/biz/ - Business & Finance

Christ is king.

baking.

>>29353633
Get in. Will double EOM

I lied about baking

What cheapies are you going to buy after the crash?

>>29353633
Let's try this again.

DIGITS CONFIRM GIGADEPRESSION.

suncor go up

stocks go up
stocks go down
some day I'm gonna
go to town

HOLY FUCK FUTURES STILL DROPPING WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>29353662
>>29353663
>timestamps
BROS WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING BACK IN TIME?

>>29353707
More SOXL

will I make it?

>>29353633
I'm looking for some good stonks. I'm so tired of crypto scams and rug pulls.

>>29353663
Based.

>>29353721
see?
we're just crabbing.
nothing's happening haha.

>All this futures FUDing
O, ye of little faith...
Don't you know that the line ALWAYS goes up? It's literally illegal for it not to.

>>29353662
Based
>>29353663
Extremely based.

Here’s the link to episode #3 frens
https://youtu.be/vFKY0q3WWeM

>Low sodium V8
>Kale
>Ice

Yeah, it tastes like shit...

>>29353633
My friend went all in into PLTR with his inheritance (390k) with calls Friday at close. He’s depressed and I’m really scared for his life.

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>>29353772
Nasty dude.
I do them sometimes in the summer with spinach or kale.
Handful or two of spinach/kale or some other thicc greenery.
1 Banana frozen or fresh
Some amount of whatever yogurt you like, recommend just something plain.
Cram some other fruits in there, I Recommend frozen bags of mixed berries for ease of use.
Juice/water/milk or liquid of your choice.
Can always add other supplements or even peanut butter, not my thing though.
Blend in blender, I actually find the simplicity of the ninja bullet type single serve blending cups.

>>29353662
>>29353663
>timestamp

>>29353662
>>29353663
What the fug, I posted before you.

>>29353779
Maybe itll be up tomorrow? Unless there's some news I didnt hear about this weekend

>>29353779
pltr went up from 25 to 29, why is he depressed?

Audi R8 or Lambo to flex on the thots?

>futures
have faith my friends
it came to me in my dreams last night that we will have a green monday

>>29353779
thats not very data science of your friend. how does he expect to get hired by karp and palantir doing something risky?

>>29353804
I put the entire Kale stalk in the blender too....

>>29353729
Mandela effects, timeline shifts and quantum metaphysics is real bro. That was a glitch.

Open the door. It's real.

>>29353772
Then stop drinking it. You need to buy a juicer. Juicers are bad ass, though they require tons of fruit/veggies and are hard to clean.

>>29353772
That sounds fucking awful anon

>>29353819
its cuz christ runs on that colored people time.

>>29353827
Neither. Get a reliable high end SUV you faggot.

>>29353827
how about you don't buy a nigger car and buy a Ferrari or a Porsche like a gentleman

tomorrow is the anniversary of the big dip after all.

did you forget??

>>29353721
Its too late. Rerolls don't count. You've doomed us all. When SOXL crashes down -99% tomorrow, we will all remember it was GAvphL6d's fault.

LGHL

>>29353801
You should only post these on the weekends.

>>29353896
jfc stop your charts are getting awfuller every time. i cant look at all this gobbledygook

>>29353844
Dude....

>>29353759

You won't be laughing in a couple hours.

>>29353633
Everyone should relax lol

>>29353721
>green id
>missed digits
BULL RUN FOR ANOTHER 10 YEARS CONFIRMED.

>>29353896
i like your funny lines magic man

>>29353827
If I had money to buy a Lamborghini I'd buy a vintage boxy Mercedes Benz instead and tell thots to FUCK OFF

>>29353896
This chart makes me feel like I’m 20 years old and high on X at a rave...

>>29353906
Shill me

>>29353819
No you didn't I was first

>>29353844
Dude you arent supposed to post explicit gay porn

>>29353827
Big fuggin truck.

>>29353896

It was the 24th, technically. We're still a couple days out.

market green all year

check em

>>29353827
Toyota Land cruiser. Refined money knows it when they see it. Refined women should as well. 80K msrp on up.

hey financially speaking how hard is it for an american that doesnt speak asian to partake in the korean brothel's delights??

