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I know everyone here hasn't made it yet and just coasts off of crypto gains. 90% of you still have jobs or careers. What do you do and how much do you get paid?

>> No.29682666

I'm a sommelier
120k

>> No.29682772

>>29682666
you wish

>> No.29682999

neet

>> No.29683084

Autism bucks

>> No.29683182

work for a crypto protocol that i first found here off of 4chan and make six figs kek

>> No.29683231

Engineer. $80k. Working from home so I just play RuneScape all day

>> No.29683245

>>29682559
army and 60k-80k a year

>> No.29683326

Carpenter i want to kill myself

>> No.29683357

>>29682559
Lawyer

>> No.29683398

>>29682559
fuck off CIA

>> No.29683414

>>29682559
70k
Work from home supply chain analyst

>> No.29683451

Civil servant, checking tax returns. 30k eu a year after taxes. Low income but it's comfy and not demanding.

>> No.29683455

>>29682559
data stuff and ~300k

>> No.29683470

Dev manager

>> No.29683486

Seaman 3.5k$ per month, only when at sea, i didnt step on land for 8mnths because fcking covid

>> No.29683492

>>29682559
Mullah

>> No.29683553

>>29682559
Programmdurrr @ 110k

>> No.29683555

Software developer 85k. I've been lurking here a couple months learning. I haven't jumped in yet.

>> No.29683563
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>>29682559
I farm tokens and make $5000 per day

>> No.29683569

Economist at the Bank of Canada, 100k C$

>> No.29683574

>>29682559
math phd
300k starting

>> No.29683580

>>29682559
Lawlyer.
Don’t do it

>> No.29683640

Pussy Destroyer
2 million a year.

>> No.29683651

>>29682559
Sole IT guy at a small business. $75k. My boss has no idea how to do what I do, so I can put in 30% effort and still get praise for fixing problems/completing projects.

>> No.29683664

Chem. Eng.
20k (yuropoor)
Very new to all this shit, actually like my job

>> No.29683678
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>>29683555
It takes me less than 17 days to make your anual salary and I dont even have to do anything.

>> No.29683711

Software engineer at a unicorn making 600k/year. Most of it is in stock.

Not a lot of money. Taxes take almost 50% of it.

>> No.29683790

>>29682559
>Minimum wage callcenter jockey
>80k net worth
I fucking hate being poor...

>> No.29683822

9.5” Cock Pussy Slammer
350k/yr

>> No.29683857
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29683857

Landscape/snow removal

>> No.29683914

>>29683455
okay lol

>> No.29683915
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29683915

post communist shithole and still living fine of 12k after taxes

>> No.29683932

>>29682559
baker in bumblefuck, 30k a year. actually very based.

>> No.29683981
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>>29682559
industrial bakery worker, 65k a yr not much but its better than fast food or regular warehouse work. Free bread/cakes/cookies/muffins etc.. as well as free cleaning supplies/toiletries since I get access to the whole place and know where the janitors put everything.
also lately theres been less and less men getting hired, sucks labor wise but all the free pussy is awesome

>> No.29684056

professional procrastinator

>> No.29684129

Novice electrician, and I want to kill myself probably just as much as the carpenter in this thread. I make on average $16 per hour in a state where the average wage is $22.

>> No.29684151

I am on universal credit £745 a month/ UK

>> No.29684154

>>29682772
>>29683914
You sound like a huge poorfag struggling to clear 20k a year

>> No.29684220

>>29682559
Security patrols. So I basically drive around by myself at night and get paid to listen to podcasts and lectures. It's actually pretty fucking sick to know my time gets invested well towards productive interests while getting paid for it.

>> No.29684231

>>29682559
I write furry smut. Probably only make $80 a day after taxes.

>> No.29684241

Just lost my job because of lockdowns I already wanted to be out of this world before all this shit.

>> No.29684258

Mechanical engineer
85k.

But I live near LA lel

>> No.29684264

>>29684154
i'm a college student so I have negative net worth.

>> No.29684268
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>>29682559
I was doing retail for a while then started to doordash and grubhub then the lockdowns started so I didn't feel like doing that shit but I got the EIDL grant and my student loan grants that I put into crypto around 10k. I first bought crypto in 2013 but got out way too early and was poor at the time so didn't buy much anyway, otherwise I would've made it already. I should be graduating soon as an accounting major but my gpa is trash so I'll probably end up doing doordash until I get rich off crypto lmfao.

>> No.29684355

>>29682559
I'm a software dev. The pay is pretty bad since I just graduated and the work is pretty boring.

>> No.29684356

>>29684231
how can someone get in on this? I'm a good writer

>> No.29684379

>>29684220
actually thought of doing something like this, easy security gig sounds sweet. whats the pay tho, Ive got way more value in crypto than fiat but still need to pay the bills and hate cashing out.

>> No.29684427

>40k
>"""consultant"""

I want to neck myself

>> No.29684435

>>29682559
Unemployed

>> No.29684471
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29684471

database developer
i work from home and mostly just play games and fake online
only make $80k
i have a house, wife, and daughter
i drive a dodge ram
i hold link, btc, and grt
wagmi bros

>> No.29684484

>>29684220
best job right here

>> No.29684506

>>29682559
Front end web dev cause it's brainless work 95% of the time. However, the company I work for sucks ass and has been gradually getting worse year after year. The moment I was going to look for a new job was last March right when the Wu flu panic set in and everyone stopped hiring.

