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coomerbrain syndrome is fucking real tho everytime i coom i make shit decisions have low energy and motivation. its said that coom is an antidepressant and youth elixir for women so i guess semen retention logically has the same effect on men. orgasm however is so fucking great, its a drug. unironically, should you eat your cum?

>> No.29508672
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>>29508583
After i coom, i have no intention to impregnate my gf, for the next 30 min.

>> No.29508958

>>29508672
Im single and dont rush into another coomer party since my last break up was devastating i dont think i ever want to experience that again

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>>29508958
If u don't have a gf coom every 3-4 days. And one more thing: don't short it yet.

>> No.29509398

>>29509258
are you into black chicks or something?

>> No.29509751

>>29508583
When i cum i unironically eat it. Does not taste too great but im starting to like it.
Can't lose what you reinvest

>> No.29510068

>>29509751
okay but does it help with the aftercoom retardation?

>> No.29510190

>>29510068
Maybe its through eating my cum but afterwards i feel kind of guilty and motivated to change for the better

>> No.29510288

>>29510190
do u go directly to mouth before it gets goopy?

>> No.29510315

>>29510190
kek, Im afraid to try because this cannot be reversed. I will forever know I unironically eaten my own coom.

>> No.29510461

>>29508583
When I was on Nofap my life felt like pure bliss. I didn’t feel like a Chad persay but I get hopeful for the future and things would always go my way. If anyone fucked with me they would get all their negative energy pushed back right at them. Some of us are born with this gift, that if we abstain from cooking we will be rewarded. HOWEVER, if we coom then we shall get cursed with bad luck.

>> No.29510533

>>29508583
I feel sickly when I coom too much. Semen retention is hard as fuck but it is 100% real

>> No.29510615

>>29508583
Also you can’t eat it, your stomach acid will destroy it. It has to be reabsorbed through your blood. Maybe science will one day figure out a way to coom with out semen depletion but until then you have to fight it.

>> No.29510654

>Open /biz/
>See if anyone is talking about one of my investments
>Open a eat your own cum thread instead

>> No.29510656

>>29510533
well yes but recently the stress got too high and i need to coom every night to calm down

>> No.29510700
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>>29508672
Chocolate milk BOOBA

>> No.29510768

>>29510288
Ive tried cumming straight into my mouth kind of upside down with my back against the wall, but i missed, cummimg all over my face and feeling paranoid that people could tell the rest of the day
>>29510315
It becomes no big deal after a while

>> No.29510835

>>29508583
Stop cooming then

>> No.29510893

>>29510615
this is true however the ingredients and enzymes needed are hard to produce so this should still help the body, a lot actually

>> No.29511063

how do I long cum?