/biz/ - Business & Finance

eth gas fees high, buy chink pen very good sirs, low gas fee

hey, write down your name, oh? whats that? you dont have anything 2 write with? well I have a fantastic device for you! BOOM! supply and demand...

>>29372404
bu the pen or i'll kill you

>>29372404
This pen write excellent great. You will make very beautiful writing with the pen. You will buy pen now

Buy the pen or ill stick it in your pooper

>>29372486
Hey M8 I always keep a Fischer space pen on me, you know, the pen that writes in space!

It's on aisle 9 next to the staplers, bitch

>>29372404
I want to give you my wallet seed, can you write it down?

>>29372532
You haven't convinced shit

the last 50 pens have sold for an average of $5200 and the last one sold for $300k BUY BUY BUY BUY ONLY 200 WILL EVER BE MADE

*draws one of.these without lifting pen off paper*

Can you do that OP?

OP grabs pen from your hand before you even tell him how much it costs.

>>29372404
the thing with new technology is that it simply DOES NOT WORK. This is why we have thought of reinventing the classic: we call it PEN (stands for Pen Ejecting Niggers)

it's been in my butt and im cute

>>29372404
>takes pen
>"thanks"

>>29372404
Elus Mosque used this exactly same pen when he sold Amazon to Jeff Pesos

>>29372404
KINDLY SIR DO THE NEEDFUL

>>29372486
>>29372629
this is it. sell the problem FIRST, then sell the solution

You need a pen? No? Then get the fuck out of my store. No Jannies allowed.

>>29372404
You can have it, it's not even mine.

>>29372404
Hitler used it to sign the law which sent jews to the gas chamber.

SIR THIS PEN MOON SIR YOU BUY THE PEN NEXT 100X IT GO HARD FLY HIGH PENCHADS WE DOING IT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAAAAAAAAAT

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>>29372404
Sir buy Pen sir! About to moon sir! Easy 10x we are early sir!

>>29372404
It has been inside AOCs shoes

please sir be doing the reasonable and buying this pen sir very good value sir please

>>29372404
It is the pen with which Nancy Pelosi impeached Trump. Well, one of the pens. One one of the impeachments.

>>29372404
if you put it in your ass it will make you $50 on /biz/

>>29372404
you can get it from me on the cheap, like 10 bucks, and resell it to someone else for 20. Easy profit.

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>>29372404
you can use it to write 173% APR loans to financially illiterate niggers

>>29372404
I bought this pen on the chinkchain

>>29372404
this pen usually sell for $300 but for you my friend i do a deal because you are my favorite and go for $10 ok?

I know someone who was attacked by a homeless man but he killed him by stabbing him in the neck with a pen

>>29372404

you can have it for free if you need it fren

>>29372404
get your own pen. this one is mine

>OK mister tell you what if I sell this pen for $100 my boss will give me a $500 raise. Just buy this crap and we'll split my first raise 50/50, alright?

>SOLD

I’d pull out a check, write it in your name for 1 million, and ask you to sign it. Oh. You don’t have a pen? What a shame. Only 500k. Now one might say that’s stupid I just lost 500k but the jokes on them, that check gonna bounce nigger

>>29372404
Takes your pen. Walks away...

You follow or lose your pen...

>>29372404
Fits in the pooper

>>29372404
Good seer, buy the needful pen

im never selling this pen it will be worth 100k soon, im holding this pen forever

>>29372935
almost right
first you chat up the potential costumer to gauge his personality then you sell the problem custom fitted to what his personality falls for
tho in todays world one just uses the cheapest ads that target the dumbest of dumbfucks and go for volume, unless one would be in big ticketed b2b items

ex: write down your name/seedphrase, person whips out smartphone

>this is in fact a highly scaleable middleware for every contract written on the planet

>>29372404
No. Its my pen. You cant have it.

>Buy the fucking pen

>>29372404
I used to love these threads

>>29372404
Hello sirs yes this pen is the next pencil you will regret missing out if you do not purchase i personally have just bought 10k $PEN PRAISE VISHNU

>>29372486
PUT SOMETHING IN ASS!
WHAT NOTHING TO PUT IN ASS?
HAVE THIS TO PUT IN ASS! THANKS BYE

>>29372404
>Introduce another commodity of value to the other
>"Hey, it also comes with this cool free pen"

That is how you do it with a common commodity.

Its what all the jews are using. Guaranteed to raise your income gains by 30000%

>>29372404
It's Claudia Schiffer's first dildo. From highschool.

>>29372404
Looks like a Montblanc, very good pens, very expensive and if you keep em in good quality for 50 years you can make 100% profit on it

>>29373222
based and checked

>>29372404
Your mother is chained in my basement, if you want to see her alive again give me $1,000,000 for this pen.

>>29372404
WTF WAS THAT BOIS??!!

WAGMI??? AND WE JUST HAVE TO HOLD THIS PEN THAT COSTS 2$ UNTIL IT REACHES 100$??!!

>>29372404
$5. You buy it.

>>29372404
This pen isn't right for you. This pen is for winners.

It's made of silver

>>29374279
underrated post

>>29372404
I'm selling a pineapple too.

>>29372404
Here's a check for $100, you just need to sign it. Oh, you don't have a pen? Here, I'll sell you this one for $10, and you can pay me when you cash the check.

>>29374618
Should have said junior high. Know your audience.

>>29372404
>Do me a favor and buy this pen
>Oh you want a thousand of them? Sold! tee hee

>>29372404
Do the needful sir, buy this pen or my nana from the village will stick it up my brown ass

GOODPEN is live on Pancakeswap! It's 24hr old, ~1 holder, and currently very cheap. 1 BNB gets you more than 1% of supply / makes you a top 1 holder. Pen lovers will love this.. it practically sells itself, and dev is working on getting us some NFTs.

If you like pens, join us in Telegram --- help us spread the word, or just enjoy the good pens.

Website: https://goodpen.finance/
Telegram: t dot me / goodpenfinance

There was no presale, airdrop, or whitelist. Pure fair launch for pen lovers only.

DISCLAIMER: This is a new pen, and there are still some whales (one is currently holding the pen trying to get me to sell it to him), so we expect swings.

>>29372570
YOU LIKE MY PEN JERRRY ?

>>29372404
the pros of this pen:
it does its job
it is white

cons of this pen:
does not actually write anything down since the ink in black

>>29372404
I dont need to, you already have it.

>>29376362
Lol pretty good

>>29372404
Bell delphine used it in a porno once.

>if you don't buy it some loser will eventually

That will be $7.99 plus tax. Would like a bag?

>>29372404
This pen is now $1 worth. But in ten years, it's gonna be $10M worth.

>>29376362
fucking kek

>>29372404
There is only 21m pens, and most of them is lost for ever

>at a job interview at game stop in high school
>okay anon sell me the colour red
>ummmmm errrr uhhhhh

>>29372726
Easy nigger

>>29372404
Buying this is part of a contract where I will purchase you 1 bitcoin one year into the future. This is part of a contractual agreement. If bitcoin dips below $30,000 you must purchase me 1 bitcoin. That is the deal.

>>29377897
>my ID
Well it appears I have been caught.

>>29376362
Kek