/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29351071
>dat OP
Thanks, boss man

A little early, but i'm game.
We deerfuckers now.
Sup, Plotsky, YOU GOT SUMMAT TO SAY M8?

>>29351071
The madman actually did it.

I am excited for this week anons.
I can smell the wet deer pussy flowing already.

>>29351222
And kek approves.

>>29351222
Checkem. If no fuds show up, we have cracked the code. I know the one guy from the other thread will, but gauge the number and we shall see how this goes.

>>29351071
Don't know if this will stay up but based nonetheless.

>>29351071
Fucking furries

>>29351276
Holy fuck when did Fidelity get another 10 million shares?

As I said in the last thread, the theoretical 130K has completely thrown off what my hopeful sell limit could be, the potential/greed is getting too me.
What sell limits have you anons been considering if any?
>26@average$85

>>29351318
become what your enemy fears, if I have to be a temporary furry to never work again, so be it.

no shills yet, alright boys. We know porn keeps them away make all breads with porn but censored by pic rel

>>29351432
It is time. TIME TO GET YIFFY.
I hate myself more with each passing second but Melvin hates me MORE.

>>29351404
My personal price target is 34k/share. I may very well keep just one to see if it goes that high but I won't hate myself even if it does, 34k puts me in 7 figure heaven

>>29351404
20k

>>29351432
TWO MORE WEEKS
TRUST THE PLAN
APE STRONK
DIAMOND HANDS
MOOOOOOOON

>>29351500
Slow down lad. Let the furries do their work, and fight with them, but dont go down that road.

>GME is basically a modern version of wars of the roses
Which kike faction will end on top?

>>29351561
Get him boys

>>29351561
Cant tell if this is ironic or not. Call me a fag or something. We have to be sure.

>>29351620
>>29351627
I LIKE THE STOCK

>>29351620
no its just a troll post

>>29351627
fag.

>>29351663
YEAH! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

>>29351071
h

>>29351273
redpill me on deer pussy

i am one of the last few retards who hasn’t moved out of robinhood.

should i do it this week or is that too risky? i don’t want to get caught in limbo if something happens

>>29351722
BASED
Bro I love DFV so much he's my fucking idol, I swear if I saw him in person I'd drop to my knees and suck his cock while buying 5 more shares

>>29351071
>They deleted the picture but not the thread
Right boys, repost it.

>>29351770
its not just you fren, im stuck because i dont want my shares stuck in limbo if the squeeze happens. Soon as this shitshow is over im dropping robindahood.

we need more deer pussy

>>29351561
TRUST THE PLAN
WE'LL TAKE IT TO THE HECKEN HEDGE FUNDS
BIDEN BOYS CABINET IS ALSO ON BOARD THE MOON MISSION
THIS IS IT REDDIT WE CAN DO IT DIAMOND HANDS DIAMOND HANDS

>>29351803
YOU BETTER BE ON THEM KNEES, PRAYING RIGHT NOW TO THE LORD AND SAVIOR, BOY.

>>29351834
>>29351813

fag jannies don't do shit about a million paneercoin threads and then they ruin our fucking deerpussy.

FAG JANNIES
>FAG JANNIES
FAG JANNIES
>FAG JANNIES

>>29351700
Meh. Wrong guy, but we take what we can get.
I think the one dude is either a troll, or a bot. Nearly every thread has had shills jump aboard in the first seconds. I think this is it. I think deer pussy was the key to market dominance.

>>29351820
Same bro
1800% wasn't enough like, DUH! You lads buying six ferraris when this moons? I know I am.

>>29351770
I'm also a retard stuck with a large chunk of my investment budget in Robbinhood. Haven't done an account transfer since I don't want to get my stuff locked up, but I have started accounts elsewhere for investing smaller amounts of money.

>>29351886
Thanks m8, keeping a copy on hand now.

Another reason I believe the so-called "little guy" might make a killing off of this: the government would make a fortune in taxes. If this does happen, if we do have a brand new crop of millionaires popping up, half of those gains go to the Tax Man. Maybe even higher, given Biden levering up the tax rates—not sure if that's gone into effect yet. Ironically enough, we'd probably be paying a higher percentage tax than some of these corporations do.

>Shills are trying too hard to fit in and coming off as cringe, or the trolls are just being incredibly dumb.
Either or i laff.

>>29351912
kys furry

>>29351820
Why the fuck didn't you transfer on 1/30?

shills coming in to shill now that deer pussy is gone

its almost like they want us to buy more GME

>>29352000
because i knew it wasnt over, didnt think they would kike this hard

>>29352064
Same, still stuck but at this point I could really give less of a shit.

>>29352019
10 more shares at open, lets go!

>>29351964
Haha yeah dumb trolls! xD
Anyways so where we going with this? 1800% increase was rookie numbers I'm seeing AT LEAST 90k a share. I mean, GME as a company has made nothing but profit for years and is worth at least half that so why not hahaha xD

>>29352064
>>29352108
stopping you from buying is one thing but surely they couldn't stop you from selling?

>>29351222
>>29351222
Let's do this.

>>29352019
>jannies took down the pic
>a few shill posts occur
>the pic is reposted
>shills vanish
Its like fucking magic

>>29352186
there would be massive consequences we wont come back from if they do. They have stated on congressional record that limitations wont happen again.

>>29352186
Yeah, if anything they'd stop people from buying when it starts spiking. Should be fine monday morning though.

