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29363623 No.29363623 [Reply] [Original]

If you haven't killed yourself. Consider this the more fortunate timeline. Proud of you.

>> No.29363725

>>29363623
thanks anon

>> No.29363749

google quantum suicide you cannot die it's impossible

>> No.29363794
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29363794

thanks anon

>> No.29363796

>>29363623
Thx op

>> No.29363995

>>29363749
is this some kind of contemporary belief? I've had this idea for years

>> No.29364068

>>29363995
of course you had the belief for years this is the dominant timeline. buckle up faggot

>> No.29364099

I've gotten pretty god damn close a few times these last 12 months desu.

>> No.29364271

>>29364099
Whats troubling you, anon?

>> No.29364504

but if I imagine the money I could have if I didn't do retarded decisions :((((

>> No.29364530

>>29363623
why

>> No.29364579

>>29364271
Life, finances, health.

long and short of it anyway.

>> No.29364592

>>29363623
This is actually comforting.

>> No.29364597

>fractured my spine aged 21, hospital didn't bother to xray me after I was taken in by ambulance because I'd been dosed the fuck up on pain meds and there was no nerve damage
>fast forward to age 24, spine is still fucked and I spend all day exhausted from the moment I wake up
>watching numbers go up does nothing
Free me from this hell already

>> No.29364630

>>29363623
That'll be changing soon, I think. End of the line for me frens.

>> No.29364977

>>29363623
Mind explaining why?

>> No.29365033

>>29363623
Oddly motivating, thanks op, hope we all make it

>> No.29365066

>>29364597
32, ALS no money not a great timeline.

>> No.29365127

>>29364592
This.

>> No.29365235

>>29363623
Thanks anon

>> No.29365333

>>29363623
Interesting theory, thanks anon

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Thank you anon I had a hard day at work.

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>>29363623

>> No.29365793
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>>29363623
Only reason I haven't yet is because I'm paying a hot nurse to do it for me immediately after I coom inside of her

>> No.29365822

>>29365066
I'm sorry anon

>> No.29365938

>>29365822
It's alright at least I can still move my hands, and I got an idea what my future holds so you get used to the idea after awhile.

>> No.29365942

>>29363623
in hell suicide isn't an option

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>>29364630
Alright anon, if it becomes every waking thought, just don't rush it when you get angry. If you don't mind me asking what do you expect on the other sidem