/biz/ - Business & Finance

STOP THE COUNT!!!!

Who here /$ROPE/?

NIGGERS AAAAAA

PLTR finally bottoming. Looking like a good dip buy opportunity for those who had the patience to wait.

UPDATE MY PORTFOLIO WEALTHSIMPLE
YOU CANT HIDE THESE GME GAINEES FOREVER

i looked at the charts
and tried my hand at ta
but smg laughed and said
i was probably gay

>Palantir getting crapped on
>Tech getting meme'd on

hi

>>29678649
What can I day trade lol I’ve lost so ouch money

FUCKING GAMESTOP

Crashing all my stocks

EVERY GME HOLDING FAGGOT SHOULD BE EXECUTED ON THE STREETS FOR DOING THIS

SOXL

YOU PUSH IT

>bond are correlated with the market because of years of ZIRP
Does that mean GME is the last great hedge for the market?

>6 months gains wiped in 3 days

IT'S OVER AAHAHAHHAA

well im all cash now. not gonna ride this down any further

IN CASE YOU DIDN'T SEE

THERE WAS JUST A DEATH'S CROSS ON THE SPX. THE MARKET IS FUCKED BROS

IF THIS ISN'T ENOUGH TO CONVINCE YOU, UNDERSTAND THIS IS ALSO A BEARISH OVERTAKING ON THE DAILY CANDLE

>>29678649
*ahem*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>GME

I was feeling depressed so I went outside and soaked in some sun

I'm getting BOGGED hard as fuck right now

>>29678649

Keep calm and keep riding the Basedhorse.

NO NO NO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH MY GOD MOMMYY OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i love lum

HEY LUM
HOW'S GOING?
i HEARD YOU HAVE A LITTLE PROBLEM OVER THERE

can this really be explained by investors bailing positions to pump GME?

>>29678746
No fren we are all gay and TA helps a lot but just remember its just a horoscope and could go bad or go good.

POWELL

PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE ALREADY

WE NEED YOU

I'm getting completely fucked by semiconductors
Why didn't I just stay in cash instead of continually buying this bullshit "dip"

The easy money machine stock market is over. FUCKING SUCKS

>>29678883
you know exactly how it's going

>not buying meme stocks in clownworld
jokes on you

clown market clown world

STINKY POOPIE

>>29678746
I tried to make gains
I really did try
my errors to pains
I guess I should die

DUBS FOR RECESSION

Honest question -- is this temporary or should I bail?

what do you call this pattern?

>>29678801
Sweet mother of god.

It truly is over for stocks. We going full on crash mode if that goes over 1.5% and holds or goes higher.

Why is GME surging right now but not AMC? I thought they were linked

Dang, I just sold all my zoomer stocks at a loss. Only holding MET

>>29678937
NICE TRY LUM POSTER

>>29678888
Yes and no.

down %18 on pltr someone fucking shoot me.

>EVERY SINGLE POSITION IN THE RED

I SHOULD HAVE FUCKING BOUGHT SOXS

SOXL RECOVER YOU FUCKER

It’s a market-wide Holocaust

AMC and GME green
The rest of the world is red
Pic related

Attention Required. Your portfolio value is near your margin maintenance. You can deposit funds or sell stock to prevent a margin call.

All things considered im doing okay. Oil not tanking as much as other things

>>29678746
It's OK. My own crackpot TA did not work today.

thank you for giving my gains to niggers me Biden I heard a new Jordan’s 1 colorway is about to come out so I understand they need it more than me

GME IS THE MARKET NOW. BUY BUY BUY GRAB A CALL MAKE $10,000 OVERNIGHT FOR TOMORROW

DUBS FOR LUM BEING UGLY

>>29678716
Why would a man shoot himself if he's about to hang?

Unironically: what is going on?

IF somebody can answer this question I'll suck their dick.

>>29678784
>blame the bulls
>not the bears
Thats right anon. All those redditors and their stocks took this from you.
You know what must be done.

