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/make it/ house thread

>> No.29485285
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Unironically a Moroccan riad.

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>> No.29485440

>>29485363
Looks familiar...

>> No.29485449

>>29485363
Kek

>> No.29485502
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French manor can not be beaten

>> No.29485571

>>29485188
I general contracted my own house 3 years ago. Its a little under 3000sq ft. If I had enough money I would own a condo in Colorado and a condo in Florida.

>> No.29485620
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Something like pic related.
A comfy rural farm in a white community where I can grow fruits and vegetables and raise animals and build stuff in a workshop.
I don't care about the house itself too much as long as I have good land to work with.

>> No.29485636

>>29485363
kink hq

>> No.29485657

biz is fucking delusional thinking these kinds of homes are affordable while believing they can make it on $1M USD

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>> No.29485791

>>29485706
>"NEVER SELLING MY LINKIES"

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>> No.29485984

>>29485876
perkele :DDD :D

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>>29485620
Here is my backyard. Definitely negroe free

>> No.29486026
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The same house I live in now

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>>29485188

>> No.29486068

>>29485709
nothing more comfy than a yurt, a-frame comes close.

>> No.29486104

>>29485554
Can't be beaten but it can be robbed and beheaded.

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>>29485188
I just want to be friends with the Avengers

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>> No.29486131
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>>29485188
take the New Zealand villa pill
>comfy luxary house
>beautiful scenery with mountains and lakes
>near to queenstown: where rich people live, no crime
>safest country for global catastrophes, pandemics, war; sustainable for comfy farm life
>low taxes, respect for property rights

https://www.sothebysrealty.com/eng/sales/detail/180-l-496-2fkzsn/7-hidden-island-road-queenstown-ot-9371

>> No.29486185

>>29485709
Isn't this Mia Malkova's house?

>> No.29486249

>>29485995
>send kids to the park
>they just walk 4 feet outside
i really don't understand all the rich people not owning and living with this. we could have so many nice/rich towns across America, but everyone packs it up in NYC being exposed to human shit everyday.

>> No.29486270

>>29485657
no, actually this explains why everyone on biz thinks you need 5 mil to make it.
im gonna buy a cheap house in texas and retire with 1 mil

>> No.29486355

>>29485363
based

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>>29486270

>> No.29486496

>>29485363
IYKYK

>> No.29486543
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Another good one is a private island in montana:

https://www.privateislandsonline.com/united-states/montana/shelter-island-estate

>> No.29486584

A 200.000 euro house in Portugal. All you need

>> No.29486591

>>29486130
Disgusting plebian-tier architecture

>> No.29486653

>>29485363
deep clean before moving in tho'

>> No.29486695

>>29485636
Jewish chick I knew in college went to produce and perform for them. Strange thing was that she was super smart. Pretty much cant unsee the shit on that website. Not sure why people cant just get off to pretty petite Russian babes.

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>>29485188

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>>29486131
but i can i climb that mountain?

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>>29486130

>> No.29487146

DESU if I make it I want to buy into a fancy mixed-use development in a mid-tier city. At this point they're constructed to give rich people the illusion of living a "grounded" life but without the actual inconvenience most people have to put up with and that's exactly what I'd like.

>Having to walk/bike everywhere
>But everything is within walking/biking distance

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>>29486249
>i really don't understand all the rich people not owning and living with this

>delivery for anything takes at least week because you're in the middle of nowhere
>internet is slow as fuck because you're in the middle of nowhere
>everyone is uneducated because universities arent built in the middle of nowhere
>you're 40+ miles from work because nothing that pays well happens in the middle of nowhere
>any job involving tech of any kind cant be done here because you're in the middle of nowhere, this includes remote work because internet is slow
>any money you save by living in the middle of nowhere is spent on taking care of your property and maintenance

rich people are rich because they live near other rich people. People who grow up and buy houses in the middle of nowhere like that are simple, simple minded, and either have a monopolistic trade business, or are trapped there because their parents gave birth to them there

>> No.29487255

>>29486249
agreed. pretty stupid ngl, people are brainwashed to the point that they sincerely enjoy living in apartments

>> No.29487268

>>29486026
Garmisch?

