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oil bros...

looking for recommendations to put 500$ into

MOON

I must sleep sirs
But before sleep I give you this final warning
Today may be your last chance to buy CRBPajeet
Be heedful, do the needful

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>29644276
I already have, lolianon.

>>29644276
I have an 8k suicide stack which I bought at 0.16

>banks slamming down commodities but bidding up oil
I even am in oil and this is beyond jewish.

5 minutes

5 minutes till premarket

I guess it’s only natural that sakuraposting would follow fishposting

>announces increased dividend
>it crabs
ok

>>29644228
BOBO PLEASE I FINALLY HAD A GREEN DAY

NVOS gonna pull a fast one again watch...

What's our play today GTE chads?

I PULL IT

4 minutes until pre-matket, sell quickly and jump back in later or will memes keep going up?

Today is the day.

>>29644276
i listened to the tranny who fud this stock every day shoot me

>>29644342
don't you use worms to get fish

>>29644398
no

lmao cathie will get fucked with her Tesla investments in the comming weeks

>>29644315
damn. that 10 yr yield.....

If gme drops I will be financially ruined

>futures

>10yr soaring
>DXY crashing
>Oil soaring
>Powell held the markets hand again yesterday
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT MARKET
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

Since we all know a big crash is looming, should we just keep everything in cash and buy the dip?

Main problem is if it comes before or after sleepy joes stimulus.

>>29644369
The gamma squeeze is coming to an AMC near you

>>29644228
i just want to waifupost

STOP CRASHING GOLD YOU JEWS WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

https://www.tradingview.com/chart/SPX500USD/nYMiZD2j-SPX-500-IS-ABOUT-TO-END-IT/
O-OK... Let's try to stay calm
So if I understand this correctly, the market is dipping down but still hasn't hit resistance? Is this just the S&P or does it apply to tech?
Can someone smart pls help? I'm a dumb paste-eating permabull....

>jews

I'm too mentally exhausted to fomo in meme stocks. Just oil and banks. That's all.

When is CLF earnings

>>29644443
>>29644445

Just missed

>>29644447
huh? Oil futures look fine, don't tell me you didn't escape tech bubble memes while you could

>>29644444

>>29644526
The perfect biz get

>>29644474
your waifu a shit

>>29644112 #
Look at the options chain and what happened last time with Cohen tweeting and every call getting bought up.

Except this time around the highest available call is for 800, not 60, and 7.5k of those had already been bought for dirt cheap when gme was in the 40s. Every call is getting bought up, god bless RC

>made a decent bit off gme
>was overall a fairly stressful experience
>think "never again, thankfully"
>few weeks later sitting here at 4 am to see if I should fomo in

>>29644344
increased divvies indicates a lack of profitable investment opportunities, so its bad news.

Holy shit 10yr just keeps soaring! Going to cross 1.50% today! INSANE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time to gamble on weed pennies bros..

The great rotation is happening

Big tech is moving to Big commodity

Oil, Steel, Nuclear Energy (Uranium)

Get the fuck out of FAANG

>>29644503
news shapes the chart not TA

>>29644503
TA fags are mentally ill

TEN YEAR
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
STOP IT

>>783369404
>>783369333MmmmmMmmm diamond coffee time, im literally shaking!
>>783369335
Look at the options chain and what happened last time with Cohen tweeting and every call get>>783368844Lets try to be better than people>>783369219I’m not gay , sweetie>>29644572
Steel, Nuclear Energy
investment opportunities, so its bad news.
Anonymous (ID: HtJJxK/F) 02/25/21
>>29644576
>>29644610

>>29644583
You couldn’t pay me enough to replicate that experience and I made 25k off it

>>29644228
it's over. Run

>everyone is worrying their ass off

>10 yr violently moving upward
Dollar needs to die or there are tough times a comin'

>>29644576
the way it was timed with ah was just too calculated so i don't think it could be speculation, it was coordinated and sophisticated and all that, nothing it does would surprise me at this point

>>29644503
tEchNigGer AnAlysis

Yesterday was the bulltrap.

Today the crash happens, tomorrow there will be no survivors.

Screencap me.

>>29644583
don't fomo
wait till it crashes, fair value is 60 so just buy lower than that
maybe it will squeeze again, maybe not. either way you get a discount.

Uhh GME bros... whats going on..

>>29644610
What should I buy?