>>29353944
Maybe eating healthier will make my cock bigger

https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/21/investing/white-house-stock-tax-gamestop/index.html
it's over
the market will colapse this year

it's over

>do some casual testing of altcoins vs. BTC
>they all eat more shit if BTC does and pump less on average than BTC does when it pumps
10 years later, and crypto is still a joke LOL
I am just going to sit on BTC mining equities

>>29353843
>>29353826
>>29353823
Memes aside.

He bought 29.5 calls for 2/26 exp.


He’s been posting skitzo shit in our discord, but when we saw him yesterday he didn’t mention anything. We know he owns a gun and I have a huge fear that he will keep yoloing until he’s at 0 so he has an excuse to Kill himself.

I really don’t know how to get him help, OR he will make it and he’ll be ok?

I’ve been so nervous

crypto bloody sunday strikes again, when will newfags learn?

>>29354006
Based truck chad

>>29353973
y-you can't just say that, surely we are all peril! I swear! 5 years of darkness!

Buy torch tomorrow. You’re welcome faggots.

>>29353936
your screams will be satisfying for me to wake up to

>>29354033
Loosing weight definitely will. Health has nothing to do with it. If you are under 10% body fat and don’t have a pear shaped body you will be maxing.

>>29354052
>he missed BNB on friday
>he missed KCS this morning
>he missed NU yesterday
>he missed GRT like 2 weeks ago

>>29354116
Jokes on you. I do not scream. I nearly buy the dip. Faggot.

>>29354060
Sounds like this guy has mental health issues unrelated to finances, and is attempting a cry for help.
I would do an intervention and say he is loved and cared for, and try to help him get therapy and an exercise regimen. Maybe set up a regular jogging date or weight lifting.

whats a stock?

what happened crypto miner bros. is it ogre?

>>29354016
Oh man, if it crashes the same exact day a year later, Wall St. would be strung up, especially since way more people would be affected, with so many more people invested in the stock market now.

is a tiny house a good investment? i want to make one

>>29353707
I'm in BHS so no crash for me when the COMEX defaults in a few days

>>29354166
Just talking about on average. Sure you can always catch a pump and dump. But jesus none of them are worth longing lol
BTC eats the BIG shit, altcoins will be dead again.

uh....
bros?

>>29354039
I wish I could burn reddit down like one would do a house

woah oil what are you doing haha

>>29353707
GEO PFE and RYCEY

>>29354263
a literal cuckshed? Maybe, but it's not a good investment if you value your dignity anon

>>29354234
piece of clothing to wear on your feet and/or to put your penis in whilst masturbatin

>>29354098
I'm in for $5k, better not be fucking with me

>>29354261
this was the plan all along,
the ultimate betrayal

>>29354276
>GRT pumps from .8 to 2.4
>still at 2.2 two weeks later

>he didnt buy GUSH

>>29354281
no, this is patrick

>>29354297
with joebama in office oil is unironically going back to over $100

>>29354032
if you're not an ugly fat-ass you can probably just go to Hongdae and pick up a girl hungry for that bwc

>>29354263
tiny house is only good if you live alone and have land you can keep it on for free, like a family or friend who owns a big property

Muh lil interest rates be doin sum

>>29354318
well it would be kind of cool van life

>>29354281
these people are idiots who dont believe in
"meme lines" ans wont invest the time to learn simple support and resistances but will throw all thier cash at whatever is shilled on here.

i hope you all lose now, theyre willfull ignorance only furthers my resolve now

>>29354471
If you’re a brainwashed faggot liberal who lives to cuck themselves, yeah, maybe.

>>29354458
true
The whole point is that owning a home and having a mortgage is no longer attainable and overwhelming for the average person and means being shackled to a job you hate for the next 30 years is a prison sentence. We just want to have shelter while spending time doing the things we want to do. Who wants to spend their life working until you die? The current version of retirement is obsolete. We need better options for housing.

>>29354443
i unironically got the chad genes i just cant stand being around other people. more than 4 people in a room and no i'll just fucking leave i aint putting up with that shit. anyway i'll put hongdae on the fuckitlist gonna slog my dick through japan and korea when covid lets up

Well look at that, you're all retarded.

