/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29404074
I wanna fuck her

>>29404074
How does it feel when a girl sits in your lap?

>>29404074
why are the hot gril posts on /biz/ all the same dozen pictures
also if you need to ask how to short then you also don't know how to do a spread and need to stay the fuck away from options for your own health

>>29404403
It feels good anon

>>29404426
I don't give a fuck if it's buying puts or short selling, I just want to know how the fuck to make money from BTC crashing to the fucking ground. Anyone with a triple digit IQ can see that there's a literal crash happening right now. I want to make money from it.
>>29404230
>>29404403
>>29404487
Booba

>>29404403
Like denim smashing against and chafing your dick.

>>29404632
Buy the good alts which are recovering and will fly back to ATH due to the fire sale.

>>29404403
really really great, easily an 8 or 9/10 experience if she's hot

>>29404847
Not a bad idea, but it could potentially take years for alts to surpass current levels if this is the start of a bear market, way too much potential opportunity cost since it will trap my money in said alts. Fuck these commie bastards, let me fucking make money holy fuck.
>>29404730
>>29404905
Once I make it I'll have hot chicks on my lap, mark my fucking words.

>>29405175
I believe in you, anon.

>>29405175
Just so you know, you don't need to make it to have that. You just need to find Jesus and believe in yourself anon.

Imagine her brapping a fat tuna fart in your face.

>>29405356
flirty fisher detected?

>>29404632
>>29404074
who is this

>>29405175
>>29404632
>>29404074
Got any more stacked thots to post?
Very high quality material so far m8

>>29404632
Just short MSTR or RIOT if you already have a stock broker account

>>29405473
lmao what?

>>29404074
>derivatives

>>29405438
Bro

>>29405669
me and you should check this out pokefarm.finance

>>29404074
Allison Huber i think.

she isnt that hot tbqh...just awesome milkers

>>29405308
Thanks anon.
>>29405356
I'm ugly anon, personality can only take me so far, I need money to seal the deal with a hot chick. I'm not delusional about what I am or what girls want, and I will be rewarded with hot chicks on my lap once I make it.
>>29405669
They aren't the same girl.
>>29405827
I will post more of my top tier hoes if someone tells me how I profit via coinbasepro on the downfall of BTC.

>>29404074
im so fucking horny brehs and I live in the middle of nowhere
theres a 5/10 chick at a local shop giving me the googly eyes and Im tempted to make a move on here. but I would feel like seriously devaluing myself. like buying a shitcoin at ATH when I know I can do better. should I go for it or pass?

>>29405175
where do i buy this coin

>>29406243
just do it to bust one. never call her again

https://www.reddit.com/r/alisonhuber/

>>29406243
Just fuckin do it dude, life gives you opportunities and it's up to you to capitalize on them. After that they go away and you'll regret what could have been.

This one has nudes and a BJ video floating around somewhere.

reverse google image search

>>29406243
Breed that tard pussy bro

>>29405918
This is a really good idea, I couldn't find any BTC ETFs though. I heard robinhood was allowing normies to buy BTC though. I have a traditional broker in addition to coinbasepro, so either can work. Need a way to profit from the crash of BTC via a brokerage account or coinbase. The two tickers you posted seem correlated to BTC, but not fully connected enough imo.
>>29406055
Expand, that's vague af.
>>29406189
Why did you ruin that picture for me anon, I won't be able to wipe that face from my memory when looking at those milkers now. This is a crime against humanity.
>>29406331
Once you hit eight figures, you pick it up from the nearest supermarket.
>>29406243
Fuck her, when you're 80 you won't be regretting the girls you fucked, you'll be regretting the easy pussy you passed on.

>>29404074
BTC is going to recover, dummy.

>>29406226
>I will post more of my top tier hoes if someone tells me how I profit via coinbasepro on the downfall of BTC.
coinbase doesnt offer margin
https://help.coinbase.com/en/pro/trading-and-funding/trading-rules-and-fees/margin-trading-faq
kraken does.
binance, bitfinex, bitmex, kucoin primexbt and a million others.
dont forget to select 100x leverage to maximize profits and post screencap of your short so we can laugh at you once you get rekt.

>>29404632
lord, have mercy on my soul
Pretty sure that is a prime ass too

>>29406920
It will go down first, and I'll make money both ways.
>>29407110
>coinbase doesn't offer margin
Fuck. I have a Kraken account but it will take ages to get approved for margin as I watch my free money burn. Also the only short thing I'll be posting here in the future is a shortstack thot on my lap.
>>29407130
Hot girls are the only reason I haven't killed myself yet.

Seeing that I'm shit out of luck on crypto exchanges. Anyone know any good tickers for profiting from BTC's crash via a traditional broker like Schwab?

>>29406908
Bitpanda has a crypto index. It's not an etf per say though

OP here, I will post 1 big titty thot for every good ticker available on the NYSE that is posted that I could potentially buy puts or short sell in order to profit from BTC's crash.

>>29408199
microstrategy

>>29407616
>Hot girls are the only reason I haven't killed myself yet.
middle life crisis is gonna hit you like a ton of bricks.

you can gamble with margin on kraken, all you need is an email no need for kyc or approval. at least post liquidation price ya homo...

fucking sun tan tattoo... i hate being attracted to femoids so much...

>>29408348
C-C-C-C-C-

>>29404403
It just feels heavy.
Your dick isn't going in, so it's not as arousing as it sounds. It's the same feeling as putting 100lbs+ of anything on your lap.
It's nicer having a girl put her head on your shoulder

>>29408467
Is your dick literally shriveled up?

>>29408275
Good answer.
>>29408340
I will be Hugh Hefner. I've decided to go with NYSE tickers to get exposure to BTC's fall anon. Kraken approval would take too long.
>>29408348
Indeed.

Have a class starting very soon, will only be in this thread for three more minutes, so post suggestions now if you want booba.

>>29404230
Him

>>29408703
Stop, I can only get so erect.

So much for no fap February. Thanks faggots.

Peace anons, I'll leave one for the road. Thanks for the NYSE idea, will use it.