES THERE IS NO BOUNCE

>market turns down
>retards buy silver
>silver goes up
Bayhorse has to be the move. I have to buy the dip bros.

Thank fucking god i sold GUSH right before the market closed.

>he thought the dark pool data was real and actually meant something

>>29712329
I need a drop to $20 to get my cost basis under control, using all the cash I'm still willing to invest tomorrow.

To some people, fear is greed.
Come on out boys.
Com out and reap the harvest.

Thankfully I unloaded the last of my bags yesterday by telling everyone to "buy the dip"
>laughing bullish bald man
Don't hate the player, nerds. Hate the game.
*flexes*

Can someone shill me on non American investments? Or ones that operate independently whom aren’t affected by the US dollar.

>>29712682
/smg/ sentiment follows price action, two weeks ago we were overrun by Mommy Cathie posters and now /smg/ is calling her the kiss of death

>>29712507
Sensible cringe

ARKK bags account for over 50% of my current losses. Should I cut it loose? I won’t be green until it gets back to the 150s

dot com bubble

It's over I'm gonna loser everything

>get some Altria leaps
>Thinkin shit is cash because people were going towards long term dividend holds with upside
>Gamestop happens and bonds go retarded
Welp there goes 6 months to lose 400 bucks.

>>29712682
>is it because /smg/ needs to have the opposite opinion of reddit
this board was flooded with redditors and non /biz/ natives during gme week and they never left. youll notice the quality of posts decreased tremendously since then. also, this retarded opinion regarding PLTR also became prevalent. i have been in since $15 and have 500 shares currently after averaging up. any other long term holders dont have much to say at this point except buy the dip

What should I buy tomorrow for a 20-50%

>>29712682
No. There's always a segment of /smg/ that is against this or that stock no matter what. PLTR just happened to be one of those cases where at the beginning the bulls seemed to be right, but latter those who didn't like the company or the bull thesis behind it were proven right and now that s the majority opinion on PLTR.

I AM FINANCIALLY DEVASTATED

>>29712703
Chess is unironically a game for smart people, unlike gambling on stocks

>>29712656
Out of the trend a bit

I feel like we’re at the end fe of a cliff staring at a river a mile down

>>29712897
Probably SOXL

Haven't seen TQQQ anon lately. I hope he's ok.

>>29712854
YOU LONG TERM BUY WHEN THERE IS ACTUAL TANGILBE FEAR

WE ARE ABOUT 1000 S&P POINTS FROM STAGE ONE OF THAT

>>29712807
I don't think we see $20 but good luck, I'll be AAAAAAAA posting and doubling down if we do

>Out of sheer cowardice I will exit this week having lost no money

Damn I'm great at this

>>29712733
These dumb lums are toxic. SOXL shills should die by fire.

>>29712886
>buying leaps on a stock with an 8% div yield
are you fucking stupid?

>>29712751
i lowballed when buying a few calls yesterday, thinking i'd have to wait a while. then they filled and now i'm down on them.
>>29712762
I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO CRASH
HOW DO I STOP FROM BEING FINANCIALLY PARTIALLY DEVASTATED

>>29712317
BASED, lum is a whore

>bond rates
Uh oh my portfolio

>>29712406
digits and we crash tomorrow

>>29712933
I guess that anon was asking for gains

I Put all my shit into ETFs today. Figure I would start investing for real.
Looks like I bought the top.... how bad is this gonna be? Should I sell? Or just hold... this sucks

>>29712521
Some day we will. I promise. Come and sail the seas with me

>futures

>>29712406
I’ll cancel this with my dubs

Why the fuck didn't you niggas sell? Are you all retarded?

>>29712886
individual boomer bags are the scariest thing to be holding at these prices since they can take literal years to recover from a big hit
tech might dip harder but it'll also recover faster, and broad indexes recover the fastest

>>29712148
Shoot yourself not
For a correction is held
It will go up
And your gains will do as well

>>29713024
Sell

Not kidding


FuckingSELL

>>29712581
Was planning on holding it for that long anyway, get fucked nerd

>>29713024
We're so fucked it's all over

>>29713000
Yes she is.

>>29713074
too hard to time buying back in, so i never sell and just buy dips with income.

MOON is going to zero isn't it?
That shit is mostly meme stocks

>>29712778
Join us in the sunlight brother I've only lost yesterday's gain.

