/biz/ - Business & Finance

fuck you

>>29303879
in 5 months we can buy 2 cars and a bigger house

>>29303879
Just tell her you can’t sue to tax implications. Just ask her, do you want us to pay 30+% in taxes or 20? Just lie. Doesn’t matter if you’re US or not, just tell her taxes.

>>29303879
faggot

>>29303879
Tell her to get off her ass work and buy her own fucking house and car if she wants it so bad.

>>29303953
Or just say it's locked up in defi staking blockchain loans for mining for the rest of the year.

Why does she know

>>29303879
divorce

>>29303879
fucking larper faggot

what do you get out of posting rubbish like this?

>>29303879
>a house
understandable i guess but still say no
>a car
tell her to go fuck herself unironically

If you’re not joking, then just say you’re not going to spend it right now and that’s it. Are you a fucking bitch? Are you really bitchmade enough to let your woman decide how you spend your funds?

The best answer? No

>>29303879
Lawyer up, wife de-risk, and hodl

>>29303879
tell her you're saving for a hotter wife

>>29304101
Comments. He gets comments.

>>29303879
Murder/Suicide you spineless faggot

>>29303953
>>29304046
Top answers, i think the locked up is the best

>>29304258
fucking beyond pathetic

Hasn't anyone explained to these retards this isn't Reddit or Facebook?

>>29303879
Buy a tokenized house and a tokenized car

>>29303879
EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU SPAMMING NIGGER

>>29304197
divorce settlements start from 50/50 if she doesn't even work

>>29303879
Does she let you touch her butt?

>>29303879
Tell her to pony-up her stacks, first.

Just hit her. Jesus Christ you beta cuck simping faggots need to figure out how to keep a woman in line. Its through emotional, financial, and physical control. Explain to her that she is a subman and that everything in your domicile including her is your property and that you will do with it as you please. If she argues tell her she is a nigger and a whore. If she gets lippy smack her around and take her phone. Dump her entire account into crypto. Only allow her to leave the house with you escorting her and stop letting her retarded skank friends fill her head with stupid ideas that are going to make her uppity and disobedient. Don’t let her waste your hard earned money on dumb shit either like whorish makeup or decorations for the house. Tell her what she needs to look like. Tell her how your house should look like. Make sure she exercises and services you sexually on command. Quit being a dirt poor faggot.

>>29303879
This can only be resolved through multiple beating sessions

>>29304373
fake news

>>29303879

If you need a car or house consider selling a portion? maybe it's a good time to lock in the gains.

If it's just her wanting to spend money say no.

>>29303879
buy her pic related and wish her well

buy the house, you will save rent and reinvest that into crypto, take the money out, best of lucks.

>>29304652
You are single

>>29303879
Divorce and go MGTOW. She’s probably cheated on you anyway.

>>29304895
he did but i forgave her

>>29303879
You sold all your crypto in 2015.
Only answer to this, is to obfuscate your crypto wallet as much as you can.

Why did you tell her in the first place ?

>>29304847
Ask me how I know your fat girlfriend is uppity enough to make eye contact with other men. Absolute cuckery.

>>29303879
You will never make it anon. You are obviously full as shit as well.

First rule of owning shit coins is we don't talk about our shit coins to bitches.

>>29303879
Pull the "I lost all of my crypto in a boating accident" card

>>29304258
>>29304341
>complaining about larpers on 4chan
how new are you?

>>29304094
so you limit your loss to 50% of your crypto?

Guys my wife wants a baby... I've been putting it off for 2 years and can't any longer. I said she can stop taking the pill after her period next week, but regret it now. Is there a form of male birth control I can use without her knowing?
She's asian btw

Tell the bitch with no crypto that financial decisions should be left to the partner with crypto

Get an ELOC and get a house and a car and keep your crypto and your day job. GG EZ.

Also, why does she want a new house and car? Do you have kids on the way? Tell her you're only getting a bigger house when you've got 2 kids and a third on the way. She needs skin in the game too.

>>29305179
Yeah its called nut inside and have her deported back to chinkistan and find yourself a white trad wife faggot.

>>29303945

This is the correct answer. Tell her how you got it, and there's more to come. But you can't get more if you cash out now & that smart people keep investing.

None of this is wrong BTW, 100% truth. Women suck at money. They see some, the wheels start turning in how to spend it, men see some & wanna make more with it. Don't let it happen anon. Beat her ass if you have to.

>>29303879
leave her.

