/biz/ - Business & Finance

first

1. Reddit nazis get upset Trump loses like everyone suspected he would
2. Decide to target DA JOOZ by shorting a particular stock (GME was based on some old /v/ meme)
3. They figure Joe Biden will do something drastic like prevent normal people from trading in response
4. Fail like always
5. Safety measures put in place activate, stops GME from raising too high and collapsing the economy
6. Reddit is now down about $400 each per share
7. Desperately try to shill on /biz/ and Twitter and Discord to make people buy into their failed ponzi scheme
8. Trump's tax forms are released, chance of him going to jail is now 99%

tl;dr its like when you tell a fat retarded little boo-boo baby boy in the grocery store he can't have that toy, so he begins crying and shitting and farting as well. Wallstreetbets is that boy.

Diamond hands

>>29677861
If this hits $500 I can quit my retail job bros

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

To the goddamn outer reaches of space

165 HOLY GUACAMOLE!!!

IT'S HAPPENING, HALT IT

Go back

MODS STICKY

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29677956
Third time's the charm on your SHITTY copypasta, eh?
Get fucked, kike cunt.

I will put a sharpie in my ass if it hits 180 in 2 hours

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

imagine not buying the second wave

WE GOING UP BOYOS!

NOT
EVEN
POWER
HOUR

>>29678004
this please sticky jesus fuck

i dont think it will happen but what the fuck actually happens if all those $800 calls finish ITM?

$165, holy fucking shit it happening.

>>29677969
Keep an eye on tomorrow.
Go look at the options chain.

>>29677969
Why would you quit working at wendys?

time is running out, goy. you know we will win. we always win in the end. even if you make money, we will inflate the dollar so much that you'll have less than when you started.

>>29677956
Cope

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

initiate crab

HERE. WE. FUCKING. GOOOOOO!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdI8k1B1spI

WE HAVE LIFTOFF

>it'll never hit 160 again

It's fucking exploding. 200 EOD

>>29678025
Better get some lube real quick

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29678019
they didn't even bother with the pic this time kek

AND JUST LIKE THAT GME WILL NEVER BE BELOW 160 EVER AGAIN

167! TO THE FUCKING MOOOOOON

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29677861
Stock market getting FUCKED IN THE ASS while GME skyrockets.
Best timeline.

its only just beginning

>>29678049
Cramer having a mental breakdown live on CNBC.

>>29677956

You will never be a woman kys

>>29677956
this is cope on a level not seen before since 2016's MUH RUSSIA STOLE THE ELECTION

>>29678061
*walmart
And if it hits 500, I can go back to college and regain my scholarships that I lost

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IT HIT 170 IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOM

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

170 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

170 SMASHED
MY FUCKING BENIS

>>29678161
ITS ONLY THE FUCKING BEGINNING. ANYTHING BELOW $200 IS A GOOD PRICE TO GET IN

>>29677861
wagmi

170 AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>170$
170$
>170$
170$
>170$
170$
>170$
170$
>170$
170$
>170$
170$

GOGOGOGO

I FUCKING MISSED THE PUMP
ALL MY CASH IS IN AMC AND HEDGIES ARE KEEPING IT AT 10

HOLY FUCK THATS A PUMP

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29678161
POOOMP EET

OK LET'S TRY AGAIN
if id red= bad!
if id green= good!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>173
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMPING

>>29678027
Those who didn’t buy at 40 should be banned from buying any now. FOMO fags ruin everything.

>>29678150
178!

WARP SPEED

>>29677969
LMAO IT LITERALLY TOOK 3 MINUTES

THIS IS THE SQUEEZE ISN'T IT? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

SHOT STRAIGHT TO 180 HOLY SHIT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HODL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNSvn9O4yxo

>>29678262
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29678262
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29678262
Rollin'

>>29678262

If they can crash the DOW and the NASDAQ enough they can turn it off. Circuit breakers.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29678025
OH ANNNNOOOOONNNNNN

>>29677861
Thread theme:
https://youtu.be/6olQibRrMaU

>>29677861
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUU

YESSSSSS I CAN AFFORD THAT FORNITE SKIN I WANT

>180$ rejected
COME ON JEWS, I KNOW YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF KABALISTIC RITUALS, SURRENDER NOW

Yeah, I'm thinking we're back

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

newfag here what's this oooo shit lol

>>29677861
guys im so fucking scared, i thought i lost my entire 10k investment 2 weeks ago, but its almost at the price i bought in at and i dont think i could handle the feeling of watching it all sink back to 40$ again. i need some encouraging words to not sell right now

I'M FREAKING OUT AHHHHHH

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING BROS!?!?!?!?
>$175

So if Melvin is shorting again doesnt that create another squeaze in the future?