>>29354060
discord invite please im tired of stocktwit level dipshits and reddit imbeciles

>>29354443
If I get divvie stocks in a roth IRA, do the divvies count against the contribution limit? Or do I have to have them sent to a normal bank account and pay capital gains?

>>29354297
FUCK YES BABY

Whenever I see CLF mentioned I always think of that gay steel mill on the simpsons.

>>29354576
bullish

>>29354494
Its alright bro. reddit will leave us alone eventually.

Bros something really bad is about to happen

Can I use neetbux slips (GST/HST) as ID documents on wealthsimple? pls help

>>29354281
What are the 2 lines?
I'm dum

>>29354576
It's really only worth it if you don't want to invest in actual bitcoin for whatever reason, but still want some exposure to it.

>>29354691
Yes. Netflix is making a live action cowboy bepop with carly b playing faye.

>>29354749

who is carly b

>>29354576
yea i don't remember btc pumping 20% thurs/fri like my lil bfarf did

>>29354494
You have a huge edge on the market then, why complain?

>>29354534
i mkae shit moneyz

>>29354691
something bad happens every minute, something good happens every minute

>>29354297
Damn regretting taking a bit of profit on Friday

>>29354718
>>29354683
my point made

An anon with paint skills should do something with this

>>29354494
why haven't you made millions if you have a statistical edge on the entire market?
it's because the lines mean nothing, dumb fuck

>>29354789
99% chance she's a nigger

>>29354060
Make sure he gives you any wallet keys before he offs himself. Our world is just getting worse and if he can't take it now he'll have no place in the future.

>>29354749
>cardi b is fay
>lady gaga is spike

perfect

you people really cant invest 10 minutes a day to school yourselves on trading?

is biz your only DD?

>>29354815
Man fug off I'm not new I'm just mentally slow OK? And I had very good gainz this year also! You're really hurting my feelings!

>>29354267
lol

>>29354651
sorry, I'm only an expert on thirsty gooks, I don't know anything about the stock market

>>29353633
someone shill me a trannystock

>>29354824
how can i tell youre a purely emotional person?
you have the attitude of a woman

>>29354861
>you people
Go back.

>>29354815
Are you telling me you've seen a hammer like >>29354683 and didn't feel a primal ache deep within your loins?

>>29354861
if 12 hrs a day on biz cant make me rich then why bother

>>29354899
cum

$SRSN

>>29354263
I you buy one, no. Price/sqm is much higher than a small condo.
if you build one it may depend on the circumstances and the usage, but generally it's a money sink.

>>29354861
>>29354861
1. check /smg/ for memes
2. which meme is green?
3. buy
4. shitpost for the next 9 months about how your stock is fucked and you are bagholding
5. eventually break even and never come to /smg/ again

>>29353827
Fiat Panda

>>29354861
i purchase securities based on what i see in my deep sleep dreams and visions during meditation

>>29354895
Sorry that wasn’t supposed to be a reply

>>29354899
CLF, UWMC, GME

Just stopping in to remind you all that /cashgang/ warned you all early last week.

>>29354718
s&p 500 from last year and this year superimposed on each other, literally meaningless

>>29354921
should i have called you a nigger instead?

>>29354863
When is Mugen train coming to the US?

>>29354899
DGTW

>>29354959
me too but i dream of getting rich and really it doesnt work out that way at all

>>29354576
There are tax benefits for getting the stock over raw crypto where I live also feel free to laugh at me for paying taxes on crypto

report in fellow CRBPajeet sirs
$7 tomorrow
$15 EOW

>>29354926
i havent quite seen anything like that between yields and the dollar

>>29353728
Just buy the dip. It will be up in a week.

Am I too late for btwn?

>>29354980
warned us of what

>>29354861
Dollar cost averaging is literally all you have to do aside from basic charting.

I just took a position from 10k to 100k buying 10k blocks and DCA from being wrong on my entry to being right on the swing highs for my short.

PS: fuck the Aussie dollar, it should be worth .50 USD come short it into the dirt with me.

God damn I hate Australia.