>>29713024
You're fucked. Even before you can sell tomorrow there'll be a massive dump

just got $90 in GME gift cards for an $8 outlay (which was trade credit anyway)... I fucking love this company

>>29712521
not that bothered about CTRM, we made compliance and theres strong support at $1 mark. my GHSI position is getting raped though

>-7%

>>29712812
my unironic target for the Nasdaq is 7500

>>29712822
I'm buying more Embracer

>>29713110
>>29713097
is it actually all over for real
should I just try and sell everything I have in premarket
but most of my shit is on WS where I can't even fucking touch premarket

>>29713143
>everyone screaming 'sell'
Yup, I'm thinking it's time to buy.

>>29713143
No, its going to 100.

>>29712928
I too am intelligent enough to think my pursuits are smarter than yours.

today sucked

>>29713097
Why do Qultists keep reposting this? It's literally /x/ tier
>THE CLUES ARE IN THEIR WORDS – GAMESTOP = GAME STOPPED
lol

this is joe bidets america

>>29713056
>>29712406
Bull run tomorrow and next week, check'em

>>29713129
one of the only people in these threads who is going to make it. when you see
>it’s over this time
>sell everything
thats when you buy

>>29712933
Meant +20-50%

So are they going to pass the stimulus?

>>29713056
bearish

PALANTIR KEEPS GOING DOWN AH

Post gore

>>29713244
Checked. Bye bye Bobo.

>>29712928
Chess isn't even a fair game, so clearly it's not played by anyone looking for a challenge (of the mind of otherwise), therefore it's clearly for retards trying to seem smart. Go is the real man's game.

>>29713024
You bought a dip, but the bottom could be here or it could be 30% down from here. So just keep buying as it goes down. Don't sell at a loss, especially on something safe like an index fund.

>DEMS remove 15$ minimum wage from the covid relief bill


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>29713232
It's going to suck more tomorrow.

>>29712822
TSX.KLV unfreezes tomorrow

>>29712733
ZERO
>>29713244
THANK YOU ELDER JEW

>>29713097
Everything was fine until his q-tard started to show

>>29713232
Tomorrow looks like it is going to be worse.

>>29713268
they'll learn eventually

>>29713244
>Bibi
Never have I been more glad to see this disgusting warmonger

>>29713316
>>29712928
smart people exclusively play Knights of the Old Republic on original Xbox hardware, preferably hulk green.

Can anyone explain to me how the latest red days are somehow abnormal? Get over it and just hold out for next month when things are grass green and everyone is like "tHe CrAsH iS CoMiNg"

>>29713295
THEY FUCKING BETTER PASS IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

LETS PLAY A GAME, WHAT TIME WILL THE FUTURES CIRCUIT BREAKERS KICK IN, I BELEIVE OVER NIGHT LIMIT DOWN IS 4%?

I SAY IN ABOUT 2 HOURS

I bought TQQQ at the end of the day
How fucked am I tomorrow tell me it's going to be OK

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

>>29712778
Keep riding the horse anon. Don't be like this sad individual. Strong hands.

>>29712312

im eating shit right now

AQB is under $7 in AHs. Tomorrow is gonna be bad.

I just opened a Roth IRA last month and im already bagholding VONG in it

Mmmmmmmm
How's it going /smg/?
Did you make some baddass profits today? Tell me how you did.
You did make a profit today, did you?
It'd be a shame if I had to take you to wrestler's court and sentence you to some PURE STRIKES for being broke.

>>29712897
Possibly some bounce plays, LI Auto or Air B&B might bounce, obviously these are just options not stocks.

My fear of averaging down forever is getting more real

>>29713244
thank you for the save! based

>>29713416
10 year treasuries are going parabolic which is not great. Other than that, /smg/ just always looks like this during a correction. Save some bobos so you can shitpost when the market drops.

It's all over.

>>29713416
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>29713024
top
TOP
top
TOP
top

What a way to end black fake history month

I am officially down $150 dollars today and will likely lose another $150 tomorrow.

>>29712136
i'm averaging down in soxl this week. also holding about 50k worth in TQQQ. i pray to God i'm not a retard.

Bitcoin will crash to the 30s, it´s over guys, the bear market has begun

>futures hitting the fan

>>29713440
You're already down 3% so you tell me.

>>29713244
Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles!

Don't do us like this bobo.