>>29678025
DELIVER FAGGOT

180 REACHED

>>29678262
Checks out

$200 eod

>>29678336
Dow will hit 15k after the squeeze
Check em

>180
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's habbening again check these digits

>>29678025
PIC AND TIMESTAMP NOW MOTHERFUCKER

DON'T SELL BELOW 1000$ MOTHERFUCKERS
HOOOOOLDDDDD

HOLY FUCK LADS

WAGMI BROS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DOWN SO I CAN BUY I WAS IN AMC

IT'S GOING TO HIT 200 IN LIKE 10 MINUTES AT THIS RATE

>2x on investment has occurred
So this is what heroin feels like

>>29678400
SCARED MONEY DONT MAKE MONEY FAG

>>29678400
Checked

200 next 15 min

$180
>$180
$180
>$180
$180
>$180
$180
>$180

>>29678375
$183 my man. we are launching

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing

WE ARE GOING TO MAKE IT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Imagine having sold today

WTF IT BROKE 180 IN SECONDS

Dubs and it happens watch the digits

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BACK IN THE GREEN

https://youtu.be/zEUWFpSKbvE
GROOVE TIME

>>29678025
Time to cash that check buttboy

>panic sold at 135

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ

170 solid now

>184 high

>>29678400
You’ve come this far why not see it through?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AH
AH
AH
AH

Can someone explain why it's going up?

Does anyone know?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29678395
OOOOOOOOOO is pump. AAAAAAAAAAAA is dump. This shit is a roller coaster ride of fuck.

>>29678455
KEK WILLS IT

YARMULKE ALERT

>>29678400
HOLD
HOLD
HOLD
HOOOOOOOLDDDD

>>29678025
Better have that sharpie ready, anon.

WHERE'S SHARPIE GUY

when do i put the rest of my money in? its significant so im waiting. I know this will go up to the thousands but i just wonder if there will be another serious dip

>>29678025
FIVE FUCKIN MINUTES LMAO

>>29678244
>He bought AMC
>He bought a stock with a max of $20
>Passed on GME
>A stock with a theoretical limitless price ceiling

You haven't missed the boat yet lad. We haven't even cast off the docks.

THE WEAK ARE SELLING

(EXTREMELY BULLISH)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OD3DIgjm70

>>29678543
The weak are culled.

>>29678578
call options are completely cucking them

IM FUCKING MOONING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT WAS THAT

>>29678578
Squozening

>>29678475
AMC is lagging behind GME right now.

>>29678578
Moon mission is lifting off.

The shills can't stop us, the kikes can't stop us
Burn in hell Melvin

ok :D

>>29678289
How do you think the price rises so quickly anon?

The OOOOs give it power

>>29678578
GME's fundamentals got better and GME's been trying to go up for weeks. The hedge funds can only artificially keep it low for so long.

>>29678611
Fucking kek'd

NEW TOWER LEVEL UNLOCKED

>>29678025
Get to it anon

>>29678025
TIME TO DELIVER FAGGOT

>>29678400

>>29678025
TIME TO PAY DIVIDENDS TO THE BOARD ANON

THE LAST OF THE CRAB HAS BEEN SMASHED
TAKE OFF
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is so stressful bros

I regret buying just 1 stock. I should have averaged down when it was at 50

>>29678578
People hate Melvin as much or more than we do.