>>29354986
Wouldn’t have hurt

>>29354537
oh sure, I mean depending on the area you want to live in a tiny home could be a great choice if you find the area to keep it is more affordable than renting a place. but you have to already have a level of security to afford having one built, or building it yourself. there's not as many options as buying an rv or something. but yeah, I'd put it above buying a house in any desirable area for sure, costs are unreasonable there

anyway is it a good investment as far as resale goes? absolutely not. but for personal security it could be better than burning your money on rent

>>29354899
CLF, REFR, bayhorse

>>29354263
Sure, if you're buying yourself cheap land. If you build the house yourself you'll be improving the land and it's value. However, since you're building it yourself, why not just make a modest house? It doesn't need to be 'tiny'

>>29355004
Cursing others by shilling DGTW wont save yourself from your fate Anon. You cant sell DGTW. It will haunt and follow you forever

moon

>>29354952
how can my stock bag hold when i only short the pump and dump scams on here?

No one will ever recover from this historic drop

>>29354959
how can you acknowledge that which you are not aware of?

now i know youre full of shit

>>29354980
Well well well

I wonder how those exploding interest rates, skyrocketing energy prices and massive unemployment will effect stocks?

>>29355041
>he doesn't know
>>29355042
USD is going to continue to slide against the AUD all year. Remember years ago when we could buy US dollars on the cent?

>>29355071
plz help

>>29355127
>-.25%
do jews really?

>>29353990
Don’t actually. It’s all over the smaller Reddit subs

Cassandra
@michaeljburry
·
Feb 20
The US government is inviting inflation with its MMT-tinged policies. Brisk Debt/GDP, M2 increases while retail sales, PMI stage V recovery. Trillions more stimulus & re-opening to boost demand as employee and supply chain costs skyrocket. #ParadigmShift

https://recision.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/jens-p

>>29354052
Cope harder, dude. What is with you guys and not spreading your investments? I own Crypto, precious metals, and stocks. Crypto has made me much more money than my stock portfolio, even if my stocks are still doing good. Just play smarter moves - I've made a shitload off DOT, GRT, BAO, SUSHI, UNI (which I got for free, btw, do your calculations account for 400 FREE UNI that most of us got, which currently sits at $28 a pop?), hell even CAKE and EGG are giving me really good returns right now.

Meanwhile my stocks are doing great too, with UUUU and MARA blowing the fuck up. But there's just no comparison to the amount of moonshots I've been getting with crypto. Smart money doesn't place all their eggs into one basket. I bet people saw this and thought it'd be a shit platform to put money into.

>>29354261
After one year, capitol gains go from short term to long term. People will start to cash out next month.

>>29355127
>dow goes down 0.5%
>all the stocks in my portfolio go down 4-8%
What does it mean?

What does one call this downward daily trend?

DEMON SLAYER MUGEN TRAIN WILL BE SHOWN IN AMC THEATERS SOON

>>29355138
Baggie, whats going on. Why are you upset now?

>>29355144
i thinks its time for uso calls again

>>29355233
the same thing they called it around jan 11th

>>29355233
bullish

>>29355232
It means you should have sold last week because you're holding way overbought stocks that only make gains during euphoria

>invest in indexes
>apparently market started crashing
Fucking knew it

Guys, Bitcoin is at levels not seen since 20 hours ago. You MIGHT want to get out of your miners
tl;dr : it's fucking over

>>29353633
IT IS THE EEEEEENNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OF ALL STOCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS PREPARE TO BE HOMELESS

>>29355206
>Smart money doesn't place all their eggs into one basket
wrong
imagine how much money you'd have if you went all in on your moonshots
you diversified yourself out of gains

>>29354297
please tell me GTE is going up holy shit

>>29355191
doom and gloom buy gold and silver wow im such a boomer

>>29355070
Builders are the biggest scam artists of all time. I’d never build.

>>29355241
my name is joe,i thought baggie was dead

Feels good to have all my money in small caps and not have to worry about the rest of futures.

>>29354997
>>29355235
Sorry, but this is actually quite bearish since the best character isn't a main character of the movie...

>>29354861
>is biz your only DD?
my best picks came from sifting through the garbage from /smg/
also learned a lot just lurking and searching up terms/concepts i don't understand on investopedia

Right now my portfolio is split between Suncor and GSI.V so I should finally hit 6-figures (starting from 4 figures) by summer
my friends think im a genius kek, they dont know the full story

>>29355232
means you don't have enough leverage

>Biden’s Economy

>>29355144
high unemployment is bullish fir stocks, have you been living under a rock?