>>29644342
>indoor fish farming
I love Sakura but AQB is a complete meme
>>29644474
Now we just need to kill the w*rm posters

>>29644610
i wonder how ARK will play this rotation

>>29644730
These dubs will protest us
CHECK EM
HIRE ME JPOW

>>29644741
pnd again

>>29644730
Nop, no crash, just continued correction in meme stocks sector. During past week correction all value stocks crabbed or gained value, while meme stocks dropped 5-40%. The only people who panic are those who thought their tulips will continue going up forever

>>29644746

UEC
UUUU
CLF
X

Plunge protection team, assemble!!
To your battle stations men!!

>>29644756
by declining in value

>>29644786

On this note please for the love of god stay away from PLUG and FCEL.. even BLRD fucking garbage companies with no revenues

>>29644730
suncor has been up for like four days straight

How high will AMC go? I want to get in

>brrrr..... bbbrrrrrrr...... brr-brrr-brrrrrrrr.... brrrrrrrrrr...... brrr-brrr-brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-brrr............. brrrrrrrrrr...... brrrr.......

tech please go up

>>29644847
Zoom out TSM / AMD. Then rethink your life choices please.

im here to drown tech in oil

DUBS FOR TECH CRASH

>>29644646
Based schizobot

>>29644695
I loved how they halted GME for LULD reasons 16 minutes into AH. Of course it's coordinated and the SEC won't do shit, the question is by who? Why would Cohen tweet, when his last tweet was before the first run up? Why was he silent all along? Why didnt they trigger the offering they had paid money to secure the rights to?

I think regardless of where this goes it will be taught to clueless econ undergrads soon

>>29644785
There are no "value" stocks, we're in the midst of an ongoing recession propped up by money printing. Everything will come tumbling down together.

>CRBP

>>29644756
Buying every last share of TSLA and WKHS so that Cathie Wood becomes the CEO of both of them

>>29644755
anyone who falls for the w*rms fud is ngmi

>>29644893
Sure there are. You know what PE ratio is? Have you heard of dividends? How many of the stocks you own have helathy PE and pay you back for investing into them.

I missed out on Palantir on the IPO because I was busy wageslaving but how high will it go? I'm just a humble forklift operator but I'd rather dump my 5% into an actual gain than supporting some Jew that I met at a Phish concert 20 years ago.

GIVE ME V FOR A CHEAPIE OR SHOTS WILL BE FIRED

>>29644920
kek

>>29644962
>how high will it go?
leddit hype might give it one last small pump but that's a maybe and it won't reach the 35+ heights ever again

>>29644893
>There are no "value" stocks
Take the silver-stock pill my friend.

>>29644946
During market crashes there will be no sector spared. You may think you're safe in boomer stocks because its being propped up by the fed but thats soon coming to an end. Everything is going down, and its going to hurt. You've convinced yourself otherwise, you will be among the most hurt. If you're not all cash right now then you're insane.

>>29644962
http://openinsider.com/search?q=pltr

>>29645060
I think I'm learning this the hard way with BUD, wtf was i thinking?

>>29644837
>How high will AMC go?
It's trading higher than it was pre corona. Please rethink gambling on a bad stock :^(

>>29644893
>There are no "value" stocks
well, i would ask you to look at commodities

How fucked are my calls despite averaging down?

>>29645060
>If you're not all cash right now then you're insane.
lol

>>29645060
I know doomposting is fun, but you're simply clueless. There is no crash comming. There was few % correction last week, weakest shit in months and you're crying. Also Fed is buying debt with makebelieve money. It's fucked up, but this is where we are. No crash anytime soon.

>>29645140
Buy physical or nothing at all.

>>29644962
$39 mid March

> 10Y
Powell promised to print, right?

>>29645125
bud is a shit company.

try a winner like V or MA.

>>29645160
>There is no crash comming.
Millions of people said that in 2008 and last march. You're wrong and within 48 hours you'll begin to realize this.

reddit about to be caught holding a fat bag for a second time, my dick is incredibly hard rn

>>29645161
> buy physical lean hogs
> buy physical oil
> if you don't hold it you don't own it
I'm silver bug myself, but damn mate

>>29645138

but Gamestop doesn't even sell games anymore and it's still trading higher than most legitimate companies.

>>29645224
dont forget when they pnd'd weed also

>>29645202
oh you even know specific date now. This is laughable mate.

You guys ever take really smelly shits that smells like an open sewer? What does it mean?

>>29645060
>pic related
Not seeming great for all cash gang.