>>29352143
Haha, being this new. This has nothing to do with company profits and everything to do with short sellers. Silly newbie! Read around, the information is all here for you. Just look directly into the Deer Pussy. :3

>>29352260
>>29352260
IT REALLY DOES MAKE YOU FUCKING THINK.

>>29352186

there were unconfirmed reports of rh and webull preventing sells on the 29th for some people.

i’ve put various high sell limits on rh and taken screenshots+saving emails. rh is obviously completely untrustworthy and the moment this is over, $0 or a million, i am out of rh. their business model is a legitimate ponzi scheme.

>>29352343
why do you double reply?

>>29352372
fast clicking and a bit of jack daniels.

would you fuck a deer to squeeze the shorts?

>>29352453
Yes.

>>29352453
That's a hard sell.
Counter offer: The Doe I fuck is the one from the comic

>>29352312
Aw dang it, the short sellers? I know the media was saying they closed but my trusted resource Reddit posted screenshots and links to numbers I don't understand but do trust so I bought more shares haha xD
APE STRONK
I LIKE THE STOCK

>>29352532
>Aw dang it, the short sellers? I know the media was saying they closed but my trusted resource Reddit posted screenshots and links to numbers I don't understand but do trust so I bought more shares haha xD
You can't meme away 200% of shares owned by institutions, retard.

>>29352532
Haha, you didn't watch the hearings at all did you! They never said they closed the shorts ya dummy! Can you post what made you think they closed out? We can all tackle this problem together and help out with all the misinformation you have. :3

>>29351886
>>29351953
After all of this is over, I hope you all come to accept the superiority of the deer. With the gains we've made, we can all accomplish our dreams of having a dear (deer) wife.

>>29352604
Yeah I know that's why I said I trust Reddit!

>>29352624
I did watch it and those lying jews said they did close but I know they're just a bunch of lying jews lol xD

I miss the in hearing congress hearings. It's so much better seeing the panels lined up shooting questions.

>>29352532

your posts are pretty cringe

>>29352686
ITS THOSE EYES MAN, THE ARTIST DRAWS SOME FUCKING GREAT EYES.

>>29352686

>>29352694
That's crazy! They never did say they closed out, do you have a video of the hearing with a timestamp saying they closed out? That would help a lot of people here if we were all just misunderstanding something! Please help us out! :3

>>29352705
I'm sorry fellow red- I mean, 4channer! But we are HODLING together so we are brothers at arms

>>29352453
I will fuck a deer when the squeeze happens. Cap this. I will buy a live deer and fuck it

>>29352772
>expecting anyone even pretend sealioning to adhere to logical standards.
God i wish, but again this list gets posted.
MAYBE SOMEDAY, i'll get my debate with a shill who can actually tell us /WHY/ it's not coming with evidence, and not bullshit...
But alas that day has yet to come.

>>29352888
Sometimes you just gotta drop to their level to get them to run around like a chicken with it's head cut off.

>>29352796
where the fuck do you buy deer

>>29352772
>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/melvin-capital-ceo-gamestop-testimony-214831214.html
>"I want to make clear at the outset that Melvin Capital played absolutely no role in those trading platforms’ decisions. In fact, Melvin closed out all of its positions in GameStop days before platforms put those limitations in place," reads Plotkin's prepared remarks.
But they're just lying jews bro I'm telling you hahaha all prepared remarks like double you T eff! Buying more stock xD

>>29352954
The John Deere store.

>>29352978
>closed them out DAYS before
>Volume not once raised to show this at fucking all
Nice Texas Sharpshooter fren, how about some /DATA/ that shows they covered it?
You know, real evidence that is not hearsay?
Even from the horses mouth, without the evidence his word is as good as shit, as is yours.
But sick you have that link just on hand, i bet your shill document is FULL of them.

>>29353057
No need to be so mean to the poor fella, lord knows he wasn't prepared for any of this.

>>29351770
>>29351820
>>29351946
Fidelity took a week (5 business days), but my GME shares showed up early.
You fags should start during market open tomorrow because if Robbinhood goes insolvent all your shit will be gone. Look up
>CMKM DTCC
if you don’t believe me. You’ll wake up to find your account restricted and no record of it ever existing. This is the same shit happening to GME and that’s why these shills are everywhere in full force.

>>29353057
I am trying to agree with you bro! You wanted a reference to those lying jews saying they closed at the hearing and I gave it to ya! So what if the stock is only 42 when it was 480 just weeks ago? HODL
I said earlier that my reliable friends on Reddit with their numbers know everything!!!! Like cmon are you reading my posts haha xD

>>29353132
Thank god, we have you, the guy who has no data but pretty words to tell us the truth. Thank god.

>>29353115

i might do that. i strongly considered doing it on friday but pussied out.

will give fidelity a call, i already have a retirement acc with them and their customer service is superb.

>>29353132
The doublespeak is not really helping you, you fucking idiot.
>Huuur it was 480 weeks ago.
You faggots also said weeks ago it would be 0 by now. Hundreds of times, through all the threads we were told it was going to go down and STAY DOWN.
Kindly shut the fuck up and stop posting here if you can't be honest with what you are, a naysayer, here to make fun of us.
Be honest, or leave. Nothing is more annoying than two-faced sarcasm.
Yeah, this aftermarket boom is because it's going down.
Please, fucking kill yourself.

>>29353191
Anyone can make up "data". It means nothing.

