/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29533099
why would you ever tell your girl about your money ever?

just say you got hacked and lost it

>>29533099
You know what to do anon.

you know what must be done

>>29533323
She doesn’t know about my whole stack. Just that I have a little bitcoin.

>>29533453
you know what you must do.

>>29533099
Im not sure if im more angry by her assumption or that you told her. You two retard awfuls deserve each other. Is she asian btw?

>>29533099
make her sign a prenup. Your money, your stuff. simple as

>>29533099
>gf
cool larp

>>29533099
you know what you must do anon

>>29533323
Everyone always says this but wtf do you do if you get married? If you want to protect the assets you already have going into the marriage you need to disclose them

>>29533099
Oh no no no no

>>29533099
What does it matter poorfag? Give her half of your $200 stack

>>29533690
my dad gives my mom an allowance.

>>29533099
She's entitled to it, you asshole. If it was the other way around you would think you owned half of it.

>>29533099
>calls my car ‘our’ car
>calls my money ‘our’ money

>>29533690
At marriage you disclose in a prenup obviously, as a man is probably too stupid to hide assets.

>>29533690
Monero in cold storage

>>29533726
Based but only if she's deepthroating every night

>>29533727
no, she isn't, especially if he had it before they began dating. If you made 5 million dollars killing chickens, and then got a gf, did she kill those 5 million chickens?

>>29533580
I've heard cases of judges throwing prenups right out the window. And your girlfriend can be entitled to your shit after a few years.
I think the only way to escape a -50% portfolio is to use monero or get rid of your partner when you inevitably part ways.

>>29533727
Fuck off, roastie.

>>29533727
t.roast beef

>>29533099
>he didnt set that bitch up up with her own memetoken exchange membership
>he didnt set her up with a stonk broker either
Shes much better off banging some boomer with cash or selling herself than eating tendies in the basement with you for the next 40 years.

Back in early 2019 I bought 5080 LINK

My gf at the time jokingly said that the 80 LINK was hers, like she's doing me a favor taking the 80 to give me a nice round number of 5000. We ended up breaking up later that summer.

Two weeks ago she calls me out of the blue, acting all friendly, saying things have been hard for her etc... then comes
>remember anon you said those 80 LINK were mine?
>remember? :-)
>can you send them to me? its been really tough

>>29533099
Pump n dump her

>>29533727
>if it was the other way around

>>29533099
Women would never call it that

>>29533453
Tell her you invested into into some DeFi you know will rugpull

>>29533099
Leave a huge stinking log in the toilet and tell her she needs to go to the bathroom and flush "our" shit.

>>29533835
>tfw my state doesn't have common law marriage
comfy because i kinda panicked when i first found out about it. wisconsin btw

>>29533852
Shes been sucking other mens penises. If you send her that for any reason but to kick start a cuckdom relationship youre retarded.

>>29533099
this is not funny anon, crypto is inherently & purposefully misogynistic and predominantly white cis male owned due to its confusing nature. you owe her at least half of your crypto, and should donate at least 25% of it to to diverse charities.

>>29533943
This. Having a scary chart to show her how you lost your money is a good plan.

>>29533852
hahaha

>>29533099
Yeah, better make sure pic related isn't your future.

>>29534064
is there a backstory to that?

>>29533727
>entitled to it
he's not married to her yet, why should she be entitled to it?

>>29534064
Western women are atrocious

>>29533099
disgusting

>>29534109
>>29534165
It’s fake
Come on guys...

>>29533852
I don't have the proper reaction for this. This cat is the best I have. Hopefully the message gets across.

>>29534109
Some anon posted it, made a thread a few days ago. Pretty much self-explanatory, though.

>>29534064
>i'll think about it

Guy is a fucking retard if real. Why would anybody say that?

>>29534028
Yea so remember as youre driving us all away who will still be most powerful. You cuck the old system when we take over in the 4ir we will make sure never to trust the woman or nonland owner vote again

>>29534165
>>29534197
Western women are still atrocious though, he's right.

>>29533099
Play this whenever she starts getting clingy.
https://youtu.be/U06jlgpMtQs?t=4

>>29533852
that's only like 2400 bucks lmao. tell her you'll trade 10 link for a blowjob or something

>>29534319
What would you say? Especially when lawyers already got mentioned? Yes or no is out of the question, best to say nothing at all...

>>29533099
>move coins to physical wallet
What coins?

>>29533323
i live in a small apartment with her

>>29533099
If you're not comfortable.or trusting enough to share all your assets with her then you shouldn't be together to begin with

>>29534534
What the fuck? We’re just dating, not married. Why is she entitled to my assets?

>>29533690
make a prenup agreement, and put your coins on something she won't find or access.

