/biz/ - Business & Finance

i'll begin:

all the big milestones have been reached:
btc over 50k, eth over 2k, btc at 1t mc.
tai lopez is back, girls on tiktok are making investment videos, dead coins from 2017 going parabolic, dumbest of your friends except toothsayer are making money and becoming millionaires, lindsay lohan is shilling crypto on twitter, tesla buying 1.5b worth, your mom's sister's boyfriend's grandpa asking you how he can buy into bitcorn, nocoiners like toothsayer reaching unseen before levels of cope and delusion about why they didn't buy in at $12 and why it's a scam, everyone euphoric and screaming that this is the new paradigm. this is the top.

my sister asked me to buy and she is 45 and works as a cashier

>>29703397
jfc i would've dumped right there and then

I heard a customer, some old guy at my work talking on his cellphone about bitcoin, I should have market sold everything right then and there

>>29703223
but this time it's different for some reason that ends up amounting to the sane list of bearish signs you just posted.... right?

>>29703397
you need to help your sister become financially independently

I dumped all my alts right before the high and hold only BTC now

>>29703397
>my sister asked me to buy and she is 45 and works as a cashier
Take care of your sister anon.

>>29704076
Asinine advice. Taking care of any woman financially, even if they're family, is the road to ruin.

>>29703397
Yes anon do what >>29704076 says. Send me her phone number. I’ll take real good care of your mommy milk maiden with my silver gains once the market tanks.

>>29703740
what?

the moment normies began talking about bitcoin, i knew it was over

I am short term bearish, long term bullish into the summer. Explain why I'm a retard.

>>29704701
you're not necessarily
imo it will go down to 25-35k and then go to 100k or something, but maybe not this year

Its really over isnt it

>>29706412
its going to be so bad

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>>29702285
threads about made-it cars

>>29702285
GTFO BOBO, YOU FUCK!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

People on /biz/ unironically saying that as long as nobody sells we're all going to be millionaires

You newfags don’t understand mania. Mania is what destroys lives. It’s the kid across the street mortgaging his parents house to buy bitcoin, not your sister asking you how to invest $100 in bitcoin. Not even close to the top.

>>29709158
hahaha, lol'd irl

>>29702285
>what signs of "THIS IS THE TOP" did you miss?
When my faggot retarded coworker called me up to ask me about Doge. I thought about all the /biz/ memes of these types of tards being the signal that we're at the top. Its all true.
I dont care though, I have a good job, crypto is just an investment to me. I'll ride this rollercoaster all the way to bottom buying falling knives the whole way and cashout a decent amount next bull cycle. My intentions are to hold some of this shit for a very long time anyways

>>29709613
His sister is a fucking cashier during an economic downturn trying to buy btc

>>29709613
I know somebody irl who sold her house to buy ETH. Not a joke. It was at $1200 ETH so I suppose she's still in profit but we're way past mania. Look at that vertical line upwards on all charts.

>>29709613
btw we just hit a new all time low from all time high of 47050

bobo is here

>>29709928
You’re missing the point. Normies are making ‘safe’ investments. When normies go all in, you sell.

>>29710102

yes, we are crashing to 40k this weekend

>>29710429
>they didn't listen

>>29702285
>January 22 (btc 30k)
This is the top
>January 29 (btc 35k)
Are you ready?
>February 10th (btc 44k)
Bullrun end soon
>February 15th (btc 48k)
I hope you're all ready
>February 20th (btc 55k)
THE HAPPENING HAS BEGUN
>February 24th (btc 48k)
You all should have lisstened
>February 25th (btc 47k)
(You are here)
>March 1st (btc 53k)
Aah, the double top ;)
>March 10th (btc 60k)
This bubble is very overinflated
>March 20th (btc 70k)
Haha! This is a good sign bobos ;)

>>29710170
You're the normie retard

>>29711013
It's over.

Michael Saylor has not money left to buy bitcoin and no company wants your bitcoin. If you bought bitcoin over 2k you'll never make it

>>29703737
>THE TOP" did you miss?
>When my faggot retarded coworker called me up to ask me about Doge. I thought about all the /biz/ memes of these types of tards being the signal that we're at the top. Its all true.

the early bull runs this is a top signal, but the final bull runs it wont be. cus when bitcoin reaches full adoption it replaces fiat

>>29702285

Hello glorious bobo, I heard your call, but I admit, I sold a bit late at around 54k.

>>29711532

cope. You might be right, but I don't care what happens in 30+ years, I care about my gains.

I bought a stock that returns about 7% per year and have been holding it for 2 years. Am I gonna make it?

What's going to happen when Datreon Kang and Laqueesha find out what happened to their lil bitcoin stock?

>>29711804
youre dollar gains wont matter once the hyperinflation hits. the printing has gotten so bad that the fed changed how they report the M1 supply to try to hide it https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/M1

>>29711013
>March 1 (btc 30k)
Ahhhhhh I should have listen bobo I'm fucking bankrupt

>>29709898
Let me be the first one to say fuck niggers, kikes, jannies, and redditors, for getting normies into gme and then shuttling them into crypto. Fuck musk too for tweeting about it

GME going up got me to sell yesterday

Its funny how real memes are. My dad asked about Bitcoin 1 day after the top kek

After hours doesn't matter, r-right guys

>>29712274
Why is btc and the stock market crashing at the same time?

>>29702285
Anons posting their make it portfolio screenshot on /biz/, this is a sign to sell every fucking time.

>>29713133
That is an important question.