>>29645193
It's shit but i thought it was undervalued especially with all the drinking going on and it's former price. I was a dumbass just doing an impulse buy though so I guess that's what I get.

>>29645202
What are you basing this on? Are you saying it's going to be a weekend dump?

>>29645283
Cancer. Ass cancer.

GME CHADS RISE

>>29644361
No SOXS anon not yet

>>29645160
>Also Fed is buying debt with makebelieve money. It's fucked up, but this is where we are. No crash anytime soon.
The bond market is an even bigger bubble right now than the stock market. And its that market which propels stocks upward. The bond market pop will be the mother of all corrections but as hard as it is to time stock market corrections, its even harder with the bond market.
I don't think that is now but its definitely in the cards. The Fed is trying to buy that debt all up but it won't be enough.

>>29645161
>Buy physical or nothing at all.

NOK is pumping. DONT BE LEFT BEHIND!

>>29645297
>What are you basing this on? Are you saying it's going to be a weekend dump?
It will kick off by friday and over the weekend people will begin to realize just how bad things will get. By tuesday it will be a complete free fall. Lots of companies going bankrupt soon.

>>29645161
why?

>>29645297
yeah dont do that. buy something like Visa and in 5 years brag about your gains to people.

>>29645297
He is basing it on fear. I bet he didn't follow G7 / Fed announcments in past 2 weeks. He probably doesn't understant why DXY and Oil are where they are. Or why inflated stocks are going down (10y yield) while value and commodities are going up.
He probably lost 30% on meme stocks past few days and now is shitting his pants.

>>29645390
ok but what are you basing this off of? just a gut feeling?

Morning, gentlemen I hate CTRM

>>29645373
lmao

>>29645390

you're just an idiot with wishful thinking. I bet you dont have any money in the market.

>>29645427
crack

>>29645228

Based

>>29645427
inflation is obvious, yields are incredible and a general sobering up of investors is here, no one is going to want to be left hold this bag, SPY 2000 is coming.

>>29644297
Bayer
TMO

>>29644443
How far will AMC pull back after market opens? I'm itching to get in for more.

This contrast of when you're in or out of the market is amazing. Now that I'm out I want the market to fucking crash hard, while before, a -1% stressed my nerves.

>>29645353
Correction is good for the market, we're overdue for it, but it doesn't mean we're going to crash. We will simply verify which stocks are fairly valued and smart money will readjust portfolios. You should be afraid only if you invested in tech bubble and other memes.

>>29645160
A crash definitely won’t happen anytime soon but a 5-10% correction will occur since the stock market keeps crabbing every goddamn day. It’s been stuck on the low 30Ks for a long time now, even since last year. A correction is needed and that’ll be an excuse to correlate this “crash” to the stimulus since interest rates are at zero and they also need an excuse to lower house prices to create more lending (or create new CDO loans)

>>29645269
oh im referring exclusively to the gme fucking. this is going to be another massive dicking. price is going to be held sub 150 by algos PM so its cheap enough for every wagie to fomo in. market open might shoot up even. then the whales are going to dump on them.

>>29645448
>I bet you dont have any money in the market.
Of course not, I'm sitting on the sidelines and will gladly pick up the pieces you guys leave me when you bow out of the market at the bottom.

>>29644503
>meme lines

>>29645373
I'm already holding a small bag of this shit.

>>29645509
yeah, I agree >>29645501 . I feel like there are too many newfrogs now who are used to line going only up.

>>29645373
It's comfy desu, and I just like the stock.

>>29645266
How do you know you're not buying close to the top already? At least buy it with money you can afford to lose.

im so angry... im angry at the jews......... i dont remember the last time that ive ever been so angry about anything.... im so angry that im hard... im angry at the jews and it has given me a boner......... fuck im so angry and im so, so hard.................... i dont actually remember the last time ive been this fucking hard.... this is such a rock hard, angry boner........ i could fuck so many things with this super angry, hard dick............ i dont know what things i should fuck while im so angry and so hard... with great rage boner comes great responsibility..... i must find something to fuck with my rage boner........ it would be irresponsible not to fuck something with this super, super hard and angry rage boner................. i just need to figure out what to fuck with my rage boner............ maybe ill fuck the jews with my rage boner.... goddammit i really hate the jews........ with my hatred for jews and my angry ass rage boner, theres nothing that i cant fuck.................... im going to go fuck some jews with my super hard rage boner........ its so hard and its going to fuck those jews so good.............. i cant wait to go fuck those goddam jews with my mega-hard rage boner...........................