>> No.29487275

>>29485285
same
in a white northern and western country tho, its a nice design inspired by early roman city villa, something thats on the list too

>> No.29487344

>>29487161
sun and sky is richness

>> No.29487393

>>29487161
I am 20 miles from a bunch of restaurants and a huge mall. I like having a bunch of land. Sharing walls is for chinks and losers

>> No.29487405

>>29486131
>NZ
doesn't have sovl

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>> No.29487486

>>29486130
you have to be over 18 to post here, bud

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>> No.29487590

>>29486130
Looks like shit. Also just imagine all the bugs and birds nesting under that. You would be down there with a pressure washer daily to keep it clean and usable space.

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>> No.29487604

Is Mochimo a good investment

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>>29485363
What are those flags he's flying? I see the gay one in the back but what's the others

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>>29487533
>>29487580
It was 3150/mo 3 years ago

>> No.29487775

>>29486249
Because of their commute time to their good job in a big city.

But don't worry, the work from home revolution in response to COVID means rural land like this will skyrocket in price and they'll be none left for you. :^)

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>>29485188
unironically something modest in size, close or on a farm land so I can have cows and sheep (thats my retire plan - becoming a farmer) enough for a 4 kids family
and if its more than 5M, I'd just get more land or other properties to rent/resell etc.

>> No.29487806

>>29485502
Same price as 3 bed in Dublin

>> No.29487824

>>29486591
>>29487000
>>29487486
>>29487590
>NOOOO YOU MUST REJECT MODERNITY AND LIVE ALONE IN A FIELD
Fuck off faggots, it's not your dream home

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>>29485363
you faggots think i’m joking but did you see what it just sold for?
>2006: Kink buys for $14.5M
>2018: Kink sells for $65M

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Spanish Hacienda.

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>>29487824

It's not about where I want to live, it's about that house being objectively disgusting and an affront to architecture.

>> No.29488068

>>29488034
it looks like a glitch

>> No.29488186

>>29488034
yuck. great metaphor for ugly low cost low effort garbage taking over well designed patiently built architecture

>> No.29488223

>>29486820
this minus the neighbours

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If I ever make it to 1B, I'd recreate Constantine's mansion from Thief

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>>29488034
It might as well be a huge nose sticking out of the building.

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>>29486130
enjoy all the fucking hobos taking cover against wind and rain under your shitblock

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one day bros.... going to be epic

>> No.29488481

>>29487806
I lol'd.

Come to Cork

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>>29485502

Reminds me of Alton Towers. 10/10 would buy.

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>>29486130
i uh, posted this as bait
here's the real one

>> No.29488739

>>29486131
Most unaffordable housing in the world.

Also rural nz is very isolated. In the middle of nowhere on an island in the middle of nowhere. Good if u want that tho

>> No.29488800

>>29486130
nose. post it.

>> No.29488805

I prefer not to live in a static location. I have been pursued for years by a nefarious group of psychopathic cultists involved with clandestine federal operations with extremely advanced technical abilities (such as recording and sending audio through lightbulbs. As of now I am constantly on the move, off of the grid and without papers. An address makes you a target. A sitting duck. You're a fool if you fall for the home ownership honeypot

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>> No.29488833

>>29488467
>onions mouth
>onions face
>onions van
If this is making it, I don't wanna

>> No.29488881

>>29488467
Hell yeah. After I'd buy a house I would get myself a van like this just to finally travel cross country and see the US.

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>>29488739

After living in a city for 30 years that sounds like heaven.

>> No.29489187

>>29488805
Well said

>> No.29489225

>>29488808
enjoy your skinwalker neighbors

>> No.29489315
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>>29488808
A frame cabins can be very nice.

>> No.29489517

>>29487161
If Someone ist Rich enough to buy a HOUSE in Sodom and Gomorrah you Can just use that Money to buy Infrastrukture and Simultainisly live on a big plot of Land. If you live Nest a village just bekomme the Lord of this People and they will thank you dir Building all Infrastrukturt trough their village.

(You) Are Never Going to Make it.

>> No.29489616

>>29489315
I live rurally and I wanted to build an A frame. Wife wanted all the fancy bullshit. I have a jacuzzi, heated garage, granite countertops, etc. I could care less. I wanted a house I could tear down and not care. My eventual plan is to develop the place and sell off lots.

