/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29588597
IT'S HAPPENING

>>29588597
Money printer goes ......

If the fed wasn't so irresponsible this wouldn't have happened. Every USD should be backed by 1 Tether and we shouldn't accept anything less.

>>29588597
Are we about to have an overnight devaluation?

>>29589247
underrated

Where do you live that it’s 9pm rn?

What does this mean?

>>29588597
>operational error
Some janitor probably accidentally unplugged a router.

>>29589514
>rn

Man I can't take all these fucking twitter newfags on this board I wish it was the top I won't be able to stand it as it gets shittier the higher BTC goes.

>>29588597
this means to us other than have everyone panic

also- this is why you buy bitcoin

>>29589740
Been here since deepbrainchain funfaur and omisego were being shilled but I appreciate the love

AND BITCOIN IN A FREE FALL AGAIN - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://www.frbservices.org/app/status/serviceStatus.do

>>29588597
I HEARD THE PRINTER WAS OUT OF INK, SHUT IT DOWN WHILE I HEAD TO TARGET. Thxbai - Jpow

>>29589841
And you’ll never fit in. Whether that is a good or bad thing is up to you, but please leave

>>29589691
* AHEM *

Fuck jannies

>>29589923
forgot the pic

>>29588976
DURRRRRRRR

>>29589841
I know this is hard for newfags like you to understand but no one actually from 4chan says "rn" and other niggerzoomertwitterspeak. It's a pretty big tell that you're a lying moron, not that you understand what a tell is, faggot.

>>29590002
they're just integrating Chainlink

>>29589960
No

>>29588597
what does this mean?

CHINA 51%ed THE FEDS

>>29590086
You tripping, everyone says rn

>>29588976
https://brrr.money/

>>29590086
You're mad af

>>29590186
no bank wires or ACH transfers. all money movement has stopped

>>29590002
Fug.

>>29590086
Wtf zoomer talk is saying faggot shit like oof or shit like that. Rn is not faggot language you stupid boomer faggot. I tend to not use text speak on this board but rn is not a zoomer thing. I guess you can’t exert any authority irl so you try it here.

>>29589691
this is the fed, I have a feeling its more like someone tripped over the surge protector chain that have going across the office.

>>29590002
damn

>>29590088
checked

Here comes the pain

>>29590186
FED rugpull

How long until it's back up?

>>29590206
This is worse. You talk like a nigger.

Where the fuck is /XSG/? Did they know too much?

>>29588597
>RUG
>PULLED

>>29590002
So that’s why the market basically froze. The machines are down.

>>29590002
>did you try to reboot it?
>yeah
>how many times?
>how many times, what?
>how many times did you reboot it?
>five man, you always say five times

IT'S THE FUCKING CHINKS! CODE RED! BUY GOLD AND HIDE UNDER YOUR BED

>>29590086
He big mad rn ctfuuuuu baka

>>29590371
Nah playa , you trippin rn. You’re head is cooked

>>29590354
Customer service said 4 hrs.

>>29590421

Shit, we rebooted it...it's plugged in...you got internet...im moving you onto our hardware specialist...please hold while I do the needful

>>29590408
All gone. Really makes you think..

BANK ACCOUNT BALANCES ZEROOOOOOO

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA

>>29588597
get fucked kikes

>>29589247
Based

>>29590086
rn

>>29590306
no, this has to be huge. I'm a developer at a major national bank, we have data centers and fail over data centers all over the country that we pay vendors millions to maintain. an extended disruption of service at just a measly national bank would mean something insane happened, like the data centers had a fire or lost power and the backups all failed at the same time. the fed would have even more backups and fail overs than a national bank does, so this is double insane

>>29590408
>ck is /XSG/? Did
Lol i was thinking the same

50/50 this is a jewish psyop to start a war with russia considering the """"russian hacks"""" that happened a few months ago were all too convenient https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_United_States_federal_government_data_breach

>>29588762
Wait. Stocks actually only go up now?

>>29588597
Kek they must run on BSC

NOT A DRILL
KNOW WHAT SYSTEM NEVER GOES DOWN? BINANCE SMARTER CHAIN

>>29589247
They probably still using windows 98 because they refuse to upgrade. Literally why we have data breach issues everywhere because companies won't update their tech.

USD is about to get rugged

If this is down for several days it'll be hard for the US to shake off the stink of an empire in decline.

>>29590652
Yes.