Making 105k

>> No.29684580

>>29684427
How do you becone a consultant and what do they even do?

>> No.29684681

>>29684356
Unfortunately if you're not actually into the smut itself, it probably won't happen. I got clients off sheer, dumb luck and kind of happened into the profession.

You won't make enough to make it worthwhile, though. I netted like $31k last year after getting assraped in taxes.

>> No.29684724

dialysis nurse, make 82k a year, I walk to work. I work 3/ 12 hours shifts a week. Pretty comfy

>> No.29684811

art director at an ad agency - 75k a year

>> No.29684865

Solutions Engineer for computer security company. ~80K USD currently.

>> No.29684869
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29684869

cybersec developer

>> No.29684905
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29684905

>>name company _______ brewhouse.
>>hire graphic designer from college to do abstract can design
>>outsource brewing of hoppy beer and add something wacky to the recipe
>>sell for £7 for 330ml

I make beer/money.

>> No.29684917

based 4chan, everyone is either a NEET or code monkey

>> No.29684918

Developer 60k
It's low because it's entry level but for the area it could be worse
On the plus side I've done literally nothing since covid

>> No.29685021

>>29682559
unironically run 5 serious websites that make €80k a month in various way
5 different segments

>> No.29685061

finance back office drone
around 85k canada bucks a year

>> No.29685082

>>29682559
Fulltime chainlink holder.

>> No.29685109

>>29683711
fuck off

>> No.29685171

>>29682559
I'm an UX/UI designer. Reply with email or telegram if you wanna cope for some project/job

>> No.29685180

>>29684865
Move to working on Tezos
>>29684918

>> No.29685199

Is anyone here not just a pajeet coder and actually owns a business or something?

>> No.29685206

I make memes. Made $4600 in the past month since I throw all earnings into the shitcoins I make memes for

>> No.29685226
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29685226

Designer, working from home.

>> No.29685239

>>29682559
Man whore
It deepends

>> No.29685261

Machinist ~50k.
Hate where I work now but it's the only thing that pays more than 12-15/hr around.

>> No.29685272

50k apprentice electrician USA

>> No.29685386

>>29684379
I'm in Australia, so about a grand or so a week after tax. That's only 4 days a week too, and roughly 11 hour shifts, but they go by really fast because you're always on the move to make your timetable fit your route.

It's not a bad gig, but can get samey. Still, relatively stress-free and I don't have to deal with many fuckwits

>> No.29685456

neet threw $600 bucks in a coin and now its worth like $4000
It was $5000 a few days ago

>> No.29685479

>>29683678
it takes someone in hollywood a month to make 3x what you make. don't play that game, anon. you're destined to lose.

>> No.29685499

Behavior therapist for people with autism, $85k gross. Its pretty tiresome but good money, fulfilling and had endowed me with practical life skills. That being said, im hoping to make it off crypto so I dont have to exhaust myself as an older man. I have about 30k in crypto currently, nrt worth ~130k

>> No.29685504

>>29684724
you will never be a woman

>> No.29685559

Engineer, $70k, I dump 75% of every paycheck into crypto

>> No.29685597

>>29684681
does it take up a lot of time? Or is it a good way to get a second source of income

>> No.29685627

>>29685499
you're a scumbag

>> No.29685659

>>29682559
$80k as a business intelligence engineer, I make six figures a year trading so my job is just to get cheap health insurance and a decent retirement plan.

>> No.29685680

>>29684918
please do something or you will be replaced by the next set of entry level developers

>> No.29685723

>>29682559
I'm studying a master's degree and have just an investment portfolio of 100$ hoping to grow it slowly

>> No.29685788

>>29684905
how did you manage sales?

>> No.29685798

>>29683678
Who cares? Some nigger got paid more than you’ll ever make for hitting a baseball less than 30% of the time

>> No.29685865

Estimator / Project Manager 67k did 1.38M in gross sales last year it was a slow year towards the end

>> No.29685917

>>29684151
That’s quite high, do you only have one leg or something?

>> No.29685918

Working IT until I can land a job in a field that actually cares about my Master's degree.
50k.

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>>29682559
Undertaker

>> No.29686022

>>29685627
Care to explain anon?

>> No.29686061

Corporate lawyer. $250k/yr base + bonus

Since the pandemic started I've mostly been working from home so I can easily day trade crypto and stonks while getting my work done. Pretty comfy.

>> No.29686123

>>29683711
What level

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>>29682559
Walgreens cashier (just quit) and barback/ host in training at very busy/popular restaurant/ sports bar in my city. Also a student. Joining army after graduation w/ 18x (special forces) contract and then after that hope to 1) get top tier consulting job or 2) use army monies for an MBA, then go into consulting or PE or 3) Start my own business with frat brothers/ close friends from school after they’ve been working their finance jobs for a few years and I get out of the army. Currently $12.50/ hr

>> No.29686174

>>29686022
all behavior therapists are scumbags that use disabled people as cattle to get money from their parents.