>>29305351
>He thinks every anon on this website is white.

>>29303879
>What is the best answer to get over this?
I got hacked, i lost it all.

>>29305351
I don't like white women. I want to leave her for a desi girl I work with though, and if we have a baby I am stuck with her. I just need more time to convince the desi to marry me instead

>>29305788
At least the desi is indo-european I guess.
You're still a loser.

>>29305694
No but every anon should aspire to make their genetics as white as possible. I suppose if you are a dusky you will make the world a better place by lightening up a darker race but if you have money you can afford to upgrade to an aryan woman and do the science to make sure you only have daughters that can go to private white majority schools to find a superior white male to further lighten your genes.

>>29305134
sir i lost my key sir lol pls mr lawyer don't bully me i lost it when i bought this wonderful mongolian basket

>>29305517
yeah my gf just keeps seeing btc go up and now she doesnt even want to spend it after i told her why the fuck would i buy a new house when we can just live here and retire in like 5 years of work and buying more btc

>>29305788
>Wants to downgrade from yellow to shit brown instead of upgrade to white
Neck yourself or stay poor. I guess my offspring will always need servants when I am a billionaire.

>>29303879
lots of larpers in here.

been through this a lot, thankfully i've always been proven right about crypto and now my wife just lets me do as I see fit with the money.

that being said, i would recommend pulling a bit off the top say 20% and putting it into the bank, especially if you are putting it towards a downpayment on a house or need a car. the key word here is "need". does she want a new car or need one? bid difference.

>>29306134
>Wife lets me do as I see fit
Give yer balls a tug

>>29303879
imagine having a wife in 2021 when artificial wombs are just around the corner.

>>29306199
They can't get here soon enough, after becoming a wizard I can't stand w*men but I had a night terror about dying alone last night.

> [X] saw my crypto balance
> She wants me to sell it
This thread for the eighth time this week

>>29303879
>wife and i earn around 100k a year in one of the poorest states. were both pretty young, no kids, both drive toyota's, ones 10 years old and paid off, lower middles class house
>we had $600 in the bank before payday last friday
>paying bills and cycling debt on 0% interest CC's
>close to half a mil in crypto
>she has no idea about any of this
>she has NO interest in our finances and only spends money on e-books and takeout but always asks first if its ok

i refuse to tell her. if she had any idea she would want to quit her job tomorrow, pay off the house and car, while i continue to work the same job and live in the same house and drive the same 10 year old car. because her loss of income which is close to half our total; we would still unironically live on a budget even if its debt free. 6 figure hell is a real place, its having enough to almost taste freedom but not having enough to make any real difference in your life.

>letting your wife interfere in money related topics
t. married for 6 years

>>29306616
Your wife is fucking her boss and she doesn’t care about your crypto because she’s saving up her money secretly to leave you.

>>29303879
Tell her to stop nagging you about the 500k you lost on GME, and that its different this time. Wipe the sweat off your forehead, it makes you look nervous.

>>29303879
Divorce her and put everything into MCDC

>>29303879
Beat her in the name of Islam

>>29303879
Dick her. Seriously, women get like that from a lack of sex. They won't be thinking about that shit if you clean her pipes regularly.

>>29305351
>white
>trad
OH NO NO NO NO

>>29307007
They wouldn’t be thinking at all if they were dicked down correctly

>>29306616
Nice, I'm in the same boat. 110k / year with 10k in bank. Both cars are paid off and have 150k in stocks and 750k in crypto that she has no idea about. I always tell her money is tight and she isn't much of a consoomer.
I have no idea what she would do if she found out, but she lets me make all the decisions about money

>>29303879
Why the fuck would you disclose your crypto holdings to your wife?

>>29306062
Indian-Americans have way income attainment than whites on average sorry senpai

>>29307041
Guaranteed your woman is whoring around at this very second and her and the bull are laughing right now and plotting how to spend your money after she steals your children and rapes you in court.

>>29306874
At least she does it on a budget

>>29307083
>she lets me make all the decisions
NGMI as a man

>>29306134
>Wife lets me do as I see fit
Jesus fuckin' christmas anon... Do you ask her permission to wipe your ass as well?

>>29307249
My hapa gf is asleep next to me right now. We flip DOGE together for fun and play RuneScape

>>29307363
give me your gf

>>29303879
house yes
car yes, but get a <$1000 shitbox

>>29303879
why does your wife know you own crypto? Fuck you you fucking pussy. That would have been a nice little security in case she decided to fuck you over.