>>29533943
Imagine it actually outperforms your portfolio 100x

>>29533852
let her sue you for it LOL

Nice larp retard

>>29534534
Back to r*ddit, fictionfag

>>29534700
judges throw them out

>>29533809
yeah lots of this is occurring after several years of marriage

>>29534534
this post was written by a woman.

>>29534487
>>29534694
From now on, just don't talk to her about your money EVER. Your ego might want you to brag but always ALWAYS be vague and change the topic.

And drop the word "my" in there.

>how are our investments doing?
>my stuff is doing alright.

>>29533099
gains
gains like tears, in the rain

>>29533099
NEW RULE
If you fags are gonna keep this shit up you will need to provide pic evidence of said GF. Timestamped boobs, ass or fe... boobs or ass.
>MANDATORY
>COMPLIANCE

>>29534694
Because she's supporting you with her love, you moron. Without her support you would not be making that much money and you know it.

>>29534424
The lawyers are an obvious bluff. Either say it was lost/stolen or, like you said, nothing at all(which is probably the best option)

>>29533099
"Oh no i accidentally sent it to the wrong address and lost it all, oh well"

and never speak of it again. problem solved

>>29534064
Sorry, put it all into GME and lost it

>>29534694
Because you love her. Well I'm not saying share your shit with every whore you fuck but if you find a girl you want to be with for life and marry her, at that point it shouldn't be an issue, unless you picked a shitty wife

>>29534832
My parents shared everything. They never had any fights about money because they had a common goal for their future

>>29534885
No I was just raised in a good household

>>29533099
get gay
now

>>29535030
This is bad BAD BAAAD advice.

love doesn't magically make some lady you're JUST DATING and NOT MARRIED TO not become psycho and want your money

>>29534328
Or i guess i should say a woman can only vote if she owns the land independently. Our current system is basically a stake based system that went from 1 land 1 vote, to 1 land owned through debt 1 vote, to 1 land 2 votes, to all votes. The analogy would be in a PoS just arbitrarily giving societal members an equal vote as a full node, such as for having a christian bond within your node now your wife may also vote. This is how you end up with people voting only for their interests rather than maintaining minimal friction.

>>29533099
it is hers.

>>29533727
what if I wasn't a dumb fuck like OP and never told my imaginary girlfriend about my crypto? probably won't even marry or stay with for long anyways

>>29533323
It’s become impossible for me to hide due to this bull season and covid.

>>29535006
Literally do this. Do this "I'm sort rent this month and had to use it all for rent" she won't understand the math or values or how any of that shit works. Just say you had to use it all the the rest got eaten by fees and you're done.

Then watch her interest in you suddenly vanish. You won't even have to break up with her she'll just leave. Win, win win. Because then you'll know that bullshit advice like:
>>29534929
is indeed bullshit.

>>29533727
Get a job, cunt.

>>29534929
LMAO

>>29535110
Well I agree, don't disclose anything until you know for sure you can trust her. If you suspect she doesn't see you in her future then end it now before she steals your shit

>>29535173
think of taking my advice of being vague, not talking about it, and changing the subject as your main objective from now on. People forget things and change with time based on the info they are given.

If, from now on, your normal reaction is what I told you, it'll fade.

If it doesn't, you have to go nuclear and sit down with her and tell her it's yours.

>>29533099
It’s a shit test. Put her in her place. Next time she mentions tell her it’s yours. She gets nothing, she is only a servant of yours that you own that tags along for the ride. If she annoys you or tries to pull shit you beat her. Women beg to be dominated. Your relationship will get much better.

This is the alpha mindset.

>>29535176
Why are all women like this bros?

>>29533099
My roommates girlfriend does this with their stocks and crpyto

>>29533690
what would happen if she were to never learn about it and you divorced? If she learns about your crypto in 1-2 years can she sue you?

>>29535380
Yes.

>>29533099
tell her
>sorry but our little bitcoin got lost in a small boating accident

My bitch asked how I make money and I punched her in the stomach and then fucked her. Simple as.

>>29533099
>wife sees portfolio over my shoulder
>"wooowwww omg its went up alot omg"
>its cuz i bought more and didnt tell her
heh what a dummy

>>29535380
"Oh no i accidentally sent it to the wrong address and lost it all, oh well"

problem solved

>>29533813
If you're killing chickens for a meager $1 each yngmi

>>29535434
did you pay money for a hooker or something? kek

>>29534929
I made the biggest leaps and bounds in my life from the pain of being alone wtf are you talking about

>>29533813
Is that about a year of work or 10 years of work? I need banana for scale.

>>29533099
Just tell her you lost all of your profits and got out of the game. She can't be mad by your not sharing if she thinks it doesn't exist anymore

>>29535500
kekd and checked