>> No.29686178

>>29682559
marketing
44k/year
work from home so my job has literally been post on socials a few times a week and occasionally slap together promo material in photoshop/illustrator

it still sucks, my boss is kind of a dick and I'm probably gonna quit soon if I don't get fired

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>>29682559
Why the fuck do you care? Shit thread go neck your self nigger

>> No.29686317

>>29682559
Sales
£24k

>> No.29686393

Engineer $60k, however i dont do any real engineering, instead of flipping burgers i flip reports. i fucking hate it and i want to quit my job everyday and look for something better. i’m definitely underpaid. this job makes me regret studying engineering. what should i do??

>> No.29686396

>>29685680
No it's not like that, it's a government job. I don't have anything to do because they literally don't give me anything to do. I spent my first year writing up office software that nobody ever used. The closest thing of value I contributed was writing a prototype my department needed to show off to the legislature to get more funding, and then that project was never mentioned again. This position literally exists to be a bullet point on a powerpoint slide to make it look like a politician is spending taxpayer money reform a shithole department with a "tech initiative" recruiting local "talent". The most I can do right now is take classes and shit on my own so I have some actual practical skills to back up my years of "experience" on paper once this bullshit falls through.

>> No.29686423

>>29684231
found the redditor.

>> No.29686513

>>29684580
they consult
to become one you have to apply

>> No.29686574

>>29686061
are you on xo

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I work in a nearshore call center taking calls for a mobile operator in the US. I get paid around $430. Shit job but I work from home and it's not as stressful once you know what you're doing.

>> No.29686720

>>29686174
Lol ask me how I know you're on the spectrum

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>>29682666
Just looked up how to become a sommelier. Can't stop laughing at "graduate from wine school". Top kek.

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>>29682559
>software engineer
>$100k/yr
>wfh and just trade and game all day while occasionally responding to shit

>> No.29686849

>>29682559
Specialist physician, 400k a year 4days a week of work

>> No.29686929

>>29685597
I'm too retarded to do anything else for a living. Used to do copywriting, but dishonest advertising was killing my soul. I'd say if you want a bit of cash on the side it's great, but really it depends on you and the quality you're comfortable with.

Some people churn out paint-by-numbers dogshit and get plenty of customers by charging lowball rates. My queue is always past capacity; I get by writing less but charging more, since I tend to have an eye for detail and I've been in the game for a couple years now.

Again, though: it's all luck getting into a position where you can do it to begin with.

>> No.29686957

>>29686849
What’s your specialty?

>> No.29686958

>>29686728
Y’all are idiots becoming a somm is incredibly difficult

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>>29682559
Legal videographer. I get to film people's depositions and hear all their dirty secrets. About 100k a year

>> No.29687009

500,000 usd a year
USPS Global Digital Mail Reform Certification
USPS will be WWPS by 2134, I'll have made trillion dollars by then consulting

>> No.29687045

Process engineer.
70k.
I don't have to work TOO hard except during the busy parts of the year. Either way I still give them about 4 extra hours a week.
Doing better than my friends and family but I'm salty that I can't work from home and shitpost/sleep/vidya like most of you do (and for more money).
Cheapest cost of living in the nation just about but I don't like roommates and end up paying more than average guy my age. Student debt and car debt exceeds 90k so might be stuck as wagie for my entire life.

>> No.29687047

>>29682559
Professional neet unironically

>> No.29687050

Entry level analyst. 43k

>> No.29687100

High school teacher. Took the day off because I can't stand it anymore. Oh and I am never going to make it.

>> No.29687195

>>29687100
What subject do you teach?

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>>29682559
>job
I unironically coast off of crypto gains

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>>29686958
Nobody said it was easy, seems like you should take a break from studying grape juice and brush up on your reading comprehension. I was just laughing at the way jewgle phrased graduate from wine school.

>> No.29687565

management consultant, $250k / year

>> No.29687567

>>29683455
>>29683555
>>29683711
>>29685659
You will never be a woman.

>> No.29687611

>>29685499
Didnt know biz jannies got paid. Where do I apply?

>> No.29687639

Front end developer making 55k a year, entry level with no internship so it's not bad. Fully remote, I only have had it for 2 weeks. Done fuck all since it's a greenfield project, still hiring other team members, waiting on partner org. I whipped up a dummy admin panel today and everyone was impressed with that so I will just continue to fuck around.

>> No.29687651

>>29687565
What the fuck is a management consultant? It sounds like a scam

>> No.29687668

>>29687454
Do you ever think about doing odd jobs for fun? Such as, becoming a police officer for a month, or a gas station attendant, or a substitute teacher or mailman. I think this is the logical conclusion of gig economy and might not be all bad.

>> No.29687680

>>29682559
Paper pusher desk warrior. Around 80k salary

>> No.29687681

>>29686396
Lmfao epic thanks for sharing

>> No.29687744

Fintech/blockchain investor

>> No.29687754
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>>29682559
I make pizzas at 12/hr and I deliver door dash at usually ~25+/hr during the lunch/dinner rush. I don't have a lot of expenses, so I just put in an extra hour here and there in door dash to pay for gas/food/vidya.

