/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29536689
Give him two inches. I’m a little over 6’2 and this would help me not hit my head on shit, would be as hard getting in and out of my low ass car, and I wouldn’t have to squat down under most showers to wash my hair

>>29536689
does my body scale proportionally? where is this height being removed from?

hi, i work with women in a hospital, a large one too. I have heard and talked with them about how important height is, most of them agree its more important than money and maybe, MAYBE a gigantic dick would make up for that, even then they shake their head a bit. Deadass. Thank God im 6' 1" lol

>>29537224
No need to over complicate it. Your body scales proportionally.

>>29536689
What age am I? This could be a sweet deal if you're a baby.

>>29536689
I'm 6'5. Easiest 200k of my life. Would use that to invest in some good project in crypto.

>>29536689
Not worth it. I’ll stay 6’3 and continue to tower over the inferior specimen

To get it out of the way it's completely tax free too.

>>29537419
As you are right now.

>>29536689
definitely take the 1/3 for 10m, a rich midget can still get pussy. plus you didnt say anything about dick size, so if it stays the same it will look massive in proportion

>>29537488
Nah I'm out. 5'11 to 5'9 isn't worth $200k.

sorry i can't give anything i'm 5'6 3/4

>>29537333
don't talk to me like that. YOU are under complicating it. U should not posit these weighty hypotheticals so flippantly!! The consequences are dire!!

>>29536689
3 million and you can put me in a wheelchair

>>29537128
You’re not that tall man shut the fuck up

>>29537333
for example, am I still able to pass on my superior height genes? or have they been altered by my deal with the devil??? I need an apology

My legs are easily 1/3 of my body and I'd give them up for 10 mil

6'3" here. I'm in for 400k if I can keep current benis

>>29537829
Sup, Tiger Woods?

>>29536689
I'm 6'1 so, I would have no problems dropping a foot for a mil. I would rather be short and fairly rich than tall-ish and broke. I'll just buy some fucking platform shoes.

>>29537681
How is 6'2" not believable? Here in Utah I see high school kids that are 6'5".

>>29538044
i think he means 6'2 isn't super tall.

>>29536689
Tempting because my work is over 100 years old so all the machines were designed for 1900s manlets but then i wouldn't need to work anymore and would have to be king of manlets. I'll pass

>>29537976
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>>29537681
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>>29537611
Again many many women have told me that height is one of if not the most important factor. This came up because we work with a surgeon who is a millionaire but he is literally like 5' 5" and they wont date him even with that money

>>29536689

5'7" manlet

Take the 1/3rd my man. I'm already halfway towards being a hobbit, might as well seal the deal.

>>29537128
Same. Tall boys win again, sorry OP. You're still a fag either way.

>>29536689
Fuck no I'm short enough without his lowballing leprechaun ass trying to steal away what little I have.

>>29538164
I'm 6'2 with money. No women. So it also means you have to be good enough to be shown to your friends on social media.

Tall rich and handsome is what women want.

>>29537770
this is important, I need to know

>tfw 6'
>tfw 7" dick
>tfw make $350k/year
>tfw no gf kissless virgin
I wish I was larping

>>29538164
Disregard women.

>>29538576

>5'7
>7" dick
>Make 38k a year
>Didnt lose virginity until 29
>Essentially took the "fuck it" attitude and got on Tinder
>Fucked a girl in a """poly""" relationship twice

I can proudly say I cucked a man when I had my first time. Then we went out and I played Crazy Taxi at a barcade while she watched.

Give up height till I’m 3 foot. Buy gold with the money. Larp as leprechaun. Form cult, have lots of sex

>>29538796
You fucked a guys wife and then went to dave & busters to play pac man with him?

>>29538091
Yeah he’s not tall enough to be constantly hitting his head on shit and not fitting into cars. What a fucking coping faggot

>>29536689
>6 foot 2
Take 6 inches nigger

>>29538456
meanwhile they themselves are a strong 7 with a shitty persona

I'm already a manley so no dice 1,69m

>>29537128
Hate to be a faggot but same. I'll give two inches and be 5'11

>>29539279
Fucking auto correct
Manlet

>>29536689
I'm 5'8" so I guess I'll remain a poorfag so that women will still talk to me.

>>29536689
So you’re telling me I can find tall girls everywhere AND GET 10 MILLION NEETBUX TOO?? Sign me up!
>inb4 watermark

>>29536689
Sure, I'll take the $10mill. This midget won't wageslave ever again.

>>29536689
I would rather do it the other way around later down the line. An extra two inches would be great.

>>29539474
The more I think about this why the fuck wouldn't you pick the 10 mil. You would scale proportionally according to OP so you would even be a one of a kind midget thats around 4ft and a millionaire. Sounds like a crazy start to a new life

>>29539520
You can. Leg lengthening surgery is $30000-200000 and gives 3 inches. Comes with some complications but you can do it champ

>>29539520
That deserves it's own thread. If body modifications were able to be bought then what would the rich elite look like? 200k for 2 inches, there would be 10ft athletes everywhere. Can we buy 10lbs of muscle for 100k? Etc

>>29539673
I heard it basically cripples you later on in life and is extremely painful. Is this true?

>>29538164
I’m already married with 3 kids so the pussy is obsolete. I’ll take a 2 in haircut, that will still leave me with 5’7”.

>>29536689
>people voting $10m for 1/3rd
Enjoy being 3' 10"

>>29538918


Nah homie didnt even know what was going on

>>29539873
What if it's a femanon? They scale proportionally and now have a 10mil porn career on top of the first 10

>>29536689
Id give up 2 inches I am 6’1 1/2

Time to join the 5’11 squad