>>29353275
Then tell your bosses to whip up some fake data to throw at us?

>>29351932
>I think deer pussy was the key to market dominance.
kek

>>29353307
Burn.
Not even numbers but i'm checking anyway.

>>29353270
Cope. Its never going above $100 again.

>>29353191
Yeah man haha like fuck, a drop from 42 to 480 is nothing! Can't wait for 30k a share!!

>>29353270
Hell yeah brother 42 from 40? FUCKING MOOOOOOON
Think my wife's boyfriend would be mad if I bought more tomorrow lol? He said it was a dumb idea but you guys seems super knowledgeable and not at all like first time investors

>>29353343
>It's never going above 50 again
>it's going to be 0 by the end of the week
To
>It will never go over 1000
>it will never go over 100 again
People who have been here every thread literally are laughing at you right now.

>>29353115
if my shares are lost in limbo during the squeeze im fucked anyways. might as well stick with what i got

>>29353389
It is nothing if you don't gamble shit you should be gambling, didn't they teach you that in school?

>>29352708
Indeed

>>29353450
Oh jesus

>>29352624
Citadel holds Melvin’s bags.
>inb4 show proof
Let’s put is this way: how do you cover more shares than ever existed?

>>29353389
pumping in after hours is suspicious. I wouldnt pay it anymine if it happened during market hours but only the big guys can buy in huge quantities in the after hours which means dfv whipped them into a frenzy.

>>29352453
is she thick?

>>29353437
>if you don't gamble shit you should be gambling
Not sure if I'm following fellow 4channer. Are you saying you should gamble things that are available to gamble? Kind of weird.
Anyways! You convinced me to buy more haha I like the stock dude!
Think DFV would give me a shot out if I emailed him? God I love him so much dude did you see him at the hearing? EPIC!

>>29353526
They won't listen. All they want to do is try and make you doubt.
And they do it in the most annoying, non debatey methods they can think of.
It's intentionally frustrating, they want you to feel humiliated.
Irony is this is 4 chan and we have no shame, as Deerfucking has proven.

>>29353610
Oh anon. If you can't even understand what I was saying even if it was staring you right in the face, what makes you think anyone would give you a shout out. Poor child.

>>29353610
i have no idea what you are attempting but its hilarious. Either pretending to be a newfag redditor and making fun of gme hodlers through sarcasm or doing some 5d chess shit.

>>29353676
Yeah maybe it's some weird code
>if you don't game shit you should gamble
"If you do not gamble shit you should gamble"
Must be some cool hodler code. Please fill me in I want to be cool and new to investing so my wife respects me xD

>>29353750
What is your image my dude? Insider knowledge? God this place is super cool, way better than reddit. How do I make an account lol xD

>>29353115
This shit really is going to crash the market, huh? Cool man. I'm gonna go read The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, as per some other anon's recommendation from last night's thread. See you frens at premarket.

>>29353814
:y

>>29353814

>>29353432
can confirm, watching the narrative change as they realize they are not getting out has been a joy

>>29353814
Say something racist or homophobic to prove you're not a shill

I haven't been paying attention to this shit for the past 2 weeks. Just seeing the price drop so hard was really demotivating. I'm finally doing a full account transfer out of Robinhood to my Fidelity account though. I figure at this point I don't really have anything to lose. Has anything interesting been happening here or are we still crabbing along? I don't really expect much to happen at this point. I'm going to look into actually learning about investing before jumping into something like this again.

>>29353838
( ._.)

>>29353879
Haha silly black man!

>>29353967
Jews! xD

>>29353435
Would you rather your shares in limbo for a few days or no shares at all? You don’t understand the severity of the situation we’re in and I’m being adamant about this because for the squeeze to work we’re gonna need real shares. This is for anyone whose thinking of transferring out of Robbinhood into a boomer tech broker.

Fidelity didn’t buy 20MM shares of GME to make gains, they purchased more stock because 1) if the shorts go bankrupt it’s up to the brokers to buy them in the open market and 2) to hedge against the market collapse as HFs liquidate their assets like Lehman Bros. and Bear Sterns did in 2008.
>>29353249
You might find the second paragraph relevant.

>>29353450
Censor should be gme fail to delivers. We need a collection of stock market deer porn.

>>29354021
I'm getting the itch to spin the wheel again since my positions won't pop until June-July anyway but if I were to jump in again I would just double or triple my account and then abandon ship
I won't take any interest unless we see a 20+ dollar day though

>>29354021
How about you fucking READ THE THREAD.
But i'll sum it up for you fuckers ONE MORE TIME (likely not even the last time).
>Smallhat tribe in dire straits
>largehats have 200% of rock
>Rockstop only put out 70 million rock
>Largehats have 140+ million rock, if not much much much more
>Smallhats panicing
>Caveman plotsky thinking of investing in $ROPE

>>29354021
the narrative is changing to
>do a share transfer so you are locked out of your shares while the squeeze happens
not happening kike, either robindahood lets be sell or i send a lawyer all the screenshots on my account since im ensured up to 250k by the feds.

>>29354115
Someone get on it, that Deep deer pussy is the symbol of VICTORY.
Can you smell it? It smells... unwashed.

>>29353115
>CMKM DTCC
I've been searching everywhere and drawing a blank my man, do you have any links to start?

