/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29605007
You’re a fucking idiot

>>29605007
Tell her you lost it all then start fucking her sister.

Wear the pants anon, but remember that if you have kids a modern Volvo is a tenfold times safer than any old American

>>29605007
Yes sell. Sell her to Romanian gypsies who will traffic her as a sex slave. Fucking whore. Never sell crypto for a car.

>>29605007
Stupid cunt
Is what you are, OP hide it better next time. Idiot

>>29605007
You're retarded for marrying a female that retarded. Like holy fuck marry someone who understands you or don't marry at all.

Try to rationally explain that the longer you hodl, the more money you will accumulate and when you reach your goals, a car will be the first thing you buy ...........Internally/secretly set your goal to 300 million dollars and never buy that car bruhh

>>29605007
u dont have a wife

These larp threads are getting old.
Try something different next time

make a different portfolio that shows youre losing money slowly

>>29605007
Hahahahahahahahhah, you got married, fool.

>>29605007
Get out asap just leave

>>29605007
Oversell the fees you would have to pay.

>>29605007
You mean she saw your blockfolio that was just with pretend money

>>29605007
move money and tell her u got hacked and lost it

>>29605007
yes, sell the whore

>>29605007
>>My wife knew how to unlock my smartphone
this is where you walk away

>>29605007
Yes, you should sell her.

>>29605007
It’s your wife, tell that bitch to shut her whore mouth and make a sandwich.
Men deal with the money.

>>29605007
I assume this is a larp but if it's not... You're fucked no matter what you do now homie. If you hodl and make it your wife will just pressure you to buy even more useless things. If you sell now you will miss out on life-changing money. Just divorce her and get a Japanese gf

>>29605007
Send it to a new wallet, show her the 0 and say you got hacked. Factory reset your phone

>>29605007
You cuck, tell her it's YOUR money and you with it whatever the fuck you wanna do with it, wtf?
You get dominated by your own wife, you disgrace of a "man". KYS.

>>29605007
>My wife
>ngmi

>>29605623
I don't want to leave her. I love her still and she loves me. But she doesn't understand shit about money. Also she doesn't like risks. What should I do, bros?

>>29605697
This

>>29605007
flat tell her no, you're the man Anon, be one. she might bitch, piss and moan for a bit and not like it but when you don't let her get her way because she's stamping her feet she'll respect you more.

when that's all done
hate fuck her

>>29605007
>has a wife
ngmi

I'm an autistic woman, I invest my husbands money into crypto for him because I'm like Rain-man. I just invest his money in the same coins that I buy and we both profit together, It's a beautiful marriage. I take a lot of pride in our portfolio.

>>29605803
>she loves me
Show proof.

>>29605007
>>My wife knew how to unlock my smartphone
Dumbass.

If you guys didn't even have enough of a good partnership, and communication that you withheld 25k from her. Then it's a lost cause.

Better tumble that shit and hide it deep before the divorce papers get drafted.

>>29605007
>is married
you fucked up already

This is probably a larp but if it's not, how can you be so retarded? It's fucking blockfolio. You can just say "It's fake you dumb bitch, look I can add 1000 bitcoins, are we millionaires now?" and you're done with that shit.

Yes! Sell her and buy more coin!

>>29605007
your wife is a fucking idiot

>>29605007
Remember that you will be driving a 25k$ car that cucked you

>>29606044
This is a good on the spot decision. Op isn't good at those apparently.
I live for those thrills

>>29605007
>falling for the marriage meme

>>29605007
Tell her to fuck off and that you will be able to buy a better car later without losing money. Just throw around a bunch of jargon to confuse her and make her think you're smarter than you really are.

>>29605007
don't capitulate
go to the gym
get buffed
show her who's boss

>>29605007
>but she said its a bubble and I will get scammed
no she didnt

>>29605007
Tell your wife to get a fucking job and fuck off

Probably larp, but put your foot down, and tell her something like, look "I did this for us, and I know what the hell I am doing. You think I don't want a new car too? I do, but what I'm doing will be able to buy us all the new cars we want in time."

>>29605803
It’s your money. Ball up and tell her no. New cars are one of the biggest wastes of money there is.

>>29605007
sell the wife.
or make up some shit like you will be taxed 90% if you cash out now cause of mark felstiens new leveraged unrealized crypto gains tax rate for holding under a year applies to each exchange you made.

OP here: This was just a larp, faggots. I don't have a wife. I'm single and I only jerk off to tranny porn.

But thanks for reminding me and other anons never to go long on women, only pump and dump them like shitcoins

>>29605007
>She doesn't even let me fuck her anymore. Should I sell?
Yeah, sell your wife to an Arab for a couple of camels

>>29605007
Literally what every woman says. Ever wonder why so few are in real finances?