>>29645523
enjoy missing out on gains every single day due to your irrational fears. You'll spend a few months waiting for a big crash, it will never come, and then you'll buy back in having missed several months of returns.

Meanwhile smart investors are simply readjusting their portfolios to reflect the changing market conditions and we continue to earn money.

Yo my mom died and I got 350k what do I do with it (ausfag)

>>29644345
nice

who here /standing on the sidelines scared shitless from both inflation and a potential crash, not knowing what to do/?

>>29645467
>and a general sobering up of investors is here
i think this is where I would disagree. A lot of people are stuck with this whether they like it or not. They are going to try to survive whatever happens. I also don't see all the bankruptcies you are talking about because another stimulus is on the way. The inflation is fucked but meh, i don't think that will kick in this weekend.


The main issue with tech imo is TSLA and the fact that TSLA holder are skittish as fuck because deep down they know they have no idea wtf it is they are holding or why it's so valuable so they buy and sell based off moon runes on the back of sea turtles. This throws off everything because the ARK lady has to sell other shit to make sure she can buy if it dips. Then when that happens too much people lose confidence in her, which hurts, ARK, which hurts all the "disruptive" innovation. That being said if you didn't buy crazy scifi tech stocks I think you will be ok.

so today we crab
buyers and sellers are equal
is this the bottom?

>>29645615
We'll see. Bobo's are going to win this, and you'll be looking back on my posts wishing you took my advice.

I've been cash gang since monday morning and still don't regret it :)

>>29645615
I don't feel good about this fren.
Why is Buffet sitting on the sidelines with cash?

>futures
fuck Europeans

>>29645563
based

>>29644610
Idiot.

>>29645628

Fuck off

>>29645683
>Why is Buffet sitting on the sidelines with cash?
Because he's smart, he knows the crash is coming. Very soon.

>>29645658
This is starting to become the top fren. Little room for growth without the Feds pumping the market. Their time is about to run out

>>29645692

Oh man screencapped

>>29645687
> oil futures
Learn to play the market. If DXY wasn't indicator of what's comming last week then you're not paying attention. There were many oil shills trying to get people onboard

>>29645628
give it to vanguard. don’t come back here or you’ll lose it all.

>oil
>gme
>amc

And I in for some fun 5 hour lads?

>>29645702
If he's so smart, then why isn't he shorting?

>>29645683
He objectively isn't. He still has massive amounts of money in the market.

>>29644875
TSM and AMD will still moon until the end of 2021.

Keep in mind
Those that scream
“It’s all going to crash”
Are just losers that already lost
And want to drag you down

>>29645683
you could say that for 10 years now. he always has some cash. he didnt even buy much last March.

>>29645373
You should follow how its trading in the Helsinki exchange where it is primarily listed

>>29645683
Buffett is *always* sitting on the sidelines with cash
Here's a cool video showing what I mean
https://youtu.be/YQdjkcL-v18

>>29645754
He doesn’t want to hurt the little guy.

>>29645060
Retard. Just fucking wai it out and maybe buy the dip.

What's your heaviest bag right now?

>>29645802
10Y tho.

>>29645426
Can you yieldpill me? Yields are lower than the long term average. So yields going up the days stocks went down, why and why should I be concerned,

>SOXL gonna gap down hard today

Kek semi chuds btfo

>>29645589
oh ok

WTI hits $65/barrel tomorrow

You were warned

>TSLA climbing premarket
T-this is good, right!? Tech to the rescue!!!

ROLLS ROYCE

>>29645160
This, so what if theres a 60% crash if theres a 100% increase in inflation on stocks, youll still be up 40%.

>>29645855
TECS

>>29645855
BUD

fuck

>>29645855
Leopalace - Japanese housing which trades on Tokyo exchange and I won't shill it here.
Was recommended it by an acquaintance working at a hedgefund in London over a year ago.

>>29645875
Wake me when it crosses 2%
And Jerome comes out off schedule to say something about it
Until then
We are going up

>>29645741
Don't talk to those no-oil owners lmao

Barrick Gold Corp. 12-Month Target: US$37.00

Recommendation reflects the company's strong FCF, experienced and disciplined management team, sustainable production profile, and excellent balance sheet. Based on our forecasts, we expect Barrick to generate a total of ~$8.4bln in FCF in 2020/2021; by YE-2021E, the company would have net cash of ~$2.6bln.

goddammit i need to fuck those goddam jews with my super hard rage boner........ those jews wont even know what hit them when i give it to them with my rage boner.... its just so hard and so angry............. this shirt feels like is constricting me.... these clothes are so tight...... my rage boner feels so constricted........... i need to tear off these clothes so that i can better focus on fucking those goddam jews with my hard, hard rage boner............ why are these clothes so tight.... they just feel so constructive...... i can feel my rage boner pulsating in my pants.... ripe and ready for being unleashed on those filthy jews that i hate so much............. i cant wait to unleash my rock hard rage boner on those filthy, filthy jews that i hate so much.............

