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>21 January - Double spend for $21
>21 February - Elon Musk changes his profile to meta fork
>20 Febuary - Curiously Craig Wright posts Mike herns 2015 Article in full
> 21 February - Elon Musk uses Mike Herns 2015 article as his profile pic
> 21 February - Mike Hearns forwards SAID article from Craig Wright's Slack account
>21 February - Elon changes his profile picture to the picture from the Mike Hearns article
>21 February - You can now send BSV to a BCH address on Coinbase
>21 February - Who is X is answered
>21 February - "Mars Coin" minted by Steve Shadders
> 21 February - BSV goes up $21.55
> 21 Febuary - Gavin Anderson, The direct successor of Satoshi Nakamoto as lead developer on the Bitcoin project is 55 years old

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>> No.29357582

You are incredibly delusional and probably gay

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>>29356644
Please op don't make me overdose on hopium

>> No.29358411

>>29358334
Oh nevermind what the fuck is BSV? I thought he was going to fork doge.

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>>29356644
ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill.

there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.