>>29606376
based

>>29605007
>having a wife that has power over you for finances.
Kek

>>29605282
KEK

>>29606376
Extremely based

>>29605007
Imagine listening to what your wife says.
It's your finances. Tell her to fuck off, and tell her you are locking your phone, because of her nosiness.
Be sure to tell her that if she tried to divorce you that you will buy a physical ledger for your crypto, and they will not only never be able to find out just exactly how much you have, but she will never be able to get it either.

Woman opinions should be regarded as the same as children. If they say something worthwhile listen to them, but ALWAYS listen to yourself first.
Your wifes a bitch

>>29606376
Based bait.

>>29605007
>Oh that? It's just a simulator, like fantasy football. I enjoy "playing" the market, ha ha, get it?

>>29606376

>>29606376
fucking bitch. i was going to give you genuine advice

>>29606376
Ok OP, here's your second (you). You deserve it for this based thread.

>>29605007
Tell her no. Go to court over it if you need to. The longer it goes on the more likely she'll be to drop it.
Don't let anybody emotionally blackmail you, ever. Not even family. It's beta as fuck.

>>29605282
This guy knows what's up

>>29605803
>she loves me
no she doesn't nigga stop deluding your shit. If she did she wouldn't fuck with your phone and she wouldn't be crying for you to exchange an appreciating asset for a depreciating one

>>29605007
Why do you fuckers keep getting married. Is the social pressure to get married just to high for you retards

>>29605007
Tell her you'll give her half to waste on a car and then in 5 years when you're worth millions you're going to send her a postcard of a harem of strippers snorting coke off your genetically modified super dick

Only $25k and she already wants to blow it? Tell her you were only paper trading retard

>>29605282
I know he didn't get that idea from us, where did we go wrong?

>>29605803
>she loves me
>won't let me fuck her anymore

>>29605282
It's ok to sell crypto for a car, but make sure it's a goddamn used car, like $17K MAXIMUM, and only sell if you think we're near the top of the bull cycle. Never listen to a women when they tell you to sell, they don't know shit and are risk adverse retards.

>>29606376
You should still kys tho.

>>29605384
kek

>>29606376
Ahahah wtf anon

>>29605007
Women are generally very shortsighted when it comes to money. Do a better job hiding it next time

>>29605397
This. Make a $HOGE/$ASKO/$ETH portfolio to show you’re losing money

>>29605007
bait, but unironically divorce her

>>29605007
If this were actually real i would begin liquidating assets and putting it all into crypto, divorce and say you lost it all gambling then buy back a year after the divorce.

Get a new wife. My wife saw me investing and talking about crypto with my brother. She got interested. I set her up a crypto.com account and bought some xrp/cro. Both are up substantially since then. She wants to buy more.

>>29606376
Holy shit absolutely based

goooood bait OP. still working hehe

>>29605007
>all this over 25k
god damn, poorfags are something else. i'm down $90k over the past week and i feel nothing

Why’d you marry a retard

>>29607365
This. I sold some Litecoin years ago for a Cheap $3500 Mercury Grand Marquis because I needed a car. Thing is almost 20 years old and still runs. Never left me stranded. Dyor on before buying cars just as you would with crypto tho

>>29605803
>she loves me
Doubt

>>29606376
for real tho what kind of car do you drive

>>29608660
I don't have a car. I don't buy depreciating assets. 90% of my portfolio is in crypto and I keep buying more.

>>29605007
find a gf who prioritizes financial freedom over a car

Tell her its fucking investment money, which doesnt grow by spending it on the worst possible investment you can make, a car. Just promise its for retirement and shit.
How much did you start off with?

Haha! time for separation

My wife is a cunt, can someone do needful so I can run away?
>BTC: 32kBz8JhrcLgVTjEvtPmvPVAM5dqJEgLwY
>ETH: 0xAc80574ab6bDdE3abA3D2CFa6523d2F4BD6D05B4

>>29605007
>not telling your wife to shut the fuck up and slapping her
ngmi

>>29605007
Noooo. HODL!
Imagine having 3000 bitcoins.
I used to have 3000.
But I had to sell when bitcoin was still under $1,000 because the wife wanted to buy a house and have kids.
I forgot the first rule of Crypto...

DO NOT TELL YOUR WIFE ABOUT YOUR CRYPTO.

WARNING TO ALL HUSBANDS: SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR PORTFOLIO AROUND YOUR WIFE.

>>29605007
>PLEASE HONEY PLEASE SELL SOMETHING THAT COULD EASILY 10X IN 5 YEARS AND BUY AN EXTREMELY DEPRECIABLE ASSET INSTEAD
dumb fucking cunts

>>29605007
you are the man of the house, you are financially responsible for your families future, not your whore of a wife. grow the fuck up anon.

>>29605007

> hiding things from the only other person in the world that cares about you

nice work you fucking faggot

>>29605007

>Implying any woman who values new cars knows what a "bubble" even is

Nice larp

>>29605007
You should dump ....
Her

>>29606376
Based

>>29608811
Based

>>29605007
just tell her its a paper account