For me, it's SQQQ calls.

>>29645957
was he english? english people are massive scam artists posing as gentelmen, 007 was a fucking psyop

>>29645974

Saved and will be spammed

>>29645974
Oil Chad, what the value of GUSH do you see in a few months?

>>29645914
>bestgirl_demonsaler.jpg
>demonsaler
>saler?
slayer...demon slayer you troglodyte.

>>29645939
Day in day out quality cunny poster

I'm bullish on weed

>>29645884
It means money goes from stock market to bonds. It also means that interest rates on loans are higher, which makes business less profitable in debt-based economy

>>29645837
neat

>>29645855
Westwater resources followed by Manganese X

>>29646003
we know you are jewish dude, just stop, it's ok

>>29646019
god damn it fuck you now I'll have to make another one

>>29646011
>>29646011

>>29646011

>>29645747
that's cute

>>29646018
Yep, he's a complete crook. East London Jews are a different breed. He's tipped me a few winners before and I'm up overall so I'm not pissed.

SOXL is not a long term investment.

Oil barons we moon again. Goodnight see you in a few hours

>>29646003
Unironically kill yourself retard

BILI had good earnings

>>29646146
>SOXL is not a long term investment
Okay retard

>>29646096
yes lets buy bad companies that seems smart

>>29646032
I personally did my research on XOM and i'll have it long term because of the divs alone.
Leveraged etfs? You'll have to ask other anons. Seems risky for long term with senile Biden in office

theres nothing that i hate more than jews......... those jews deserve to feel the full merciless girth of my rock hard rage boner...... its so hard and feels so erect in my hands and these tight, constrictive clothes.......... i just wish i could fuck those goddam jews with my rock hard rage boner............... it feels like my rage boner just keeps getting bigger and bigger..... its so hard i could cut diamonds with this rage boner.......... i wonder how many jews i could fuck to death with this rage boner if i started right away....... i bet i could replicate the holohoax with this rock hard rage boner if i tried hard enough................

>>29645855
tqqq 35 shares

Give me one good fucking reason why you aren’t in Intel, especially since they have intel sgx as a security protocol built in their CPUs...

Does Tinny still have GME calls? He might make it.

>>29645311
NOOOOOOOOOO MY ASS IS TOO YOUNG TO DIE

Guys is 3D printing tech or manufacturing?
I'm trying to sell off my tech...

>>29646263
Idk i’ve been holding on GUSH since $26 now waiting for some oil price action, seemed oversold and now I take my comuppance.

>>29646302
Because I'm in SOXL, ASML and TOELY.

>>29646360
it might be a trend, that will define our future

>>29645855
Qcoom by -2.83%

>>29646275
>>29646003
>>29645589

>>29644505
>>29644841
>>29645589
>>29646275
CRINGE

>go back

Is BNKU the play as the 10 year continues to rise?

>>29646275
Why are you allowed to be this retarded?

the jews will never be able to stop me and my rage boner..... my rage boner is an unstoppable force of nature, like a hurricane............ the jews will be piled high in the streets from the devastation that ill wreak with my rage boner................. i need to kill all the jews with my rage boner..... theres just no other options........ the only option is killing all the jews with my rage boner.........................

>>29646392
So are EVs but people keep telling me to sell my TSLA...
But I think I see your point that 3D printing may not be as overbought as EVs or other stuff. I don't think normies respect its potential yet, so I will hold...
What about biotech?
I know it has tech in the name, but it doesn't seem as inflated as computer tech...

>>29646315
Tinny is dead

>>29646302
Because for years they failed to deliver nm improvements.

>>29646063
So the market is taking advantage of yields rising/chart to rotate, currency gains value, bonds are becoming cheaper, money sells stock to buy bonds, interest rates are higher, less profitable business. I’ll definitely be watching yields closer for now on.

