/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29556858
ETH 2.0 solves this

holy shit, imagine being a minimum wagie, cleaning up mess on the ground at looking at at some googley eye long neck robot yelling at you while you do it.

>Even the robots are programmed to humiliate wagies.

>>29556858
I love this timeline

Nobody would believe you if you told them you found a customer for this stupid shit. What a clown world.

>>29556858
BIG BLACK COCK

niqqa, you made this thread yesterday

>>29556870
bsd

>>29556870
>>29557131
>>29557139
>>29557184
>>29557188
>>29557241
>>29557364
>>29557417

>>29557478
Nice

>4:55 PM
>machine makes a beeline for the sauce aisle
>knocks all the glass sauce bottles off the shelves and smashes them to a million pieces
>'CLEANUP IN AISLE 3 CHOP CHOP WAGIE'

>>29557188
I can guess it happened like that:
>start up says they will build a robot that detect and pick up trash
>big retailers boomers get a financial advice that they should invest in that
>start up delivers a robot that detects something on the floor and calls a human to pick it up
>big retailers boomers not very happy with that
>start up says picking up trash is on the roadmap. And they will get it for a killer price if they buy the v0.1 now, and don't wait for the far more expensive v1.0
>big retailers boomers get a financial advice that it would be dramatic to not buy the product of the company they invested in
>start up sells its shitty robots

>>29556858
why do companies buy this useless shit? it must be insanely expensive. how do they justify it?

>>29557478

I need more like this, kek'd

>>29556858
they could train the robot to pick it up but getting a wagie to do it is cheaper

>>29557605
To completely demoralize wagies and make them easier to control

>>29557478
haha, holy shit

>>29557605
bulling wagies, i worth any price xD

>>29557605
Wash trading

>>29557478
Imagine having a gigantic robot cock as your boss

>>29557478
Terrific, thank you so much

>>29557751

>>29556858
kek

>>29557478
Kek I can’t stop laughing about this. It’s like a real life clean it up janny post

https://twitter.com/Azoth_The_Devil/status/1363913784864178180

This clown timeline just keeps getting better

>>29557605
>why do companies buy this useless shit? it must be insanely expensive. how do they justify it?
Demoralisation. Can't have the slaves getting any ideas of free thought.

>>29557131
>googley eye long neck robot yelling at you
Anon, Marty is still your superior and you should treat him with respect. Know your place in the food chain and all ..

>Marty comfy
>Marty cool
>Marty friends with neet
>BEEEEEEP
>now wagie come and clean his feet

CLEAN IT UP WAGIE YOU LITTLE BITCH

>>29557478
he cute

>>29557603
Based startup.
>>29557666
Cheaper and amusing.
>>29557803
This was their plan all along. No rest for wagie.

>>29557992
Wagiebros are you alright?

>>29557992
>>29558030
nigger behaviour

>>29557992

I have a friend who does this, I think it's horrible, but I can't help but find it funny

>>29557789
this
>>29557803

Is there anything more based then terrorising wagies?

>>29557803
kek

>>29557992
how do I set penis to burst mode?

>>29558112

wagies taking orders from fucking robots HAAHHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>29558181
AHAHAHAH it's like watching monkeys in the zoo, very entertainnig hahahahaha

>>29558174
Just squeeze, release and repeat.

>>29558174
Just tap the trigger and squeeze gently

>>29557478
fucking kekeritos

>>29558242
>>29558248
dont do it too much its unhealthy

>>29557731
This, was disappointed there wasn’t one big vein spiraling up the shaft

>>29558181

Imagine being overweight, +50 years old with a failed marriage, thinking this was the highlight of your day and smiling through this

>>29557938
Underrated

if that ends up being me i’ll rope myself. I respect people who can live with this but fuck no.

>>29558331
sounds nice.

>>29558181
fuck, I unironically feel kind of sorry for all those waggies. that shit is very humiliating.