>>29678947
It's the "Bag holding for a year+ or selling for a loss" trend line

FUCKING GME FUCK YOU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>29678937
correction in overpriced stocks

>>29679046
>$169

>>29678947
The bear got into the fish pond.

Tempted to buy GME kek

>>29678950
I’m hoping it dips so I can buy into AMC. Shit will blow up by March.

i just threw up

>>29678947
Collapse of the mutant fishery

This is the opportunity guys. Start your accumulations on the right stuff with the right size and go away for a few weeks, maybe even a few months, and when you get back, go ahead and buy a car, a house, or several depending on your scale.

>>29678950
Its a lot easier to dump AMC as the price is lower and easier to scare people into selling.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST NASDUMP

>in for 300 shares of QCOM at 147

im at the point where im just gonna turn off my platform for the rest of the month, bros.

>>29678918
NOT REALLY, I'M TOO BUSY MAKING MONEY, YOU KNOW
LUM
HEY LUM

DUBS AND FRIDAY RECOVERY

>bought soxl at 600 thinking gamestop fard and shidd and die
>it grew stronger and soxl is going sub 500
END ME

Nothing personal, kid.

>>29678888
Checked and no it's punishment on high to shake out covid neetbux investors and redditfags from the market. Biden won so the pandemic can be over and everyone can go back to the wage cage

>>29679068

>>29678744
Use a real-time price source alongside your app fellow Wealthcuckple fren
you're gonna get fucked otherwise

>>29678947
The "algae bloom."

Oof.
How to determine if it's a dip or a falling knife?

>>29678937
oh you, you can't spam this! it ruins the magic if you don't only do it once. but alas another failure. hehehehe

>>29679007
PLTR WILL NEVER BE ABOVE $0.30 AGAIN

>>29678947
mercury poisoning

Fuck GME and fuck CRBP

GUSH is currently fucking my portfolio up but BP is carrying me into the green. BP is just too fucking based.

>>29678947
Opportunity.

I've made 3 dollars off of amc today.
and thats about it.

SUFFOCATION

NO BREATHING

>>29678965
the Clown World has no rhyme or reason.

>>29679068
god I wish i could go back to youth when all the girls looked like this and it was so easy to trick them into letting you creampie them.

I'm fucking dizzy and nauseous.

>>29679029

>tfw the only stocks I have right now are AMC and GME

>>29679068
The world is a circus. So either become a clown & get some little gains, or become the ringleader and own everything.

tell me cheapies right now. I'll do some check so if you're gonna post shit to sell me your bags kill yourself

>>29679049
Shit taste

>>29679129
EVENS AND GME IS THE MARKET
EVERYTHING ELSE DOOMPS

CLF tranny aka KTOV anon aka REFR shill has completed his latest pump and dump on /smg/ and elsewhere. He will find a new ticker and repeat it with relentless shilling and pictures of his robinhood account.
My guess? KXPLF
>>29678947
Speaking of pump and dumpers, Cathie I.....

>>29679068
interest rates

>>29678649
> all my stocks are down
> GME is up
How is this market called?

Scalped $100 off GME. Could have had $400 but I got greedy

>>29679068
Well people fucked around and now they found out.

OH N-

>>29679068
Higher interest rates bleeding stock valuations

>>29678947
Swimming with the fishes

Quick, does anyone see any news for that huge 10y yield spike?

>>29678949
But why would anyone want bonds? It makes no sense

>>29677308
by Sunday most likely
it's rare disease day too
I have high hopes for their trial results if they really are reserving it for such a day

>>29679111
>March
Why by March? What price do you think it'll be

>>29678649
MRNA gang, where my niggas at?

>>29678937
dubs for depression.