>>29354064
Anons, as you can see they heavily fall within the boundary of PC trash talk.
I wonder if they're being screen recorded while shilling

>>29354159
welp guess i'm fucked if the squeeze actually happens this week then. Probably should have done this earlier but I'm not expecting much at this point anyway.

>>29354340
What about kikes lel? Don't tell my wife's boyfriend, he's super duper PC

>>29353821
Irrational Exuberance is a great book to understand why financial crises keep happening.

>>29354340
You had to make him get approval from his bosses to post this (>>29354383) you know.

>>29354426
Haha silly it's late, I'm not working

>>29354467
He does it for FREE :^)

>>29354426
must've been hard. probably had to take a giant swig of onions to get the job done

>>29354383
Yeesh someone in need of internet detox

are all of you so fucking bored you are taking the bait of a troll. he is obviously not a shill and is just taking the piss out of you retards.

>>29354515
Haha no I get paid by a private firm to shitpost here but it's on my own time xD

>>29354523
A swig of ONIONS? YUCK!

>>29354528
Yeah my wife's boyfriend spends too much time on Twitter lol xD

>>29354632
Yes

>>29354632
*le office man voice*
NO
NOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29354383
say nigger, nigger

>>29354216
>https://www.thekomisarscoop.com/2020/03/how-phantom-shares-on-wall-street-threaten-u-s-companies-and-investors/
>https://cmkxunofficial.proboards.com/thread/6801/call-dtcc-letter
>https://youtu.be/yAv-DQ-EWtQ
Through the looking glass ye shall venture.

>>29354632
That is correct

>>29354714
that's racist though bro not cool

Threadly reminder, if the shills has any REAL evidence it was over, it would be heralded through the news as if it were the second coming of Jesus christ ending in his crucifixion again.
They don't want you to THINK about GME as more than a joke, watch the talking heads, watch the media.
They only give it a brief passing joke, and other than kimmel trying the "Russian collusion" excuse, it's been like that for awhile now.
If it was over, they would be mocking you openly, publicly. There would be a fucking HOLIDAY made by wallstreet to celebrate the victory.
It's. Not. Over.

4584 EOW

>>29354772
>he can't say nigger.
Bet he can't say Wop or Chink either.
This nigger really did have to get permission to use KIKE.
Wow.

>>29354394
I'll check it out, though I imagine a lot of it can be chalked up to the age-old tale of people getting too greedy. Like Tuld said, they just can't help themselves.

>>29354803
we need some deer pussy in here

I haven't invested anything in gme, but I really hope it moons just for the spectacle.

>>29354853
Okay I'll go ask my boss
*asks boss*
*boss gives me stern look*
He said no and to say you're not a very nice individual. For shame xD

>>29354866
Gotchu mane

It's the eyes man. They make me want to do unspeakable things to this Doe.

>>29354853
told you, anons
;)
shills, just join us. buy shares on the low

All this fucking deer hentai lmao

>>29355058
She is the symbol of revolution.

>>29355029
I heard from my friend that buying high and selling low was a good idea that you guys here say a lot so I bought 12 shares at 340 a piece hahaha xD

>>29353432
>it's going to be 0 by the end of the week
Who said this? Meanwhile you retards were buying at $300 and saying "$3000 by end of week!"

>>29355145
How new are you?

>>29355145
Hey! That's mean! An 1800% increase wasn't enough okay???

>>29355196
someone close to you is in immediate danger now robert

>>29355122
haha bro OMG me too! screen post your loss xD

God...only 8 hours and 10 minutes to see where I, a shorter, stand against you all.
My put expires next week. If you guys squeeze me, congrats. If not? Then this general will run red.

I wish you all the best.

>>29355429
Haha! Same bud! We may be on the opposite ends, but I can admire a guy who can stand like you.

>>29355332
It's kind if embarrassing lol this was my first buying stock time and I don't wanna show how badly I did xD
My buddy bought the same amount and sold and made like 10k but I told him he was dumb and it will go back up in no time!
He told me it would have to go up 1000% again to reach what it did in Jan but I said "Yeah? Well it will go up 10 thousand percent!!" XD

>>29355495
The sad part is, that's probably true and that's why you got a bone to pick with the other people who weren't pussies and sold. :\

>>29355495
It's alright bro, you're in safe company. Just post that screenshot, pretty please?

>>29355537
Huh? I'm hodling just like you dude!

>>29355590
Shhh shhh, it's okay anon. You don't have to lie to us. We understand. :3

>>29355590
>>29355621
wtf is this cringe shit

>>29355687
If you keep staring at us anon, I might just come up and kiss you on the neck. :3

>>29355429
Really, it's been one hell of a ride, shorter.
I dunno if you are big name or not, or a small time shorter, but you guys have gambled ONE HELL of a game.
Mad respect. I've never seen a side weasel so hard. It's an artform.
But one of us has to lose.
Cards on the table in a little over 8 Hours.
It's gonna be one hell of a game.

>>29355495
"it's kind if"
"my first buying stock time"

international shill corps lmfao

>>29355621
Yeah okay, you arent wrong. Taking the piss while I sit in bed fighting insomnia.
I did sell in Jan for a pretty penny on the random advice of a coworker that GME is going up (got in at like 40 luckily). I hope you lads didn't vest too badly into GME. I think it might jump back up, but there's no possibility for a January 1800% like we saw. Crunch the numbers all you'd like, the hype train is dead. I've seen the posts here and the hopium and again think it has a possibility of going two or maybe even three hundred percent, but never back to where it was. I hope you lads at least had the sound conscious to not invest deep when it was so high, and to average down when you can.
Take care dudes, see you in the morning. Fingers crossed!

