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>> No.29690829

>>29690700
90% of crypto youtubers have downright atrocious thumbnails

>> No.29691928
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29691928

>>29690700
Imagine being in your 30s and earning your money through taking pics like these.
Also checkd

>> No.29692120

>>29691928
>>29690700

They're just copying each other. 1 person made it big by being a jackass and making stupid fucking faces so now there's 1 million of them doing it.

Same reason people are hunting for the next bitcoin even though there probably will never be another one.

>> No.29692126

>>29691928
>>29690700
Saltiness lmao I CAN TASTE IT, what’s the matter too scared to get caught making a Dan blizerian hate thread so you settled? Dan too CHAD for you? pussy.

>> No.29692136

What's up with these disgusting thumbnails? Are they better picked up by the YouTube algorithm?

>> No.29692213

>>29690700
didnt expect davinci to stoop to this low of a level

>> No.29692293
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>> No.29692291

>>29692120
oh yeah. the aryan chad kid with the long hair.
always had fucked up thumbnails.

he's a good kid. hope he's doing good.

>> No.29692453

>>29692293
he is every soijack

>> No.29692546
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29692546

>>29692136
Yeah, it works on the same paradigm as blockbuster schlock and children's cartoons. Brainlets are attracted to exaggerated expressions. Picrel

>> No.29692575

>>29690700
Why does he look hell bent on giving me a blowjob?
I'm not paying if that's what he's after

>> No.29692703

Are crypto youtubers even worth it? I don't watch them but assume that they just shill coins they own and pull price predictions out of their asses. I'd only watch the ones who explain tech

>> No.29692764
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29692764

>>29692291

All his videos are just mindless TAfaggotry

>> No.29692800
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>>29690829
>90% of youtubers have downright atrocious thumbnails
Fixed

>> No.29692805
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>>29690700
:O

>> No.29692917

>>29692805
>When the onions hits ya

>> No.29692940

>>29690700
the thing that surprises me the msot is that people actually watch youtube videos about cryptos
I can't even imagine the level of brainlet you need to be to take investment advice from a fucking youtuber

>> No.29692981

>>29692293
I lol at this manlet

>> No.29692985

>>29690700
I specifically avoid all videos with a thumbnail like this

>> No.29692996
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>>29690700
Honestly the quality looks about as good as /biz/ does anymore.

>> No.29693032
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>> No.29693037

>>29692805
punchable so punchable

>> No.29693164
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29693164

>>29690700
>Kids and retards will click on these

>> No.29693211

I couldn’t debase myself so much as to make these gay cück faces for clicks and ad revenue

>> No.29693225
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>>29690700
They know their audience. Believe it or not, they would only get half as many views if they used normal thumbnails (pic related). They are just cornering the retard market, which is very lucrative.

>> No.29693291

>>29690700
proof that hitler was wrong all along

>> No.29693396

>>29693225
>They are just cornering the retard market

my fucking sides

>> No.29693529

>>29693225

I HATE feelers

>> No.29693543

>>29690700
I wonder how profitable it is to monitor popular crypto channels and then immediately buy whatever coins they shill as soon as they post their videos and ride the pumps

>> No.29693640

>>29692764
he's got a 1990's style to him.
he'll be alright.

>> No.29693663

>>29693225
Who this

>> No.29693796
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29693796

>>29692293

>> No.29693833

>>29692985
Fucking all the videos have thumbs like this now though, it's bs. If you make a nornal thumb you'll never get clicked when your competition is a bunch of popeyed soifaggots with toony neon font and clipart explosions.

>> No.29693850

>>29693796
Top fucking kek

>> No.29693867

>>29693225
That's based Ben, right? He's pretty good.
Yeah I watched the dumbfuck in OP once.
99% of his videos are the following
>GUYS REALLY EXCITING NEWS
>I'VE ALREADY MADE MY POSITIONS
>SEE THIS FIBONACCI ANALYSIS HERE?
>IT CAN EITHER GO UP OR DOWN, BUT SURELY IT'LL BE ONE OF BOTH

Excellent insight, thanks.

>> No.29693875

>>29693663
Benjamin Cowen

>> No.29694200

>>29692546
I suddenly have the strange urge to buy more LINK

>> No.29694427

Why they open their mouths like they're going to suck a penis?

>> No.29694425
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29694425

Why does he look like that?
Is that how the average reddit user looks like?

>> No.29694540

honest question, you guys think these youtube retards ever made it?

>> No.29694775

>>29694540
Don't they get a decent income from youtube ads and patreon?

>> No.29694793
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29694793

Chromium: Clickbait Remover for Youtube
Youre welcome.