>>29678775
Wondering the same thing

>>29678746
Closed my SPY puts when it dipped below my meme line. Might go down further, but I'll take the 200% gains. Just wish I got more then 2 lel

>>29679157
As long as GME is escaping it's grave, it'll continue to fall

If GME is going to wreck the market can it at least start doing something interesting for fucks sakes?

what the fuck is happening to crsr i bought the top what the fuck im financially ruined what fuck fuck fuckkkkING SHIIIITTTT GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>29679113
jesus fucking christ. this is going to be big.

>>29679051
Insurance

>down more than 5% and it's only getting worse
Getting the vodka out of the freezer early today I guess. What about you guys?

>>29679162
shut up Lum poster, I never attack SOXL!

>>29679251
I'd fuck her chicken if you get what I mean

If I had any money at all I would throw it all into baba leaps

>>29678911
>buy SOXL cheapies yesterday
>sold AAPL and AMD stock at open to buy TSCM/QCOM call
>feel good about
>check a hour later
just fuck my shit up

>>29679068
You look like you'd make my dick as red as my stocks so no thanks

>>29678947
Silent scream

>>29679024
KEK

costco and wmt looking cheap what do you fags think

>>29679243
I said this morning to just hold but everyone doubted me.

Okay so that was the bottom?? What to buy

I KEEP BUYING SOXL AND NOTHING IS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>29679193
Made $26 dollars so I’m happy. I’m looking for the dip to buy & hold. When did you buy anon?

if dubs jump off 10th story building

>>29679157
Compare it to last months gamestop fiasco.

just broke even on my GME from january, get rid of it while you still can lads

Holy fuck I have soxl at 620 this hurts fuckkkkkkk

>>29679313
fake lumposters trying to spread FUD
pay no attention jahybro

wtf bros i thought stocks only went up?

is he right?

>>29679250

>>29679113
fucking kek, they have no liquidity, they sell off bonds to prevent margin calls

>>29679046
There are exactly 2 plays with GME if you aren't already in it.
Degenerate 0dte lottery tickets bought tomorrow OR the highest call options on the chain you can find if GME looks to close Friday well above most of the call side of its Friday options chain

I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR

BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTTEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL

HAS IT BEEN 6 DAYS YET

>>29678737
>Looking like a good dip buy opportunity for those who had the patience to wait.

Any good inverse or bear ETF, now that bulls are dead?

Changed my entire mindset of the past week towards a neutral fortress strat. Anticipating the market gets really hard to play for the next few months and I want nothing to do with that shit.

>>29679223
>Wario
My brother. You’re a real one. >>29679271
Easily 12 or over. Owople

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTER

Oh fugg I'm down $500 on SOXL :DDDD

>>29679049
5

>>29679317
Gross

>>29678802
>He sold the bottom

interesting symmetry

>>29678947
remember this post?

>>29678947
shitty shark fin

>>29678947
The fish spammed ropped a bunch of people into buying something absolutely retarded pattern

>>29678649
every single fucking gain. gone. months of fucking gains gone. the only reason im not negative is because i bought gme last night. alright guys im done with stocks. after the big crash i might buy some safer shit like square and blue chips

OK
My last remaining green position has plunged into the red
Fuck this gay market, fuck redditors and fuck niggers

>>29678937
Let me help you there, friend.

>>29679223
I'm still holding 300 AMC with an average basis of 5.20.
Wish I'd sold about 100 of those at the peak, but what are you gonna do?

It seems my predictions yesterday were correct... this morning has been a rough and rocky start to the day. Try not to be overly generous until late afternoon as the moon is still opposing Jupiter -- blind generosity will not reward you.

As we move into the late afternoon, there will be some relief as the sun sextiles Uranus. Things will start to let up a little bit, it is the best time to do your research and make novel plays.

>TFW it's not Friday so I can't let myself drink

>>29679463
How do I learn this power?

>>29679113
That’s it boys, put on your helmets cause we are about to crash.