>>29678025
Better get on that. You have to use two jumbos if this is dubs, get a bad dragon and paint it to look like a sharpie if trips

>>29678025
POST SHARPIE IN POOPER

>>29678640
Two days ago, we're now on Mr. Bones Volatility ride and there's no stope

C A N T S T O P W O N T S T O P G A M E S T O P
A N T S T O P W O N T S T O P G A M E S T O P C
N T S T O P W O N T S T O P G A M E S T O P C A
T S T O P W O N T S T O P G A M E S T O P C A N
S T O P W O N T S T O P G A M E S T O P C A N T
T O P W O N T S T O P G A M E S T O P C A N T S
O P W O N T S T O P G A M E S T O P C A N T S T
P W O N T S T O P G A M E S T O P C A N T S T O
W O N T S T O P G A M E S T O P C A N T S T O P
O N T S T O P G A M E S T O P C A N T S T O P W
N T S T O P G A M E S T O P C A N T S T O P W O
T S T O P G A M E S T O P C A N T S T O P W O N
S T O P G A M E S T O P C A N T S T O P W O N T
T O P G A M E S T O P C A N T S T O P W O N T S
O P G A M E S T O P C A N T S T O P W O N T S T
P G A M E S T O P C A N T S T O P W O N T S T O
G A M E S T O P C A N T S T O P W O N T S T O P
A M E S T O P C A N T S T O P W O N T S T O P G
M E S T O P C A N T S T O P W O N T S T O P G A
E S T O P C A N T S T O P W O N T S T O P G A M
S T O P C A N T S T O P W O N T S T O P G A M E
T O P C A N T S T O P W O N T S T O P G A M E S
O P C A N T S T O P W O N T S T O P G A M E S T
P C A N T S T O P W O N T S T O P G A M E S T O

SHUT
IT
DOWN

>>29678025

it's over
sell
sell
sell

300 EOD is not a meme

Burn the hedgies to the ground

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29678666
CHECKED HAIL SATAN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>29678745
Rookie numbers, you need to up those numbers bro.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BACK TO 160

>Moron normies selling the second they have profit
These fags don't have the stomach for this shit.

FUCK ITS OVER SELLLLLLLLLL

that was the squeeze boys. its over

>>29678025
fuck sake man

WHATS HAPPENING

>>29678400
You put in 10k to make money, not to breakeven.
If you wanted to breakeven, not buying in the first place would have been the easiest way to do it.
So, after all that hardship, you want to cut yourself at the knees and pull out now?
Profit is for closers only.

>>29678400

Just hurry up and sell so it pumps again

>>29678777
Checkin' those lucky 7s

>>29677969
Fuck yeah, I'm cheering for you

Fuck jews, kikes and shills. Eat the rich.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
jk i'm gonna buy the dip in a little bit

>>29678025
pay up anon with pic

>>29678681
It's a gamma squeeze like last time. Not a lot of retail this time though. Could go either way.

Today, I will remind them.

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71JOIJKbse0&ab_channel=placeboing

>>29678666
SATAN TRIPS DON'T LIE

>bought in at 180

rejected

too late to buy again...
heh. good luck out there boys.

WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING. I SELL MY 2 $52 THIS MORNING AND THEN BUY AT $180

ITS LITERALLY NOT EVEN CLOSE TO POWER HOUR. THAT WAS JUST A TASTE FOR 180. WERE GONNA LOCK BACK AT 180 THE SAME WAY WE LOOK BACK AT 50

>retards in here surrendering to the hurricane
youre supposed to be in the eye. stop acting like women

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BRUCE ATE THE BAGEL
THE STOCK WENT UP

>>29678025
You are a faggot now lol

>>29678868
>>29678880
>>29678884
>>29678889
>>29678899
THOSE DIGITS

>>29678957
Not really, some egghead on WSB figured out they're dumping shares from ETFs to crash the price and make retards panic sell.

>>29678973
good job you executed the "buy high sell low" method

>>29678666
THE DARK LORD IS WITH US

*casts spell to make green candles again*

OY VEY WE'VE GOT TO HOLD THEM BACK MELVIN

Is it to be expected that shit slows down at lunch time?

>>29677956
>little boo-boo baby boy
woman or jew detected

Here comes there resistance.
Do not worry lads. Every pump down is a bullet in the barrel for when it DUMPS UP.
This /is/ a pump n dump. I've been lying to you all this whole time...
It's been a REVERSE PND this whole time.
I plan to dump this stock to 1000000000000000 dollars and leave you all holding the bags.
Get fucked, /biz/.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29678969
Just buy fractional dude...