>>29307226
You getting uppity about letting your doctors come over and make money before you run back to jeetsville and live like kings with your pittance in American dollars compared to the third worlders surrounding you is just more proof of the white mans burden and generosity.

>>29306874
i wish, her manager is our age and not a bad looking girl. every now and then i catch my wife looking at lesbian porn and have been pushing for a threesome for a couple years now. if she drank i think i could make it happen.

also it would take her 5 years of saving every gross dollar she earns to save the amount she could divorce me for now. unless ofcourse i lost it all in a tragic boating accident.

>>29307363
She must be tired after your bull finished with her. Make sure you drink every drop he left out of her snatch to up your testosterone levels cuck

>>29307313
Ok I worded that wrong. She doesn't let me, I make the decisions and she trusts me. I have made it clear from the start that my word is the last word on any issue we have

>>29307599
So you married a dyke, aren’t getting a threeway, and shes going to steal your crypto. Good work anon.

>>29303879
Wait for her to get home one day and just start screaming fuck, smash your computer, break your phone and just scream that you've been hacked and lost it all over and over, sell 1% of holdings to buy new computer/ phone tell her you are done with crypto

Why do you people tell your wives anything? They shouldn't even be allowed to vote.

>>29307620
Lol sure anon. So when you have kids and she wants to hyphenate their last names are you getting first billing? Total Chad vibes emanating from you right now

>>29307836
They shouldnt be allowed to own property either.

>wife
She was a problem from the start

>>29307836
Only based post

>>29307083
we got the good ones brother. one day well get to walk them into their new home with their dream car in the driveway and take it down to the beach house for the weekend. BUT UNTIL THEN ITS SPAGHETTI O's FOR DINNER

>>29307899
Looks like I posted too soon.

>>29304937
This thread has to be bait

spouses aren't entitled to the appreciation of assets that were acquired before the marriage

>In Sullivan v. Sullivan, three years before getting married, Husband purchased shares of stock in a closely held S corporation using money his mother gave him. Sullivan v. Sullivan, 295 Ga. 24 (2014). Before the marriage and throughout the marriage Husband worked as an operations manager in that S corporation. Id. Ten years after getting married, Husband filed for a divorce. Id. During the divorce, Wife maintained that she was entitled to an equitable division of the appreciation in the value of Husband's shares from the date of the parties' marriage to the date of their divorce. Id. Husband argued that the shares of stock should not be marital property and should be awarded solely to him because they were acquired prior to the marriage, and any increase in value of the shares of stock that occurred during the course of the marriage

>Husband's testimony indicated that the rapid rise in the company's appreciation was due to the company's acquisition of new government contracts, in which he was not involved. Id. Accordingly, the court determined that Wife cannot succeed in her argument that her support of Husband's career was evidence of marital investment because if Husband did not contribute to any growth in the company, then Wife's efforts to support Husband in his career did not indirectly contribute to the growth of the company either.

>>29308113
That post is the only thing that makes me believe it isn’t bait

>>29303879
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wife
You are not gonna make it anways.

>>29304255
Based

>>29304652
I fucking hate muslims

>>29306616
For the love of God show her how to pirate books on irc and put that money into link or some shit

>>29306616
>100k
You both are pathetic.

If I made $100k alongside a wife with no kids I'd be saving upwards of $60k a year assuming the $100k is after taxes. Pretaxes that'd be like $70k but still I'd have $30k leftover. The kicker is Im rounding against me and still saving significantly more than you. Just what are you dropping your money on!?

>>29303879

Tell your dumbass wife to quit being a cunt.

>>29303879
"There is a dip honey and we need to wait"
Now slowly move 50% or more of your coins to a different exchange.
When she asks again a few weeks later show her only the old account.
"See honey, huge dip, we have to wait"

>>29303879
your wife is a idiot

>>29306616
Also if this is over 10 years, no idea as it seems kinda implied how do you not have at least $400k+ saved up just from jobs alone? With that level of savings you'd already be at 7 figures IF YOU stuck it in crypto or stocks literally between March - August. Up until November for crypto.

Anon you didn't just stick your hidden savings into crypto in the last few weeks did you?

>>29308428
So do I. Thats why I joined the army to kill them. And also to get paid to go to college. They are based on how to handle their women though.

>>29303879
she wants you to sell before giga chad pump which we all waited for...... X YEARS

your wife is retarded as fuck.

Imagine telling your wife about your crypto?