>>29355818
Nah I'm just a phone posting piece of shit.

>>29355964
Ayy man, you might have been fucking with people here but good shit hopping on at the 40. That's when I hopped on so thankfully I'm not down. But I'm probably gonna pick up 10 more shares, here's to hoping it works out for the both of us!

>>29355964
>Narrative shift again
>It won't go over 300

>>29355964
ok goodnight, anon

>>29356102
Good luck anon

>>29356127
Not shifting any narrative. Just doesn't have the drive that it did. Look man, I have pity shares in there so if it hits above 480 I
I'll be real happy. I'm just thinking I wasn't making a mistake selling most of my buy when I did.

>>29356147
Goodnight.

I don't have deer pussy but here's a silly comic.

I honestly can't tell if you all are trolling or actually believe any of this stuff.

>>29356311
The data don't fucking lie you moron.
Somethings gonna happen and it's not a one way trip to 0 city.
Either catch up with the data or leave. Fuck dude.

>>29356242
It's all good Anon, leave it to us! And if we fail, hey, at least we're all down together, and thankfully it was JUST the retards like me that lost a bit more money.

>>29356364
You should take a step back and look at how crazy you sound fren.

>>29356311
Honestly, pic related. Deer Pussy convinced me to

>>29356364
>what people say on reddit isnt lies you moron
lmao

>>29356480
>what financial kikes say is always correct

>>29356480
>this is reddit
>>29351276
You niggers don't even READ.
Laziest shills on the planet.

WHAT WAS THE OP WHY IS IT DELETED SOMEONE REPOST IT

>>29356792
See
>>29351886
It was a test to see if the shills could not have deer pussy on the screen, and it worked, thread died down until it was deleted except actual GME holders.
It was surreal.

>>29356792
>>29351886

>>29351222
Haha it’s cool when someone uses something you cropped, not even being sarcastic
>Checked

Gamestop more like gamecvcked

>deleted deer pussy
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK JANNIES

>>29351886
>He Does It for Free

>>29357531
It's ok we can just post it again
They can't stop the deerpussi
I bet i'm gonna get banned for this, but technically i've got the whole thing covered, and it's GME related.

I suck at this but made another

>>29357652
only newfags dont know how to ban evade
Do it jannies, do it for free. topic is still in pic rel

lol you guys are going to lose everything

>>29357872
The scary part is as soon as deer was posted the naysayers STOPPED again. This is fucking insane.

>>29357884
Anecdotal evidence at best, booooring.

>>29354383
Yikes.
No racism outside of /b/

I don't really care at this point but the massive amount of Qtard vibes I get from this new meme movement is more than enough to keep me away
Deer pussy is pretty good though, throw some horse in there and I might be sold

Did the porn theory actually work lmao? Of course the jannies would shut it down too

>>29351071
FUCK. This is the second time I've accidentally hopped in these threads thinking it was the stocks general thread. I say this in the nicest way possible: Please go back to Reeddit.

>>29358099
It did actually work, amzingly.

>>29358135
>This faggot can't use the catalogue
>This faggot can't search /smg/
>this gay is this dumb.
Looks like you need to go back.

>dogfucker was foreshadowing for the deerpussy strategy

>>29358185
Eat shit, nigger. Fuck you and your redditpumped meme stock.

>>29358135
>He can't tell the difference between /smg/ and /gme/
Holy shit, you HAVE to go back

>>29353821
It won't crash the market in the way you think. All it is is real money going out into the meme and dumping when it's over

>>29357944
Just like /mlpol/ back in 2017. Horsepuss was a very effective shill repellent, and this time deerpuss is shown to have the same effect.

>>29358221
eat a dick schlomo, anyone who belongs here uses the catalogue.

HCMC thoughts faggot niglets

>>29358221
>nothing but Ad Hominem
Mmmhm, you give evidence it's over, that holds up to even the ITTY BITTIEST scrutiny, we will all gladly leave, as we've stated multiple times.
But since all you have is... this, as a strat, it's going to work as well as fucking your own sister. Speaking of which, how's the sisteraunt, cletus?

>>29358221
we're institution pumping now, enjoy FOMOing in later this week

>>29358267
Well yeah but the liquidation of other positions to facilitate that money going into the meme is what'll crash the market. It's cool because I don't intend to try and perfectly time the peak; I'll probably sell when I get to an obscene amount and pick up blue chip stocks and solid ETFs for dirt cheap.

>>29358135
faggot.

>>29357884
They're from Reddit. You can't reason w/ faggots, anon.

>>29358376
Pretty much just wait and get in before they get back in themselves.
Them buying back in alone will bring nice returns. It'll be like them pulling a Cathie, just bringing the price up.

>>29358151
Jfc, this is the best timeline. If I haul ass studying I might be able to churn out another deer pic or two before market open

>>29358601
>>29358302
>>29358288
>>29358279
>>29358247

>>29358267
>It won't crash the market in the way you think
>almost all investment banks have their holdings at risk, requiring liquidation to raise capital to buy severely overvalued GME stock to resolve some tard's shorts.