>> No.29687762

>>29686957
Cancer related

>> No.29687820

>>29687651
it is, essentially advising strategic projects for companies at various stages of growth, e.g., bain, bcg, mckinset, accenture

>> No.29687839

Digital Product Manager for a big bank. $100k Leafbucks

>> No.29687877
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>>29682559
dont need a job anymore.. remember 26.2.2021 and 1.3.2021

>> No.29687894

200k USD a year. Doing random shit projects with OpenGL, Metal, and DirectX. Never met a single pajeet that can do my job, so I'm safe for a while until AI destroys my field of work.

>> No.29687921

>>29682559
warehouse group leader, around 72k a year

>> No.29687941

>>29682559
Is IT even a field worth getting into at this point? I have an in to an entry level position, but it would basically be a glorified help desk position.

>> No.29688022
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>>29682559
Retail wage cuck.
$10/hr

>> No.29688031

Truck driver/ crane operator. Depends if I'm Crane operating 100k+ right now I'm OTR trucking with my wife. So about 60k after taxes.. No bills other than cell phone. Going non stop other than 34 hr resets after 70 hr+ hr weeks. For 7 months living in this truck. Burnt out. Have managed to about double my $10k investment in BTC so thats nice.

>> No.29688095

>>29687894
spare a fiver
i'm good for it

>> No.29688238

>>29687941
Yeah it's the job that requires the least amount of effort for the most (relative) pay.
With a job like that it's likely you can WFH as well for Maximum comfyness.
You can even branch out into management or other technical teams if you care. I have been doing it for about 5 years now and since covid from home drinking every day and shitposting, its great. I started on 55k but am now on 75k and work 4 days a week.

>> No.29688251

>>29683640
Based

>> No.29688279

>>29687820
dont you work 80 hours a week or some shit? also arent management consultants all chads?

>> No.29688297

>>29682559
Government leech, neet. Want to put more effort in certifications but lazy and no energy. Crypto and stocks make me a bit of money though

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Everyone here is some engineer/IT/manager making good money while I am ex-neet college dropout working as delivery driver 10h a day.

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>>29687050
Ms. Lompfthk indeed

>> No.29688557

cosmetic development chemist

never study chemistry frens

>> No.29688591

>>29688403
I was college dropout and NEET for 3 years, went back to college and now make 180k as a code monkey

>> No.29688615

>>29688403
bro what delivery job gets 10 h a day? My shop's drivers are making like 200-300 on fri/sat nights in 6 hours

>> No.29688770

>>29688403
you don't need a degree to do well

>> No.29688812

>>29682559
... job?

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>>29683711
>600k/year
>Taxes take almost 50% of it.
why live

>> No.29688871

>>29682559
Wage slave at a shitty chicken store 9.50 senior in high School. ass but best I can do for now.

>> No.29688882

>>29682559
Data engineer. 60k in real money. I think that's about 90-95k in the toilet paper money they use in the U.S.

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>>29682559
I'm a covid check casher and an unemployment collector. About to start my second year.

>> No.29688919

>>29687762
How do I know you're not a physician. What do you get off of larping on an anonymous anime board.

>> No.29689127

>>29688238
Thanks for the tips. Is it the kind of field where I should be job hopping every year or so to maximize pay?

>> No.29689191

>>29686317

You should just end your suffering now anon.

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>>29682559
Software Engineer

>> No.29689491

>>29682559
I’m a contractor now but I used to be a bank teller. I left to make more money
I’m gonna go back to being a teller I think, after some shit lines up and I’ll be psuedoretired
Teller is literally the easiest and comfiest fucking job I’ve ever done. My days were as follows:
>arrive, lock myself behind a counter
>count fiat monopoly money
>open the bank
>no one can come near me, nowadays no one can even go inside
>work on demand so if no one is there, there’s no work
>just counting money, snacking and drinking coffee all day
>I read a lot of books in the downtime. Estimate 70% books 30% work daily
>chat with the regulars
>chat with the coworkers
>no bullshitters allowed, hired a lot from the military, impossible to maintain lies because everything is plainly recorded
>half the week only work until 3pm
>work in fancy buildings with natural light and trad architecture
>quiet
It was the best

>> No.29689530

>>29689127
That seems to be the way to go, I wait 2-3 years because I'm a dumb lazy fuck and it takes me ages to adjust to switching jobs, but the guys I know who are doing really well seem to switch jobs about every 12 months. Some of them make well over six figures now.

>> No.29689592

>>29689530
how old are you

>> No.29689818

>>29688591
I dropped out because I am a legit brainlet when it comes to maths. Finger counting retarded level.

>>29688615
Long distance countryside deliveries. Its pretty comfy and I don't work hard it's just long hours about 40k dollars after taxes in my country.

>> No.29689887

>>29689592
26

>> No.29689908

>>29688919
This anime board got me into link early. Well desu I found link which lead me here and I spoke with anons endlessly about link for years. It’s sentimental now. I expect to be able to retire in 1-2 years maybe sooner and that’s honestly thanks to this anime board. I enjoy treating and curing patients but it’s a blue collar job wrapped up as a white collar. I get a ton of respect so maybe that’ll be hard to leave behind but nah I’m happy with traveling the world with my wife and new baby and work on other projects in life

>> No.29689933

>>29687050
Is 43k a good living wage? I only graduated two years ago, and struggled to land a relevant job. Current one pays a mere $23/hr

>> No.29690036

>>29682559
I suck my dad's dick for a quick buck whenever Im running low on body pillow funds. no way in hell Im cashing out, my guy

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>>29683574
can't tell if this a fucking meme or not (applying for math phd programs rn, getting shit on though) what was your thesis about and did you do applied shit?
t. pure math faggot with interests in logic/dynamical systems

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>>29682559
>what do you do for a living?
mostly I write papers, livestream in a silk kimonoabout how magnificent I am & live a full time life of seethe because I got fired by a successful autist for being an unproductive charlatan.

