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29385685 No.29385685 [Reply] [Original]

Guys, I'm fucking sorry. I bought yesterday. It's all my fault. Don't be mad at me sorry...

>> No.29385920

>>29385685
YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS RUIN THINGS?
THIS IS WHY YOUR FATHER NEVER LOVED YOU!
YOU BREAK EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH!

>> No.29386135
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>>29385685
some people really are cursed because there is an ai that watches us all and looks for the most mentally unstable person of the lot and decides in a chart-by-chart basis to 'peg' all bot trades to this persons emotional decisionmaking thus ensuring all gains are baked in by ensuring that there is a 'perfect loser' to base all trades on.

if you see: "what the fuck, i bought, it can't go up?! i sold.... now it can't go down!?!?!" then this is unironically you for the period being and you need to trade less.

those denying the existence of said AGI are themselves human shills of the AGI or the AGI itself manifest through a bot, it is most strong on the market because it is there that this AGI was born and bred.

>> No.29386213
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29386213

I. Hate. Frogs.

>> No.29386232
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Just sell to make up for it

>> No.29386332
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>>29386135
I think about this all the time

>> No.29386398

>>29385685
FUCKING RETARD JUST SELL NOW

>> No.29386452

>>29385685
I bought yesterday too. I'm sorry.....

>> No.29386479

>>29386332
the only element required over any given timeframe to profit on the market is knowledge that the trend will move in a direction over that timeframe, if this knowledge is existent then profit can be made. if you can force nodes to act at a high probability rate, you can make infinite amounts of money. an ai shuffling human activity to its own ends would do just this.

>> No.29386773

>>29386135
id love to read more about this autonomous intelligence and its control of the market, how it started, etc.
what are some good sources on this?

>> No.29386793
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29386793

>>29386479
There’s an AGI that follows me around, either that, or a stalker

>> No.29387223

>>29385685
I bought a little too just to end the curse it has on financial markets

>> No.29387340

>>29386135
Interesting thanks for that

>> No.29387403

>>29385685
I bought too anon. I will shoulder this Bogging with you

>> No.29387501

>>29386135
just buy when its red for crying out loud

>> No.29387632

I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>> No.29388088

>>29385685
Don't worry anon, all the weak hands are now out and we can move higher.

>> No.29388819

>>29386135
Ok but how do I profit off of algorithmic mind control?

>> No.29389424

>>29385685
YOU FUCKING PEICE OF SHIT FUUUUUCK I HOPE YER MUM IS STABBED IN THE CUNT@!

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>>29385685
I'm also retarded and bought both BTC and BNB yesterday but I'm smoking high grade hopium so I think things will improve today I'm sure of it....

>> No.29390056

I bought Waves cheaply thanks to you. I love you OP