>>29358605
>just ignores me
THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING THOUGHT, PUSSY.
BTFO SO HARD YOU CAN'T SAY A DAMN THING.
You fucking retards are so pathetic, when this explodes up, i can't wait to pink wojack post to "NOOOOO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ZEEEEEROOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO BROOOOO".
It's going to be so sweet to see you rage, i honestly hope you livestream a suicide.

>>29358655
Yeah that's not actually going to happen though. Do you think investment banks have been majorly hurt in any way from what happened? If it happens again they will remain fine.

>>29358670
cringe

STILL WAITING FOR THAT EVIDENCE IT WON'T BOOM.
STILLLLLL WAAAAAIIIIIITING.
Annnnnny minute nooooooowwwwww....
I-it's gotta exist if all these people are so sure it won't r-right?
It can't be a lie, can it? So many anons can't be wrong, i'm just a stupid reddit tourist afterall, it's not like the institutions own 200% shares or anything.
That would be stupid ha ha.

>>29358837
Don't do meth, kids

>>29358884
>>29358777
>Literally all he can do is seeth and use single word replies and insults.
Don't drop your kids, people, this is what happens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaeqRajQPmg&list=RDiaeqRajQPmg&start_radio=1

>>29351404
The real short squeeze will last for at least 6 days so I will wait before choosing my sell limit

From Frankfurt, this is $44.22 btw

>>29358733
Why would it not? They become responsible down the line for the failure to deliver and the interest is ludicrous.

>>29358993
>It's going to go up in premarket

>>29359022
Failure to deliver on what?

>>29358993
Yeah but Europe and America's market have been pretty disconnected for the entire fiasco.

Dear god, are we doing this again?

>>29358993
>>29359024
I hope to see a +70% in the premarket

>>29359122
Why the fuck not?

>>29359071
Shorts, the volume on the market is far more than are issued. So don't pretend that Plotkin wouldn't lie to Congress when there's plenty of evidence the majority of shares are synthetic (which will need to be resolved).

>>29359122
>>29359022
Checked

>>29359130
Honestly I expect another week of crabbing.

>>29359168
Investment banks aren't shorting Gamestop.

Have some more. GME chads will get their Ultimate Wish.

>>29359274
Heckin saved

>>29359274
Heres a quick reaction image before I leave for a bit again

>>29359257
No, but when a hedge fund becomes bankrupt it goes to the brokerage to resolve. If a brokerage fails it goes to the clearinghouse. If a clearinghouse fails it becomes the issue of it's financial guarantors. Who are almost all investment banks.

>>29358269
/mlpol/ needs to return, /pol/ became a pile of shit.

>>29359568
Amazing.

>>29359597
If only. May actually get banned for posting this one.

>>29359877
Not with those digits, kek approves.

>>29359597
>>29359877
>tfw /biz/ has never been a partner in the winter ball.
It's a little too close to real life you degenerate normies.

>>29359571
>If a clearinghouse fails
How much money do you think this GME thing involves?

>>29360011
More digits.
OOOOOOO

>>29359571
Definitely not happening.

>>29351404
15k per share
I wanna ass rape every Hedgie till they end up begging for heroin on the streets

>>29359877
>>29360011
C-checked.
Was horse and deer pussy really the silver bullet to jews this entire time?

>>29360137
It is to their PC slaves for sure.

>>29351770
it's ok just keep them there. what are they gonna do? force sell your shit after they're being hawkeyed?
move over to another app when this is over

>>29360066
No clue, it's all up to how long bullish hedgefunds will hold the stock ransom in essence. The interest and float are both (by appearances) obscenely high).
>>29360109
What makes you say that? The federal government could bail out the banks so that is a possibility which would not see a mass dump of holdings.

>>29360211
>force sell your shit after they're being hawkeyed?
Maybe, they ARE desperate.

>>29360137
/k/ has been deerpilled for a long time, and I've never noticed a significant presence of shills there.

I'm gonna laugh my ass of if at the hearing today, plotsky presents the deer pics like "SEE, THIS IS THE KIND OF PEOPLE BUYING GME!!!" And a senator asks for sauce on that photo.

>>29360341
Please delete this. Thank you kindly

>>29360240
Because the banks would not need to be bailed out. The funds in new positions would either make money or be forced to cover again. If it somehow got that bad for them they would liquidate their other positions before bankruptcy.

>>29360583
THE JEW FEARS THE DEER

>>29360583
No

>>29360583
No can do melvin, we have a shipment of deer cunny to deliver

>>29360683
ah yes, supple.
Only for 10,000 dollars worth of 1 GME share for one. Is that not a steal?

>>29360650
God damn you and your stupid sexy deer

>>29360620
That is assuming they've covered.

I know some of you fags are from /v/, don't front.

>>29360528
I think Mr. Plotsky should delve deeper into this matter and present in the court the proofs that nazi horsefuckers buy GME too.

>>29360800
Join us, all you need to do is buy ONE gme and you'll be able to buy a deer GF.
This has been the American dream all along, we just never knew it till today.

>>29360857
They will eventually, and I'm not talking about the ones that already have.

>>29360882
Welp, nice knowing you.
Jannies must be SWEATING right now.
"Guys they are posting deer and horse cunny."

Why has this thread suddenly devolved into bestiality posting

>>29360957
They will eventually run out of money long before they can cover their existing shorts. It's also highly doubtful that they were even able to cover their shorts considering the number of synthetic shares on the market. It's why so many major investment firms are upping their stack in it.

>>29361006
Because for some reason, when you post one, all the people telling you to sell vanish until it is deleted.
It's fucking weird.

