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>A fetus
>11 figures hell
How do I kill myself?

>> No.29601758

>>29601714
CONSOOOM Your mom from the inside out.

>> No.29601849

>>29601714
rope yourself with the umbillical cord.

>> No.29601982

NGMI

>> No.29602048
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>>29601714
>zygote
>$3M from buying bitcoin in 2011 before being conceived
should my mom just abort me?

>> No.29602089

fetus' don't have a soul but they can hold crypto

makes you think hmm

>> No.29602115

>>29601714
bite through the umbilical cord

>> No.29602259

>>29601714
xae12 tell your fuckin retard father to stop fucking with my coins

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>>29601714
Nicd larp you fagit, no fetus i ever met had such a low net worth

>> No.29602439

>>29601714
>>29602048
>a sperm cell in my dads ballsack
>only have majority of shares in Tesla, Amazon, and seed phrase to Satoshis wallet
I am never going to make it am I?

>> No.29603103

The thing is im mentally and socially fucked so no matter how much ill make i wont be able to partake in society. No amount of money will make me normal.

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>>29601714
>spermatozoid that just penetrated the egg
>26 figure hell

No hope at all.

>> No.29603494
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>literally protozoa
>a quadrillion of derivatives under management
Surely there's more to life than this?