>>29355328
>I’d never build.
That's why we're talking about building ourselves. Literally, with our own hands.

>>29355299
very bullish post sir
time to buy the BTC
$300k EOM confirmed sir

WE HAD YEARSSSS TO WITHDRAW. NOW WE SHALL PAY WITH OUR LIVES.
GIGA-DEPRESSION 2.0. THE END OF MONEY AS WE KNOW IT.

>>29354997
this is the question i want answered the most

>>29354789
She is some retarded E-Celeb with big fingernails who is well known for saying completely retarded shit, and letting men have intercourse with her on her only fans page.

bullish for KO?

>>29355280
Why would you invest in indexes when the p/e ratio is fucking 40? Surely you had to have known that we were overvalued, right?

Long equities and short the USD is patrician correct?

I mean nothing can go wrong, and its wildly easy to be short USD on 50x leverage...

>>29355191
>>29355191
Government wants inflation and everything he is talking about is intentional.

>>29355397
is this bullish for my gold mining stocks?

>>29355366
I WILL CHECK MYSELF A SECOND TIME.
THIS IS THE END.

>>29355339
you really all inn'd on 2 stocks?
....good luck

>>29354098
Feel like the moon has already risen on this one. How high are you predicting?

you guys buying PLTR today?

>>29355366
>>29355419
PILLS: NOT TAKEN
VOICES: HEARD
APOCALYPSE: IMAGINED
SCHIZO: PHRENIA

>>29355226
I forgot about that. I guess it might be time to start gradually scaling back leading up to March. Do you think most people have just been holding whatever they bought during the crash all this time?

>>29355352
not with commodities pumping it isnt
this show a demand for the dollar which is still loosely tied to oil.
high unemployment is bearish for the dollar,but if everyone is fucking broke/cashing out, that doesnt matter much does it?

>>29355366
>>29355355
>>29355144
>>29355233
>>29355022
>>29355411

HE IS WITH US. THIS IS THE FINAL ENDING.

>>29355458
>SCHIZO: PHRENIA
kek'd

>>29355458
WE SHALL ALL PAY

>>29355507
Based schizo

>>29355146
Yea after Obama bailed out the banks. It was bouncing around par for 2011-13 which is total BS. AUD/USD .75 EOY

>>29355379
Is that really the best “apology” they can make?
How do nonwhites feel about basic humanity and work ethic being considered “white” and that people need to stop being “white”.

HA HA HA HA

I'm investing in Pokémon cards instead, seems a lot safer for now.

>>29355418
why would i need to diversify, I'm only mid 5-figures
diversifying is retarded as fuck in my scenario when I can just focus on the best risk-reward play I can identify

i'm not playing roulette like a dumbass

Did I buy the top?

>VIX almost to 2%

IT'S OGRE

>>29355445
Is it in a dip?

im bullish again bitcoin is at 94 greed and stocks are neutral, might sell my BARF though

>be texmutt
>crash the economy because your wittle feetsies got cwold
Why are they like this?

lol

>>29355636
YES
>>29355628
YES
>>29355604
YES OH GOD YES
>>29355586
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

everything will be fine
green days ahead
just hold on and enjoy the ride

>>29355616
found a holo pikachu yesterday

>>29355656
When will inflation be priced in?

>>29355691
Sir when my CRBPajeet needful calls make me over $300M I will post my gains here and ask you to kill yourself. You will do the needful, I trust?

>>29355653
No, put on your helmet cause we about to crash.

>>29355677
>>29355366
>>29355355
>>29355144
>>29355233
>>29355022
>>29355411

WE ARE GETTING CLOSER

>>29355603
i don't know but i'm going to buy a case of coke tomorrow to prove that i'm less white

Futures not looking good
What's pulling the market down? The weather? The excess liquidity issue with the fed?

>>29355594
I don't know why you're mad. Now is an amazing time to buy US stocks

>>29355762
the next 5-10 years

>>29355739
Based. What series is that?