>>29679011
CHECKED

>>29678578
shorts started to lose control yesterday when fed systems went down. as soon as they couldn't trade with themselves to push down the price it popped off. calls started to kick into overdrive which has now pushed a gamma squeeze.

hype train took off as a result and the shorts can't beat it back

>>29678981
200 @ power hour check em

>>29678954
>buying at market open
When will you retards learn

OOOOOO

>>29679036
And im gunna get my fucking account flagged for daytrading

WE'RE GOING BACK UP
WE BELIEVE IN YOU GME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmLrJTpOx4A

>>29678973
lmao based retard

>>29679091
300 AT POWER HOUR CHECK EM

>>29678936
I can tell you if it starts crabbing here for a while, retail will fucking notice.

>>29679048
ITS WICKING BACK UPU

>>29677956
cope harder I'm about to cum.

>>29678860
SHUT UP FAG

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

POOMP MORE YOU STUPID MONKEYS!

>>29678973
I DIAGNOSE YOU WITH THE BIG RETARD BUT DONT WORRY MY FRIEND THERE IS STILL A 10X FOR YOU

>>29679048
based, gmi

>>29678981

This. Based

Gentlemen, calm down and talk about potential price target EOW.
My guess would be 300.

>>29679133
uh oh

>>29679133
O SHIT ANON

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING VOLUME HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>29678578
zero shares available to borrow
https://fintel.io/ss/us/gme
running low on ETF shares to short too
https://fintel.io/ss/us/xrt

>>29679133
OH SHIT

>>29679133
300 confirmed

i'm actually kinda pissed. i wanted to buy a couple more shares when it was at 48, but wealthsimple taks 3 business days to deposit money into your account and i needed one more day. now i'm stuck with 1 meme share and i don't really wanna buy in at ~170. JUST FUCKING DEPOSIT MY MONEY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>29678653
AT LEAST $5000 SHORT SQUEEZE IF THE $800 GAMMA SQUEEZE HAPPENS OMFG

>>29679105
What does that even do? I'm guessing you're on RobinHood.

>>29679131
I sold my apple stock cause it wasnt doing anything. So was it really a loss?

>>29679011
ah I see you are a fellow man of culture

>>29679133
CHECKED

>>29678973
How did you manage $52 this morning? It was at 120.
Maybe you should apply to Melvin.

>>29678666
SATAN-SAMA I KNEEL

$300 EOD $300 EOD

170 is the top.
Sell before too late

i want to fucking die i lost my chance to buy 340 at 44 SOMEBODY END ME

Poorfag with 2 shares at $72. $380 buying power. Do I buy 2 more shares and fuck up my average? What would the breakpoint be to make ruining my $72 average a good move?

>>29679133
witnessed

>first GME pump
>wife goes to OBGYN and finds out we had a miscarriage
>first GME dump
>procedure to remove the baby
>today
>burial day
I feel like it's connected

>>29679072
Noooo you can’t just make us all insanely rich! That’s not how this works! The stock market was supposed to be rigged! What will I tell my wife now that I’m no longer bankrupt!!!

>>29679133
300 confirmed
KEK WILLS IT

>>29679133
Holy crap Louis

>>29679239
yeah. i guess it stops you from daytrading for 90 days or somethign along the lines.>>29679279

Bought at 52 yesterday

>>29679236
This just in- Cramer bullish on GME

https://cointelegraph.com/news/jim-cramer-thinks-gamestop-should-convert-their-stores-into-crypto-info-centers

>>29679076
This is what I did. Only had $130 spare yesterday so I put $100 into AMC and $30 into GME. Not expecting to make hundreds of dollars from it or anything, just a bit of extra cash.

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO
https://youtu.be/8gyLR4NfMiI?t=98

So wait... if retail manages to pull this off cause obv they’re the scape goat... what actually happens??

This will be 400 EOD. My digits confirm it.

>>29679227
You had three weeks to get ready, fucking leaf.

>Back in the 170 club

>>29679011
checked
....wait

>>29677969
How much are you betting from your own money?

>>29679133
when’s power hour?

I may become an addict, I'm not nervous at all.

>>29679307
>$170- broken
What were you saying about the top?

>(You) tomorrow at 4:01 PM

>>29679048
IT'S WORKING

>>29678422
post ur face when profits
>>29679133

>>29679342
Why would RobinHood want to stop you from daytrading, that doesn't make sense
How many times are you allowed to buy/sell in a day to prevent the flag?
You should consider using a different service.

