/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29648843
I wish this picture was real but it's such an obvious photoshop :(
That said, best of luck OP. Thought about this a lot before but since cleaning myself up a little I actually noticed that I'm not as unattractive as I thought (got a few qt's during the last year).

>>29649031
the hair doesn't even move kek

Good for you. Consider, though, your kids will have your genetics and not your surgeon. Mary someone with great genes to counter balance.

>>29649031
lucky you, I have a lot of jaw asymmetry that hinders function
heres a real before/after

There's been an upsurge in looks, height and surgery threads recently. Wonder what's up. Maybe preshilling for some kind of coin

>>29649149
Nah its just reddit normies and ugly ass kids hoping that surgery will make them good looking, Just more signs the bull market is slowly reaching a top.

>>29649099
not worried about that, my fucked up jaw growth wasn't due to genetics, I had a normal looking face until I got braces, then everything became abnormal in my teens

>>29649314

Pretty much the rest of 4chan spilling into biz. It is a sign we’re deep into bubble

>>29649149
/r9k/ is in

>>29648843
Congrats on outing yourself as a vain faggot

>>29648843
Here's a tip: show your surgeon this picture as a reference to what you want the result to be.

>>29649336
You're such a fat retard. Every ugly ass incel says this bullshit.
>It was my braces bro!
>I didn't breathe right or chew gum 24/7
Chad has braces and looks better than you ever would after countless surgeries
Just shut the fuck up. You grew exactly the way you were meant to.

>>29648843
Don’t rest your face on your hand. I use to do this my whole life as a comfortable thinking position. I’m convinced this fucked up my jaw and my teeth.

>>29649702
no, i was forced to wear rubber bands on only 1 side of my jaw during my early teens for several years, stfu retard

>>29648843
You’re a retard, cosmetic surgery is literally the worse thing you can spend your money on. Even if you get it it won’t fix your personal problems so once the facade is uncovered it will wreck any relationship you have

>>29649702
Kek yeah blaming it on braces is cope. Jawline is literally all genetics.

Bogdanoff?

>>29649783
you did not grow wrong. Kill yourself already you disgusting incel piece of shit.
Imagine blaming rubber bands for your dogshit subhuman face.

>>29648843

>>29649640
NO STOP HE'LL BE TOO POWERFUL

>>29649814
im already in a relationship retard
>>29649846
no, I literally did. Nothing about my growth runs in the family and i had healthy grows until I got rubber bands

>>29649031
chinlet here i used to get more pussy than all my friends before i got married and a couple of exes are still asking about me. it's all a mindgame and when i was fit (boxing) my chin used to be way more obvious thanks to my tighter neck muscles. the mewing thing may unironically work, although i'm too complacent to even try nowdays

>>29649966
holy shit the delusion
we really are near the top
how do these faggots even find this place

>>29649314
unironically very much this

>>29649999
cringe, stop trying to fit in. I literally have 7 figures in link since 2017 as stated in the op
absolute faggot

>just post larps

>>29650063
you're such an annoying little liar
just fuck off already and stare at your ugly face in the mirror until you break into tears

How much XRP to fix my micropeen?

If the surgery is real, where exactly is the skin and bones coming from? Like the skin has a specific size they are covering, how are they creating more skin to fill the newly created surface? And the bones?

Same thing I've been wondering with titjobs. The surface is increasing, but they don't all of a sudden have more skin. Where is the skin coming from?

>>29649815
>>29649702
all the more reason to fix it then, your nonwhite logic makes no sense

>>29648843
> Wasting money to get closer to cunts
> just to find a cunt that will suck your wallet dry once it realizes how much money you have.
Good riddance

>>29650166
>1 post by this ID
lol

>>29650197
>5 posts by this ID
lol

>>29649640
How do you think they coordinated the bogged consistency? Is one of them ordering the other?

>>29648843
iam getting a liposuction this spring. fell for the bulking meme 2 years ago, had to cut like 50 pounds last year and still had some belly fat.

>>29650126
this level of projection is hilarious. do you always make it this obvious you missed out on crypto? just go back to gme

>>29648843
google mewing lol

>>29650126
>youre a newfag!
>nooooo you didn't buy link early because I said you didn't !

holy shit, you must be insufferable irl

How much a good jaw+cheekbones genetics worth?

>>29650334
possibly millions

>>29650152
Is this a serious question?

>>29650318
>>29650272
lol at actually using two IPs to defend yourself.
you're still ugly. Please slit your wrists asap. Thank you.

>>29648843
Unless your situation is as b ad as his, get something more subtle.
i also plan to make my nose slightly smaller just to get in proportion

>>29648843
Don't stop there. Go full nigger Anon

>>29649990
I thought mewing was just a meme but now its kind of default position for my tongue. That and chewing gum made my jawline from average to pretty good

>>29648843
Breath through your nose (tape your mouth shut at night and during the day if you're a filthy mouthbreather) and get one of the old plastic blocs that were used to expand mouths before they shut that shit down and kept it out of mainstream medicine. This will reshape your face, causing more horizontal growth as the mouth is forced larger which relieves downward pull from an underdeveloped mouth that isn't growing because hamburgers are too soft and people think the mouth is there to breathe.
Chew lots of gum at the back of your jaw and put on some gainz.

>>29650363
>tfw zygote cheeks
>tfw girls say I look like Cillian Murphy
>tfw I correct them and say I'm actually taller

feels good

Is this the fastest way to becoming a chad?

>>29650525
But how many LINK?

>>29650592
I hold FTM.

But only 10K.

feels bad.

saying that the braces cause the bad jaw is on the same level of delusion as balding people say that it's because they went to sleep too late for a long time

just accept that it is shitty genetics that causes it

>>29650399
youre extremely delusional and obviously a very unhappy person

Better pic

>>29650623
Oof. Maybe you're appearance will net you a sugar momma.

>>29650643
unhappy to see your shit threads yes.
"delusional" is funny coming from someone who thinks rubber bands made him ugly.

>>29650394
Yes, I really wonder

>>29650579
this looks like implants or fillers, neither of which im interested in.
Is this a result of actual bone movement or implants?

>>29650399
i presume your feminine brain and overemotional response to 4chan is visible in your facial features. would be nice if biz got flags too.

>>29650635
Braces can fuck up your jaw. They even have incentive to do it.

>>29650695
applying a significant force 24/7 on 1 side of your jaw for many years in your early teens will change bone growth, if you had higher than room temp iq this would be easy to understand

>>29648843
Good luck OP. There's nothing vain about improving your self confidence.

>>29649990
yeah, I kind of noticed that as well with me. Only ever had sex with one girl (my long term GF from 18 onwards) until two years ago. Then during the lockdown last year I got my shit together, started getting reasonably fit again, mewed(i think it actually did something), got a change of clothes and started practising actually being social. Since last Summer I fucked 7 girls, with 3 of them I still regularly hook up.

>>29650226
They are one, anon.

>>29650226
dude
the red pill is getting rich and being and staying ugly as hell
imagine the pleasure you will have being an ugly disgusting man, fucking a perfect woman
this sounds fucked up? it is, and it is great for the ugly wealthy man, even more pleasure

>>29651700
lmao what the fuck is wrong with you

>>29651700
I've read enough hentai to know what this coomer is up to.

based OP. I hope I can ascend with surgery one day as well. Looks is more important than all the money in the world.

Just got leg lengthening surgery, jaw surgery, rhinoplasty, gyno removal, and just started taking hgh to fill out my forehead.

Wish me luck bros.