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>>29690700
>>29691928
>>29692764
>>29692805
I hate this cancerous trend so fucking much. It's like it got popular around 2012 and it never stopped. Seeing people's ugly faces on a screen makes me physically uncomfortable and the obnoxious starting makes it ten times worse. It's like they're mocking me. I wish we could go back to the old days where posting your face online was taboo and people who did it got laughed at.

>> No.29695528

>>29694540
The black dude in those pics is worth like 100+ million...

>> No.29695760

>>29690700
Based bipolar

>> No.29695918
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>>29690700
MMCrypto is my favourite

>> No.29696112
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>>29690700
Intensity Increasing

>> No.29696211
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>>29690700
!!!EMERGENCY!!!
!!!GET IN HERE!!!

>> No.29696325

>>29693796
>>29696112
fucking kek

>> No.29696328
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29696328

>>29694425
Kek guy turning into bognadoff

>> No.29696364
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29696364

>>29695418
And you just picture these faggots sitting there shooting 45 takes of the same stupid tard mouth agape expression in silence in their room, then meticulously choosing and editing the right one to plaster on their little thumbnail

>> No.29697138
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>>29692805
>>29692764
>>29692293
>>29690700

>> No.29697283
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29697283

Someone post the bobo pointing at a bubble pattern while his mouth is open picture can't find it

>> No.29697471
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29697471

>>29693796
>YOU NEED TO SEE THIS BITCOIN CHART ASAP!!!!!!
>Chart is going backwards in the photo
This is pretty funny actually

>> No.29697528

>>29690700
I even watch MMCrypto to be honest. I like his energy and im german aswell.
Yes his tumbnails are gay and hes often wrong but also often right. I dont short and long but im looking to find a pattern so i can maybe start it if i get good at predicting.

>> No.29698127

>>29697283
>THAT FUCKING DIP
>RIGHT THERE YYOU SEE IT??
>RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CIRCLE!!
>LET ME DRAW AN ARROW TOO!
>LET ME POINT MY FINGER SO YOU SEE IT!!
>ITS FUCKING BITCOIN
>GONNA DO BOOOOOOOOOM!!

>> No.29698164
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29698164

>>29690700
>meanwhile be legal eagle
>be respected professional with expert knowledge in the field you're talking about on your youtube channel
>no bs soiboi cringe faced pictures; just a nice suit, with a nice smile and aesthetically pleasing background
>almost 2mil subscribers
You dont have to be an insufferable faggot if you actually know what you're talking about and have charisma

>> No.29698383

>>29697528
Fact
I used to hate watch him because of the cringe thumbnails
I've grown to enjoy his content
Insightful and knowledgeable
A little scammy though
But so is every crypto Youtuber

>> No.29698524

>>29692293
This guy is one of the most obnoxious. All these you tubers are obsessed with making predictions and bragging like hell if they come true, hiding it if they were wrong

>> No.29698533

>>29692800
ew ben shapiro

>> No.29698736

>>29698164
GTFO Retard
Legal Eagle is a literal faggot
I'm not taking legal advice from a libtard either
Rekieta Law is better

>> No.29698830

>>29693796
>Not even trying
>over 100k views
I don't know if it's funny or sad

>> No.29698907

>>29690700
>that pic
What is it about crypto and being physically unable to close your cockholster while having a picture taken?!

>> No.29699065

>>29698524
>draw a triangle
>depending on the market sentiment, there's a 50-50 chance it either breaks to the downside or upside
>EXACTLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AS PREDCITED

>> No.29699235

I can’t even look up informative shit from like 99Bitcoins because then my feed turns Into this. Same with silver, I look up some numismatic videos and all of the sudden everything is SILVER SQUEEZE1!!!1!!

I can’t fucking stand it

>> No.29699267

because LMAO DUDE LMAO

>> No.29699290

These guys are just advertising to be kidnapped and ransomed for crypto on vacation

>> No.29699394

>>29694793
Nice, I also use Chromium.
Can you recommend something better than Buster?

>> No.29699405

Looks like he's gonna shit himself

>> No.29699492

>>29692940
I don’t want their investment advice is exactly the fucking problem. If I’m looking up a crypto on YouTube I’m hoping to find some big brain computer nerd who will guide me through my troubles and/or educate me. I don’t give a fuck what Ivan’s portfolio looks like, I don’t even care how much the coins I’M holding cost.

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>>29699290
Why bother with ransom? As long as they got the person, their phone. There is a very good chance they can do everything while at gunpoint with any laptop put in front of them. You know they dont have everything in offline wallets.

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I bet they no one here owns more bitcoin than him

>> No.29700009

>>29699394
Nope, I dont use those. I try answering the captcha slightly wrong each time. Slowly programming it to think Parking meters are Mailboxes and mailboxes are parking meters.

>> No.29700011

kids should be playing outside, or playing with wooden trains, not watching this crap. 99% of the world needs to die so we can start over

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>>29690700
Fucking faggots.

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>>29693796
jej