>>29308146
>Wife cannot succeed in her argument that her support of Husband's career was evidence of marital investment
Ah yes, the good ol, 'I supported my husband in his career and should be compensated for it'.
Here is a peak into what that support looked like
>Man wakes up to his alarm at 5 AM, gets ready and drives to work.
>Works for 8-10 hours, as he is getting ready to leave he gets a text from his wife
>'I don't feel like cooking tonight, I ordered pickup can you go get it'
>Drive 20 minutes out of the way, and wait 15 minutes at the restaurant for the food.
>Arrive back home around 5 PM
>Sink full of dirty dishes
>'Hey honey, you know how I hate vacuuming so much? I just ordered a $800 roomba, so now I don't have to vacuum anymore!'
>'When are you going to fix X? I've been asking you for months now'
>Go to bed, looking forward to the sweet release of death.

>>29303988
>telling your wife to work
Fag.

You are her husband, wtf is she doing trying to command you?

>>29304652
this is the man I aspire to be

>>29305179
Go put a dozen loads on ice.. "go away for the weekend with the boys" get a vasectomy, take it to pound town nonstop tell her you dont understand why she isn't getting knocked up

>>29304652
No one gives a shit about your domestic violence fanfiction, you fucking incel

>>29309790
Have fun never getting laid.

Mine is a doctor so has a great job, but also wants us just to sell and "be happy with what we have", rather than keep at it and try and make a few mil to be set for life.

"Shouldn't be just sat doing nothing". WHY? Why must I give up my time on this earth being a wagie for random fucking employers, where I get nothing out of it besides the money for my bills? If I make enough from Crypto and have enough for my bills and to life off, WHY the fuck would I want to spend my life working? Just so I can tell people what I "Do".

>>29309437
Here is a peak into the daily life of a GigaChad with a thunder cock
>Wake up 4AM
>Check crypto
>Made gains
>Fuck woman retarded
>Work out
>Eat breakfast woman made while working out
>Drive to business he owns in kickass car
>Make more gains
>Stop by side skanks house on the way home and fuck her retarded
>Drive home
>Wife has worked out, cleaned the house, made dinner, and performs fellatio on Chads cock still reeking of side skank juices while he eats dinner
>Checks crypto again
>More gains
>Drinks whiskey neat and relaxes in preferred method of watching sports
>Lays down in bed next to trad wife
>Fucks every orifice of her body
>Smacks her for not being able to handle it better
>Goes to sleep
>Never gets divorced because not a betacuck loser

>>29303879
tell her to eat jizz off the street

>>29303879
Women aren't even human. Women are getting away with so much bullshit without any self awareness and repercussions these days. If as a man you'd make a comment like this about another woman it'd rightfully be seen as of poor taste and you as tacky and immature if not downright inconsiderate and insulting. But a woman will think doing it herself would be a cute quirk. Basically, you need to slap women when they behave inappropriately, as they're mentally children and society enables them to be ill mannered. No need to use a closed fist and harm them too hard, but a firm slap with an open hand shall be enough to communicate to them your discontent and remind them that you as a man are the rightful voice of authority and reason. They'll be glad to see you display strength and should naturally submit to your wisdom. In case the Jewish conditioned behavior remains too deeply ingrained and this proves unsuccessful, and you really feel like you must use a fist attack, I advise you once again to avoid punching your pet woman in the face, as it would leave physical evidence on publicly visible areas. A good punch in the gut might seem like a good idea but it's not how you as a gentleman must treat your own property. Rather, undo your belt and whip her on her body until she begs you to stop. Alternatively, push her down the stairs. If the neighbors ask, simply say she had an accident. Good luck my friend.

>>29309876
The fact that you believe in “domestic abuse” is absolute proof of how big of a cuck you are

>>29309808
kek no way, I want kids just not right now with her. Freezing and insemination is crazy expensive and I dont want my dick to break from surgery.
Think I will fap as much as I can to the point where I am basically shooting blanks

>>29309808
Vasectomy is genital mutilation. What kind of man willingly gelds himself? Holy fuck what kind of world are we living in?

>>29307495
fucking based

>>29307599
>every now and then i catch my wife looking at lesbian porn and have been pushing for a threesome for a couple years now

>>29306616
You find out what type of wife you have when you tell her about your crypto. If you can't tell her, get out of that relationship immediately.

>>29304847
Baked alaska on the right

Sell now. Elon Musk is preparing to dump just in time for the Chinese lantern festival, which marks the end of Chinese New Year.