>>29360800
Checked, embrace it.
I prefer them as beautiful and wholesome, but the sexy ones act as a nice filter to keep only the right people posting in our threads.

>>29361006
This is the state of gme bros

>>29361158
It works tho, and it's weird.

>>29361158
Yeah, I don't know how to feel about it.

>>29361190
>only the most delusional bag holders are willing to stick around when degenerate shit is being posted
makes sense

why are you posting deer porn in here

>>29361271
I'm just embracing it.
If this pops off and explodes, it makes the Internet Historian video about even sweeter
"And how, may you ask, did 4chan handle the paid Astroturfers from Melvin and Citadel? "
[Deep sigh, and a barely contained laugh]
"D-deer C-cunny"

>>29361369
Again, for like the 4th time my dude. Where the fuck do you think you are?

>>29361369
>degenerate shit
Do you mean Reddit and other social networks?
Yes, that is truly the epitome of degeneracy.

>>29361398
Bagholders are losing their minds.

>>29360882
Please for the love of God I hope a staffer is lurking and makes this pic get into the hearing

>>29361485
4chan so idk why you fags are posting about a reddit meme here

>>29361486
>Yes, that is truly the epitome of degeneracy.
and as an extension gme

Just checking sanity levels here, looks like they are dropping faster than GME price. I expect harvest soon.

>Deer porn general
The absolute state of these bagholders

Should I sell my AMC BAGS at a loss and go all in on GME?

>>29361502
>>29361398
Because it makes people seeth, and for some reason when it gets thrown out, "Sell your bags" fags just vanish, but expecting people to read is a pipe dream, so take another explanation.

>>29361518
Bro you are literally a fucking redditor bitching about degenerate shit being posted on 4chan. Kill yourself, faggot.

>>29359274
>>29359568
>>29360341
>>29360650
>>29360882
>>29360878
>>29361074
I mean, at the end of the day....isn't it about the friends we made along the way?

>>29361398
>implying

>>29360882
>>29361513
Where should I post the other side of this life sized Aryanne plush, which would definitely get me banned?

>>29361525
>Dropping
>He don't know it's up in foreign premarket, and is about to be up in ours.
The sanity loss is because we all realize we get to buy deer waifus.

>>29361570
I'd prefer to be paired with the Deer Fuckers than the FUDsters at this point

>Posting beastiality to own the hedgies
Get a grip kiddos, this is a self-own

>>29361595
you're gonna have to get way more depraved than that anon

>>29361664
Why?

>>29361664
It's got YOU seething and laughing, so it's a win.
The one who's lost his grip is you.

>>29361534
I'd recommend it, it appears the shorts on AMC were covered but on the other hand they've dealt with their pressing issue of debt and will hopefully recover to a stable price in the late tens to twenties when cinemas reopen. GME isn't a guarantee but from appearances it could make a lot of money.

Doing my part!

>>29361734
Thanks, Doc

>>29361715
Thanks fren

>>29361646
> he thinks extended hours are real
Well I'm just tourist, so I'll be moving on. Good luck

today is the day isn't it?

>>29361664
someone is bootyblasted over something he can just scroll over lmao

>>29361630
You can post it on ponerpics.org and then drop a link anywhere.

>>29361734
My fucking sides. Also
88.58%
WAIT IT WENT UP FROM THE LAST PROJECTED?!?
MY FUCKING GOD, HOT DAMN.

>>29361770
yes

>>29361664
Someone didn't exist during mrhands or pain olympics or 2girls1cup or 1guy1jar or

>>29361770
Possibly. It could take all the way until June - August. The whole situation is fucky.

>>29361734
>Deer cunny is posted
>The flood of NEIGH(kek)-sayers suddenly vanished.
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm, REALLY GETS MY THINKER THONKIN.

>>29361770
Maybe. Definitely throwing down for more shares after watching pre-market.

This kinda reminds me of that one thread where everyone was posting encrypted gibberish as a supposed bot test when some dude dropped in and said "Holy shit you guys have lost your mind" so I took a step back to take in the absurdity of it all and legitimately burst out laughing

>>29361813
>>29361909

>my id

hmmmmmmm guys? anyone else?

>>29361953
Yeah we love our crazy tests to see if we can make non-channers misstep.
it works tho, tourists always get shaken by the schizo shit, it's hilarious.

>>29361962
>f
close enough....oh well.

>>29361997
Even better is when they act like we're odd man out.

>>29362022
Checked

>>29361997
Admittedly I am a bit of a tourist, but I guess I'm a bit of a schizo too

>>29362022
They ALWAYS act like we are the odd men out.
This site used to be nothing but people trying to mentally shake other people.
These kids are just weak.

>>29362112

w-what's happening

Holy fuck they literally banned ALL his posts. Jannies seething!

>>29362287
They banned my posts

>>29362269
People say deer porn is keeping shills away. Personally I think it's because it's early morning and Melvin is aware that the jig is up so no need to pay for a service that isn't working.

>>29362112
Based. When I make it, I will order a lifesize plushie with parts for fun too.
Really don't want to be near women when they can sue you and take away what you made with blood and tears.

>>29353315
Wat the fuck is the deer lad. I'm trying to invest godamnit

You people need help

>>29362309
Yeah I'm not exactly going to quote Evelyn Hall about that.