>>29558735
https://youtu.be/326FSEQHaxE

DANCE WAGIE DANCE

>>29558735
I don't

>>29557478
thank you anon. my fucking sides

>>29558271
i've been doing it everytime i piss for the past 10 years am i gonna die

>>29557478

STOP!! WE WAGIES ARE ON THE FRONT LINES AND WE ARE HEROS!!!

back to your cage wagie

>>29558181
It's like watching a North Korean propaganda show, only that Americans eat too much and North Koreans too less

>>29557478
I’ve seen this meme like 3 times today and every time I start giggling uncontrollably for 30 seconds

>>29557478
lmfao
I will kill myself before I ever wage again

>>29558117
My god, this shit is killing me lmao

>>29556858
kek imagine being a wagie in this day and age

>>29557139
And /biz/ does it for free

And this is why the elite wants to keep normies poor. Being rich just isn't fun if you don't have stupid wagies to laugh at

>>29556858

>>29559171
it's not good for the muscle that holds in the piss. you are increasing the chances that you will piss yourself when you get older and that muscle weakens even further because of age

Is it just me or Marty looks like something out of fallout?

>>29556858
i will claw and maim my way to bring my partner free of wagedom.

>>29559725
is that caused by squeezing your dick like a garden hose or just pinching the foreskin and water ballooning it

>>29559849
>my partner
faggot

>>29559891
shes a chick and im a dude
we've been together since we were very young.
i will do what i can to make our lives as good as they can be, together.
i have a lot of savings, tempted to dump a make it stack, will do so if market actually crashes properly again.

>>29559880
Neither, I meant when you pause peeing without using your hands by flexing your PC muscle

>>29560046
i thought that was supposed to be good for your wenus health

>>29557478
LMAO

>>29560118
MODS!?

>>29557803
>https://twitter.com/Azoth_The_Devil/status/1363913784864178180
so it knocks over a jar, spreads it over the floor, and then screeches at the wagie to come clean it up
based robot

>>29560083
it is good if you just flex it once in a while when you are not peeing. the problem is when you do it frequently while peeing. too much pressure because of the urine, and worst case scenario you get an UTI.

>>29559880
>water ballooning it
i do this sometimes, i don't know why

>>29557992
Fuckers like him deserve Mexican cartel treatment. Fucking nigger.

>>29557803
of course it's black

>>29557751
yeah this aint going to be funny when the robots start roaming the streets with litter detectors and free vaccine injections

>>29556870
Kek

>>29556858
asians go to sleep and the euro's get going after their sips of espresso and entire loaves of bread. market does nothing.
one pic of a wageslave, a few weak shills of PRQ.
boring.
it's all BORING. you people BOR me and I want the burgers to wake up like right now!

>>29557789
also seen this on my feed today, memes are becoming reality

>>29556858
You there, WAGIE! PICK UP THAT CAN!

>>29560647
BEEP BEEP BUUU
WAGIE, THERE IS TRASH ON THE FLOOR.
RRRRRNNN
NOW ITS ALL OVER THE FLOOR
BEEP BEEP BOOO
FACE ANALYSIS ON GOING
20$ HAVE BEEN DEDUCTED FROM YOUR WAGE
NO SLACKING
BEEP BEEP UP *crashes into another shelf*

Everyone, let's sing happy birthday for your new boss!

>>29557478
top kek

>>29561114

>>29557478
Hearty kek anon, thank you.

>>29556858
>MFW Marty runs on Chainlink

>>29561114

>>29561335
Lmfao

>>29560015
Then call her your girlfriend, you Zoomer faggot, and before you start with muh inklusivity, look at the point of this fucking thread in the first place. The elites that are telling you to say "partner" don't care about the gays at all, it's yet another humiliation scheme of globalhomo. Just like a giant roaming robot dildo.

>>29561114
OMFG

>>29556858
>>29556858
there should be laws against this

>>29557478
BASED BASED BASED BASED

>>29557938
indeed underrated

>>29559287
this, except unironically

>>29558181
You couldn't catch me dead doing this.