>> No.29690363

Accountant, 65k/yr

>> No.29690375
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29690375

I own a cyber café since 2017.
It was financed by /biz/, I was poor and broke at the time and told about my plan here, an anon called "A" borrowed me the money (around 1.5K USD) and I opened this cyber café.
All thanks to /biz/.
Without /biz/ and Mr "A" that wouldn't have been possible.
Things are hard at the moment due to Corona lockdowns, but it will soon return to normal.

Love you all guys.

>> No.29690392

>>29688851
He meant 600k rupees.
>Needful getting done, every day

>> No.29690429

>>29683580
I already did, feels bad man

>> No.29690456

>>29682559
engineer, $105k
graduated three years ago

>> No.29690484

Wendy's chef
125k yr

>> No.29690548

Software engineering consultant so its the best of both worlds pre-covid
>coding and lax culture with the occasional chance to dress up
>always traveling and collecting travel points
>free lunches on the dime of the client
>can get assigned to non coding projects and just assess code / systems.
Not including spot bonuses, benefits to travel cards, etc. my base is 72k in Texas, so its very decent.

>> No.29690566

Unemployed student, trying to go to grad for accounting because econ degree is useless.

>> No.29690593

>>29688279
yes work hours suck, but i'm remote now

i am not a chad, but i run a lot

>> No.29690600

>>29688403

Some of us here who claim to be in tech used to be like you. 10~12 years ago I was mainly lurking/posting in /jp/ while I dropped out of uni. It wasn't until I saw my own mother collapse out of nowhere when I realized being a neet wasn't going to last long. If you're in your early 20's, be thankful you found this board instead.

>> No.29690843

>>29685386
>>29684220
do you need to be big and physically capable for your job? do you need some bullshit qualifications so you can even get a job?

sounds really comfy desu.

>> No.29690906

>>29682999
checked

>> No.29691125

>>29685960
Do you like it?
Any weird stories?

>> No.29691326

welder
$500k/yr

>> No.29691422

>>29690593
management consultant is a gigachad profession that I wouldn't expect to see on 4chan. same with investment bankers or PE

>> No.29691456

>>29686958
>ya'll
didn't read anything else you said

>> No.29691598

>>29682559
>What do you do and how much do you get paid?
>Graphic designer
>germany
>21k after tax
End my misery already. I stopped checking if cars are comming when I cross the street months ago, I just don't mind.

>> No.29691642

$72k, mechanical engineer

>> No.29691671

>>29690363
hey me too

>> No.29691868

>>29682559
Top producing real estate chad here in Canny Wanny(Canada for you outsiders)

I made 500k commission last year and am on track to 50-100% increase that number this year pending the market stays as hot as it is

>> No.29692132
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29692132

235k base salary 15% bonus, stock options
engineering manager FAANG

>> No.29692265

>>29691868
>>29692132
Pitiful larp

>> No.29692393

>>29682559
Solutions Engineer, 100k.

>> No.29692517

>>29682559
Software dev in 3rd world. I make around 30k USD a year, which is a pretty high wage here.
I make 2x my wage in crypto trading every month so I'll soon not need to work anymore

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>>29692265
cope

>> No.29692607

>>29692517
>I make 2x my wage in crypto trading every month
How?

>> No.29692798

>>29692607
I don't know. I just buy random shit and it works.
In mid january I bought a ton of GRT and it ended up 6x'ing before I pulled out.

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>>29682559
Social media influencer make about $70k a month from ads .

>> No.29692847

>>29682559
Cook at a retirement home, only making 37k a year before taxes. Its rough out here

>> No.29692875

>>29682559
Software architect
$145k + stock

>> No.29692946

>>29692798
Lucky you

>> No.29692968

>>29686574

>> No.29693074

>>29682559
spreadsheet jockey
>>29692824
teach me senpai

>> No.29693159

>>29690375
That's a nice story. Were you able to pay off the debt yet? Hope you do well bro.

>> No.29693174

>>29690375
nice anon, whereabouts? maybe I'll drop in while travelling if coronachan ever dies

>> No.29693362

>>29682559
Work in showbiz doing carpentry stuff. Unionized, 300-400 per day, didn't graduate high school, pretty good

>> No.29693490

>>29693159
Yes, I paid him and I've been sending him a percentage of the profit.
A shame business went almost to zero since 2020, and our currency became almost worthless.
Trying times.

>>29693174
Curitiba, Brazil.

>> No.29693491

>IT grunt
>£23k
I am slightly autistic so don't want to deal with people too much, I'm not intelligent enough to get into development. So this it pretty much my level.

There is a lot of larp in here though, no way half of these IT jobs are paying what you say they are. Knowing people in the industry and even a quick job search will tell you that.