>>29590413
>wagie opens bank account
>$0.00

>>29590704
This. Walk into any major bank branch and no matter how much money it looks like they spent on the building itself, all the tellers are running Windows7 on old 2000s HP/Dell business-class trash

>>29590237
Thanks for the kek anon

>>29590912
Niggers, faggots, and niggerfagggots ruin everything.

Fuck, this shit really made me to rewatch this gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8_Kfjo3VjU
I can literally see this happening at fed reserve right now

Looks like it's already gradually coming back online, crisis averted.

>>29589247
lmao

POSTING IN A SCHIZO THREAD AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

>>29590088
Checked and OCR-Pilled

>>29590912
It is though. We're the last generation boys WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29589740
>BTC
lazy niggers cant spell bitcoin. newfag faggots

>>29591168
>anonymous sources claim
>its not that bad
>returning to normal
>buy stonks goy

>>29590591
>something insane happened
Commence ze cyber pandemic

>>29590086
you're being a fag rn tbqhwyf

what does this mean? and why did they lie about the previous graph?

>>29591472
Yeah there’s some real fuckery afoot

>>29591353
bitcoin is spelled BSV

So we all buy xrp right

Print256 fedcollisioned

>>29590086
You stop dat rn

Time to buy...

https://www.apucoinrocket.com/en/

>>29591353
>defending zoomers who say 'rn'
you a zoomer fag too?

Ripple techies have already been flown in to sort the system apparently - XRP is about to go fucking WARP FACTOR 10

>>29588597
ITS LITERALLY FUCKING HAPPENING

>>29591124
this is epic

>>29590261
...what?

>>29591881
all money transfers route through the federal reserve brainlet

>>29589247
kek

Kek my pnc bank account is showing goose eggs.

This might be pretty big

Fortunately gemini still shows my balalnce and my gold is still in the closet

>>29589691
>>29590704
audible kek
>>29590591
>>29590306
This is the FED, someone probably did ctrl+x instead of ctrl+c and saved the excell spreadsheet.

>>29589247
my sides

>>29588597
I seriously feel safer having all of my money on blockchains than in the hands of these incompetent morons

>>29590282
>rn is not a zoomer
No it's a nigger thing bc ur 2 lazy 2 spell

>>29589514
UTC+2 covers Finland, the Baltics, most of Eastern Europe, and parts of Africa. So it’s somewhere there
>>29591053
You forgot that all of their internals run on COBOL since that’s what they first developed it with in the 60s and haven’t switched since. The real crash happens when everyone who knows how to write those oldass languages retires

>>29588597
Kikes on suicide watch

>>29588597
FUCK I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE WITHDRAWN MY CASH

>>29591124
Holy shit this is great

Rn

>>29592049
they have massive data centers hundreds of miles apart filled with mainframes and redundant upon redundant systems so this never happens. and it happened

>>29590086
Ur being retarded rn dude

>>29590261
they can use xrp though
they'll literally save money too
LITERALLY

>>29590086
Right now

>>29591345
based

>>29590421
Underated and based

>>29590652
Stocks.
Only.
Go.
Up.
Now run, Bobo, run.

Funds are safu

Wait so what does this actually mean?

>>29590086
>4chan is one person

>it goes back
>some money is missing in the system
>just an error goyim ignore this

>>29592663
This. What the fuck does any of this do? Hyperinflation when?
t. retarded newfag

>Got my tax return today before this happened
THINGS ARE LOOKING UP FOR OL' ANON.

>>29592915
It means that everyones money could have gone bye bye. The banking system is built on very outdated tech. It needs to be replaced.

If only you knew how unsafe your funds really are.

>>29591053
I was involved in a major finance company moving to xp sp3 in the mid 2010s.

>>29590413
looks like my grandpa
that being said, it means we're all getting rich

>>29593052

Unlikely but LOL if true

Nobody would ever trust USD ever again

>>29592663
The Federal Reserve is the top of Jacob’s Ladder. Banks don’t just loan their own money, what actually happens is
> goy: hi bank, I’d like a loan
> bank: sure. Hi bank #2, I’d like a loan at a slightly lower interest rate
> bank 2: sure thing
Eventually it hits the Fed, who makes the loan by literally materializing dollars. Despite having geographically separated redundancies and failsafes, the Fed is offline, so nobody can actually loan money right now. If this continues it directly means the full collapse of the US dollar as a viable currency and all of the consequences that go with it. Buy supplies now, we’re probably headed straight to Fuckedville

>>29592663
The fed is being run by absolute mongoloids, who took down the strategic infrastructure. Diversity hiring at it's best.