>>29679068
shorts got fucked both properly and royally and are tanking the market because they have no option but to liquidate.
TWTR at ATH again btw

>>29679113
FUCK

Gme crashed my stocks

my lil US10y stock doin sum

>TNX OUTPERFORMING SQQQ
>SPX DEATH CROSS
>CRYPTO IN BEAR MARKET
>STIMULUS BILL JUST APPROVED
Bros. We are about to have the biggest recession of all time. It has been an honor playing the market with you all.

May I have your attention please! I have an important announcement to make!
Purely out of the goodness in my heart, I will take the bullet. I am selling everything at a net loss. I am exiting the market. That is to say, this is the bottom. It will go nowhere but up from here.
Thank you, and you are welcome.

WTI is trying its absolute hardest to stay green

Go my little oil stock, go

>>29679481
Same here. I have 5 shares. Absolutely wrecking my account

time to buy you stupid niggers

>>29679386
SHOULD'VE BOUGHT IN ON MARKET OPENING, CLOWNS RUN THIS MARKET NOW OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29678737
>he bought the top of a meme stock
>he thinks what he's buying to "average down" is the dip
>he thinks people making fun of him for holding bags are just jealous or shills
>he's a hobbit
>he will never be a real woman

>>29679481
Just keep laughing, anon. The pain will has to stop sometime.

Can someone explain GME because I don't get why it is going up again.

>>29679068
10 Year yield is about to push past 1.5%, meaning liquidity is drying up, meaning stock buying is slowing
all bad things
Now, I expect zero tooth and very little hand usage

BUY WHEN THERE'S BLOOD IN THE STREETS
EVEN IF IT'S YOUR OWN
AND THERE SURE IS A LOT OF MY OWN BLOOD SPLATTERED ALL OVER THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD

OMG WTF IS HAPPENING! MY SOXL BAKA AND ARK ETFS ARE ALL GOING DOWN!!!!!!

Also, shoutout to oil for being a great hedge right now.

>>29679271
Easily $12 and over. People really love their NYC theaters and are paying a shit ton for tickets right now.

Can I get a GUH in the chat?

>SPX down 2%

run

Calling it now GME and AMC gonna rocket in the last couple of hours as seller say fuck it and give and then the T-1000 kills SPY and NASDUMP.

>you dont have gme ngmi

>>29679464
I'm pretty sure it's gonna be over 12 by tomorrow or Monday because of a gamma squeeze

>>29679329
QCOM is fucking my asshole raw right now but at least i own stock and unironically just wait as long as it takes for it to hit ATH's again. because i know it is guaranteed to do so eventually. i mostly just wonder whether i'll hit the year+ hold for the capital gains break or not this time.

Can someone explain to me why all stocks are down right now? Like why is the whole market suddenly down when it was going up all day long?

Please somebody else tell me if this guy is right or not
https://twitter.com/desogames/status/1364971012807401473?s=21

REI bros stay strong

>>29679481
We could drop sub 500. Maybe even get to low 400s. Next spike will be earnings season again. Hope you can wait that long for the recovery.

All you people panicking, the VIX isn't that high and DXY is still very much on a downtrend. Until both of those spike hard this is rotation not deflation. Look at oil. Maintaining.
Unironically buy oil stocks during this gift of a dip.

I'm dying here.

NOOOOOOO MUH OIL GAINS

Every GMEnigger must hang

What do I buy

FUCKING GME TRANNIES CRASHED THE MARKET

>>29679631
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I sold everything, I'm tired of this shit. Going to buy AMC because only clown logic works

>>29679507

Irrational markets do irrational things. If everyone sees their shit dropping but AMC/GME pumping, they'll buy in. Never underestimate the retardation of a boomer panic. Anything could happen.

You GME motherfuckers are ruining the entire market- even safe haven boomer stocks. Fuck you all GME sons of whores

>>29679516
Fuck that

>>29679631
At least we can all take solace in the fact that CLF is going to go below 14

Whelp thats it sonny, Covid is a distant memory now and people are gonna be cancelling their Amazon Prime and Netflix accounts.