>>29354861
>namefag
>muh meme astrology
Go back to stocktw*ts you nigger

>>29355308
Except none of us have crystal balls to know what the next huge gain will be, dude. GRT crabbed at $0.30 for like an entire month after I bought it. I could have kept upping my position, but regardless of how confident I was in it, it doesn't mean I wouldn't be bagholding it for 3 years like LINK holders before it mooned. I was lucky it got a boost so early and I've been averaging up, but right now as it crabs AGAIN for another month,bi have my money making more money elsewhere. I don't think you're understanding - you take profits from one moonshot to put in another whole your others are hibernating. I've been gaining very nicely, not "diversifying myself out" of them. Hindsight is 20/20 but I've turned $5k into $50k since December alone because of Crypto. My stock portfolio hasn't been doing too good since the start of the year, though it did go from $20k to $25k. Still a. ice gain for the year but laughable compared to cryptos. All of this individual gains were huge, and they don't just stop gaining after you've finished mooning off them, dude. GRT will continue to raise, DOT will continue to rise, SUSHI will continue to raise, LINK will continue to raise, but you don't have a crystal ball to know WHEN they're going to pump. So if you're sitting on one shitcoin all day instead of diversifying then you're losing to opportunity costs.

While my GRT is still dormant, cause I'm not selling due to its future upside, I'm making a lot of money with Binance smart chain coins.

Again, cope harder bro. Gains are gains. Now you're saying I'm not making "enough" money. Like dude, riches aren't earned overnight - stable reloable growth is the best way to earn.

>>29355788
>>29355677
>>29355366
>>29355355
>>29355144
>>29355233
>>29355022
>>29355411
ACCELERATE

VIX AT +2.10%

IT'S OVER
THE WORLD IS COLLAPSING

>>29355799
burry's tweets

Will the markets get heemed when people hit long term cap gains on their cheapies from last March?

How does this normally happen during sharp 20% corrections, a year later?

>>29355833
mcDonalds 25th anniversary

>>29355799
>What's pulling the market down?
cash gang

>>29355739
your hands are nasty

>>29355799
>>29355788
>>29355677
>>29355366 (You)
>>29355355
>>29355144
>>29355233
>>29355022
>>29355411

ITS OVER. MINUTES. IT HAS COMPLETED.

>>29355507
Jesus fuck

ITS SHOWTIME

>>29355857
Oh good point I had forgotten about that

>Pathsts

IT'S OVER. GET OUT YOU FUCKING RETARDS

>NO STIMULUS
>CRYPTO OUTLAWED
>UNREALIZED GAINS TAX

Total economic collapse this week

NAKD

>>29355691
Stop it anon you're scaring me

>>29355848
man i'm not reading all that shit
alpha investors concentrate their entire mass into a single security to secure as much profit as humanly possible based on their convictions

>>29355915
>futures are literally dumping by the minute
should see red single figures before open :)

>>29355799
Pussy faggots afraid to take a position in quite possibly the most disruptive market in 100 years.

>>29355799
>What's pulling the market down?
My portfolio of 50% SQQQ and 50% TQQQ

HOLY FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

.........Midnight

>>29355670
There's immense economic opportunity in Texas right now. Invest in infrastructure. Even if the feds won't pay, private orgs will.

Hey schizo anon, checkem.

>>29355962
i dont actually understand burry's tweets though

>>29356000
Futures will be down by 1% EOY sir
It is finished sir
>>29356011
Buy high
Sell High
Buy low
Sell high
Buy sell
sir

>>29353829
Based Prophesy Anon

>>29355915
pretty impressive i must say

>>29355338
She is not best girl

i only do calls on uvxu becuase i refuse to ever short anything

>>29355233
nasdaq going to 0

>>29354006
>doublewide in reflection
Based

>>29355380
Seems a bit too soon for global crisis.

>>29355799
>>29355788
>>29355677
>>29355366 (You) (You)
>>29355355
>>29355144
>>29355233
>>29355022
>>29355411

>>29356000


NOOOOOO I TRIED TO WARN YOU FUCKERS. ITS OVER. ITS OVER. HE DID IT. HE DID IT. I WARNED YOU.

>>29353896
lame lines, astrology bro

CCIV Chads we're gonna have an incredible week

>>29356076
wat?

