/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Buy BTC finally
>It crashes like never before
Why am I cursed?

>>29506972
He's getting the IRS off his back

>>29507082
Me too but in a smaller way

>>29506972
he bought?

>>29506972

Ome of us, one of us, one of us

>>29506972

>>29507073
Retard the only ppl that made any money off BTC are the ones that sold a whiile ago lol

>>29507344

>>29507344
I just mean, what are the odds of it doing nothing but growth for so long only to crash the second I buy it?
That has to be a statistically improbability, we have to be living in a simulation

elon musk was never the richest person in the world. tesla stocks is literal ponzi scheme and will eventually put elon musk in debt when the scheme collapses.

>>29507463
>I'm not responsible for my bad decisionmaking that /biz/ could have told me in advance was wrong, the fabric of reality itself is conspiring against me

>>29507275
holy shit is this real?

>>29506972

HAH

>>29507678
Anon it'd be one thing if it crashed days or weeks later or something, but literally the second I buy?
Do you know the actual odds of that happening? I'm literally more likely to be hit by lightning in my own house than for this to happen

>>29506972
He's a genius so he probably already bought enormous amounts of BNB, ADA or even ETH to x10 his wealth.

>>29506972
Wonder how many clickbait articles are gonna get posted here, probably start looking like Buzzfeed after a few more elon threads.

>>29507768
NIGGA MAKE IT GO TO 18 SO I CAN SELL

>>29507687
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1134578518841470976
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1321605428963233794?lang=en

He trolls about it sometimes

>>29507463
>Me me me me me me me me
This is how you sound.

>>29507275
>cat girl
>posts Kagerou
>Wolf
I still can't stop seething at this incompetence from a few years back. He started small and now he's big dumbo. Ahhh yes normies suck my toes mmmgh

>>29508127
>No you're not allowed to EVER talk about yourself!!! Do not acknowledge your own existence and events happening to you!

Is this some strain of autism?

>>29507768
No one cares about this shitcoin.

Elon please check out $MCM mochimo you will like it.

And tweet about what do you think because I want to know

>>29507432
fucking reddit fag

>>29507463
>i suck fat nigger chodes
This is how you sound

>>29507835
>I
>Do you know the actual odds of that happening?
the odds of it dumping after pumping to astronomical ATH is fucking higher than the price of BTC you fucking retard

>>29507768
Based CLF schizo

>>29508248
No sorry you're right anon, you are living in a simulation, we are all NPCs except you. It's all about (you).

>>29507073
>It crashes like never before

>>29507463
Everyone's been saying a crash is coming for at least the last month you fucking retard. If you're so goddamn stupid that you bought doge and btc because Elon tweeted about it, you deserve this. Do you think Elon just handed the world, everyone on tiwtter, a get rich quick scheme with no effort?

>>29508248
>BTC dumped because of me buying
you are an insufferable reddit fag

How can he lose 15bn on btc if he only bought 1.5bn worth?

>>29507073
>like never before
newfag

>>29508753
No I don't browse twitter, and those same people have been saying it's gonna crash for years, how was I going to know NOW they were right?

>>29507344

>>29507073
We've had 5 corrections just as big as this one in the past 11 months. Calm the fuck down, you absolute mong. If you can't handle a tiny 25% correction in the most volatile market on the planet, you shouldn't have bought in.

>>29508843
leveradge

>>29506972
How the fuck did he lose this much? Didn't he buy somewhere in the 30k levels?

>>29508701
anon no you cant show logic and reason on 4chan, that only belongs on reddit

>>29508898
Every post of yours in this thread proves you're a massive newfag who jumped on the bandwagon at maybe the stupidest moment in history. This is what you get for being greedy.

>>29507478
he can always cover it with crypto coins

>>29508235
Yeah same.

>>29506972
Nice so he is forced to shill Bitcoin now or he will bankrupt lmao

>>29507975
this

>>29508980
Yeah he's up like 500million on btc. OP can't do math

>>29508898
>No I don't browse twitter
>and those same people have been saying
then how do you know what theyve been saying?

^this guy has to be larping right?

>>29506972
Hes a manchild

>>29507073
Just hold zoomer fag

>>29509167
says the 4chan poster lmao

>>29509152
>then how do you know what theyve been saying?
I'm referring to
>Everyone's been saying a crash is coming for at least the last month you fucking retard.
Which he clearly meant people on /biz/, you mouthbreather

>>29506972
why did he fud his own investment?

>>29506972
Was he ever among the richest persons on the world? How's that possible? Most of his companies are unprofitable

>>29509379
Because he is just like us.

>>29507463
Or you're just a loser? Have you noticed a pattern of loser things happening to you in the past? I'm gonna go ahead and guess you have.

>>29507073
same

>>29506972
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-FGwDDc-s8
Here's my take on what the Elon's fork picture means. If you watch this video you'll realize that all the companies he owns, except for SpaceX, were not started by him, which means (based on this video's sources) he takes stuff that isn't his, sabotages the company, removes all trace of the founders, claims it, and profits off of it as a result. His fork picture means he's going to fork Bitcoin, make his own shitcoin calling it the real Bitcoin and trying to do the flippening on his own. Maybe he'll once again come up with a shit story that he is actually the one that came up with Bitcoin, wrote the whitepaper and everything (despite him being too incompetent to even write good code for Zip2) - and the worst thing being he's fanboys will jump at it and most likely BTC as a result. Please discuss desu.

>>29509798
*most likely kill BTC as a result.
Sorry, frens.