>>29713316
>Chess isn't even a fair game
lol what?
>Go is the real man's game
Go is even more complex than chess, yes. Another smart man's game

>Trusting this autist

>>29713424
What else are they waiting on?

>>29713094
she is beautiful what the hell

>>29713559
YES THEY ARE

the only thing that's fueling this dip is last year corona fud. goddammit i shouldve known

>>29713416
Look at the yields bitch for big money has more safety in bonds than equities

>2011+10
>Fed announces Operation Twist II
Back to your regularly scheduled bull market.

>>29713295
>Senate Parliamentarian just struck down the minimum wage hike
That's suddenly a massive IF

Unironically a bull signal, since the market is now dominated by the 10-Yr, which is convinced inflation is 10% daily, I guess...

I SHOULD HAVE STUCK TO CRYPTO

okay QQQ sweetie we get it you can stop going down after hours

>>29713515
The Europoors made their point with futures this past week. Nobody believes the Fed, unless they act.

>>29713406
>smart people
>consoles
A-anon, I...

>>29713244
Oh, come on, there's no way there's going to be a bull run tomorrow.

got damnit i lost my 4 figures after hours!

Why now. Why everything at once. Fuck sellers, fuck Biden, fuck everyone and everything. I GET BACK INTO TRADING JUST IN TIME FOR ALL MY INVESTMENTS TO CRASH, FUCK MY SHIT UP. I am going to be financially ruined, fuck every bobo in existence, how come as soon as I recovered my losses from shit before I have to get crashed on. Not dipped, crashed on.

>>29712210
WAIT WHAT. LINK. HE JUST SAID THE OTHER DAY HE IS STAYING THE COURSE.

>>29713301
Help

>>29713482
QCOM in my Roth whats good brother bag holders unite

>>29713585
>not trusting Elon
Tesla isn't the right play though, the space industry is.

>>29713666

Boomer Holocaust tomorrow

>>29713648
>buy stocks
>goes down
>buy crypto as hedge against USD
>goes down
Only boomer rocks can save us now

oh sweet bitcorn crashing too

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Im fucking scared for tomorrow lads.

>>29713401
It was just the most appropriate image I had at hand for my bobo-slaying dubs, I hate him too

>>29713657
well you have the reserve currency, and the foreigners don´t want your debt anymore, this is a fucked up situation

CRBP actually hitting devastating levels. It will probably drop below 2 tomorrow and have no chance at recovery for months. Shit could double and I'd barely make a profit. I can't bring myself to sell at a low but I'll be holding heavy bags for months probably.

Holy shit I just looked at $SPCE

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>29713406
I sure hope you don't try playing KOTOR2 on console anon

what the fuck happened to soxl?jesus

>>29713748
>goes down

>>29713382
ive lost 30k unrealized over the past few days. kek

>>29713301
the line is gonna go back up soon right?

If I buy, I will regret it; if I sell, I will also regret it.
If we moon, we will regret it; if we crash, we will also regret it.
If we realize gains, we will regret it; if we realize losses, we will also regret it.

Everyone is swimming in a sea of piss red

I am soaring high with the only stock you need

How do I pause my Robinhood game? I keep losing I just need a break

Fuck. It rebounded off of 3805 and VIX futures are plummeting. If it even opens slightly green tomorrow VIX holders are gonna wake up in a pool of blood.

>>29713628
>>29713515
>>29713657
Yeah and everything is going to fucking moon when bonds "crash" another half a percent next week because there's some mainstream media FUD about the pandemic or whatever. No one gives a fuck about bonds right now, this is the earliest talk about them and this red garbage is just people freaking out prematurely

>>29713301
Smash that like button for investing advice from yours truly

>>29713736
My pc is better than any console but keep coping, peasant

*crack*
Stock market takes a little bit too much out of the ol' noggin'. Prefer my Cathie Wood mutual fund. Reminds me of my pa's old mutual fund. Need more time for grillin'. Got no time to learn about new fangled tech.
They don't make em like they used to
*sips*

Holy shit my prediction came true. Stocks are really just astrology.

>3 days ago
>Then, with a full moon in Libra on March 28th, we will get completion of whatever started or emerged since October 2020, which requires more thought because I am not sure what started in October 2020.

Today was the worst NASDAQ decline since October 2020. This shit is going to dump at least until Monday. The MOON KNOWS ALL.

