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kek

sometimes bosses have weird egos

next time ask him for restaurant recommendations, go there and say how good it was

>>29664015
>boss is black
>he’s quiet
>try to talk to him to break the ice
“So me and my girlfriend tried Kentucky Fried Chicken the other day. It was good stuff, man!”
>he looks at me weird
>doesn’t speak to me at all
>hours are cut for next week
I don’t want to work here anymore guys

>boss is Asian
>he’s quiet
>try to talk to him to break the ice
“So me and my girlfriend tried sweet and sour chicken the other day. It was good stuff, man!”
>he looks at me weird
>doesn’t speak to me at all
>hours are cut for next week
I don’t want to work here anymore guys

>boss is white
>he’s quiet
>try to talk to him to break the ice
“So me and my girlfriend are related. It's good stuff, man!”
>he looks at me weird
>doesn’t speak to me at all
>hours are cut for next week
I don’t want to work here anymore guys

See where you fucked up anon?

>>29664015
>enters office
"Sir, can you do the needful and give me a raise?"

>>29664820
The difference is curry is actually an indian food that only they eat

>>29664820
Poo signal

>>29664015
>what's your favorite street to shit on?

>>29664015
>boss is Sneed
>he’s quiet
>try to talk to him to break the ice
“So me and my girlfriend tried gucci loafers the other day. It was good stuff, man!”
>he looks at me weird
>doesn’t speak to me at all
>hours are cut for next week
I don’t want to work here anymore guys

Bro I was a delivery driver for a couple of pakis and took over driving for one of their brethren and holy shit did that van smell like curry for the first few weeks

>>29664015
ah This is the /biz I come here for

Are you 100% sure he is even Indian?

>>29664015
next time when you pass him randomly say "Smells like curry in here"

>>29664820
lost

>>29664820
Mr sensitive ova here

>>29664015
>boss is a woman
>she’s quiet
>try to talk to her to break the ice
“So I tried shoving a tampon up my ass the other day. It was good stuff, ma’am!”
>she looks at me weird
>doesn’t speak to me at all
>I am fired next week
I don’t work there anymore guys

Thoughts on Mochimo?

> Fast
> Scalable
> New btc

>>29665295
Yeah he burns incense in the office every morning and has a bunch of weird gold statues in his office. Last name is Patel. They own multiple hotels in the area.

>>29665077
What happened after a few weeks did they learn how to wash their asses?
>>29665485
This is good advice.

>>29664820
Cringe. Go back to your cuckold forum.

>>29664015
>>29664820
>>29665024
>>29665594
And behold, a new pasta is born

>>29664015
>tries to speak german boss
>we made krauts with my gf
>man, than thing is shieeet
>gets fired

>>29664015
...why are you trying to talk to him?
Why did you think talking stereotypically about indians in person and revealing your power level would help anything?

If someone doesnt want to talk to hiu they not obligated to weirdo lol

>>29665668
Why do Indians own every hotel lmao

>>29665594
based

>>29665769
>boss is a trans athelete
>she’s quiet
>try to talk to her to break the ice
“So I tried competing with actual women the other day. It was good stuff, ma’am!”
>she looks at me weird
>doesn’t speak to me at all
>I am fired next week
I don’t work there anymore guys

>>29665902
Just trying to be friendly. Backfired once again.

>>29664015
You have 3 options.
>Tell him you meant no harm and were trying to learn something about his culture while keeping conversation going at work.
>Remain autistic and avoid conflict.
>Double down and tell him about all the 14 year olds who just won't send bobs and vagin. He'll understand where you're coming from and promote you.

Aside from OP's awkwardness, I thought everyone knew Indians make terrible bosses.

>>29664820
>See where you fucked up anon?

>>29665024
oh fuck i'm dying, keyed

>>29665719
Driving with the windows down for two weeks finally got rid of the paki odor

>>29664015
racist retard

>>29666096
I was thinking of bringing a bottle of garam masala to work and sprinkling it on my food. That way, he would feel dumb for thinking I was being racist or something. He would be like “oh wow he appreciates Indian food for real!” and give me my hours back.

>>29664015
you should have asked him how big his rubic stack is

>>29666281
LMAO

>>29666281
Dude, it's over. Just bow to your poo overlord.

>>29665594
Lost

>>29666281
So you have chosen option 2.

>>29666281
kek do it
just hangout with the bottle at the front desk
just carry it around with you and give him the bottle at the end of your shift

>>29666285
>but OP roobic has already done a x100, surely you meant LUA

>>29664820
Inbreeding is statistically, vastly more common in non whites. Stay mad cuck.