Also to note, he's pretty white and African for a Chinese guy. Pic related

>>29303879
Divorce

In some circles being able to buy a house outright is considered making it. It guarantees security and future gains by allowing you to continue to invest in shitcoins or boomer index funds. Don’t get greedy anon

Your wife is (was) a man

>>29304652
75% of this energy is ideal state. This guy is trying too hard.

>>29304652
>this is what incels actually believe
You keep a woman in line with positive reinforcement and by being stern and confident. You're just going to end up in jail with this mindset. Literal nigger behaviour. Not that you'll ever actually have the chance to put your theory into practice

>>29304847
There's only 4 guys tho

>>29303879
Who is the fucking man in the house you stupid faggot?

If a woman ever, EVER tells you what to do with your money, you dump her ass or show her who is the fucking boss. This is what is wrong with our generation. You've been fooled into thinking a woman might have a brain capable of being on par with a man's. For 99% of the people out there, this isn't possible.
Yes, there are smart women, but they would never be with a regular fucking pleb like you. They already have millions in the bank and a big house with a big family.

tell her that you have a plan and 100% will stick to it because it is working as you can see in your gains. Once you will reach your exit point you will sell it

>>29304373
can I buy a tokenized gf?

>>29303879
Why did you let your wife even have a bank account. Fucking retard. Now that you fucked up, setup a dummy bank account she has access to and move all your assets to a real offshore. Find a Jew and start a shell company. Back to the question, tell your wife to go fuck herself, literally and metaphorically. You didnt accumulate those assets buy spending them on stupid trinkets. Make sure your pimp hand is strong. Dont show weakness or unsureness in your voice. Look her straight in the eye and show that fat greedy bitch you are in control of your destiny.

Also diversify your bonds, nigger.

>>29303879
That bitch doesn't understand money. Tell her to do dishes/laundry and let you handle the investments. You have done well enough to buy a house/car. She obviously hasn't.

>>29312651
Your softness is why none of your relationships have worked out. Women inherently crave domination. If they don’t get it they will just leech you dry and move on until they find a real man while you sit in your house broken crying about how she left you for a guy that treats her like shit and doesn’t deserve her. “Why does she keep going back to him when he hits her anonz? Waaaaah!” Because she needs a fucking man you faggot.

>>29312736
>Positive reinforcement
Yeah its called orgasms, a roof over their retarded skulls, a simple life maintaining your house, and squeezing out your children. Only nigger here is you. The faggot cuckboi whos woman is going to steal his kids, money, and home then talk about how much of a loser and piece of shit you are to her girlfriends in between fuck sessions with a real man.

>>29303930
Fpbp

>>29307836
Based.

>>29303879
Tell her that your gonna sell her instead.

>>29303879
My wife has been telling me to sell for 6 months. Sold half my ADA at 25c because she wouldnt stop nagging. Shes fucking bitching now because i listened to her.

Dont do it. You cant win.

>>29303879
>my crypto
>my
There's your answer.

>>29303879
Tell her to suck

>>29305179
Stop wasting her time and break up you spineless fraud

>>29314476
you speak the way an incel thinks a chad talks

>>29303879
Would you make more money paying off a loan or investing that money? If you really want you could just settle with a car that has low interest rates, no need to flatout buy it if you can make more money investing. Atleast a car is necessary, you could even just get used car with under 50k km on it for under 10g.

>>29317131
Your submissiveness reeks of jeet skeet tokens and limp dicked faggotry. Bet your girlfriends son respects you a whole lot for not disciplining him or his mom. Better run along now. It’s almost time for you to make them dinner.

>>29307041
this. i started dating a half black half hispanic girl recently and she's way more feminine and submissive than white girls i've dated.

>>29303879
tell her you lost it all on a risky bad play and say you're never touching crypto again

>>29318845
>Dating a lesser race instead of just breeding them
>Can’t dominate a white woman
NGMI

>>29318473
you're trying way too hard

>>29303879
How the fuck does she know about your crypto?

>>29303879
Land is unironically a better investment than crypto. There's an infinite amount of crypto, but only a finite amount of land.

cut her throat for daring to voice her opinion

>>29303879
ask her if she is going to get another job to pay for the car insurance, gas, repairs, and the higher tax and heating bill in this imaginary house that she made no effort to get.

remind her you need none of these things to impregnate 3 other women this year

>>29303953
She won't give a shit. $70k may not be $100k, but it's still greater than $0.
Women are idiots.