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>> No.29489762

>>29489638
based and spooky pilled

>> No.29489834
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Its an upgrade from this hellhole at least

>> No.29489865

>>29488805
well said man, where abouts are you located now?

>> No.29489941

>buying a house
>not renting a $3,000/mo studio apartment (plus broker and condo fees) in manhattan

>> No.29490242

>>29485188
>>29485285
>>29485363
>>29485502
>>29485554
poor person question incoming... But what's the point of a big ass home if you're the only one living there? Even if you got a wife and kids, the house is still ridiculously big.

>>29485709
this strikes me as cozy

>> No.29490332
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need new england lake house

>> No.29490350

>>29485285
It would be either this or an exact replica of the Orthanc.

>> No.29490428

>>29490242
Skip the big house. Get a bunch of land.

>> No.29490590

>>29486048
das it mayne.

>> No.29490718

>>29489865
That all depends. that all depends

>> No.29490791

>>29485363
where the fuck is this anyways. also i am sad to say that i recognized this shit

>> No.29490855

>>29487795
This is comfy

>> No.29490900

>>29486695
what's her name?

>> No.29491026

>>29485502
link?
>>29485909
based
Nova-Scotia?
>>29488808
based and uncle ted pilled
>>29489638
based and haunted by the ghosts of slaves pilled

>> No.29491063

>>29489834
Selling low finally paid off

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>>29485188

>> No.29491327

>>29490242
bruh that 'home' in>>29485363 is a sec dungeon

>> No.29491360

>>29491026
Slaves can't have ghosts because they're not really people.

>> No.29491505

It is a good idea to buy land and build your own home (or pay someone else to do it)? Or is it too expensive because pipes and stuff?

>> No.29491548

>>29491140
geodesic domes are exclusively owned by satanists. I know the signals they give eachother. You cannot open a geodesic dome without performing certain unspeakable rites. Enter one and you will feel terror

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>>29491360
They have 3/5s of a ghost.

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>>29488467

>> No.29491826

>>29485188
So many here who think they want the countryside, but in reality they will be bored out of their skulls. Have the best of both worlds by buying land in the city and turning it into a manor with a large garden. Like those old townhouses in London, or villas in Rome, or those big houses with japanese gardens in Tokyo. Have a big garden wall for privacy, security and noise, and you also have all the entertainment you can want just a few minutes away. win-win.

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>>29490332
can't beat the 1920's cottages of north america's upper middle class

>> No.29491926

>>29491505
Its is definitely a good idea to buy land. Infrastructure is expensive. I have 10k in trenching electricity, 15k in a septic system (sand filter), and 5k trenching a water line. Luckily I dont have a well. I general contracted everything myself. I wanted nothing to do with a builder.

>> No.29492001

>>29491140
that looks kinda dumb man. What's the point of the rounded roof?

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If it worked for the Sun King...

>> No.29492094

>>29491826
>muh entertainment

yes goy, it's impossible to be entertained without living in the city centre like all the other rats

>> No.29492254

>>29492071
>literally bankrupted one of europe's biggest countries with one construction project

>> No.29492345
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It will be on 400 acres of land though, loaded with weapons

>> No.29492403

>>29486130
Lmao “aryans” are seething at this shit

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One of these days...

>> No.29492500

>>29491505
banks generally won't give mortgages on undeveloped land
if you can deal with that it's not all that much cheaper really, the builder still needs their profit margin. but then you have exactly the house you want without gay neighbors
personally I just bought land and dropped a prefab on it (not a trailer, there are prefabs that are just regular houses)

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>No Gilded age mansions
ngmi

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>>29492603
Maybe one of these in the countryside as well.

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>> No.29493005

>>29485502
Holy shit why would you buy a castle by a lake backed up to a big hill.

This thing will be dark, damp and miserable most of the year. This one shot is the one good day of summer

>> No.29493012

>>29491548
more info please. there was one geodesic dome in my parents' neighborhood where i grew up, and the teenage son of the family that lived there abducted his girlfriend to another state and killed her or some shit like that. been a while since i heard the story though.

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Maybe something like this when I'm in between making it huge and kind of making it.

>> No.29493159

>>29491734
how big do the batteries have to be to be able to play games for days without sun in the winter?