Time to sell all my technology ETFs and buy Seaworld and Lockheed Martin!

if anyone out there is thinking about going homeless, my firm might be able to hire you, here is my phone number, take care frens
8OO 273 8255

In bear runs, do companies with much more growth potential (say, small MC) general stay okay, or do they tank alongside the bigger, older companies?

>>29679620
b-b-but it's 3x so it's really only down by ~5%, right?

Hope all the libtards with money in the stock market lose everything for voting in Biden. We get what we fucking deserve.

>>29679597
Because this is a Clown World. That's it. Nothing that is happening makes any sense anymore. Reality is breaking.

>>29679543
>death cross fags are posting again
Bottom is always in when this happens

>>29679597
People fucked around and are now finding out.

Shorted too much and now they have to pay up supposedly but just rumors feeding rumors and retards throwing money in the sky.

up 70% from yesterday, bought 1/21/22 JPM $45 PUTS yolo'd my entire portfolio, already seeing massive gains, going to hold until expiry.

>>29679615

Oil barons h*ckin run this market now

>>29679673
He thinks options are a "transfer of risk" which is fucking retarded

Can I offer you an Aki in these trying times?

yield up bigly so selling in bonds still with these rates. usd not cathing up just yet rising yield but metals are selling off somewhat already

>>29679698
>thinking they are this powerful

>>29679710
Hold until March friend. You’ll thank yourself

>>29679519
>>29679519
I got no fucking idea. I was 3X long leveraged into Corona crash and sold all my longs the day before it began. Got out of NVDA over 310.

It's psychologically brutal to switch like that.

>>29679673
Stop sock puppeting your own twitter account, prick

>>29679710
you just sold the exact bottom of this dip

>>29679543
Goodbye fren

>>29679503
I've got deep ITM calls where I'm expecting a run up like last night near the closing bell.

>dont just stand there
.......
*inhales deeply through nose*
...
...
*exhales softly for a full minute*
...
...
>do nothing

and now btc is below 50k

please god, why now

I’ve never done options. And I’m gonna buy a otm call on gme since this is a meme market. I can only lose a premium right?

If GME continues to moon then im selling. This current stock market is fucked.

>>29679492
Parabola

burry dabbing on fox

>>29679674

>everything tanking

REI holding at $2.50

Dangerously based

And just like that, exactly at 1PM all stocks starting to go up. It's almost like everything in stock market is coordinated and controlled by central force

>>29679775
I'm gonna dick her down with my GME gains.

PAPER HANDED FAGGOTS, ALL OF YOU. It's as if all of you just started trading in December.

>>29679311
Down a few thousand and buying more on several ETF plays. If things recover I'll make my year. If they keep going lower, I'll buy more, and if they recover I'll make over a year, maybe 2. If they keep going down, I'll buy even more until everything crashes to oblivion and I'm king of the flaming wreckage of the financial, utility, and energy sector.

Very interesting day today:
>growth vs value
both down bigly
>dollar vs gold
both down
>bonds vs equities
both down

volatility seemingly the only hedge

>>29679554
THANK YOU!

>>29679481
Not a single anon here is green on SOXL. Every one of you retarded idiots that shilled SOXL should be exterminated. /biz/ what has happened to you? $700 ETF? Really?

>Tfw my crypto portfolio has not only given me more gains but been less fucking volatile than stocks this past year

I'm thinking it's over, bros....

>>29679393
>stocktwits
its just cope

>TBX provides inverse exposure to an index that tracks the daily performance of US Treasury bonds with remaining maturities between 7 and 10 years. The listed name for TBX is ProShares Short 7-10 Year Treasury.
why does this pump when bonds pump if it claims to be inverse?

>>29679746
>last death cross the SPX dropped 5% after
>before that death cross started an 8% drop
sure bud. WIth everything happening, this bullrun is fucking over.

I have 3k to invest. What do?