>>29644360
Sold everything yesterday at a profit in case it dumps at open, I’m going to wait for it to dip and buy back in. Long term there’s easily potential for 3x if not more

>>29646493
CRINGE FUCKING TRIPFAGGOTRY. NICE EGO FAGGOT

Last 2 digit of your post determine what percentage of your current net worth you'll still have in a month.
Rollan!

>>29646507
well im holding SRNE and Moderna and im not going to sell so soon, i expect them to grow

>>29646662

Futures yesterday were also red. why is everyone bugging out? futures don't predict regular trading hours wtf

>>29646553
There's no point chasing nm improvements when the tunneling limit starts kicking in at 5nm

>Rolls-Royce secures UK MOD funding for innovative technology to support naval autonomy
Rolls-Royce secures UK MOD funding for innovative technology to support naval autonomy'
>Rolls-Royce secures UK MOD funding for innovative technology to support naval autonomy

>>29646275
>>29646493
Based scoops filtering the retarded newfags.
Just too based my friend.

>>29646740
Now John Rocker will definitely come back

>>29646710
Except they do. It's just the exact same thing as regular ETFs except it trades all 23 hours a day.

>>29646662
Im all cash so hopefully I’m okay by then

There goes my treasury bond etf...:^)

>>29646710
If anything just check FTSE. They’re crabbing so it’ll be expected to dump then crab

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

>>29646710
thats like saying the last trading hour doesnt predict the following hour

youre right and wrong

>>29644841
KEK

What should I buy on the dump today, MARA, QQQ, PSLV, XOM, or SU?

>>29646146
Lol ok

theres no other thought that i can comprehend right now aside from fucking jews with my rage boner........ all i can think about is how hard those jews are going to get it from my rage boner..... those filthy fucking jews deserve to be destroyed by my stupendously hard rage boner..... nothing is harder than my rage boner..... my rage boner can cut diamonds..... ill kill them all with my rage boner...... its so, so hard......... the jews envy how hard my rage boner is........ the jews will never experience a fury as pure and deep as the one that has gifted me this rage boner............ and that is why it would be irresponsible to do anything other than destroy the jews with my rage boner...................... the jews fear my rage boner.........

>>29646734
Intel struggles even with 10nm, that's the issue.

>>29646791
what happened to him? did he neck himself?

>>29646879
INTC

>>29646879
>MINE
literally fucking scam.

>>29646942
someone said that they had heard that his brother posted here saying he was in the hospital with diabetes complications or something, but no idea if that's true - sounds like a pretty wild story
maybe searchable in archives..

>>29646791
we need him back. I miss his updates.

How high do all you think the 10 year yield will go before it's a good idea to buy bonds?

For a poorfag, invest in CTRM, one more share of SOXL, ET, or MO?

I want to look into 2 or 3 Euro stocks to invest, what are some stocks to check out besides the obvious ones like SAP, Nestle and Airbus?

>>29647018
RIP, he was entertaining at least

>>29646662
Fuckkkkkkk

>>29647037
i would say if the yield is greater than the earnings yield of a low pe ratio stock which would be at least 10% yield.

>>29647037
Over 2%

>>29647037
Whatever number the Fed pledges to keep buying them from people.

Should I buy some $REI at open?

>>29646662
Don't believe in superstition like this anon, it'll be fine

>>29647037
a 10% yield won't likely happen so stick with equities. you'll be fine.

>>29644228
Having jizz in the loose skin around your dick where jizz actually comes out is.. gross? And jizzing in your clothes, then proceeding to either wear it directly afterwards as is the case with underwear, or putting it in the laundry basket for you to clean after a week isn't gross? As I said before, it will grow moldy, you will wash your clothes in jizz water and .. fuck, you are jizzing on/i your clothes. How is THAT not gross? But no, apparently I'm gross because my jizz goes directly from my dick to the toilet without sitting on my clothes for a week in the meantime. I don't understand you people.

Would you want your dad to put his jizz socks on top of your nice shirt in the laundry basket and wash all your clothes and underwear with his jizz socks and jizz water? Would you do that to your daughter? THAT is gross..

>>29647018
He is either busy or just doesn't really want to do them anymore. All the other stories are just memes.

>>29646879
>zom
It's above its target price

>>29647139
>it'll be fine
NOOOOOOO!!!! YOU'RE JINXING IT!!!!!!

>NasDank

>>29647090
Treasuries always have a way lower yield than stocks because equities are riskier.

