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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
MUSKIEWUSKIES???? WHAT'S HAPPENING MY FELLOW REDDITORS?????
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-musk-lost-15b-single-033512633.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAB8vKWxq_FrTyaMzAzHFNHaYCzw2Z1E3TBuzSyNba2JMDNnX11hvsRfqMmSCmo6KWvFh_67A8QuX6z5mFfxE_7rhT2yzfn6sLQMWRU9pGq1wIpNCsBmdMwOUXwtYr6xakYPuoSy_IhRgufJ8djZ55SAxhQInR3Pc0XFdS_3I99_C

>> No.29470451

he's giving it to the poor

>> No.29470458

he's probably testing an AI

>> No.29470570

it's over

>> No.29470601

>>29470386
Are you seriously mocking a guy who has a hundred fucking billion dollars for having a little less of a hundred fucking billion dollars? Really nigger?

>> No.29470613

>>29470386
This is why rich people shouldn't be allowed to have money. That much could have put 15 million hardworking minorities through college and he just fucking loses it somewhere lmao

>> No.29470640

>>29470386
Good fuck this faggot cunt

>> No.29470702

>>29470601
Yes.
It's over.

>> No.29470708

>>29470386
>Stock price moves
>HE LOST MONEY HAHA

This is just poor journalism.

>> No.29470724

>>29470386
Tsla had a parabolic run and the selloff has occurred after a runup leading to their sp500 listing, it’s a sell the news event and nothingburger yet again

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>>29470601
>>29470708

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>>29470708
Lol you really think it’s an accident? They purposely sensationalize the news to appeal to pic related.

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>>29470887
>>29470901
>midwits don't understand wealth
>Musk is the wealthiest man on earth tax the rich xdddd
>what do you mean Musk owns a volatile and non-dividend paying stock
It's all so tiresome

>> No.29471068

>>29470613
he could've built a time machine and financed Hitler's war by buying oil for the entire 16th Panzerdivision with that amount of money

>> No.29471218

>>29470887
This is my future as a crypto billionaire... I wish to never become like this.

>> No.29471347

>>29471068
Why would he fund war criminals and murderers. They deserved to freeze to death or get sent to the gulags.
He should have bought Hitler's shitty paintings instead, then maybe we would have avoided right wing politics being taboo for the foreseeable future of humanity

>> No.29471580

Elon is not the riches man on the planet now

>> No.29472269

>>29470386
maybe he will stop fucking with the markets now.

>> No.29472374

>>29470386
I dumped $1.5M of TSLA the instant he shit talked BTC prices. Spread FUD, get dumped.