>>29679827
Its gonna happen fren just wait its cooming.

>>29679876
there are people who have had SOXL since last March anon, that's false

>>29679931
genuinely wait dude

>>29679775
Where is her penis? What the fuck?

>>29679794
this is not advice to sell everything right now or a crash is coming. I just feel the market is going to get hard mode. It can go up or down, and I just am going to aim for neutrality to assess and more importantly stay positive for 2021

>>29679876
Soxl lost 150 due to gamestop last time

>>29678809
AHHHHHH WE'VE BEEN KNOCKED BACK TWO WHOLE DAYS AAAAAHHH

>buy SOXL, ARKF, BFARF at their peaks right before the dump
>blood red day on tuesday, sell to prevent more losses
>all recover extremely well yesterday, buy at the peak again
>plummet again, back to selling all of them to a 30% loss

What am I doing wrong?

No, not you too gte...

Guys I found a video explaining the current market correction in depth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypHZ_iKBcoo

>>29679838
yeah

>>29679850
Real talk, all you have to do is shoe a chick your portfolio and you’ll easily get bitches. It’s so easy

>>29679739
dont forget you pay invisible taxes every time you buy and sell
>stock goes up +50%
>stock goes down -50% next day
>end up -25% down in the end
""they"" are stelaing the missing 25% from you

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the fact that treasury bonds are crashing with the market kind of says that these fucking stupid hedgies are illiquid and overleveraged and having to sell them, is it really because of GME? fucking hell

STOP THE COUNT

>>29679931
Don't buy anything today.

>>29679931
just buy silver at this point anon

>>29679931
Buy a shovel and bury it

>>29679812
Buy High

Sell Low

Wen yo see his level of panic you know people are getting BTFO and the bottom is almost in.

>nice green monday
>promised myself I'd sell on first nice green day
>didn't
Stick to your gameplan anons

>>29679876
I'm still green on it because I'm not a newfag.

>>29679257
Yup, pretty scary ngl

>>29679931
Put it in a boomer mutual fund. Stockmarket and crypto are absolutely fucked

>>29679585
>Not buying at session low
Easy 10% bounce back

PLTR 23.27 -3.12 -11.82%

Selloff slowed, which one of you guys sold to cause it to recover slightly? Thanks for your sacrifice.

We are going to get an afternoon recovery like all the other red days, right? RIGHT?

>>29679989
You are truely a bizionary

You guys think yesterday was actually the bear trap? The patterns seems to match, yet the green spike yesterday wasn't that overwhelming

>>29679989
selling

>>29679843
that didnt age well
nice save anon

>>29679999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faa4N0LdiTU

>>29679931
All in GME

All right, buying some UDOW here.

>was up $140 this morning
>down -$90 right now

>>29679989
You've got the answer right in front of you.

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

>>29679304
Wrecking the market is interesting.

so when do tech stocks go back up? im ready to see green

This is what happens, it runs like clockwork. Trump pissed away almost 8 trillion in 4 years, and now Biden has to clean it up the mess. Same with BushJr/Obama, and like BushSr/Clinton before that. Thank god a Democrat is in office instead of another 4 years of Republican money printing.

>>29679714
I just don't know how much of this is boomers and how much is algorithms

17 years of losses. They literally said that they don't care about being profitable. Their numbers are inflated due to covid related contracts from governments.
As soon as the meme ends Palantir crashes again. That's why it was a fucking 10$ stable coin, because it does nothing at all

If I get DUBBS then the whole market crashes in one hour and we start a bear market for one year

>>29680113
Why did you just post a worse version of the same video?

>>29679695
BFARF

>>29680147
When the computers say it's okay to do so.

>>29680090
WHY THE FUCK EVERYTIM

>>29679970
>>29680020
>>29680078

DADDY JEROME WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US

>>29679927
u r the only person i see talking about a death cross bruh

>>29680154

>>29679374
Aim for a suit.