>>29713780
FUCK YEAH IM GETTING DISCOUNTED STOCKS TOMORROW

Being a coward all week worked out for me

>>29713728
>>29713758


Best part is this time. Unlike september. I don't give a fuck. Cut me in half I'm buying more. Over leveraged and on margin. Take it all or btfo. Either gonna make it out alive or lose it all.

>>29713487
That's not very nice bro. Sometimes you have to pay your dues and give Bobo the rub

>>29713295
>Are they going to pass the stimulus
If it's a choice between killing the markets and killing the dollar you better believe they'll pick the markets. Latest bond auctions have them spooked.

>>29713765
My only holdings are GME, basedhorse (KXPLF), and WKHS and desu I'm feeling pretty comfy and great about the future.

>>29713885
>he doesn't know about Robinhood cheat codes

I will be bagholding Apple for the rest of my life, won´t I

>>29713893
>>29713515
ANONS IS IT GOING TO CRASH OR NOT MAKE UP YOUR MINDS
>>29713932
WILL IT COME BACK ON MONDAY, ASTROLOGIST? ALL I CAN SEE IS RIVERS OF BLOOD

>>29713938
based and high conviction, what are you holding?

>futures

DARKNESS
IMPRISONING ME

>>29712733
>>29712970
the Lumposter knows..

https://youtu.be/2ZGgMJ3QDAQ

>>29713889
Just looking at the inverses over the last few months should tell anyone that we aren't crashing right now. This is barely a blip for UVXY or SQQQ.

All this stuff "crashing" has been on incredibly low volume, sometimes a third of what it was a year ago. My suspicion is that big money brains are holding out while people freak out, then we're green next week

>>29713857
>He looks at the spot price to determine the value of physical
Go ahead, try and buy some silver anywhere near spot. You're going to be paying at minimum 5 dollars premium right now, if not more

>he doesnt integrate the kelly criterion into his trading strategy.
>he just apes and diamond hands
ngmi
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelly_criterion

>>29713960
Worst auction in 10 years

Imagine freaking out about stocks moving with the rest of the economy when the prices always go up in the long run.

I HAVE LIVED 23 YEARS JUST TO ENTER THE MARKET 2 DAYS BEFORE THE FUCKING PURGE.

hopefully tomorrow will be better

>>29713568
Based DD player, ygmi

How do I short the human race?

>>29713932
Just tell me when it all goes uppp

>>29713905
umm, anon, what is your portfolio? tech?

>>29713301
Save me MuMu, save me!

>>29713994
Hold on anon, let me do a reading for next week.

Reminder: this is the absolute bottom for TQQQ, buy now you yards for an easy 25-30% in the next two weeks

>>29714061
lol fag

>>29713301
I might actually rope this time

>>29713960
problem is that the market is your economy, if the market crashes the boomer pensions will be fucked, you have to take on more debt to pay for the boomers.

I'm just lashing out because I already spent all of my cash buying stuff during the dip and I'm out for further dips. I feel like an idiot, if I had just been more patient buying back in I wouldn't have done so poorly today - but then again, that's part of not catching falling knives, right?

I bought the inverse weed etf bros, haha red? Never heard of it, I'm in the Bizarro market now, down down down

>>29714045
This x100

Just buy some leveraged shit on sale and hold until 2022

private military contractors like Boeing, Lockheed, etc.

https://www.fool.com/investing/stock-market/market-sectors/industrials/defense-stocks/

>>29713992
i had to bag hold apple for an agonizing 5 months before I was able to break even and pull out.

>>29713129
Same here. It sucks seeing unrealized gains get chipped away at, though. Are you adding to long positions during dips, or buying into new stocks?

>>29713905
>>29713889
Just enough to constantly fuck bobo and bulls. Just as planned.

AQB after hours....... HAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

>>29714067
Buy chinese stocks

What's an undervalued blue chip stock?

>>29713728
Yeah, you heard this guy [>>29713244]
: there's gonna be a bull run tomorrow. Hope your hands aren't made of tissue paper because you're gonna miss out on... aaaaaall thoooose gaaains, muhfuggaaaa!!

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT BITCOIN

>>29713765
Same. I’m holding AMC and it’s just bleeding. I just want it back to $9-$10. I don’t care how long it takes.

God please just close the markets. I've had enough.

>>29714045
Who the fuck in these threads do you think is investing in volatile trash for "the long run"?