>>29593132

>>>buy supplies

Bass pond
Chickens
Orange trees
Gold
Crypto
Cash
7.62

Im ready fren

>>29593121
physical cash would still be around, but that was a system wide failure. most of the money used right now is digital already, and it could have been gone. the records of everyones accounts gone. it would be massive.

>>29593337

Bro that would be funniest shit ever. Crossing my fingers the fed is that incompetent.

>>29593132
>mfw I need fancy immunosuppressants for my organ transplant

I'm FUCKED if society collapses bros.

>>29589247

Bank accounts have been wiped out, the only database they managed to restore is the student loan obligations.

>>29588597

>>29593501
>Still have money in my account

>>29593444
Checked

>>29593501
talmudic if real

>>29593501
>funds are gone
>debts are safu

>>29588597
I just checked my bank account balanc s and my balance is showing 0 in every account I have. What the fuck?

>>29588597
>zerohedge
>muh fight club persona
might as well hear it from a schizo on the street

>>29592368
eh im still processing incoming transactions
>t wire banker

Aaaaannnnd it’s back up.

>>29593436
>I'm FUCKED if society collapses bros.
You'll make a lovely meal for us healthy raiders.

>>29593238

Some nigger spilt a coke on the mainframe during orientation.

Shieeeeet day dun fired me

ctrl f chainlink 0 results
nice try

>liquidity crisis
Soon.

>>29588597
Maybe they need to turn the Fed off then on again?

I'm an economics brainlet. Is this the actual money in real circulation? Fuvk.

>>29588597
Can't make this shit up

1_
https://www.cnbc.com/2021/02/22/yellen-sounds-warning-about-extremely-inefficient-bitcoin.html

2_
https://www.cnbc.com/2021/02/24/the-feds-system-that-allows-banks-to-send-money-back-and-forth-is-down.html

>>29591053
>>29590704
Most banks are using HP or IBM Unix.

Why are all these scumfuck xrp bagholders crawling out of their septic tanks to shill

Nobody gives a shit about your failed coin

>>29592175
Anon, COBOL was created for banks. It's features and performance are second to none for that purpose.

Java pajeets need not apply. COBOL should always be a niche, but well-paid, skill.

>>29590779

No no sir

Locked liquidity. No rug pull possible

>>29594168
ngmi. XRP solves the worlds financial problems allows the system to transfer into blockchain rather than being replaced. BTC maxis are tards.

>>29594168
peepee poopoo
The Standard

>>29593501
I would not even be surprised by this anymore.

>>29594260

Xrp doesnt do shit execpt enrich those who created it.

If ripple worked...we would be using it years ago

>>29588597
exit scam confirmed

>>29594359
poopoo pee pee
The Standard

>>29590002
money printer broke

>>29589275
>mint function
RUG = PULLED

>>29588597 (OP)
>>29589691
>operational error
Some janitor probably accidentally unplugged a router.
>this
Didn't some janitors unplugged some servers recently in Frankfurt, Germany?

>>29589740
>>29590086
4chan is a secret club where we all talk the same
you have to stop kidding yourself, the internet isn't what it used to be

>>29594014
https://downdetector.com/status/irs
United Bobos organization, fuck shorting bitcoin, time to pump it. Then back to regular bobo business with bigger returns. Need to capitalize on the Fed Reserve Bank going offline. Press S to spit
S
S
S
S
S

>>29589841
>I've been here since PUDDI PUDDI
>in my mind it's still "new"
>tfw it happened 11 years ago

Seems like it's all back up except account services. Did hackers really send the balances to zero like in Fight Club?

>>29594359
right. ok anon.

>>29590339
topkek

>>29594778
PUDDI COIN on BSC
>locked liquidity
>staking
>coingecko listing in the works
hop in fren

>>29592663
>>29592915
US Federal Infrastructure has not been updated in 60+ years and is now hitting maximum life expectancy -- they are trying and failing to modernize it in time
t. FED

>>29588976
MONEY PRINTER CAUGHT ON FIRE FROM OVERPRINTING

>>29589247
Kek, this is what I come here for

WTF THE FED JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>tfw XRP is still online
XRP is the standard.

>>29590339
This but unironically.

larpedy larp larp I love to larp about the economy collapsing
here we have a bunch of larpers jerking each other off. PAHTHETIC!