>>29561114
lol

good thread lads

>>29557605
When I worked at a local factory they bought an 80000$ machine they didn't need and sold it for scrap a month later without using it. The wasteful spending and inefficiency in big companies is insane

The life of a wagie is truly a living hell
https://youtu.be/Xz7HtZR1Vuo

>>29559011
Look at these t-shirts
https://youtu.be/uNGfrWzunxU

>>29561926
If there's one thing to unite biz it's hating wagies

>>29557478
kek

>>29558181
*STOMP STOMP CLAP*

>>29558181
dont they feel humiliation? STOP
creation wasnt meant to go this way. we're in hell arent we?

>>29560647
BEEP BEEP WHAT THE FUCK ARE DOING WAGIE BEEP BOOP CAME AND CLEAN THIS SHIT UP BEEP

>>29562129

Most of /biz/ have been or are wagies. It's not the wagies we hate, it's the ridiculous conditions they have to go through to make the shareholders (us) money.

I'm self-employed but I also realize I'm only a few bad decisions away from being a wagie again.
I laughed when I saw that robot, but that laughter soon turned to dread when I realized how easily that could be me.

>>29558117
>no trash to find
>create own trash to yell at wagies
life is the best comedy ever invented

>>29557751
fucking KEKD

>>29562060
fattie probably had to pay for the whopper the customer didn't pay for

>>29562924
Fair enough, hatred of wagiedom then.

>>29557992
quite based if i may say so

>>29556858
>Pick up that can, Wagie!
our nightmares area all coming true

>>29557751
PICK UP THAT KEK

>>29558117
>it's a fucking goya can

you literally cannot make this shit up

>>29556858
It's literally a horse cock dildo with a face. These Jews are getting brazen.

>>29562924
I do hate servile wagies, pathetic existence.

whats preventing people from placing fragile objects in front of the robot causing it to crush the object and the alarm the wagie to clean the mess it made?

CLOWNWORLD
L
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W
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>>29561565
fair enough
my post was focused on pulling someone from this fate not the gender of that person but i can see that i typed it like a faggot

>>29556858

>>29563268
That shit is always a choice

>>29563896
I wonder if he's happy he no longer lives in clown world or if he's sad he didn't get to spread his message further.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AvpTNWeSuFI

>>29561114
>

>>29558117
My fucking sides

>>29564051
still based, you must be a very good boyfriend

>>29559287
Will this work for both the Amerilard and the NK skinny rat?

>>29557478
kek

>>29564206
This can't go on we have to save them.. actually no we need them to be our slavies

>>29564051
Yeah just be aware that gender roles exist solely because they make both men and women happier than they'd be without them.
She is your girlfriend and eventually wife, and the good end for her is being a mother and a housewife. That's not oppression, that's fulfillment.

>>29563682
amazing.

>>29561973
oh boy wait til you hear about the military

It's my "birthday", so dance wagie
https://youtu.be/00GygFIQ9QI

>>29556858

>Opens the manual
>Marty uses facial recognition to recognize employees. Marty can typically refer to employees by employee name or badge number - to enforce referring to employees by name use full attention mode: To get Marty's attention move your head a bit, a simple bow should suffice, then give a salute. Marty responds to both 'Marty' and 'Sir' to get 'full attention' mode, use 'Sir'. Also respond with 'Yes sir' and 'No sir' to maintain 'full-attention' mode.

>>29566201
>designers programmed it so wagies have to refer to a machine as their superior
holy based

You'll be sorry when it's day of the mop.

>>29566954
based anti wagie

>>29556858
I can’t fucking wait for the inevitable security camera video of the robot knocking shit off shelves itself then summoning a wagie to pick it up

Literally fully automated “clean this up janny” irl

>>29557478
TOP FUCKING KEK

>>29566954
Based

>>29561135
Gonna book out karaoke for marty’s first birthday, gonna be an open bar all night cos he’s don’t such a good job

>>29557478
Kek

>>29564160
I imagine he's at total peace with zero regrets.

