/biz/ - Business & Finance

You're a wizard anon, be thankful that your dark arts can give you inhuman powers.

>24 years old
>slayed coochie left and right just because i was born with a pretty face
>negative net worth

we can never have it all

>>29616588
Are you me?

>>29616484
gfs are ultimately overrated.
only gfs worth having are highschool crushes
they break your heart and ruin your brain anyways
trust me you're better off

>>29616484
is this you?

>>29616560
Fuck off with this kikery

>>29616560
I didn't say I never had sex.
I just never had a gf.
And yes, I didn't pay for the sex

>>29616484
what? go buy one.

i bet you can go to like a resort somewhere and find a whore

>>29616484
>>29616588

>>29616831
this is pretty stupid and intended to fuck OP over

>>29616484
That's why you have money.
Ignore bitches acquire currency.

I'm a whore mongering retard, so funds are not safu.

Nikola Tesla never fucked, have you considered dating pigeons?

>>29616484
Imagine being so lame you let the lack of a girlfriend become what DEFINES you.

>>29616484
why not op? what are you doing wrong?

>30 yr old
>less than $10,000 in savings
>never had gf

27 years old

700k from crypto

handholdless virgin

shittt

>>29616934
Holy shit based as fuck. Not gay but would hang out with, we'd get along.

>>29617135
>what are you doing wrong?
I refuse to get plastic surgery. That's what I am doing wrong

>>29617214
t. cringy tryhard from the image

>>29616484
I'll be your gf anon, send me ETH. also, I hope you like c9ck.

>>29616484

>26 yo short and nerdy guy
>500k net worth
>lost virginity at 23 and have an ugly gf who loves me

Better than being khv I guess

>>29616934
Pay someone to wash your shirt once in a while

>>29617397
I always refused to date or fuck ugly women and I will never change that. I lucked out on some pretty hot girls and i am not going over to some bitches I find not attractive at all. That is just a burden and a waste of fucking time.

>>29617214
Im not gay, but I should start using bumble to find male friends

>>29616484
Don't listen to this idiot >>29616831
If you never had a gf it is going to feel like you are missing out. So go ahead and get one, you might get lucky who knows. If didn't it work out don't sweat it, getting gf is a matter of persistence and lowering your standards. hehe. I am just saying this because you haven't gotten one before, so might not be the best advice. Once you been in one relationship, you will understand it is kind of overrated and start valuing your time and money more. Or even pursue another gf, so yeah go ahead try to get a gf don't worry about it too much.

>>29617397
Honestly an ugly gf is probably better than a pretty one. As long as she isn't fat. If shes ugly and fat wtf are you doing?

Question for Chads though, I feel like if I get a pretty gf I will always have to play defense, is this really the case? I remember I was hanging with a buddy's fiancé a couple years ago, and mother fuckers would literally hit on her while I was standing right there. She wasn't with me so I didn't really care, but that begs the question of what the fuck I'm supposed to do if I get with a chick and that happens, I still have no idea.

>>29616831
She "broke your heart" because you probably act as weak as you sound

>>29616484
Get some decent clothes and pick up a book on picking up girls. It will help you understand what is attractive to women.

>>29616484

Buy one.

I don’t get why all you fucks are like “no gf” just be nice to people and go on dates sometimes. It’s so fucking simple

>>29617899

Women I'm attracted to scare the crap out of me though. How the fuck do I get over that?

>millionaire

girls dont like poorfags sorry

>>29617939
Don’t be afraid of people. If someone was afraid of you, would you want to talk to them? Think of it like that

>>29617899
>It’s so fucking simple
Not if you are some average or ugly looking faggot. I got made fun off in school already because of the way I look

>27
>had a gf for 2 years
>haven’t had female contact since November 2014
I would rather be you

>>29618078
Me too, but chances are you look different/better than you did in school. Because of my social autism i’ve overlooked/not been aware of when girls were flirting with me. My gf has said so many times “she was flirting with you” and i was just like “wut” ugly guys get plenty of poon, just be nice and friendly and you’ll find the right one anon

>>29618088

Kinda feel this tho.

>>29617761

Yeah guys will want to fight you in front of your gf and try to make you look like a pussy bitch unless you’re much bigger and taller. It’s stressful as fuck

>>29618435

>she was flirting with you

Fuck, this happens to me routinely, yet I only realize months later because I'm socially awkward. I swear this hot girl at work wants the dick but I'm too shy to ask for her number. And I got rejected by this other hottie at work last year so I'm a little gunshy.

>>29618640

I could probably be intimidating. I'm 6' and I honestly think people are intimidated by me already, but low self esteem keeps me from taking advantage of it.

sad 2 see u go anon, mind helping me with some btc before you go?

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>>29618749
Go for it then bro, you got nothing to lose. Maybe ask her out for lunch. Also if you’re 6 feet you have it even easier. I’m 6’2”

you are not missing much. all women are whores.

>>29616484
Be happy, I have and it was awful
You spend half the time after your first stressing over if she's fucking someone else only to finally get over it and learn to trust again just before you find out she's fucking someone else and never really cared about you

>>29616934
I think half of /biz/ can relate to this guy.

>>29617761
>>>/fit/
Read the sticky.

>>29620735
I'm actually decent looking now. Was a fatfag about 5 years ago (300lbs), but now down to about 210. I work out everyday. Chicks do seem more interested in me but being moderately /fit/ didn't magically make my crippling social anxiety disappear sadly.

>>29617899
>just be nice to people and go on dates sometimes
man you normalfags are dumb