>>29647078
apparently Erste Group Bank AG

>>29645589
Are you a colored?

im buying more barrick gold tmr

>>29646662
doesn't using the last two digits mean that everyone is gonna lose money

not that I think thats wrong

>>29647097
naw much higher than that because the top companies on the stock market have an earning yield of around 2%. The 10y bond would have to be pushing around at least 10% yield before people jump over.

>>29647078
Adyen, Hellofresh

>>29645628
Stay out of here. I have all kinds of bags to sell you.

Will RTP fly to the moon?

>>29647238
lol......

>>29645628
AQB

>>29647186
agreed. I'm just talking about the math behind what the 10y yield would need to be compared to low pe ratio companies earning yield (inverse pe ratio * 100) for people to jump to bonds.

How come people are hating on Nestle?
It's a good boomer stock

>>29647300
ye

>>29647313
You bred mutant fish?

>>29647176

>>29647160
Nah I meant to buy them as a swing trade for a reversal not to get the yield
The good thing about bonds is they're negatively correlated with stocks so it gives you money to buy the dip. The problem is now they're in freefall because the rates have bottomed out after a 40 year bullrun.

>talk to a cutie that went the top uni and works in a start up
>”haha nice! What do you do, Anon?”
I’ve been unemployed for a year from architect assistant job and have been trading memes whilst training to be a pilot doesn’t seem wise to tell. Now at the age where good girls ask what you do and it’s a hit to the pride.

>>29647238
2% is when you’d start buying in
If it broke 2.5
It would be a VERY quick run up after and you’d have to chase
Have protective calls in TMF for just that

>>29646836
3% inflation is going to eat you alive desy.

>>29647442
possibly. I'm just talking about the math behind calculating a company's earnings yield and comparing that yield to the 10y treasury yield. The 10y would need to be at least 10% for people to make the jump. I would still hold on to equities and buy more at lower prices if they get skiddish of just a 2.5% yield in 10y treasury.

>>29647441
Could be worse, i've not been on a date in 11 years because i'm 6"10 and ugly so every woman thinks i'm a monster rapist

>>29647439
ah true

>>29647042
SOXL on today's *sigh* pullback

>>29647546
There is a much lower level which is simply the dividend yield of SPY (1.4%) and of NOBL (1.21%). Big money will always want limited downside income generating assets to try to protect their wealth. The uncertainty of projecting forward earnings or P/E is simple not the point there.

>>29647010
Their crypto token releases next month.

Studying yields, it looks like the fed doesn’t have control over longer term yields like they do shorter term. Seems Powell is ok with it. What is the orderly move on yields now and what is a concerning move?

>>29646662
Rollin

>>29647573
have you ever thought you'd rather be a 5"2 manlet?

>>29647645
interesting point

>>29647163
It would have been nice to get some closure though

>>29647238
Bro the 10 year has only seen a 10% yield for a short 5 year period (1980-1985) during the whole history of the US treasury
A 10% yield is basically impossible in the modern economy

>>29647442
How would protective calls work? Wouldn't you want protective puts?

>>29647573
>tfw women are intimidated by my height and I'm two inches shorter

>>29647682
At least then I could fit into the world, even as i'm phone posting before bed my ankles are dangling off this fucking mattress and I need two blankets to fully cover me

i need to transfer from td webbroker to either questrade or IBKR

i can't really tell which is cheaper and better any thoughts?

>>29647654
>it looks like the fed doesn’t have control over longer term yields like they do shorter term
Because their policy right now is to buy it all up to the 3-year. They can, and might, push that buying to further out equities. The 10 yr would be effectively yield control in all but name.

Damn CCIV is never going to recover is it

>>29647645
so to me, since i have a higher risk tolerance, I would double down on equities because 10y yield hasn't become greater than earnings yield. But for the big money, they wont hesitate to change over to bonds when the yield on them is slightly higher than SPY? hm.

>>29647778
Fidelity

TSLAbros, what're we gonna do? It looked like TSLA might be headed back to the ATH, but the bonds may kill that...
I don't wanna be greedy, but I don't wanna panic sell either...

>>29647726
6'8 is just as bad, that's my brother's height and that poor bastard drives Volkswagen

>>29647654
yield go up

>>29647719
exactly, so what I'm saying is that to stick to equities unless that happens. The probability is very low but never 0.