>>29713905
Holy fuck thanks for making me feel better

MARKETWATCH
Biden orders airstrikes against iran-backed militia in Syria

so when is congress and federal reserve going to stop pretending that we can continue to raise debt while maintaining status as world reserve currency, we won't have jobs when all of our big companies with international business are trying to do business with a shitcoin currency

>-2% AH on top of my -9%
MAKE IT STOPPPP

>stocks are dumping
>bonds are dumping
>crypto is dumping
>gold is dumping
>dollars getting hyperinflated
what now fellow goys

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ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE HORROR

>>29713960
Incredibly enough, they are going to do both and then some.
Markets are crashing on inflation fears, and the dollar is weak because everyone is jobless and poor.

>>29713457
looks like a shit company for over 10 years

So is everyone really panicking, or are the markets waiting for the perfect time to pull the trigger on purchases?

Also WTF is wrong with the Democrats? Why won't they vote on Pot & the Stimulus?

>>29714224
BUY MORE PRICELESS DOLLARS

>>29712047
I PUT MY HAND ON THE STOVE TO SEE IF I STILL BLEED

AND NOTHING HURTS ANYMORE

>>29713581
>lol what?
>pretends to like chess
>doesn't even know this
If both players are of similar skill level, the best that black can hope for is tie, while white can always win.
Go is also far simpler than chess, which is part of why it's superior: the emergent tactics and strategies are not restrained like they are in chess (by a combination of a very small grid and limited action spaces).

>>29714121
If you kill yourself over 6 thousand dollars, you werent meant to survive in the first place

>>29714213
IMAGINE THINKING THE RETARDED SUBHUMANS IN CONGRESS UNDERSTAND ANY OF THAT HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>29714144
would be no problem if the stock doesn´t make huge jumps and you can sell covered calls, but if it dumps to 80 and gets called away and you bought it for 120..

>>29714207
Hahahahah that didn’t take long did it. PIPP HOLDERS UNITE

>>29714166
Northrop Grumman, but it will crab until the heat death of the universe at this rate

>>29714152
adding to my core holding. while it's never expected, i always plan for the worst. helps me sleep at night.

>bitcoin

>>29712047
who the hell would watch almost 200 episodes of this shit

>>29714224
Buy cars, computer hardware, cigarettes

>>29714042
>Don't bet you if you don't have an edge.

It's like saying the sky is blue.

>>29714021
Goes both ways. Any green movement has been low volume as well. Both sides seem to be holding back their respective waves in anticipation of what is to come. But, in my opinion, the scale leans in the favor of red since yields are spiking and many large investors have positioned themselves for a substantial pullback.

After Market trading should be illegal. All of these filthy fucking jews are selling all our stocks right now so they can save their own asses for tomorrow while we have to sit and take these huge dips.

lele. 95% of tickers are red. im sittin cash again. i think im retarded. but im not losing money.

>>29714207
What's the best stocks for war with Syria? Boeing? Lockheed?
Anyone know any good war ETFs?

>>29714224
FUCK GME IS UNIRONICALLY THE ONLY OPTION

>>29714313
me

>>29714238
Astute observation, makes sense considering that silver was also in the gutter

Your choice if you want to miss a potential 1000x gain

>>29714311
>fiat is such a scam here buy my digital fiat

Is Bitfarms fucked tomorrow? We opened so strong then died today and went red. Used to have a 3.10 average but then i averaged up feelsbadman

>>29714301
I have PIPP shares and warrants, hope to god this helps it.

>>29714224
Every time this happens, stocks just go back up

>>29714262
The latter. So much low volume dumping this week. Big brains are just timing the bottom.

bye bye

>>29713526
>vix down
Looks bullish to me.

>>29714334
you know AH trading is available on most platforms right?

>>29714006
Fucking soxl of all things. Just super shitty timing to buy in. Seriously who would have thought. But I remain extremely bullish on semis. And want to buy weekly

>>29714224
take all the power away from central bankers and bankers in general

>>29713893
All that matters is perception, and the market wants Powell to put up or shut up and buy long duration. Until then, they'll throw a tantrum and blame it on rising inflation, even when Powell explicitly tells them classic inflation is years away. See >>29713637. That anon is probably right.

>>29713769
We still have the biggest stick to swing. You want us to swing it for you, hold USD.