>> No.29693603

>>29691598
yeah I know how you feel.they garnish our wages to feed all these parasites.Im doing some volunteer work in some retirement home atm.its a good thing that I dont have to clean the beds nor the spoiled former human beings that do nothing but complain and shit themselves.

>> No.29693620

it business analyst. i “wear a lot of hats;” i.e. bend over when i’m told. it gets me about $85k and good healthcare so i’m holding on until i make it

>>29684869
fuck i can’t wait for this to be me this weekend. haven’t had a comfy soldering project in a while

>> No.29693626 [DELETED] 

>>29693362
$18 hr warehouse

>> No.29694204

>>29693491
everything ITT is completely plausible except for this guy >>29692132, 235k base is like L6 level at Google/Facebook which makes them best of the best. why is someone that smart/experienced shitposting on /biz/

>> No.29694397

>>29690375
>1.5K USD
It's really that cheap to open a business in Brazil?

>> No.29694439

>>29694204
Nah, must be an american thing

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29694746

For example
>>29684506
>105k

https://www.reed.co.uk/jobs/front-end-web-developer-jobs

>> No.29694759

>>29694397
Yeap, it was 6k BRL at the time, enough to rent the store for a month (500 brl) and buy the computers/furnitures.

>> No.29694789

>>29686262
>reggie

>> No.29694825

>>29694746
what a wagie cuck

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>>29694204
yeah, i heavily advocated going full gitops, so having a monorepo and a gitops repo, all on k8s with istio doing the bulk of the work. then our APIs are monolithic in the sense that they're giant state machines that take data from the services related to them
this turned out to be the right course since steering my team's domains 2 years ago as a lead engineer, which is why i got the promo to engineering manager of the entire platform now

>> No.29694945

>>29690375
i worked in a cyber cafe in my first year of college, easily the comfiest job i ever had. especially the night shift, always one or two regulars would come in for the entire night and i could just get stoned with friends and play dota or shitpost on 4chan all night without interruption apart from selling a couple of snacks

i miss that time, life was so simple

>> No.29694989

>>29682559
I am getting paid to shill rubic here

>> No.29695011

accountant, $70k/year. slowly doing learn to code meme so i can make a livable wage.

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what do I do for a living? I am a liquidity provider

>> No.29695035

>>29691326
do you weld on the sea floor on oil rigs or some shit?

>> No.29695075

>>29682559
I'm a consultant who specializes in marketing and customer experience. I just got a new client this week that is pulling in 2-5million a month. I may actually get paid big boy bucks by this client, we'll see in the next few months.

>> No.29695081

95k, software engineer at a defense contractor; mostly web dev. It's alright I guess. Going on like 9 years with the company, but cause of the industry, you know you're always just one "we didn't win the re-bid on the contract" away from termination.

>> No.29695095

>>29694877
666167676f7420 ?

>> No.29695100
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29695100

I work as a funeral attendant at a funeral home/crematorium. All i do is attend funerals and process the deceased bones. This job has introduced me to a lot of new smells. Burning human flesh, rotting bodies, formaldehyde. They want to pay me to go to school to become either a funeral director or a mortician. Im oddly ok around dead ppl.

>> No.29695135

>>29694877
checked
which platform, dox yourself and ruin your career so people on the internet won't think you're a liar

>> No.29695143

Recruiter/Account Manager - $65K/Yr + some bonuses

>> No.29695178

>>29694945
Here we just open in business hours, we don't have a culture of going to cyber cafés and play the whole night, so after 7pm there are no customers.

>> No.29695214

Warehouse

~20k

>> No.29695324

>>29683326
Electrician, I think about falling into live panels alot.

>> No.29695492

>>29695178
we have a few in my city (EU) and its always full on weekend nights.
last summer i used to go every friday with two friends to grind CSGO until 5am. good times

forgot to add that the owner had like 20-30 antminers in the back so he probably wanted someone on site 24hrs a day instead of make profit off of gaymers lol

>> No.29695499

>>29683981
>65k a yr not much
>65k
>not much

there was a (((study))) that showed that happiness caps out at 75k but i dont know how true that is (never made that much)

>> No.29695563

Serving my mandatory service in the Air Force 500 USD/Month.
Want to get crypto rich before I finish my service.

>> No.29695840

>>29684918
>60k
>entry level

I make 45. what am i doing with my life

>> No.29695885

>>29690375
Just realized my ID has changed, this explain the lack of (you)s.

>>29695492
Cool.
Here even if there were costumers, wouldn't be wise to stay open past 7pm, too many thieves.

>> No.29695930

I'm a bus driver I make about £26k a year. I don't stop for black 'people' after dark because I pretend I can't see them. I also eat three huge bowls of chep Aldi bran flakes every morning so my passengers have to smell my disgusting farts.

>> No.29695936

>>29685499
you could really help some people in here i mean almost all of them are pretty lost. dont mind me im from reddit

>> No.29695994

>>29682559
Software Developer
I just quit

>> No.29695997

>>29695840
It's larp or they are talking about 60k rupees or Zimbabwe dollars

>> No.29696004

>>29682559
500 a week UI, broke faggot.

>> No.29696065

>>29695885
yeah shit was shady at night, i had a guy asking for straws so he could snort coke and every time i went to one other place someone always wanted to sell me amphetamines

>> No.29696093

>>29682666
Post your pin or it didn’t happen

>> No.29696101

>>29695499
I've heard 60-100k as the happiness cap for at least the last decade. At this point I have to assume that number has gone up, especially in the last year.