I'm 20 % in cash and I absolutely no idea what to buy. Someone tell me a long term play where I dont have to open my account for 2+ years

>tfw 3k of RNWK has made me a lot of money over the months with such a low volume

>>29647812
Might once lucid shows results, until then nope

>>29647849
>bonds may kill that
doubt it

>>29647816
If you had a good reason to think that rates are going down you can buy a 3x leveraged bond ETF

>>29647867
SOXL

>>29647573
What’s your build like?fitness seems like a surefire way to increase your chances bro, especially with your height.

>>29647867
ACEV
AMD
MRVL
NET
QCOM
SU

>>29647867
If that's the case then stick your money in a CD at your local bank. That disgusting level of passive investing is like a purple squirrel.

>>29647713
He was kind of inactive before the last episode too. So that's why I assume he's just busy with moving or smth.

Also that's not George Soros, he was only 15 when WW2 ended :^)

>>29647898
Im EU so can't buy those ETFs, would a unleveraged semiconductor be valid? That's what I've been thinking anyways

>>29647812
Bad timing. I'm nervously watching my FRX, might even put in a sell stop today.

>>29647926
50% in SU

>>29647892
No, I'm going to buy more equities at amazing undervalued prices if these boomers are going to shit their pants over a whole 1% yield increase on the 10y.

BILI bros, why are we mooning? I just woke up

>>29647890
$1000 EOY CONFIRMED!!!!!

LINE GO UP!!!!
LINE GO UP!!!!
LINE GO UP!!!!
LINE GO UP!!!!

>>29647849
>he doesn't remember why he bought
Plan was to hold for a decade, ride or die. Not knowing what you own and why you own it, is a good way to have weak hands. Ask any retail investor if they want to sell their tesla shares, fuck no is the answer.
>P.S Tesla's present value is about 50-60B, Good thing we're concerned about the future value yes?

>>29646263
>I personally did my research on XOM and i'll have it long term because of the divs alone.
>Leveraged etfs? You'll have to ask other anons. Seems risky
This fucken post

What they should do:
>Regulate the options market for institutions

What they will do:
>Regulate the options market for retail

>>29647922
As much as I hate it I'm built like a guy that NTRs dudes in a doujin. Broad shoulders, long hair and beard, keg belly

>>29648006
Biribiri just needs regular refueling stops to continue its steady climb towards the Oort Cloud. It's very convenient for buying the BILI dip.

>>29647997
And if the stock market doesn't get spooked you missed on profits, or if it goes into a 1 year bear market you lost money
That's why you want uncorrelated assets

WTF the dollar is below 90

>>29647573
we're in a pandemic situation, so i don't have to make your hired guns explain why you are wearing the mask.
if i take it off though, will you die

Just dumped another £500 in RR.

>>29648101
I just bought BILI yesterday at around $122 so I guess I timed the market pretty well this time.

>>29648137
True.

>>29648177
why the fuck would you dump your money in a stock with super high debt when rates are rising?

>>29648142
Gme crashing(along with other reddit stocks) after this pump will be the catalyst for the market crash

>>29648137
A 3x bond would be uncorrelated or what would be from equities?

>>29648224
Like all companies that have similar situations. Government contracts.

>>29646662
here we go

>>29647204
You certainly are

>>29647546
Agreed

>>29646662
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>29646662
Can’t get much worse...r-right?

>>29648237
Yes. Treasuries, commodities, currencies, puts, shorts, volatility ETFs.

>>29648327
nice.

>>29646662
i dont like this game

>>29646662
If dubs, im taking the last 3

>>29647246
Adyen looks good and could have great potential once people starts going out again.
>Hellofresh
Not so sure, it's the kind of business that requires a lot of capital at all times, see Blue Apron's problems.

>>29648089
Kek. Fr tho getting jacked would be exponential for that type.

>>29648075
christ almighty, XOM is one dogshit stock

We are on page seven, please make a new thread

We are on page eight, please make a new thread

>another day of NASDAQ dumping
just kill me

We are on page nine, please make a new thread

>>29648636
Money is over
We share everything now
It was nice economying with you bros o7

>>29646662

>>29648614
it'll get better. buy some more shares while their price is lower.

>>29645855
TSM and AMD

>>29648704

>>29648736

>>29648636
Baking

>>29648737
>>29648749
Dumb niggers

>>29648732
That's funny cause INTC is my lightest bag. Who bought the better stock now?

>>29648737
Why is this not in the catalog?

>>29648737
cant find this one in the catalog

use this one
>>29648749

>>29648871
>>29648880
because retard newfag put the thread title in the name bar

>>29646662
roll

>>29648998
I'm fine with this