>>29679133
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

UP UP AND AWAY

>>29679416
2 hours. 12pm PST is when GME went from 40 to 191

>>29679416
3:00PM EST 3333333333333333333333

>>29679416
Closing time lol

>>29679372
we make a bunch of dollars as the dollar becomes worthless

>>29679385
but i already bought in at 50!!!!!!!!! i was ready!!!!!!!

i can't handle this
i want to sell b-but

>>29679000
>>29679073
>>29678849

>>29679476
SHAZAM

>>29679439
Does that mean im supposed to sell?

>>29679445
Now THIS is bogracing!

>>29678957

>>29679048

Literally everything on my watchlist red except gme, wtf bros

>>29679456
Federal law. If you have less than $25k, you can only do so many buy/sell pairs per five days before you get flagged as a day trader, thus requiring the 25k minimum portfolio

>>29679458

560K a share when this is all over....

they shut down the markets forever for retail

>>29677956
there should be a DNA test before you're able to get on 4chan, the amount of obvious kikes is just sickening

>>29679456
Something something tax reporting requirements I guess

GENTLEMAN

every time you OOOOOOOOOOOO the price goes up

WHAT PRICE DOES GME HAVE TO REACH FOR JANNIES TO NECK THEMSELVES?

>>29679312
Buy a call option contract. Roll the die.

>>29679398
$1k, I brought at $100. If the stock shoots 500, that's a 5x which brings me to 5k. Which would allow me to pay for the 3 classes that I failed 2 years ago, retaking those classes and passing means I can regain my scholarships; which would allow me to simply do college fulltime without having to work a deadend job

>>29679511
This, we're just squeezing into the last decent moments before Weimericazil collapses.

>>29679579
Dow is down 500 points, gives me goosebumps thinking about it.

>almost every single stock in the market is in the shitter
>except GME

tfw listened to 4chan and sold at $50

>>29679589
also taxed differently for income

RIP to anyone who panic sold this morning's dip

>>29679609
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GME literally inverses the entire market>>29679665
>>29679579

>>29679671
Awwww ain't that a shame

>>29679319
That's really fucked up anon I'm sorry for your loss.

>>29679650
Take your fucking shot anon, I believe in you

>>29679614

>>29679691
The weak were culled; it was a necessary evil to remove the paper hands

>>29678025
Careful not to lose the cap in there anon. You gay now boy

>>29679382

No mine will

>>29679035
Unless it’s an incredible coincidence, the theory about major funds unloading etfs and especially tech to cover shorts in the meme stocks looks like it’s playing out as predicted. Something that I think none of us can totally wrap our heads around is how small the float is, and for how long it’s consistently been drying up. This really might take some government bailouts at the end of the day. Ken Griffin and frens weren’t being ultra cautious in front of Congress for no reason.

LOL

>>29679609
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29679609
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

is thrre a real chance this shits out before 300? i bought in this morning at 120 and thinking of making a sell order at 180 to cash out

>>29679691
That was me anon

somebody pls end my fucking life i cant buy a gun here and lost my chance to buy 340 stocks pls

>>29679650
YOU CAN DO IT ANON!

>>29679628
Lol, the only ones I can afford are the $680+ ones...

>>29679609
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29679776
are we crashing the markets?

>>29679764
explain this webm like im retarded, pls

>>29679680
>listening to shills
There’s your problem, you’re just retarded.

>>29679665
How much is being dumped to cover ridiculous $200+ entry short positions? If this goes over 300 today this is going to be much worse tomorrow.

>I'll wait til it dips to 120
>I'll wait til it dips to 130
>I'll wait til it dips to 140
>I'll wait til it dips to 150
>I'll wait til it dips to 170
>I'll wait ti-

THERE ARE NO MORE DIPS. BUY NOW OR STAY POOR WE'RE GOING TO SPACE.

>>29679609
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

the train is boarding now, this the only chance to escape your pathetic cuck life and screw you know who.
We are one elon's tweet away from 1 k.
Board now or cry forever

>>29679609
ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29679319
oh thats fucked up dude im really sorry

>>29679579
Yea the world as we know it will be over in a couple of days.