I am doubling down on one of my biggest investments and going to laugh at that fat greasy tranny once more, atleast we all agree it is amazing to see that tranny get absolutely BTFO, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, if the universe wants to punish me then SO BE IT! I want you to show yourself and show us your losses, I hope and enjoy you losing all your money. my hate for "it" will bring PLTR up!

>>29678719
Everything I touched this month has turned to shit. Meme stocks from Rich Penny Anon have been my only wins.

>>29680094
Nope market crash is tomorrow check options chain on gamestop

Boys, I just lost $250 because I bought weed halfway through the reddit meme spike and didn't sell. I now have $850 of cash to invest. Where do I put it to regain my loss?

>>29680090
I did sir.

CURSE OF THE DGTW

AEZS $1.55 bag holder here. Do I grab a little more to drop the average, hodl, or bail...

every single fucking gain. gone. months of fucking gains gone. the only reason im not negative is because i bought gme last night. alright guys im done with stocks. after the big crash i might buy some safer shit like square and blue chips

>liquidate portfolio to all in on what's hopefully the real GME squeeze
>rest of the market is crashing and burning
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT BROS

>>29680184
Imagine a human thinking they are intelligent and posting something like this lol

>>29680196
its not going to be a crash in one hour. The market will bleed the rest of this week and next unless we get great news over the weekend.

>>29680084
PLTR pennystock level EOY

>>29680015

GME is a literal gains goblin on the market. These Fucken Hedgefunds need to let this shit moon already. Stupid Fucken boomers don’t want to get dabbed on by stay at home zoomers

>>29680138
EEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYEEEEES

>>29679989
>What am I doing wrong?
YOU ARE SELLING.
I can understand selling SOXL since its leveraged and that shit will decay hard on you if shit keeps going like this but stick to your fucking choices for more than just a few days.

Just need you paper handed faggots to hold AMC to Monday so I can sell my 82 shares at $17 and break even.

Don’t disappoint me

>>29680184
hey dude we know you used to be the china spammer, you have the same autistic, mindless style of posting the same thing every thread

>everything except GME is red

>>29680147
Just buy TWTR.

Fuck you NASDAQ. Fuck you.

>>29680147
>so when do tech stocks go back up?

anon, i dont know what to tell you... it was a bubble

Do it NOW.

>>29680036
Ok but tomorrow it will dump again and AMC and GME will be +100% so goodluck with that

>>29678781
just buy it anon you'll be green indefinitely kek

>>29679957
Prove it. Not a sinle one of them can/will post a screenshot of their gains. Why is that anon? Maybe those "people" sold all their SOXL shares to you dumb faggots at $700. No one here is green on SOXL and there are probably at least 30 of you dumb niggers holding this bloated ETF and thinking that they have a chance of making it. It's sad to watch anon, and if you played any role in pumping this SOXL shit you should be ordering some good rope on amazon. I miss the old /biz/ so much

NEW
>>29680384
>>29680384
>>29680384
>>29680384

Is it the really the Treasury yields bros or is that just their red herring?

>>29680282
>OPTI
>P
>T
>I

>>29680085
Sitting in the dark, I can't forget
Even now, I realize the time I'll never get
Another story of the bitter pills of fate
I can't go back again, I can't go back again
But you asked me to love you and I did
Traded my emotions for a contract to commit
And when I got away I only got so far
The other me is dead, I hear his voice inside my head
And we were never alive and we won't be born again
But I'll never survive with dead memories in my heart
Dead memories in my heart
Dead memories in my heart

>>29679931
How’s 10x sound?

Buy RYCEY

>>29680259
we will see who was right tomorrow then I guess.

>>29680282
Don't buy shit right now. This red streak might continue for awhile. GME is fucking the whole market right now.

>>29680392
I can't even tell if he is trolling anymore guys

Tfw you push it...

