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29546943 No.29546943 [Reply] [Original]

Your crypto won't make you less ugly

>> No.29547033

>>29546943
but itll help me get laid
*cool glasses guy emoji*

>> No.29547036

>>29546943
Being attractive is a female trait
Being rich is a male trait
You will never be a woman
You will never be a man, tranny

>> No.29547070

>>29546943
Correct
>>29547033
>>29547036
Cope

>> No.29547102

Getting less ugly is actually pretty easy even with little money.

>> No.29547125

>>29547102
No it's not. You can't change your interocular distance with surgery. It's over uggo.

>> No.29547233

>>29546943
I don't know if I'm ugly or not. Being somewhere inbetween where being rich will help significantly seems a goal worth attaining.

>> No.29547259

>>29546943
We'll see about that after my rhinoplasty and chin extension

>> No.29547287

>>29546943
but it turns me on to see the disgust in a girl's eyes when I make her do depraved things. I'm a chubby disgusting nerd with a 7 figure crypto portfolio (early BTC miner who held because I fell for the global reserve currency meme) that I show to girls. Last week I made a 9/10 'aspiring model' rim my stinky butthole for an hour. Then I kicked her out and ghosted her.

>> No.29547299

>>29546943
I'm not ugly ,just poor

>> No.29547311

>>29546943
Sure it will. When I sell some DIA at $100 I'll just get surgery.

>> No.29547320

girls like ugly dudes

>> No.29547321
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29547321

>>29547070

>> No.29547387

>>29547287
you're a chubby disgusting nerd and you only need 7 figures to get 9/10 girls to do depraved things for you? what the fuck?

>> No.29548242

>>29546943
but it can buy me out of ugliness like DHT is doing now

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29548579

>>29546943
But i are chad. When you find your oneitis, chances are me or someone like me already creampied all her holes

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>> No.29548626

>>29548579
Unless you're fucking 12 year old girls daily I think I'm fine.