>>29679764
What I am looking at

>>29679776
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW FUDDERS?

>>29679665
VIX is up 10% kek

>>29679609
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29679867
>>29679867
>>29679867
>>29679867
>>29679867
NEW BREAD NEW BREAD
>>29679867
>>29679867
>>29679867
>>29679867
>>29679867

>>29679614
420$

get out at 185 boys

>>29679800
How have you still not realized that every share of gme literally is a blank cheque???

>>29678400
You've been at $40 before, you can handle $40 again.

>>29679609
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29679609
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOoOOOooOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29679829
hedgies are selling everything just to not instantly die trying to cover GME

>>29679888
OMG

THIS IS THE FINAL CALL FOR BOARDING.
GET IN NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE.

>>29679868
based

>>29679983
Too late to buy or no?

>>29679319
I'm so sorry to hear that anon. I can't imagine how you feel. Know that you are not alone in this tragedy and it happens to even the best people.
I am hoping you and your wife the best next time around.

>>29680024
IT'LL BE TOO LATE WHEN IT'S $1k

>>29678400
i'll give you a word. No money is easy. You did the hardest part and held. It would be retarded to sell now

>>29679764
>Something that I think none of us can totally wrap our heads around is how small the float is, and for how long it’s consistently been drying up.
We actually been saying that all month, despite all the shilling. After the initial drop, no one is selling anymore. And DFV double down triggered another round of buy and hold.
>This really might take some government bailouts at the end of the day.
Biden can’t even send out his Covid checks. Good luck bailing out billionaires.
Pic related

>>29679319
I am really sorry for your loss anon, me and my wife may be in a similar boat due to her mothers poor choices before she had her. Godspeed and godbless.

>>29680024
this will easily reach 400 tomorrow

>>29680024
last day below $200

>>29679048
Based

>>29679609
holy shit it actually worked

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>29679319
Fuck, anon. I'm so sorry to hear about that. My mum had a miscarriage in the 90s and I know how much that must hurt.
Be strong, bro.

>only had 500 in account

Damn, just dumped in another $1000, any idea how long this will last?

>>29679800
I was a retard and bought back at $240

faggots told me to sell and I told them I'd hold because I got nothing to lose by just holding it and hoping it might go up again

my fucking retard luck wins again I'm not selling until I make a profit

FUCK THE SHILLS FUCK THE HEDGIES FUCK THE KIKES LETS SHOW THEM HOW A MAN REALLY GAMBLES

>>29679888
>>29679966
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

>>29677956
Why is this pasta
Die kike

>>29679888
>>29679966
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>Only bought 5 shares when it was sub-50
I'm never gonna make it guys

>>29679888
Dw bro, check these dubs. we have your lifetime atleast left to go

>>29679966
>>29679888

>>29679319
i’m sorry anon, stay strong.

Which meme stock is a better idea? I was thinking AMC looked better yesterday but now I'm thinking GME, unironically.

EVERY LIVING BEING IN THE UNIVERSE!

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

>>29679966
the fucking dubs CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP GAME STOP

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

WE GO MOON NOW 100K A SHARE PLUS NIGGERS

NINO IS LOVE
NINO IS LIFE

>>29679903
>>29679830
It was posted last time it was over $200, think it was claimed to be demonstrating a short ladder executing but I just think it looks neat

UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29680366
Checked

>>29680424
TAKE MY ENERGY

MISTER BONES
I WOULD LIKE TO GET OFF YOUR WILD RIDE

Lads. AMC or GME? Which meme stock has more potential?

I'm going in. Take me to the moon guys!

>>29680820
BUY BOTH

>>29680820
AMC is cheaper
GME is big boy if you wanna spend the big bucks on a gamble

>>29680841
How does x3 by tomorrow EOD sound friend?

>>29678025
Post pic sharpie sodomite

>He didn't buy GME when it was <$50

>>29680841
>He bought?

>>29680844
I have 10 AMC shares right now, and half of one GME. I'm not expecting to get rich off this pump or anything, but if I could make a few bucks, I'm gonna be happy. It's just that GME seems more promising at the moment, so I'm considering switching my AMC to GME when there's a bit of a dip.

>>29680576
GREEN IDS, LEND ME YOUR POWEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR

>>29679888