>>29509627
Considering I never held a job and still managed to amass about 35k on my own, nah not at all.
Sorry if you're projecting though, bro

>>29509798
Very interesting, thanks for sharing anon. I always knew this faggot was a glownigger.

>>29509924
>He keeps biting

>>29506972
the entire economy is a fucking scam
>I'm the richest person in the world because some of my shares sell for a certain price at on certain days
it's retarded, and he knows it too which is why he's always fucking with the SEC

>>29509924
Over how many years?

You could literally make that every year just by getting a warehouse job.

>>29510371
>N-no I'm the one placing the bait!
>Wait who was the original poster?

>>29507768
im convinced the clf tranny is 42

>>29507073
To be honest I am wondering when all these fags bought. My last BTC purchase was 46k, my 1st was 1.2k and my biggest was 26k.

>>29508701
So you're agreeing? 9828 > 7903

>>29510532
It's okay anon, keep being mean and snapping at us because you probably now hold the record for worst timed investment ever on /biz/. Now THAT is an achievement.

>>29508248
>>29507463
>>29507073
It sounds simplistic but the best strategy really is "buy when red, sell when green".

>>29510797
log > linear

>>29509379
government will back him up anyway

>>29507463
The trading algos have 10 years of backtested data of emotional retards like you. They know when they hit peak FOMO and initiate a sell off for maximum gains.

>>29510907
Untrue.
A penny stock moves around much more than say AAPL does and can recover much quick from a 25% crash than AAPL can.

Money matters. Exposure matters. Market cap matters. Not everything is math. Markets are equal parts psychology as they are algorithms, especially on speculative assets with high public exposure.

>>29511123
in crypto's case it's entirely psychology

Bill Gates shilled against BTC and scared all the poors into selling.

>>29509798
Or maybe bought the real bitcoin in the first place and retarded normalfags and /biz/raelis thought he meant BTC.
>metaphork
>metanet

>>29509627
you are a internet bitter shitposter, you 100% never a winner, prob another idiot from /pol/ containment camp lmao

>>29509798
Interesting theory.
I've never liked Musk, being completely honest. I find him cringe and some of his tech very untrustworthy (Neuralink).

>>29509798
>all the companies he owns, except for SpaceX, were not started by him, which means (based on this video's sources) he takes stuff that isn't his, sabotages the company, removes all trace of the founders, claims it, and profits off of it as a result.
Because that's something that any talentless loser can do right?

>he's going to fork Bitcoin, make his own shitcoin calling it the real Bitcoin and trying to do the flippening on his own.
And if he does you'd be stupid not to buy.

Why do I sense from your post you're someone who lacks accomplishment in his life?

>>29509798
>>29511616
NOOO ANON
Elon started those companies himself with all his hard work and street smarts!

Definitely not with his inherited money because his family owns literal African blood diamond mines!
Hes an every day joe like me!

>>29509798
He is Satoshi so it's no big deal :^)
I would actually hold a musk fork. Bcash I dropped like a bag of shit the second it rolled out. Muskcoin I'd keep

>>29511616
buuu uuu big tech is scaring the normie

>>29511682
>accomplishment in his life?
and you posting in a mandarin board lmao
delusional shitposter

>>29510741
I started last year at 11k, bought back in at 25, 35, 43, 57, and now at 47. Most of my money was in at 11k, so I'm still up in general.

>>29512035
I'm not the one seething over someone else's success lol. I'm here to make money bitch, shill me the next 10x or shut the fuck up and quit your bitching.

>>29507073
damn it’s really going below 10k isn’t it, being THIS NEW

>>29509798
He just changed it by the way.
It says "meta for k" now.

>>29511682
>>29512188
No need to be agressive, mate. Of course, I would buy in if he did it, and then dump on the normans when the time comes.
It's just immoral what he does, even from a capitalistic standpoint.

>>29509798
This is by far the most retarded take I have ever read on this Mongolian shadow puppet forum.

>>29509627
kek
>>29509924
>never held a job
>amass about 35k
>amass
>not a loser

>>29512341
Metamask? Kraig? (kek)

>>29509798
Elon worshipers are massive retards
Also to everyone watching that video, make sure you watch part 2.

>>29507073
Just wait 4 years you'll be okay

>>29512188
but what success you dumb creature?
You are nothing , you are a 2 faced little parasite

you are basically a shitposter on the internet that is your life. Outside you are a outcast

>>29507463
It's just bad timing, a coincidence if you will, you just suck at buying at the right time, buying exactly before the dip at the highest price is the easiest thing ever that almost everyone does, stop thinking it only happens to you, there are 7 billion people, why do you think the chances of you buying top price are so low? You're part of the population after all

>>29507073
At least you went through with it. If it makes you feel better I was about to buy it so I can finally become responsible and make money then I saw all these threads going on :(

>>29506972
i dont see a crash

That retarded faggot reddit willy wonka will never be one of us.

>>29507073
fuck off elon

>>29507073
Hi Elon

>>29506972
play with the man, spam him some bobos and avax pepes

>>29515242
>(((us)))
you will end backstabbing each others over bags of virtual coins
Best finance simulator vidya ever, steam and blizzard need to step up

>>29515701
Join team Musk today, get a free ethereum token

>>29515736
>you will end backstabbing each others

AT LEAST WE FALL UNITED DROWNING IN EACH OTHER'S BLOOD CAN YOU SAY THE SAME ABOUT YOUR COMRADES, CUR

>>29515881
not dumb at that point lmao