Anons, am I schizo for thinking this is the most bullish xrp signal yet?
Literally same day as xrp ledger update.

>>29588597
>xrp: held
>meds: not taken
>Fed: crashed
>remittances: not possible
Yeah im thinking it's the day of the schizo

>>29590086
jesus christ, the amount of new faggots responding to you is concerning. I hope its just a bunch of anons attempting to trolling you.

For Posterity.

>>29589247
lol yeh

>>29590086
my lil bitcoin stock doin some rn

>>29590086
the absolute state of schizos rn

who is fed

>>29597072

Feds giving jews printed money to naked short gme and keep price down.

Obvouis

>>29588597
24/7/365

>>29593436
All you gotta do is drink your urine dude.

>>29594610
Clever. ETFs too.

>The Fed’s system that allows banks to send money back and forth went down for several hours
>The “operational error,” as the Fed described it, impacted multiple services, including its pivotal automated clearinghouse system, which connects depository and related institutions sending electronic credit and debt transfers.
>The outage occurred the same week Fed Chairman Jerome Powell spoke to Capitol Hill legislators about the progress the central bank has made on its consumer-focused payments system and efforts to develop a “digital dollar.”
>https://www.cnbc.com/2021/02/24/the-feds-system-that-allows-banks-to-send-money-back-and-forth-is-down.html?__source=sharebar|twitter&par=sharebar

Schizo time: the FED systems went down because they were overloaded by the poorly-coded blockchain they implemented to run their Great Reset Dollar.

>>29590282
Oh fuck off you complete and utter faggot...I can't ignore how fucking irritating you are anymore. Accept you don't belong here and fuck off back to wherever you used to hang out being a fag

>>29590086
are you being serious rn?

>>29590371
Why can't they just leave

>>29588976
pshhhhh... then BRRRRRRRRRR

>>29590196
51%ed.com

>>29597810
>Schizo time: the FED systems went down because they were overloaded by the poorly-coded blockchain they implemented to run their Great Reset Dollar.
Why do I unironically believe this.

>>29597335
probably this desu

>>29590022
>>29590088
>>29590511
>>29590644
>>29591586
>>29591555
>>29591588
>>29592488
>>29592500
>>29593444
>>29593688
>>29596644
>>29597200

high eneroogee

>>29594610
Weird how we had to see a bunch of crypto scams to fully understand the boomer scams
There's nothing new under the sun

Lol so much for "god protocol" chainlink price feeds

>>29589247
>Keeping the USD
Crypto fags are a lost cause. Your greed is your downfall

>>29590086
Suck our dicks rn

>>29590237
Don't go here with your metamask unlocked

>>29595198
So it's like most school systems, boasting about being modern when really nobody knows how to use the new projector that was expensive as fuck, while the computer systems it connects to are ancient
Sounds fun if you're in a position to stand back and watch then fumble with it each day and not be negatively affected

>>29600717
wut

>>29590086
look at the fucking state of (you) rn schizo

>>29588597
maybe james rothschild bought some ice cream that damaged his rh- gene cells
I WANT SOME MORE

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/02/22/yellen-sounds-warning-about-extremely-inefficient-bitcoin.html
https://cointelegraph.com/news/all-of-the-federal-reserve-s-wire-and-ach-systems-are-down

>>29601023
why do you think he's rh-?

>>29589247
Put this in the screencap.

it's Elon. IT'S ELON THE EMPEROR OF MANKIND SAVING US!!!!!!!!!!!

>>29601324
https://ia802300.us.archive.org/8/items/rofschildv1/IAmARofschildAxeMeAQuestion.html

Dogeholders will profit a lot now

>>29601743
have read the thread already a few times, even bought a water distiller and drink mostly distilled water now.

>>29593718
>born too late to explore the earth
>born too early to rebuild civilization while plundering concubines like rare pokemons.
>born just in time to laugh at the absolute state of debt slavery because some neets are cracking the funniest jokes about it on an ukrainian nihilist literature discussion forum

>>29590088
I'll check This, for the good feels

>>29602149
haven't bought a distiller but i get pure water from a spring neer me
pure water is a must for everyone

>>29589275
what did he mean by this?????

>>29590339
kek, someone do a brown yellen pajeet meme

>>29589841
>>29589960
>>29590206
>>29590259
calm down y'all

>>29590086
You right but can't defend 4chan culture anymore
Fuck niggers
Fuck Jews
Fuck jannies