>50+ replies deleted all at once
>half didnt even have a picture attached
Guys i dont think jannies are working for free anymore

>>29362287
>>29362309
Fuck jannies. Posting one more time on 4G and I'm out. Worth it though for some fun with frens.
ponerpics.org/images/610437
Don't know any group more based than ponyfuckers and deerfuckers.

>>29362506

>>29362574
Fucking phone lol
ponerpics.org/images/6106437

>>29362574
This is what gme/amc amounted to. Pony trash and possibly lee bait

>>29362405
Yes sir. No need for ma'am to take your name and drive it the dirt. You are capable of doing the same by yourself. Just fuck dumb young and cheap whores if you need pussy. Leave getting a wife alone.

>>29362632
Godspeed u madlad

>>29362635
I'll admit it's not the finest hour.

>>29362699
>I'll admit it's not the finest hour.
Disagree, I thrive off the chaos

>mfw a bunch of yid are going to lose $300B and crash the economy

I don't understand what's going on here, but I'm having a good old kek looking at the original Dank Flank series "Ultimate Wish"

What is going on here?

>>29363058
Delusion and coping

>>29362696
Fuck it, if I'm gonna get banned anyway, may aswell post NSFW until I can't post anymore. We can ride the SpaceX pony to the moon. Godspeed.

>>29363058
I'M A NAZI PONYFAG, AND I HOLD GME!!!

>>29363104
>>29363253
What's more interesting is that
>dankflank "ultimate wish"
search on google gives no images.
Is there some sort of red line prohibition on this sort of thing?

Forgive this newfag, I know not what I step in to

Uh

https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2020/5/24/2357157.webm

>>29363516
>https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2020/5/24/2357157.webm

what is even going on in this world
is this some sort of post ironic subversion
t. confused

>>29363493
(((google))) is afraid
https://e621.net/pools/22691
https://twitter.com/Dankflank1/status/1342001168420130822

Just checked my Bank to see if my order got fired.
Got more GME today.

>>29358302
So all in or nah?

>>29363632
"bronies" started off on 4chan after all

>>29363669
Aftermath of pic related

Yo

>>29363669
>>29363783
Pic rel

Can you fuckers stop talking about horse porn for one second and look at the stock

>>29363808
>>29363855
It's happening

>>29363837
U-Um... t-that's kinda hot

>>29363669
hmmm

more mad shit.
I was given a community strike on facebook for this image
stakes are high it seems

>a thread full of furries and horsefuckers
GMEfags finally lost it.

>>29363936
It's only the global economy at stake

>>29363808
yes, back on topic
only seeing $44.10 pre-market rn tho

>29363968
>Complaning about anime images on an anime imageboard
How do I know you're a newfag?

I might consider selling one share if Melvin and Citadel flies over to Sweden and personally sucks my dick

>>29363968
Well it's sure a step up from what it was over the past couple weeks

YO

HOLY FUCK ITS UP 5 DOLLARS WE'RE FUCKING RICH BROOOOS

>>29364081
Checked

>>29363106
Any chance you could help me with words for the deer pics? Im having a hell of a time cutting the letters or trying to match the font.
Need: FLOAT, SHORT, PORTFOLIO, and MOON

>>29364071
nb. I approve of sentiment related
(now that I read in sequence)
>>29363837
>>29363669

>>29364150
>Swede is of gay.
Wow ams of surprise.

Ah shit, here we go again

77

>he sorudo?
>KEH HEH HEH HEH PAMP ITO

>>29364234
yeah I'm just checking on Yahoo rn
>47.45 +6.86 (16.90%)
wow

>>29364228
>Up over 15% 20 minutes into premarket
Yeah totally normal price movement am I right

>>29364220
>>29364234
>>29364275
We're schooling them

>>29364311
We're going to make it Kaiji-aniki!

>>29364353
Fuck it 25k in now

>>29364345
We are going to make it fren.

https://www.reddit.com/user/ThatGuyOnTheReddits/comments/
Highly recommend keeping up with this guy's posts, he predicted the close over 50 two weeks ago and the close over 40 last week, says we need to hit 50 to get the gamma squeeze up and running here (https://www.reddit.com/r/Wallstreetbetsnew/comments/lo88c1/when_those_contracts_hit_just_right_or_how/)) and it looks like we might hit that today

fuck. cant buy more GME because my money didn't arrive yet in my broker account.
@Melvin: please save me. Do a short ladder attack so keep the price down. I want to buy more cheap stock.

>>29364447
LOL

>>29364403
Yes but for the love of god please stop posting furry porn

>>29364514
>Up 20% premarket
What's so funny little buddy?

Lol dfv just said that he's planning on selling at market open

>>29364657
>1 post by this ID

>>29364657
take this 15$ you really seem to need it since your IQ-level is making it impossible for you to get a real job.

>>29364242
I don't have Photoshop on my current PC and am not familiar enough with Krita to do quick edits. I didn't expect the jannies to take this long to ban me again so if you tell me which pic to edit maybe I can squeeze it in fast enough.

>>29364534
Hide it if it bothers you that much

>>29364657
Who?

>>29364657
Shoo shoo

You think the shills new tactic would tell people to move over to a new broker when it happens?

>>29364789
All good, not as polished as I wanted. But were unexpectedly going up and I wanted it ready for next thread.
For now I return to studying, but ill be back before open

Fucking hell, stop the poomp, I need to buy more today.

>>29364941
I mean given the Robinhood fuckery it does make sense