>> No.29696110

im CEO of yogurt

>> No.29696220

I work for a friend in "infrastructure", i can do basicly whatever i want and keep 80-90% of the money i bring in and if i dont have any external assignment i get 30k per year but then i have to do some manual labor at his house and some internal administration.

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>>29683563
tell me your ways

>> No.29696290
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29696290

I'M TIRED OF RETAIL. I WANT A WFM JOB

>> No.29696309

>>29682559
Day trader. Fuck wage slaving. I make more in a week in 1-2 hours a day than I did in 6 months at my last wage slave job. Never going back to that life.

>> No.29696313

A lawyer who can't spell lawyer

>> No.29696317

30k, CS manager. Larp at knowing what the fuck I’m doing with crypto, but really I’m just drinking myself to sleep and praying to allah that my portfolio doesn’t crash so i have to sell my trailer.

>> No.29696356

Social worker as a environmental therapist, i work 10 days a month and earn about 60k, at work i just play cards with retards, cook food and do some housecleaning. Mostly just on my phone and chillin. Pretty sweet!

>> No.29696380

Financial Crimes Analyst
$65k

>> No.29696383

>>29696065
True

>> No.29696440

programmer. 150k and i barely work :)

>> No.29696521

>>29685723
>bye bye pajeet poorfag

>> No.29696545

>>29682559
Python coding. Stupid LinkedIn recruiter brought me in promising C++. Luckily i own a couple houses and I'm getting rent from those as well. I'm at about 110k from job and 60k from rentals

>> No.29696607

Unemployed since last June

>> No.29696661
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>>29696309
teach us the way chad anon

>> No.29696660

>>29691326
??? what do you fucking weld the saudi arabian's copper toilet pipes together?

>> No.29696668
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>>29684220
>mfw all the sec companies around here require armed training and best I have a PEC

>> No.29696770

>>29686158
>fighting for jewish interests abroad
Cuck

>> No.29696788

>>29685960
Like... mortician? Or just working at the home?

>> No.29696827

>>29690375
in the 00s it was my dream to own a cybercafe and just hang there all day but the popularity kind of waned in my country.

what continent are you situated in?

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>>29684471

Based.

>> No.29696867

deep learning engineer

>> No.29697055

>>29696309
how much capital did you have when you quit? i think i'm going to at 1 million usd

>> No.29697082

>>29696309
Forgot to mention, I average around $2,000/day in profits day trading. Used to be a junior software engineer at a major insurance company making $86,000/year. My best day trading has been +$24,000 and worst day was -$4,000. I've been doing this a little over a year now and I wouldn't give up this freedom for anything.

>> No.29697098

>>29691326
big if true

>> No.29697107

>>29695930
Irrefutably based.

>> No.29697271

>>29687100
>>29687195

better off than me anon I went for my masters in education and I dropped out after first semester with tons of debt I already paid off doing wagie work. That job fucking blows and I knew I wasn't going to make it as a teacher. Respect though I think it's one of the hardest jobs on earth

>> No.29697369

collector of unemployment

>> No.29697370

>>29697055
I started with $150,000 in savings and my net worth is around $480,000 today.

>> No.29697408

>>29687006
I’m a depo reporter and I work a lot harder than you and don’t make that! How are you making 100k? Wtf?!?!!!!

>> No.29697455

>>29682559
Started working as a data analyst last year. 60K USD. Boring but easy job.

>> No.29697467

>>29689933
In a major city you'd need a roommate, if you live in bumfuck nowhere, you're set

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>>29686174
Disabled people don’t count

>> No.29698045

Computer vision researcher, 70k eur

>> No.29698092

tfw currently neeting and made $20k off crypto and I'm trying to figure out how to invest it in myself. This thread looked like the perfect opportunity to see what other people are doing and making and if they like it. I have literally no interests. I have a bachelors in history and 4 years of hotel experience. I want to turn my life around maybe even go back to school but I have no idea what to do. I don't even want a crazy salary I'd be really happy with a low stress 60k job.

>> No.29698126

>>29696661
All you have to do is come to with a strategy, backrest the shit out of it and tweak until it's profitable, and stick to it without letting emotions become involved in any of your trades. It's impossible not to make stupid amounts of money day trading if you can do these things, but the thing that kills most day traders is letting themselves be ruled by emotion and not knowing how to mitigate risk.

>> No.29698136

>>29682559

I'm the receptionist for the compliant desk when people don't get their welfare or emergency supports.

68K a year with benefits/sick days/paid vacation.

>> No.29698163

>>29682559
Formerly a waiter, now on pandemic bennies. I got about 200 euros a week but I live with my parents so it's all comfy.

>> No.29698174

>>29697370
damn, that seems like very little to quit your job off of. good on you though and good luck

>> No.29698237

Mobile App Developer, Europe, 64k/y

>> No.29698300

>>29683711
>600k stock
You mean promise money

>> No.29698307

>>29698126
Can you recommend any books or resources? Did you go to school? Is it possible to be profitable trading part time?

>> No.29698328

Unemployed 30 something year old with no degree trying to get a job.

