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29370303 No.29370303 [Reply] [Original]

I will start:
>Thank you, Dr. Craig Steven Satoshi Nakamoto Wright, for creating BitCoin. STIFF.

>> No.29370400

CSW is legit. Fuck what /biz/ thinks

>> No.29370401
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>>29370303
why post picture of faketoshi tho?

>> No.29370451

>>29370401
>Satoshi man bad

>> No.29370492

>>29370400
/biz/ and the media and all critics and the court system that he couldn't prove anything to...

>> No.29370537

I dont care if BSV is legit and he created Bitcoin, I had to get out of it from the bad press smear campaign. Not fair on him if he is Satoshi but there you go.

>> No.29370549

>>29370303
Ty based God

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>>29370303
>>29370400

>> No.29370596
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Ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill.
there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.

>> No.29370669

>>29370400
CHECKED!
suck by dick bsv cumdumpster your coin is garbage and csw is a loser

>> No.29370849

>>29370451
craig will never be satoshi and you will never be a woman

>> No.29370938

>>29370549
i'm also thankful this garbage keeps hitting all time lows in sats. it's a great pleasure to watch.

>> No.29371602

>>29370938
>i'm also thankful this garbage keeps hitting all time lows in sats. it's a great pleasure to watch.

BSV is hitting all time highs in sats. It is actually BTC sats that are dumping against BSV sats. BSV sats are worth more.

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>>29370596
i fucking kekd

>> No.29372189

Thank you Sergey Nazorav

>> No.29372613

Elon just redpilled another generation of kids on bitcoin tech suppression by bankers lol

>> No.29372909

>>29370849
>craig will never be satoshi and you will never be a woman

Go to bed, Greggles. Tick tock, Core cuck.

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>>29372613
Minister you Satoshi

Kurt redpills
https://youtu.be/5pHGi0nQMqs

>> No.29373417

>>29370303
Thank you Dr. Craig Wright for cumming deep in my boipussy

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>>29373417
Based R 4 hes SV ID.

>> No.29373700

>>29370303
I liked it when he said he remembered reading the bitcoin whitepaper
>This guy is a genius

>> No.29374248

>>29370401
spbp