How do i stop buying the top.

>STOCKS DUMPING
>BONDS DUMPING
>DOLLAR INFLATING
>CRYPTO CRASHING
IS ANYTHING SAFE?!

>>29356077
why theres so much more money to be made

>>29355857
Burry is a fucking asshole. Literally the worst time to post that shit. Post that shit at 10am so i can sell shit before people think about what he said

JESUS FUCK 13500 ABOUT TO BREAK ITS FUCKING OVER SELL ALL SELL ALL

>>29353829
well I dreamed about my dead grandma ghost haunting me so idk what that could mean for the market

>>29356116
Can't buy the top if you never buy.

>>29355998
Okay dude, whatever you say. Doesn't change the fact that I'm making more money from crypto than stocks at the moment, and if I was exclusively in stocks I'd be necking myself seeing all the missed crypto gains.

All of my crypto picks are based off convictions They're ALL good. That's why I want all of them, retard. But some of them crab harder than others and you miss out on opportunity costs if you're not moving your money from one asset to another.

>>29355971
yesterday everything was fine. now everyone is panicking because some shizo posted unintelligible meme lines? pathetic.

>>29356113
ES steadily dropping since i posted that shit

>>29356138
your grandmother is harboring regrets and cannot pass over to the next world
i hope you were not unkind to her

Reminder to eat egg for a happy and healthy body while trading.

>>29356119
CRBP
Do the NEEDFUL sir

>>29356000

>>29356119
the Yen

>>29356133
he's just dabbing on those without a futures account :^)

>>29356154
Post crypto portfolio please

>>29356114
we better, i'm going to bail if it dips any more

>>29356119
It’s safe to acknowledge that your mum loves me cock

>>29356110
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One warning.

>>29356116
buy the big red dildos at the store not the lil green ones

>>29356200
checked

BAKING

>>29356200
checkd
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>29354919
No, he's right. If your meme lines are so great, post your trades and show us how much money you've made

>>29356200
sir i am not joking
you NEEDFUL to take your schizo meds
very hurt may come to you if you do not medicate
sir, you are in danger

>>29356200
digits cnfirm

>>29356195
That dip friday was from Jewish manipulation so they can pick up cheapies. I suspect a moon tomorrow and Tuesday if the rumor is true they will announce the merger then, if not expect a small dip.

>>29356116
literally NEVER buy a green line

pow right in the reddit kisser

>>29356258
do the needful and
eat my ass

>>29356160
>only man to predict housing dump now predicts another dump
It doesnt have to be “real”
The shit he posted was riddled with errors too. Must be a psyop from burry. He literally said the other day something about doing psyops

>>29356265
i'm in at $38 on them, putting stop loss at $45

Looks like we'll have a repeat of last September, but everyone here will freak

>>29356252
sir ignore that fool namefaggot retard manchild
stock market is like poker
you have to predict what people will buy
based on human psychology sir
you must buy what people will buy before they buy
unfortunately sir the only way to GUARANTEE the needful gains is insider trading so do the needful and get some insider contacts sir

NEW

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>>29356336

ok guys going to sleep now,
i'll wake up to btc at 60k and futures greeeen

Look guys i know you are worried about futures and you investments but listen here ive been trading for a few years so heres a picture of my girlfriend to make you all feel better. She has a lovely voice and wont turn you tranny like a 2d girl

>>29356335
I'm in from $18 but took profits at $32 and bought back in for a bigger position at $28

>>29356021
lol did you do it? I remember you talking about that shit

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>>29353735
AMC is goodsotnnk

How do we feel on LI? I just bought a bunch randomly and feel indifferent towards it.

>>29356160
I just like going with the fud. I have high hopes for this week actually... We'll most certainly see a dip at open with a slow recovery tomorrow. Probably a slow but steady increase through the week

>>29356386
2D>3D

>>29356160
>FINRA and Fed data analyzed by one of the most famous fund managers is "meme lines"
Imagine having this amount of hubris

>>29356346
He's right though
Moving averages 50% of the time act as support and the other 50% of the time turns into resistance depending on the news
80% fundamentals and 20% TA

>>29356554
no...
it is the final ending

>>29357466
once again i have summoned him

guys?