FUTURES RED
10 YEAR BONDS GREEN
GME GREEN
ITS GONNA COLLAPSE

you know it's bad when chinese stocks are dumping too

>>29680154
>id: gay
OP faggot confirmed

>>29680063
prove it.

>>29680392
>his 15th post of missing old /biz/

stfu boomer

>>29680369
whoops just bought more TWTR, the little green boat in a sea of red.

>>29680392
the old /biz/ had several long term SOXL holders
there is literally a millionaire from SOXL that frequents these threads, you dumb fuck.

>>29680296
YEAH BRO JUST HODL WITH DIAMOND HANDS AND PAPA KARP WILL TAKE US TO THE MOON

>>29679840
Are you seriously into all that plastic surgery? Please cure your yellow fever, white boy

>>29680184
Lol this guy watches cable news all day

At least I have 3 positions in green, CHRS, NOK and JAKK

>>29680392
>"pumping" an ETF

>>29680407
wow, that company is barely afloat
what are you thinking?

>>29678800
STOCKS ARE A FUCKING SCAM

HOLY SHIT ARE WE RECOVERING?

ahem
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>29679989
trading too much.
buying over priced shit.

>>29680011
Then buy-and-hold it and it'll be your lottery ticket for maybe being able to retire by 2035.

>>29679843
>dabbing on fox
He's being sarcastic. Hopefully you're being sarcastic too

>>29680328
>hey dude we know you used to be the china spammer, you have the same autistic, mindless style of posting the same thing every thread

>>29680415
sounds like a scam

>>29678802

He sold. Pamp eet.

>>29680090
Actually it was my buying SQQQ and SPXU. You're welcome.

>>29680113
>>29679999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAJzDZ9TCsA

>>29680084
hhaha imagine being her father and blowing raspberries on her tummy

>>29680566
Do you not know how to read a Balance sheet?

anyone else buying BITF dips?

>>29679607
Explain to a non-Ameritard like what it means

>>29680392
For someone who hates ETFs, it sure sounds like you don’t know what they are. The only thing “pumping” SOXL would be the ubiquity of semiconductors.

>>29679113

>>29679125
>making money
post portfolio, you incorrigible liar

I'm selling all my boomer shit

>>29680735
Yes, fuck yes

>>29680616
>for maybe being able to retire by 2035.
>2035
come on don't be so pessimistic, aim to retire before 2030

Socksl found a bottom. Smash that buy button my Ns

>>29680619
do you think interest rates will keep going up?

I held Northrop because it was a stable boomer value pick and it hasn't gone down a cent during this whole collapse

So I'm going to sell it and buy TSM at a discount, am I a genius or retarded

>>29678737
Literally called the bottom perfectly. As I always do.

>>29679510
kek

>>29680984
depends because it sounds like you could have sold Northrop sooner and bought TSM when it was $80 or even $50

>>29679068
fucking 10 year olds in bondage is what

>>29680852
a man of good taste

nidce market yuo habe dere :DDDD
would be very sad ib sumding habbened do idd :DDDD

>>29680714
this company is desperately dependent on its lenders and has pretty much no cash to weather a storm
its all right there

>>29681098
I did buy TSM last year but I'm talking about this specific dip. TSM hasn't been $80 since August.

>>29679068
how do you think this works? everybody gets along and everybody gets rich? They are trying to take as much of your money as they can. What's the right move? Hard to say, but they are working against you not with you. That's what is going on. That's why YOU are losing money. That's the world, that's not wall street. You can take on wall street, but the powerfull will still be doing the same shit.

>>29679989
Time in the market is more important than timing the market.

>>29679876
Bruh stop talking lmao

>>29680708

Id rather just blow a load in her tummy instead

I bought 600 shares of PLTR at $30, how fucked am I

>>29679989
>What am I doing wrong?
nothing

dont listen to the haters, you are special

>>29681730
you're 600 shares of PLTR at $30 fucked

its over

>>29679234
buy KXPLF on RH?
anon..

>>29681730
You'll find out next week