>>29665769
Based

>boss is Japanese
>he’s quiet
>try to talk to him to break the ice
“So me and my girlfriend had Chinese food the other day. It was good stuff, man!”
>he looks at me weird
>doesn’t speak to me at all
>hours are cut for next week
I don’t want to work here anymore guys

>>29664820
When you are a self hating race traitor cuck, your smugness is at all times instantly invalidated by what a joke of a human you are.

>>29664820
Look at this fucking nigger.

GO BACK

>>29664820
Go away Poojeet

>>29664015
Should have asked him to do the needful

>>29664015
This is what you get with autism and racism combined

>>29664913

>>29664015
>be me
>have to to take a shit
>shit on floor in break room
>indian boss walks in looks at me
>takes of belt and pulls down pants
>shits right next to me
>get fired next day.

>>29664820

Inbreeding is the norm in Muslim countries, because the prophet mohammed approved of inbreeding and encouraged it.

>boss is a fat russian
>he’s quiet
>try to talk to him to break the ice
“So me and my girlfriend tried dumping 500k tokens the other day. It was good stuff, man!”
>he looks at me weird
>doesn’t speak to me at all
>hours are cut for next week
I don’t want to work here anymore guys

>>29664820
>boss is a janitor
>he's quiet
>try to talk to him to break the ice
"So me and my futa girlfriend watched loli hentai and didn't get paid the other day. It was good stuff, man!"
>he looks at me weird
>doesn't speak to me at all
>hours are cut for next week
I don't want to work here anymore guys

>>29664820
Inbreeding is a shitskin trait

>>29664913
lol
Nips and germans eat a lot of the stuff

>>29667261
Based and sergeypilled

>>29664015
Leave deodorant on his desk

>>29667261
lol

>>29664015
>boss is Indian
>he’s quiet
>try to talk to him to break the ice
“So me and my girlfriend took a shit on the street the other day. It was good stuff, man!”
>he looks at me weird
>doesn’t speak to me at all
>hours are cut for next week
>I don’t want to work here anymore guys

>>29665769
Can't wait to repost it in a thread a few hours from now and then call people newfags when they don't get it.

When you leave offer to shake his hand, but ask if he wipes with his left or right

best thread on this goddam board

>>29664015
My favorite boss was an indian at an indian restaurant. The dude was super bro to me and he was the one to hook me out from my old job where I was failing hard.

>>29667261
Oooooh LINKIES!

>>29664820
*FB HaHa React*


WELL MEME'D FRIEND, WELL MEME'D

-tips dirty fedora while furiously masturbating to MLP-

>>29664820
You will always smell like curry and be only half human

>boss is jewish
what do?

>>29664820
>boss is black
>he’s loud
>try to talk to him to ignore him the ice
“So me and my girlfriend tried Kentucky Fried Chicken the other day. It was good stuff, man!”
>he looks at me animalistic
>doesn’t rapes me all
>hours are cut for next week
I don’t want to work here anymore guys

>>29664820
>whites are inbred

>>29667923
>boss is jewish
>he’s quiet
>try to talk to him to break the ice
“So me and my girlfriend tried eating fresh foreskin the other day. It was good stuff, man!”
>he looks at me weird
>doesn’t speak to me at all
>I’ve just been promoted to assistant manager
It’s that easy guys trust me

>>29666517
fucking kek'd

>>29666281
you are bogging yourself

>>29664820
>boss is jewish
>he's quit
>try to talk to him to break the ice
"So me and my girlfirend tried foreskin the other day. It was good stuff, man!"
>he looks at me weird
>Shalom!
>hours are cut for next week
I love working here

>>29668028
>>29668050
Hivemind

>>29667277
Asian curry is literally nothing like indian curry. I worked with indians and had their "authentic" curry and they're more like stews than the thick sauce based japanese stuff

>>29665594
Lost it

>>29666281
I know this is fake but I'm still keking

>>29666281
You should also exclaim
"Yum! Love me some Indian food"
every time you do it really loudly or he won't take notice

>>29664820
>the seething shitskin vs. the reality that shitskins are more likely to be inbred

>>29667923
>boss is Israeli
>he’s quiet
>try to talk to him to break the ice
“So me and my girlfriend tried goyim swindling the other day. It was good fun, man!”
>he rubs his hands together
>doesn’t speak to me at all
>hours are increased for next week
>pay is decreased for next week
I don’t want to work here anymore goys

boss is from newyork city
>he’s quiet
>try to talk to him to break the ice
“if weed becomes legal can we get high at work?”
>he looks at me weird
>doesn’t speak to me at all
>hours are unchanged
not sure if that's a yes?

kek I'm an expert on Indian bosses. Talk about cricket and you're set