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WHAT THE FUCK DOES SHORTING MEAN?
DOES IT MEANING SELLING

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SAY SELLING

WHAT DOES SHORTING MEAN RIGHT NOW
I DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO GOOGLE.COM

>> No.29616779

>>29616684
I want to short western women bros.

>> No.29616906

>>29616779
Even if i googled what it meant, i would get confused.

>> No.29616909

>>29616684
The broker lends you a share to sell, then you actually buy a share at a lower price and pocket the difference. The share is then returned to the broker. They pretty much come out of thin air

>> No.29616943

No it's not selling but it does put downwards pressure on the price.
It means borrowing shares at today's price and returning them at a future date. If in the future they are worth less then you make money, you get to keep the difference. Exchanges allow you to do it for a small fee. They figure you'll be wrong half the time so it's no sweat off their back.

If you say "I'm long Telsa and short Gamestock" that could just be a figure of speech that implies you think Tesla stock will go up but Gamestop will go down.

>> No.29616965

>>29616684
why cant you lurk moar you fucking nigger

>> No.29616995

>>29616684
sell high
buy low

>> No.29617015 [DELETED] 

>>29616965
i don't want to niggerfaggot
i want to be spoonfed you dirty nigger
i have a big ego, piece of shit

>> No.29617139
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29617139

>>29616684
>borrow the thing (lender promises to buy it back at current rate)
>immediately sell the thing
>price dumps
>buy the thing
>sell the thing back to the lender
>profit
happy?

>> No.29617149

>>29616684
It just means the buyer is under 6ft tall so they get a discount as compensation

>> No.29617155

>>29616684
Literally custom equipped, manufactured, artisan crafted, formed by nature, smithed, created and consecrated for black cock. Genuinely and literally the perfect little black cock taking nymphlet I’ve ever seen. Imagine her underdeveloped, freckled little chicken legs forced wide for the pulsating mass of coal that will ingratiate itself into her, morph and twist her innocence into bestial lust, her Snow White supple pussy swallowing that black steaming rod whole and clinging to it like a bitch in heat as some hulking ebony mastiff mates and deflowers her. Imagine her little face, so innocent, cursing and screaming for a harder pummelling and rutting from her tribal dominator, as his thick black mass erupts it’s primal seed into her crimson pure white genetic womb, staining that perfect little lineage, forever marking generations of delicate white lily flowers with steaming ape spunk, imagine her sweating and screaming as those child like blonde hips birth a half black child, forever staking the black man’s claim to her lineage.

>> No.29617295

>>29617139
err. you give it back after paying interest actually, my bad.

>> No.29617347

>>29616684
I would like to have sex with her

>> No.29617395

>>29617347
Same

>> No.29617477

>>29616684
It means selling someone else's stock shares at today's price to buy back at a lower price and you get to keep (or lose) the difference

>> No.29617512
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29617512

Selling is when you already have it.
Buy -> sell higher

Shorting is when you don't have it yet.
Sell -> buy lower -> pocket the difference

How can you sell something you don't have? Many ways, e.g.: borrow it/use margin/use futures contract

>> No.29617540

>>29617477
>>29617512
>>29617139
>>29616943
all shit answers
>>29616909
only good answer

>> No.29617582
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29617582

>>29616684
It means you're selling your friends new TV he just bought at $500, to his roommate while hes out of town for $500, because you know that shits going to be on sale at Best Buy this weekend for $350, then you get to replace it for $350 and pocket the $150. Boom, thats shorting. Now buy CFII you fucking retards

>> No.29617683

>>29616684
The roast in that picture is pretty lame desu. He could've put in a lot more effort

>> No.29617689

>>29617139
How does that work on Robinhood?

>> No.29617725

>>29617689
it doesnt
get a real broker

>> No.29617751

>>29617725
kek

>> No.29618115

why would anyone leverage trade in crypto?

>> No.29618697

>>29617155
based

>> No.29619175

ME WANNA COOM ALL OVER FACE

>> No.29619398

>>29616684
Shorting: Selling some derivatives shits on Injective L2 DEX. What will you short anon? Tokenized stocks, forex stuff, synthetic gold, or crypto?

>> No.29620365

>>29616909
>They pretty much come out of thin air
this

>> No.29620852

>>29619175
it's a guy

>> No.29620979

>>29616684
She cute

>> No.29621056

>>29617347
>>29617395
Bros wtf contain yourselves
However i would have sex with her as well

>> No.29621120

>>29616684
shorting means fucking midgets, i short all the time brah

>> No.29621136

>>29619175
based

>> No.29621172

>>29616779
relax hajjab

>> No.29621245

>>29617582
That’s a great analogy

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29621369

>>29616684
>Roasted!

>> No.29622534

>>29616684
shorting = borrowing a stock and immediately selling it with an agreement to pay back to borrower at a later date. Essentially you are betting that the price of the stock will go down so you can buy it back for cheap so you can make the difference. However you will usually have to post collateral, so if the stock goes higher you could lose both your investment and the collateral

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>>29616684
>WHAT THE FUCK DOES SHORTING MEAN?
>DOES IT MEANING SELLING
>WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SAY SELLING
>WHAT DOES SHORTING MEAN RIGHT NOW
>I DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO GOOGLE.COM
KYS GLOWNIIGER

>> No.29623906

>>29616684
why cant reddit roast right?
>lmao you are ugly haha white gurl

>> No.29624259

>>29616684
>Generic white girl #5
So true i feel bad for that cunt.