>>29558117
lmaaaooo clean it up jannie

>>29566954

>>29557478
wagie lives matter.
or do they?

>>29559011
The kids were cute

>>29557664
holy fuck hahahaha this is peak humiliation.
>"alright wagie, mr. johnson from accounting needs to sanitize his hands, 5th floor 3rd office on the right, now move move move, i don't pay you to stand around all day. oh and btw you gotta use the stairs, your costume doesn't fit into the elevator."

>>29566954
Management material

>>29566201
>To get Marty's attention move your head a bit, a simple bow should suffice, then give a salute.

>>29558181
I feel sad for them Bros. No human has to suffer this much degradation.

>>29568368
They're barely human if they are enduring this with a smile.

>>29566954
wagies revenge

gonna have to say this is based as well

>>29566954
holy fuck this guy deserves a promotion
actually he deserves better than a promotion
he deserves not to be a wagie

>>29565976
holy shit

>>29566954
I fully expect this chad to make the parents clean as well if they start complaining about him hitting their kids

>>29556858
Oh i thought that thing scanned shelves to tell when something needed to be retocked.
That's way more useless.

>>29569213
it does both

desu they'd be cheaper and better off just having camera's on every aisle connected to AI instead

>>29569442
That would probably be pretty easy, and it would have been great for training facial recognition to detect people hiding their facs, with the whole mask thing. I'd be surprised if they weren't doing that, now that you mention it.

>>29569442
>>29569730
They already do this in Tesco.

>>29569917
Nice, you think they take money from the government to do it? Like, the department of homeland security or something offered them money to install the face scanning cameras, OR do you think the store itself decided it was a great place to train facial recognition AIs. depolyed it themselves and are now selling it to private entities and governments?

>>29557992
You deserve to be dropped from an airplane in the middle of the jungle with nothing but a parachute.

>>29560458
do any other anons flex your dicks when having sex or getting a blowjob? feels like i shouldnt have to but increasingly it is hard to cum without doing it, feel like i should retrain it

>>29570138
you are retarded as fuck mate

tesco is from the uk, homeland security is from the us

take your microiq conspiracy shit somewhere else

>>29562060
>thir u r on kemera rite now
begging for a bitchsmack, bet thats the first time he was ever struck in his life

>>29570138
No I meant they have cameras that can detect when the broccoli is almost running out and sends a notification to the stock room.

>>29570895
I actually flex my dick to stop myself from cumming It's probably just a mental thing in both of our cases but I imagine it's better to not have to do something strange with your dick to cum, you know what I mean?

>>29566954
You know your garbage when you can only bully children.

>>29571510
Quite the contrary - he's giving them a valuable life lesson

>>29571102
Oh i just knew I heard it was a grocery store at some point, i didn't remember it was a UK one though.
It's not that microiq, in fact it's pretty brilliant. Facial recognition tech is pretty hot and if you could train an algorithm to recognize people underneath a mask you'd probably have something any government would want.
Saying it again makes me realize it's how smart it is, to be honest.

>>29571102
>b-b-but acktualy
>I have no idea that I am being enveloped in a panopticon surveillance state
>if you don't like it, or I can deboooonk a minor detail. you are microiq (?)

>>29558181
I had to do worse shit at my school

>>29572191
It's less humiliating for children

>>29568658
Still bro they may smile but their eyes say something different. I hope The fucking Jew Corporations can stop with this inhuman activities that they disguise as workplace fun and instead provide them with facilities that actually help them in their lives.

>>29557478
kek

>>29571510
go back

Honest work is honest work. Stay poor, NEETs

>>29574194
kid 1: "my dad is a lawyer!"
kid 2: "my dad is a doctor!"
kid 3: "my dad is the walking hand sanitizer dispenser!"