>BITCOIN DUMPING WITH THE MARKET
THIS ISNT A LIQUIDITY CRISIS IS IT

>lost everything I made this year
Im just going into index for the rest of my life so I dont have to scream

>>29714238
>>29714356

>>29714100
MY HANDS ARE SWEATING
MY STOCKS ARE DUMPING
>>29714335
FUCK
I WISH I DIDN'T BUY EVERYTHING AMERICAN ON FUCKING WS SO THAT I COULD LIQUIDATE DURING AFTERHOURS

>>29714224
>dumping
>the price that things were less than 2 months ago

>>29714346
PIPP, they are focusing on defense and he's in Bidens cabinet.

>>29713905
Which option ticker raped you?

>>29714224
Invest in wageslaving to make back your loses.
Invest in religion-coin for a happier afterlife.

>>29714334
Except I can participate too because I have TDA

>>29714224
Invest everything i own into monopoly money because pretty soon its going to hold more value then the American dollar.

shid happens

>>29714334
>I can't believe people are shopping at Costco with lower prices on bulk goods this is absolutely ridiculous I'm stuck buying over-priced goods at Wholefoods and refuse to even consider getting a Costco membership

>>29714428
yeah I'm one more day like today away from just being a VOO boomer

is BTC gonna get Greta'd?

>>29714368
I don´t know, this looked like a lot of margin calls and liquidations. This can reach panic mode very fast

>>29714311
Crypto is such a shitshow. Literally follows the markets almost 1:1 now. The time to prove itself was last March and it crashed just like everything else.

>>29712136
>>29712136
>NeW pARaDIGM!!!11!!!!
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fuck you niggers.

Tomorrow will be especially bloody because the next Moon void is February 26th from 5:33 AM to 11:08 AM. During Moon voids it is very easy to lose things.

>>29714166
I'd say AAPL if a good stock to buy if it continues to drop below $120. (Anywhere around 100/110 is a great buy)
Other than that I'm pretty bias about DIS, I believe they have a lot of room to grow now, but I can see why others may disagree.

I bought TSLA puts. That's the situation we are in right now. Prepare to meet your maker, bulls.

>>29714416
Has anyone talked about Operation Twist II? Or you just mean in relative terms?

>>29714287
This

Watching the GME hearing made me realize we are being lorded over by people who couldnt manage a taco bell

all the people that bought soxl at $700+ reminding me bigly of TQQQ bagholders that bought at $170 on september 1st. i waited, bought the dip, and rode it all the way back up after the market “mysteriously” resumed the golden bull
buy the fucking dip

>>29714449
>in one day
retard

Wait I missed this
>SPCE reports earnings of $0 (zero)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>29714556
Astrologist-anon, could you do a reading for how Monday will turn out? Will shit keep tanking?

NEW
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>>29714520
my VOO went down like 2% and I am fucking relived with this thing because every other fucking thing went down 20% this month

Should've bought puts and inverse desu, this was really easy to see approaching, who was unironically buying shit yesterday thinking it's the bottom when the s&P had the longest red day streak this whole corona timeline

>>29714582
>he bought ze put

Bear market until March 28th.

April 12th, a new moon emerges, sextiling Jupiter at 2:34 AM and at 11:47 AM moves into the house of Taurus = new bull market begins.

>>29712853
>holding ARK anything
>trusting a woman with your money
if you didn't dip out of ARK when she doubled down on Tesla after that bitcoin retardation, that's on you.

>>29714556
well im glad it will be easy :)

>>29714525
I hope so, I'll make so much money buying the bottom again!

>>29714657
will post it in the next thread

>>29714604
kek watching that hearing made me buy back in last thursday. What a shitshow

>>29714539
cause you have the same fucking players involved, institutions bet on BTC and crypto is pegged to BTC

>>29714677
I am incredibly, incredibly, incredibly tempted to believe in astrology right now.
>>29714752
Thank you, anon.

>>29714428
Same but uh. It was only 1 month of gains lol.

>Coffee futures
Yep, it's gonna be an all nighter on Wall Street

>>29714385
Hang in there boss, we're gonna make it

>>29714424
Tether pump bitcoin
Bitcoin pump market
Tether crumbles
Fed crumbles
World crumbles
Great reset

>>29714308
Nice. Personally, this last week has taught me that I should stick to buying and holding. My work and sleep has paid the price for trying to day trade.