>> No.29698379

>>29691422
diversity is our strength, i've been lurking on and off here since being a teenager supportive of ron paul which led to an interest in crypto which led to being here haha

>> No.29698470

>>29695840
>>29695997
I'll admit I'm rounding up, it's probably closer to like 55k us dollary doos. But 60k really isn't that unheard of. My area's market is pretty bad but someone I know with a math degree got 65k for their first dev job (and they are fucking garbage too) while my coworker's first job was like 30k.

>> No.29698567

28, quality specialist at a food company, 55k dollarinos a year in tax heaven sweden

>> No.29698617

>>29684905
Do you need to hire some help?

>> No.29698677

>>29698567
also 32 paid vacay days and 1k bonus every year minimum

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19k

Besides, I'm going to sleep, because I get up at 5 a.m. tomorrow

I want to kill myself

>> No.29698908

I manage cam girls. It doesn't make much money, but it's easy and feels kind of good. Unfortunately I only talk to them online and never see anyone in person.

>> No.29698953

Freight Broker. $12.50 an hour + commission.

Made 60k my first year, will make 80k this year.

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Fuck everyone here is making so much.
9k eur a year for me

>> No.29699240

Neurologist
65k euro
3 25h shifts per month
Neurological disease is gruesome

>> No.29699245

>>29697082
Pls teach me your ways.

>> No.29699274

>>29690843
You definitely don't need to be at all as it's not a very physical job, although I'd been bodybuilding for just over 2 years when I was hired, so perhaps the appearance of my frame was the deciding factor for how I got the job. I work with people of varying shapes and sizes.

Qualification is just a security license that's earned from an easy 3 week course. I should mention that you need to run your paperwork through the police so they can put your details on record and ensure you've never been involved with any serious criminal activity as you need a clean record.

Sorry for the late reply

>> No.29699298

£28k working as a project manager in a marketing agency. Pretty shit desu but I'm working on something much better and I live at home so only spend a few thousand per year.

>> No.29699305

>>29698307
>school kek
just do it with paper money until you get it. Its not that hard, you just to be average smart. Im in business school and that shit doesnt teach you shit about the markets. Look up general concepts and patterns and you will make a killing after a while

>> No.29699365

>>29698174
Thanks Anon. Living in a very low cost of living area (rural Ohio) and having no debt + paid off house and car helps. I could stretch that $150,000 into about 5 years of living expenses if I absolutely had to. If I included house, land, and car in my net worth it's closer to $750,000.

>> No.29699578

mechanic, open cut coal mine, fix huge earth moving machines
180k

>> No.29699844

Seeing these wages makes me want to neck myself. Everyone I know earns less than 30k and anything entry level I manage to get will be 20k tops. Why are Brit wages so bad bros.

>> No.29699890

>>29699365
sounds great,how old are you?

>> No.29700151

>>29698307
I don't have any formal schooling for this and can't really recommend any books, everything you need to know you can learn for free on the internet. Literally all of my knowledge came from a litany of random websites, message boards, and YouTube videos. Be wary of anyone offering to sell you courses or guaranteeing profit, if they're really a decent day trader they wouldn't need the income from selling "courses" or whatever other snake oil they offer. My advice for you is to take it slow and learn as much as you possibly can before playing with real money. I did paper trading (fake money/practice account) for a full year before I invested any real cash, and that experience made all the difference. You can be profitable part time for sure if you can be active during the most active hours for the market. 90% of my trading happens between 9:30am and 11:00am. I can't stress enough the importance of removing emotions from the equation altogether to be successful at this, and being patient/educating yourself.

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29700204

Office manager, 70k (pretty high salary in flyover)

>> No.29700223

>>29682559
I work with CNC machines and i don't really get paid much but i pretty much just browse 4chan all day so yeah...

>> No.29700571

Mechanical engineer
$60k

>> No.29700734

>>29699890
I'll be 31 in a few months. Never thought I'd be this comfy/free at this age. I can up and fuck off somewhere for 2 weeks or even longer at the drop of a hat (in fact did this fairly recently, went on a mule packing trip out west for 10 days and had an absolute blast) or just hang out in the barn with my horses all day when I'm feeling shitty, and that freedom is amazing.

>> No.29700736

I'm doing a PhD in maths, I get paid basically fuck all, at the moment I am taking two months off (unpaid) due to lockdown because I am just sick of everything. I used to make money to pay all my bills and expenses with 3D printing but now I am doing it with crypto and I have started to learn forex trading, I am digging the idea of working for myself at home in my underpants for the rest of my life, but I don't know how realistic that is. I really envy those bitcoin millionaire types, not even because of the money, but the freedom and security, my family is poor as hell and I live in one of the poorest parts of the UK to keep costs down while studying. I would love to have long term financial security, so I'm currently seeing how smart I really am by applying forex methods to crypto, so far I tripled my account in the space of a week, no buy and hold, just swing trading based on the usual meme lines etc. I already know someone who does this and his income is disgustingly large so I am confident the ability can be developed to pull money from these markets on a whim, it's just a case of whether or not I can do it personally. I am starting to pick out low cap coins I will be rolling my profits into for long term holding, but this means reading lots of whitepapers etc.

I just wish I could skip ahead 12 months and see how this is actually going to turn out for me

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